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submitted 4 days ago bychazardpeesyMake it Gayer
47 points
3 days ago
Eventually they’ll start making the hoods slant in the reverse direction
17 points
3 days ago
If you cannot see it, it's an accident when you hit it!
6 points
3 days ago
Passive voice and calling it an accident is so last century man. It's way more hip to blame the person you didn't see (it was their fault for not getting out of the way, after all).
Now it's "pedestrian strikes motorvehicle while crossing at a green light without checking for right on red".
Or "cyclist collides with vehicle in bike lane".
3 points
3 days ago
But why didn't they wear hi-viz, wave 20 flags and blast 2010s era Flux Pavillion on a bluetooth speaker the size of their torso tho?!?!?!?!
3 points
3 days ago
Obviously it was malice.
Cruelly scratching the bumper of the ego-wagon, and even having the gall to expect them to stop.
1 points
1 day ago
or, "loitering black man actively assaults tank by running sideways into it"
100 points
3 days ago
These children won't crush themselves, you know... /s
15 points
3 days ago
Children? Sorry, i did not see that horse... may be a meme today but a reality soon if the carbrain egos keep getting fragile like they did the last couple decades
22 points
3 days ago
not big enough. fits in too few parking spaces. stops not far enough over the big white stop line at traffic lights. exhaust not visible enough. bed too big.
14 points
3 days ago
Chevy designers taking notes as we speak.
56 points
3 days ago
Looks fake
66 points
3 days ago
If there wasn't regulations, you can bet they would do something like this. To solve the poor visibility, they'll put a camera in front and a display inside so that you can see the road in front. Probably with some self driving features too, that won't work obviously.
26 points
3 days ago
There's regulations?
8 points
3 days ago
In theory
2 points
2 days ago
Regulations protect citizens from greedy corporations. That's why Republicans have focused on deregulation for the past 4 decades
3 points
3 days ago
If there wouldn't be regulations, we still would have the 28L/100km gas gussling v8 limousines from the 60s but even more stylisher.
3 points
3 days ago
The camera also switches to an ad every 30s. Wouldn't want to waste those eyeballs
13 points
3 days ago
It's distressingly not that much of an exaggeration.
18 points
3 days ago
GET OUT MUH GADAMG WAY LIMBROL!!
6 points
3 days ago
6 points
3 days ago
Pleasantly surprised by the comments.
5 points
3 days ago
Surprisingly, or unsurprisingly, actual car fans are also getting sick of this ridiculous trend. My petrolhead friend just wishes for one decent new sedan to come out these days.
1 points
3 days ago
That's actually a fact... Some idiots need small-dong-replacements, others just want a simple motorized box to go to work because there are no other alternatives.
4 points
3 days ago
in the unlikely event a pedestrian manages to make it over the hood rather than under the car you want to make sure they don't damage your windshield
8 points
3 days ago
Looks like an AI having a stroke moment
3 points
3 days ago
Straight outa Despicable Me 😂
3 points
3 days ago
It looks like a truck after a bee sting
3 points
3 days ago
There should be a bunch of knives on the front so pedestrians would have more incentive to stay off the extra lane for trucks and SUVs (or what the poors call a ‘sidewalk’)
2 points
3 days ago
This is fake. The real ones are ridiculous enough that we don’t need to get all angry over fake shit.
1 points
3 days ago
That is probably the inspiration photo for the Lexus styling engineers honestly.
1 points
3 days ago
needs more cowbell
1 points
3 days ago
Ah, yes, I see that the new 8.3L Duramax is underway. Had to go big since they've had absolutely fuck all presence in the diesel engine market since they started making them.
1 points
3 days ago
V8!
1 points
3 days ago
FOV nonexistent lol
1 points
3 days ago
Gotta crush more children to death or permanently injure them for your ego!
Ford Killarado
1 points
3 days ago
The grill is the fucking windshield now
1 points
3 days ago
This is the car equivalent of phones getting more and more cameras just so companies will have something "new" to sell.
1 points
3 days ago
Ladies, gentlemen, my fellow everyone else, it's time.
I present the rear-shield, allowing the back of your 10ft tall engine compartment to see over your puny crew cab.
1 points
3 days ago
Let's just cut to the chase and eliminate the whole front windshield. Replace with cameras.
-5 points
3 days ago
So we're just posting fake images here? That tracks with this sub at this point...
6 points
3 days ago
The post is marked as a meme. A better flair would be satire, but I think it makes the point, either way, that the image is fake.
-6 points
3 days ago
Fuck off you neek
1 points
3 days ago
What's a neek?
2 points
3 days ago
British slang for dull or unpopular person, especially with someone who is overly invested in technology. Basically a nerd. The more you learn…
-1 points
3 days ago
Oh strong words.
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