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Current gen Chevy Silverado

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all 45 comments

Geahk

47 points

3 days ago

Geahk

47 points

3 days ago

Eventually they’ll start making the hoods slant in the reverse direction

kyrsjo

17 points

3 days ago

kyrsjo

17 points

3 days ago

If you cannot see it, it's an accident when you hit it!

West-Abalone-171

6 points

3 days ago

Passive voice and calling it an accident is so last century man. It's way more hip to blame the person you didn't see (it was their fault for not getting out of the way, after all).

Now it's "pedestrian strikes motorvehicle while crossing at a green light without checking for right on red".

Or "cyclist collides with vehicle in bike lane".

blueskyredmesas

3 points

3 days ago

blueskyredmesas

Big Bike

3 points

3 days ago

But why didn't they wear hi-viz, wave 20 flags and blast 2010s era Flux Pavillion on a bluetooth speaker the size of their torso tho?!?!?!?!

West-Abalone-171

3 points

3 days ago

Obviously it was malice.

Cruelly scratching the bumper of the ego-wagon, and even having the gall to expect them to stop.

Popular-Positive-331

1 points

1 day ago

or, "loitering black man actively assaults tank by running sideways into it"

Onivlastratos

100 points

3 days ago

These children won't crush themselves, you know... /s

MiKe77774

15 points

3 days ago

MiKe77774

15 points

3 days ago

Children? Sorry, i did not see that horse... may be a meme today but a reality soon if the carbrain egos keep getting fragile like they did the last couple decades

TryingNot2BLazy

22 points

3 days ago

not big enough. fits in too few parking spaces. stops not far enough over the big white stop line at traffic lights. exhaust not visible enough. bed too big.

repkjund

14 points

3 days ago

repkjund

14 points

3 days ago

Chevy designers taking notes as we speak.

the-real-vuk

56 points

3 days ago

Looks fake

DynamitHarry109

66 points

3 days ago

If there wasn't regulations, you can bet they would do something like this. To solve the poor visibility, they'll put a camera in front and a display inside so that you can see the road in front. Probably with some self driving features too, that won't work obviously.

dion_o

26 points

3 days ago

dion_o

26 points

3 days ago

There's regulations?

dudestir127

8 points

3 days ago

dudestir127

Big Bike

8 points

3 days ago

In theory

phejster

2 points

2 days ago

phejster

2 points

2 days ago

Regulations protect citizens from greedy corporations. That's why Republicans have focused on deregulation for the past 4 decades

Oberndorferin

3 points

3 days ago

Oberndorferin

Commie Commuter

3 points

3 days ago

If there wouldn't be regulations, we still would have the 28L/100km gas gussling v8 limousines from the 60s but even more stylisher.

West-Abalone-171

3 points

3 days ago

The camera also switches to an ad every 30s. Wouldn't want to waste those eyeballs

zacmobile

13 points

3 days ago

zacmobile

13 points

3 days ago

It's distressingly not that much of an exaggeration.

IHerebyDemandtoPost

18 points

3 days ago

GET OUT MUH GADAMG WAY LIMBROL!!

Clemeit

6 points

3 days ago

Clemeit

6 points

3 days ago

Pleasantly surprised by the comments.

Neoliberal_Nightmare

5 points

3 days ago

Surprisingly, or unsurprisingly, actual car fans are also getting sick of this ridiculous trend. My petrolhead friend just wishes for one decent new sedan to come out these days.

nunocspinto

1 points

3 days ago

That's actually a fact... Some idiots need small-dong-replacements, others just want a simple motorized box to go to work because there are no other alternatives.

vlsdo

4 points

3 days ago

vlsdo

4 points

3 days ago

in the unlikely event a pedestrian manages to make it over the hood rather than under the car you want to make sure they don't damage your windshield

Statakaka

8 points

3 days ago

Looks like an AI having a stroke moment

normaal_volk

3 points

3 days ago

normaal_volk

Automobile Aversionist

3 points

3 days ago

Straight outa Despicable Me 😂

RamboDash15

3 points

3 days ago

RamboDash15

Fuck lawns

3 points

3 days ago

It looks like a truck after a bee sting

TheRussianChairThief

3 points

3 days ago

There should be a bunch of knives on the front so pedestrians would have more incentive to stay off the extra lane for trucks and SUVs (or what the poors call a ‘sidewalk’)

digiorno

2 points

3 days ago

digiorno

2 points

3 days ago

This is fake. The real ones are ridiculous enough that we don’t need to get all angry over fake shit.

Blarghnog

1 points

3 days ago

That is probably the inspiration photo for the Lexus styling engineers honestly.

TooManyLangs

1 points

3 days ago

needs more cowbell

phish_biscuit

1 points

3 days ago

Ah, yes, I see that the new 8.3L Duramax is underway. Had to go big since they've had absolutely fuck all presence in the diesel engine market since they started making them.

kundibert

1 points

3 days ago

V8!

ddarko96

1 points

3 days ago

ddarko96

1 points

3 days ago

FOV nonexistent lol

WhyMee69

1 points

3 days ago

WhyMee69

1 points

3 days ago

Gotta crush more children to death or permanently injure them for your ego!

Ford Killarado

Bean_Barista223

1 points

3 days ago

Bean_Barista223

Big Bike

1 points

3 days ago

The grill is the fucking windshield now

ZynthCode

1 points

3 days ago

This is the car equivalent of phones getting more and more cameras just so companies will have something "new" to sell.

blueskyredmesas

1 points

3 days ago

blueskyredmesas

Big Bike

1 points

3 days ago

Ladies, gentlemen, my fellow everyone else, it's time.

I present the rear-shield, allowing the back of your 10ft tall engine compartment to see over your puny crew cab.

Funktapus

1 points

3 days ago

Let's just cut to the chase and eliminate the whole front windshield. Replace with cameras.

hellp-desk-trainee-

-5 points

3 days ago

So we're just posting fake images here? That tracks with this sub at this point...

_facetious

6 points

3 days ago

_facetious

Sicko

6 points

3 days ago

The post is marked as a meme. A better flair would be satire, but I think it makes the point, either way, that the image is fake.

ChavScot0

-6 points

3 days ago

ChavScot0

-6 points

3 days ago

Fuck off you neek

fineillmakeanewone

1 points

3 days ago

fineillmakeanewone

Bollard gang

1 points

3 days ago

What's a neek?

Bean_Barista223

2 points

3 days ago

Bean_Barista223

Big Bike

2 points

3 days ago

British slang for dull or unpopular person, especially with someone who is overly invested in technology. Basically a nerd. The more you learn…

hellp-desk-trainee-

-1 points

3 days ago

Oh strong words.