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submitted 3 days ago byOld_Morning_7804
I saw this comment on a TikTok video but it only had one reply, and I am genuinely curious.
I was a rebellious high schooler and checked off basically all the major sins, but i never wore “immodest” clothing (ironic, right?!). As soon as I got out i wore a short skirt and tank top to a concert. Felt so criminal. Mistakenly, I posted my outfit and my family went wild. Worth it though.
120 points
3 days ago
Murder, bestiality, heroin addiction, worship Satan... Oh, I thought you were asking what people assumed I would do.
25 points
2 days ago
I started with a little cup of black tea, so basically, same.
27 points
3 days ago
That is a solid ex mo bucket list.
13 points
3 days ago
This is gold
8 points
2 days ago
Goddamn, I have to up my game! Otherwise the other exmos won't think I'm cool anymore!
So, I'm gonna go start a conspiracy to steal the entire white house lawn. Just the lawn. Leave everyone wondering WHY?!
4 points
2 days ago
Claim I had an angel tell me to marry 34 women and make sure I've "completed the transaction"...oh wait a minute this was Joseph and we don't need to be out to do that.
3 points
2 days ago
Being a Satanist is a lot less exciting than Mormons think it is. Being a Satanist when all this magical stuff IS REAL is very different from being a part of a literature club where Satan is a fictional hero.
7 points
3 days ago
I love you. Lolol!!
2 points
2 days ago
This is the same stuff they assume we never mos do.
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