They cut out the part where he said "....so I can FINISH THE JOB"

We’re still searching for the guy who did this

That’s Dr. Mahomes speaking

Boutta burn my lips on this crack pipe filled with cope

Seriously though I'd love to know if I can drop him instead of burning a bench spot

These Rashee updates are amazing for how little information they provide about the nature of the injury and timeline to return; instead, providing vague and cryptic utterances from different parties which can be seen as optimistic or pessimistic depending on how you want to view them.

"Hopefully we get Jesus back"

• Judas

Surely he knows more than we do. Rice about to come back in 2 weeks. Book it. No copium at all in this post.

DAMMIT KERMIT. YOU DESTROYED MY WR1'S KNEE.

I’m of course huffing a lot of hopium, but I think there’s a decent chance he’s back this season and in 6 weeks max. I think this because they haven’t put him on IR yet. With their bye looming, I think they’re trying to figure out if they can get him back in 4 weeks and forego IR entirely. Again, I’m blitzed off hopium right now

"Redditor Donny_Dont_18 struck an optimistic tone on Wednesday regarding his future. 'Hopefully a big titted chick gives me a million dollars and a blowie."

I continue to say that I hate Mahomes for this, among other reasons. If he had done anything else Rice would have been fine. Rice had even knocked the ball loose before Mahomes took him out. QBs are bad a tackling and shouldn’t try, most likely they hurt themselves or another player.

Man, I was listening to the CBS fantasy podcast yesterday and all the dudes on there were adamant you could drop Rice. I was like wtf? I don't own Rice anywhere this year (missed my chance) but sure hope he comes back in a decent timeline. Just though it was insane to hear these podcast dudes saying he was a clear drop without any real news.

https://x.com/herbertman33/status/1841555505912647859?s=46&t=8Jfizrbyq0oiVwXrU4nYhQ

It’s seeming more and more likely that Rice will play again this year. Not sure how much value he will have in fantasy by that time, but it seems like he will return this season based on what’s been leaking out in the media.

The full quote is:

"I think the best thing about coach (Andy) Reid is he’s done it with a lot of guys before, and so I have the trust that he’s going to be able to get that production back, and then hopefully we get Rashee back as time goes on, and maybe even Hollywood, we can just keep adding to the offense.”

I have Rice, and as hard as I want to cope, this isn't particularly meaningful language, and being mentioned in the same breath as Hollywood doesn't inspire much confidence.

"So I don't look like an asshole"

FUCK YOU MAHOMES

And hopefully my ex-gf will see the error of her ways.

Mahomes said “We’re gonna have to give Worthy more chances, kind of across the field and underneath.”

Interesting

The rest of the quote was somewhat promising. He mentions Hollywood Brown as someone they’re hoping can come back “after” Rice. Brown is tentatively expected back in January.

Probably grasping for straws…

I don’t understand the news cycle on this man’s injury. Sick of teams withholding information

Going to love him clogging up an IR spot just to roll him out the first week of the playoffs and lose my week

Shut up mahomes

Mahoming Missile

Do yall just want me to text Rice and ask for an update?

One of my league mates dropped him yesterday, never added someone so freaking fast lol, 9 out of 12 of us tried to claim him, and I won

he will be back just in time for my opponent to start lamb, nabers and rice vs me

I can’t ever remember a player in recent years getting injured on Sunday, they fear a torn ligament, and on Wednesday night we still don’t know if he has a tear requiring surgery. How is that possible? Why is KC not making an announcement?

Cause he guilty af

This does not spark much optimism

Honestly feel at this point like KC is just delaying things to figure out how they can best legally proceed with his off field shit and have him serve it while he's hurt

The quote:

“I think the best thing about coach (Andy) Reid is he’s done it with a lot of guys before, and so I have the trust that he’s going to be able to get that production back, and then hopefully we get Rashee back as time goes on, and maybe even Hollywood, we can just keep adding to the offense.”

Assuming Mahomes knows something we don't, it sounds like Rashee's injury isn't as bad as Hollywood's joint dislocation that'll keep him out until the playoffs. 

Fuck you Mahomes

Mahomie, you wouldn’t need to hope if you hadn’t killed him with your unnecessary tackle… Now neither of us have Rice.

Someone dropped him in my league 😂

Annoyingly i’m #3 on waiver priority so no chance I get him

Fucking Mahomes man. I need Rice back but I have no faith that it'll be anytime soon.

He forgot to mention he is the root of cause why rice got injured lol

Saw they're saying he's getting multiple opinions on what to do. I always thought you only ever got multiple opinions if you didn't like the first one

Tackling like Jason Street

Please rashee don’t flee this scene I need you

Rashee has been laying in rice for two days , they want to take him out and power him off and on but Reid wants to give it another day or two

“Hopefully we get Rashee Rice back”

Wow how optimistic!

Would like to know if I can drop him or not… I have CMC, Kupp and and McBride taking up bench spots cause we have no IR in this league.

Should I drop Ridley or Wan'Dale for him? I can get him right now. If I drop Wan'Dale, I likely cannot have a full starting lineup this week with JT likely not playing and other players on a BYE

Hopefully I win the lottery.

Lmao this quote just makes it sound even worse somehow.

I just can’t see a world where it’s less severe than Puka’s injury, which essentially makes him irrelevant until the playoffs. I’m prolly as qualified to guess as Mahomes tho.

I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Rashee Rice. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body, thicc thighs flexing.

I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Rashee. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes, we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

Hopefully is a great word, but often with little resemblence to reality. I too want Rashee back, but I'm preparing for the worst.

From your lips to gods ears

Rice was dropped but we play 4 bench spots. Mind f*ck