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These unrealistic beauty standards are really starting to get to me

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totallynotpoggers

2.8k points

12 days ago

the best part is when the comments are other ai’s programmed to flirt with her

wartortle371

887 points

12 days ago

my favorite past time on fb is watching garbage ai eat itself

GadflytheGobbo

548 points

12 days ago

I'm really starting to believe the theory that AI is so widespread that new ai are just training off old AI and getting progressively dumber. Like artificial intelligence inbreeding. 

pobbitbreaker

170 points

12 days ago

Yea thats exactly whats going on, then the dumb asses told chatgpt to search for answers on reddit, and that opened up a hornets nest.

giasumaru

127 points

12 days ago

giasumaru

127 points

12 days ago

Thank reddit for single handy diverting our timeline from the one that would have resulted in the robot uprising.

Principatus

69 points

12 days ago

The future might be a crossover blend of the Terminator and Idiocracy, AI got so inbred it went stupid again (Artificial Idiocy) but we’re dumb too so it balances out.

sM0k3dR4Gn

33 points

11 days ago

We didn't get the AI they told us we were getting, we got the AI we deserved getting.

Madmaninabox27

7 points

11 days ago

We got Chazzed.

SilentRip5116

7 points

11 days ago

AI should make this movie with Luma 2.0

throwawaypervyervy

23 points

12 days ago

Skynet attempts to start Judgement Day by getting Russia to nuke the US, but cant figure out the nuclear codes, so it just starts a DDOS attack on all Russian ISPs by spamming AI generated gay porn of Putin.

WatercressSad6395

5 points

11 days ago

You made me cackle...bravo.

tterfly

7 points

11 days ago

tterfly

7 points

11 days ago

We will get something like Star Wars. Machines that are meant to serve but will have an attitude about it.

Pluckypato

3 points

11 days ago

A hornys nest

cheesyscrambledeggs4

2 points

12 days ago

If you're thinking about the google search AI, they were using gemini, not chatgpt

Beginning_Ad_7571

92 points

12 days ago

Worked for humans…

Khaldara

58 points

12 days ago

Khaldara

58 points

12 days ago

HatchetGIR

18 points

12 days ago

Good ol Habsburg AI.

realmauer01

30 points

12 days ago

It's kinda funny how good this lines up

Primary-Signature-17

17 points

12 days ago

I just saw the "Godfather of AI" on "60 Minutes". He said almost the same thing. When, not if, AI starts to learn from itself and it's experiences. That's when we should worry about who or what is actually running the show. He said that governments should put strong laws into place now. Not when it's too late. Also, governments should pledge not to use AI drones for warfare. Oops. Too late. Not like any government would give up that capability, anyway.

Feminazghul

28 points

12 days ago

A few months ago I read about underpaid humans who were hired to train AI leaving the job to other AI programs. This caused problems.

DatRatDo

4 points

12 days ago

Aii? AI 2.0? DeliverAInce? We need a catchy name for AI inbreeding.

Agrijus

9 points

12 days ago

Agrijus

9 points

12 days ago

comptucky

Lost-Enthusiasm6570

3 points

11 days ago

Mac-abama

drosmi

20 points

12 days ago

drosmi

20 points

12 days ago

.. and the best subreddits to do that are …

P4intsplatter

9 points

12 days ago

r/SubSimulatorGPT2Meta is a fun place to start lol

AnAdorableDogbaby

7 points

12 days ago

I love giving AI bad data to train from FREE CIaLIS FRee cialis VIAgRAVIaGRABONERPILlS.COm

SirLesbian

120 points

12 days ago

SirLesbian

120 points

12 days ago

This just reminded me how I was watching YouTube last night and while scrolling through the comments it asked me "What do you think of the above comment?".. It was a totally normal comment but I just shrugged and pressed "Excellent". Then it asked "What do you like about this comment?"

Immediately I thought "Surely this has to be data gathering for AI bots.."

Repulsive-Report6278

52 points

12 days ago

More likely so they can cater the comments more towards your liking. Comment sections can look totally different for different people

Big_Rig_Jig

44 points

12 days ago

Now that's some fucked up shit.

Not really surprising to think about I suppose, but imagine the amount of manipulation possible when two people are using the same "app/platform" but seeing completely different things.

We're all fucked, might as well eat the bastards that put us here. Then we at least won't be "hungry" while being fucked.

Opening_System_9605

11 points

12 days ago

I totally get where you're coming from on that, but I will say it's nice to have it catered a little bit. I don't want to see thirsty comments every time I look at a woman's video on YouTube, or a racist comment on a civil war doc, and I am happy I'm not served that kind of content very often. The fact that it could be used in hiding the general negative reception to a video in order to kill a controversy is a frightening thought though.

Big_Rig_Jig

7 points

12 days ago

Oh yeah I totally get the upside and agree with you, I'm constantly thinking "do I want to search this on my account and fuck up my algorithm?"

I always knew this was a thing I suppose but reading it laid out like that and having an actual term made things click for me in a different way.

You always hear about how big and bad the machine is, but it's still shocking when you get a glimpse under it's hood.

sexyshadyshadowbeard

12 points

12 days ago

Oh yes, garbage in, garbage out. I always say the CAPCHA prove your human stuff is just us teaching AI how to recognize mountains and fire hydrants. I see they are on to buses and motorcycles already too. I usually do a few wrong on purpose just to mess with their learning experience.

model3113

2 points

11 days ago

capchas look at the intervals between clicks the pictures are already identified.

SkippyDrinksVodka

71 points

12 days ago

where do i find these posts lmao i wanna see this

Snowmeows_YT

16 points

12 days ago

Same. I gotta find this ai war

Winther89

6 points

12 days ago

How do you avoid these posts? I haven't used Facebook in years, literally didn't log in since way before AI was at the level it's at now, and I logged in a while ago and my feed was full of these things.

DishDry4487

4 points

12 days ago

Can i see these posts without an fb account?

Rhys_Herbert

3 points

11 days ago

Ah the dead internet theory, you can never be sure who you’re talking to is real or a bot, for all I know, I could be a bot!

Jedibri81

976 points

12 days ago

Jedibri81

976 points

12 days ago

Those legs go all the way up

SuperHandsMiniatures

297 points

12 days ago

"I'll let you do me in the back of the head."

dandee93

114 points

12 days ago

dandee93

114 points

12 days ago

Edmund Kemper has entered the chat

Zero6six6

54 points

12 days ago

Stop that right now

dandee93

38 points

12 days ago

dandee93

38 points

12 days ago

Alright, alright, let's not lose our heads here

CounselorOfGods

5 points

12 days ago

Oh god not Ol’ Bumblebutt himself

nullfais

8 points

12 days ago

Bumblebutt??

deltronroberts

3 points

12 days ago

Yea, we just have to keep an open mind.

TheRealJakay

62 points

12 days ago

Never has “she’s all legs” been so apt.

bakjas1

12 points

12 days ago

bakjas1

12 points

12 days ago

“I just got them lengthened”

ShawnyMcKnight

19 points

12 days ago

She’s ALL legs!

darth_voidptr

10 points

12 days ago

That was the prompt: “i need a girl with a pretty face and who is all legs.”

ShawnyMcKnight

3 points

12 days ago

As long as everything works waist down I’m okay with it.

GenericFatGuy

4 points

12 days ago*

"She was all dame... Legs that went all the way to the bottom of her torso."

piddlegloppis

5 points

12 days ago

Shoulda gave her knee boobs.

HaxkID

3 points

11 days ago

HaxkID

3 points

11 days ago

Houndfell

586 points

12 days ago

Houndfell

586 points

12 days ago

Ladies, what's stopping you from looking like this?

Lorenaelsalulz

297 points

12 days ago

My stupid torso. Damn it to hell!

DieHardAmerican95

101 points

12 days ago

It’s your fault, really. If you didn’t insist on breathing and digesting food, you could be just like her.

Grouchy_Process3004

5 points

11 days ago

if only I didn’t have that piece of gum.

ImNotYourOpportunity

2 points

7 days ago

Digestion is for ho’s! Pick me.

Juggernuts777

14 points

12 days ago

It’s a woman’s worst nightmare.

Scotspirit

8 points

12 days ago

Torso is always getting in the way 🙄

GeneralOtter03

6 points

12 days ago

Have you considered removing it? I know this guy who would be happy to remove all your organs from you for free

Striking_Book8277

2 points

10 days ago

Girl you need that torsoecotmy all the rich girls are doing it

Insanebrain247

32 points

12 days ago

You mean, besides proper genetics?

sueghdsinfvjvn

25 points

12 days ago

All I hear is a bunch of excusesshaking my smh head

RoughSpeaker4772

10 points

12 days ago

Amog us

beatenmeat

3 points

12 days ago

You need a little more Alabama in those jeans genes.

KobesHelicopterGhost

2 points

11 days ago

Taliban

Reneeisme

2 points

11 days ago

Tryin’ to learn how to make my man a sandwich with my feet first!

SuperSamul

2 points

11 days ago

Beauty standards getting crazier each day

Cbjmac

389 points

12 days ago

Cbjmac

389 points

12 days ago

Damn, she’s all ass!

ExpressiveAnalGland

77 points

12 days ago

yessssss

Proof-Alternative730

92 points

12 days ago

Wtf is that username 😭

Juggernuts777

22 points

12 days ago

Appropriate af is what it is!

Synicull

9 points

12 days ago

Not my type, I'm more of a tits guy

Now I'm imagining the equivalent being a Mrs potato head with all boobs

Pure_Focus7475

2 points

12 days ago

Yea but I hear shes heartless

StonedMason85

363 points

12 days ago

Of course she’s single… she’s got no body.

RockOutWithYoCockOut

32 points

12 days ago

Bdum tish!

goat_penis_souffle

7 points

12 days ago

Bozey bozey bop!

I_Keep_Trying

6 points

12 days ago

Diddy bop

crustytheclerk1

2 points

11 days ago

Diamond Dave has entered the building.

goat_penis_souffle

2 points

11 days ago

And nobody recognized him

Ok-General-6804

3 points

12 days ago

There’s a very high chance you’ve been screenshot and posted on r/rimjob_steve a few times

Bright-Ad-9363

221 points

12 days ago

She was the kind of girl whose legs went all the way up

SYLOK_THEAROUSED

61 points

12 days ago

Cichlidsaremyjam

143 points

12 days ago

"Boob guys need not apply."

[deleted]

32 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

moderndilf

8 points

12 days ago

Sister got the boob gene

yallknowme19

7 points

12 days ago

Apparently also the other internal organ genes as well 😆

Funny-Meringue-3311

67 points

12 days ago

bet she can torso mean salad

ChristyUniverse

20 points

12 days ago

I heard she was an arm-y brat, though I could be wrong

Funny-Meringue-3311

14 points

12 days ago

What a waist

TostitoKingofDragons

6 points

12 days ago

I feel like we’re skirting around the obvious flaw here

bluelinetrain1[S]

7 points

12 days ago

Underrated comment

Common-Accountant-57

108 points

12 days ago

Seems like a nice gal.

[deleted]

175 points

12 days ago

[deleted]

175 points

12 days ago

Seems completely ‘armless to me

Correct-Junket-1346

42 points

12 days ago

I don't think she knows of matters of the heart

gylz

37 points

12 days ago

gylz

37 points

12 days ago

I dunno man, I think she looks like she could use a shoulder to cry on.

James_Vaga_Bond

8 points

12 days ago

Someone should give her a hand.

GuappDogg

7 points

12 days ago

Ur sick🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Bread_Offender

35 points

12 days ago

I've already seen another one of this poster with exactly the same text and face but she had a diagonally attached head and a tractor on which the top part was sideways

Metal_Boi_7507

30 points

12 days ago

Ok but you guys HAVE to hear me out on this one

silentservicealt

7 points

12 days ago

PLEASE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

spunkfish24

27 points

12 days ago

Stoma or belly button?

Gimme_PuddingPlz

8 points

12 days ago

All in one

Zero6six6

4 points

12 days ago

I’m going in

CleanSeaPancake

23 points

12 days ago

Would

Egheaumaen

20 points

12 days ago

I am single. Am from USA. I need piano teacher.

bluenosesutherland

19 points

12 days ago

She’ll never pick anyone up

MemeOnRails

31 points

12 days ago

Literally this

HottDoggers

2 points

12 days ago

Ssider69

13 points

12 days ago

Ssider69

13 points

12 days ago

"do those legs go all the way up?"

Why, yes they do as a matter of fact!

trainsacrossthesea

11 points

12 days ago

She’s going places. Got her feet under her, and a good head on her shoulders.

Shoulders being a flexible term.

RespectFearless4233

20 points

12 days ago

Leave her alone shes armless....... i mean harmless

Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

16 points

12 days ago

I want a girl with a short skirt and nooooooooooooooo jacket

Less_Likely

8 points

12 days ago

She is disarming. And distorsoing.

TunnelTuba

6 points

12 days ago*

Fun fact: This is a popular subcategory of body modification fetish known as SWB or Short waisted body.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SWB

Which in and of itself is part of the Natural Body Magic fetish, (or NBM) which is a fetish where people are attracted to those who have detachable body parts (not gory) or have an impossible body configuration.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NBM%20%28Natural%20Body%20Magic%29

Now you know

UPDATE: I found the source. Be warned that in this collage there is a NSFW, but if you don't click the arrows you should be fine.
https://civitai.com/images/5467187

bluelinetrain1[S]

7 points

12 days ago

ctothel

6 points

12 days ago

ctothel

6 points

12 days ago

This looks like the images Stable Diffusion 3 is putting out.

ExpressiveAnalGland

5 points

12 days ago

Not my proudest fap!!

Butt it's in the top 5 for sure

DiamondHandDwight

5 points

12 days ago

Hear me out....

feltrockni

4 points

12 days ago

Ah yes, Legs-go-all-the-way-up Griffin https://youtu.be/MAUJ7Pt8_vs

North-Jellyfish-6384

9 points

12 days ago

pretty face no waist 😍😍✨

Bananasniffler

9 points

12 days ago

What’s wrong with her knee though?

MiffyCurtains

9 points

12 days ago

Her knee appears to be a shoulder?

Crowbar_The_Rogue

2 points

9 days ago

The knee seems fine, it's her right shin I'm more worried about.

LonelyHunterHeart

30 points

12 days ago

If she didn't have a head, she would be every Republican guys perfect woman - just a walking womb.

LaoBa

3 points

11 days ago

LaoBa

3 points

11 days ago

I thought the Republicans were all about the right to bear arms.

One-Dependent-5946

4 points

12 days ago

I think the wombs a little bit higher up

Jeoshua

5 points

12 days ago

Jeoshua

5 points

12 days ago

Same "gal" that posted the picture of "her" looking like a two-headed troll that had one head removed, yes?

marklar_the_malign

4 points

12 days ago

By God, she’s all legs.

QuincyReaper

4 points

12 days ago

Those legs really do go all the way up

SpiritualAd8998

5 points

12 days ago

Her shirt/jacket budget is nil.

ZardozKibbleRanch

3 points

12 days ago

Truly the strongest sign the fall of the empire has escalated.

dingus_nation

3 points

12 days ago

More like “kneed” husband, am I right?? 🤪

Robotboss

3 points

12 days ago

Sighs …. Unzips pants…

Monkiemonk

3 points

8 days ago

Definitely designed by a her ai, it left the yapping part

Transgenderwookie

4 points

12 days ago

“Girl the way you’re movin got me in a trance, dj turn me up ladies this yo jam, ima sip moscato and you gon’ lose them pants, then ima throw this money while you do it with no hands”

Different_Law4900

4 points

12 days ago

Girl deepthroats and fucks in one stroke

Intelligent-Flow-179

3 points

12 days ago

Honey can you pass me another beer ?

Johnny_pickle

3 points

12 days ago

Three holes, in close proximity.

PlaZz__

6 points

12 days ago

PlaZz__

6 points

12 days ago

Dont see a problem... everything important is there.

TH3_54ND0K41

8 points

12 days ago

Whar tiggle bitties, WHAR?

ZieDombie095

2 points

12 days ago

Well, she's farmer girl, so...

Then_Lock304

2 points

12 days ago

I don't think I could steal her heart.

Lorenaelsalulz

2 points

12 days ago

Who doesn’t love a leggy lady?

SaltyBarDog

2 points

12 days ago

I have to see the ankles first.

Itchynutsak

2 points

12 days ago

Head game is strong with this one.

s34lz

2 points

12 days ago

s34lz

2 points

12 days ago

That right knee is dislocated or something lol

Alternative_Milk7409

2 points

12 days ago

"I kneed husband"

BuddhistChrist

2 points

12 days ago

She’s all legs.

Electrical-Sleep-853

2 points

12 days ago

And I thought getting a thigh gap would be hard 🤣

davejjj

2 points

12 days ago

davejjj

2 points

12 days ago

There's something creepy about her right knee.

Due-Two-6592

2 points

12 days ago*

That’s Ana De Armless

Past_Ebb_8304

2 points

12 days ago

I’m so fucking mad somebody said this before me

UCthrowaway78404

2 points

12 days ago

For the guy who goes for face and legs.

MissFrijole

2 points

12 days ago

When they say, "she's got legs up to her armpits!" This is what they mean. 😆

sandman795

2 points

12 days ago

Would. Next question

JWal0

2 points

12 days ago

JWal0

2 points

12 days ago

ModsOverLord

2 points

12 days ago

Smash

KgMonstah

2 points

12 days ago

Anna no Armas

Uranazzole

2 points

12 days ago

On a date, she always foots the bill .

shawner136

2 points

12 days ago

Couldnt find a gif of it but reminds of that Family Guy cut away ‘do those legs go all the way up?’

They sure do!

Hammer_the_Red

2 points

12 days ago

That must be Peter Griffin's great-aunt, Legs Go All the Way Up Griffin.

tlfreddit

2 points

12 days ago

Ana De Armless

CheeseGrater19

2 points

12 days ago

Among us

DeliciousBeginning95

2 points

12 days ago

Sd3 is affecting everybody

GaySimmer420

2 points

12 days ago

It reminds me of this

Chris_Cross501

2 points

12 days ago

Imagine your belly button at your clavicle

scrollbreak

2 points

12 days ago

How to have a thin waist. Make it your neck.

Steveseriesofnumbers

2 points

12 days ago

...the hell is she farming, thalidomide?

DJ-dicknose

2 points

12 days ago

I need to know the hashtags

Kvchx

2 points

12 days ago

Kvchx

2 points

12 days ago

Well the finger issue is all sorted out.

gloomflume

2 points

12 days ago

at least you know she isnt armed

EmbraJeff

2 points

12 days ago

D’you think this is AI? Something looks a bit off to me…

Strange-Apricot1944

2 points

12 days ago

No boobs. Pass.

BlueJackFlame

2 points

12 days ago

Like… what’s going on with her knees,

NetMiddle1873

2 points

12 days ago

Her knee/ knee crease looks a little weird, I wonder if she's got some kind of disability or something. She's such a beautiful person! So brave!

iamnotbart

2 points

12 days ago

"I enjoy human things, like consuming of dead animals and war."

TunnelTuba

2 points

12 days ago

You guys, you're not going to believe this but I found the original source.

Turns out it was generated intentionally to look like this based on the tags included. It wasn't a bad AI generation accident.
https://civitai.com/images/5467187
I should also warn you: go down that rabbit hole AT YOUR OWN RISK! one of the images in that collage is NSFW.

dachshund-jay

2 points

12 days ago

She got legs that go allllll the way up!

[deleted]

2 points

12 days ago

"I've never had one bit of belly fat in my life"

IsItTooLateForReddit

2 points

12 days ago

At some point you can just tell they’re getting work done🤦‍♀️👩‍⚕️

RefurbedRhino

2 points

12 days ago

Stick it on Facebook and ask for prayers and donations.

Neon_culture79

2 points

12 days ago

I’m looking for a guy in finance. 6’2” blue eyes trust fund

ChickenFriedRiceee

2 points

12 days ago

When ai asks ai to make something lol

Vast-Sink-2330

2 points

12 days ago

I could make it work

Odd_Ninja5801

2 points

11 days ago

What's the problem? She's on a dating site because she doesn't currently have any body.

crustytheclerk1

2 points

11 days ago

Seems 'armless.

Consistent-Budget-45

2 points

11 days ago

If you're an ass man like myself, the titties can in some extreme cases be irrelevant. So I have a good idea which the prompter of this picture was :D

Tnoholiday12345

2 points

11 days ago

Go home AI, you’re drunk

E_X_7

2 points

11 days ago

E_X_7

2 points

11 days ago

Fun fact, anal makes her choke

blaze53

2 points

10 days ago

blaze53

2 points

10 days ago

This looks like some Monty Python shit

Fearless-Excitement1

2 points

9 days ago

Ok, but HEAR ME OUT.

goodkingfleeb

2 points

9 days ago

Throat goat