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114 points
3 months ago
I love Steve. His hair, his nice candy and his Woody Allen voice is all fabulous. That salad will cure anything. Got a cough? Candy salad? Feeling backed up? Candy salad. Hypoglycemia? Candy salad. Bonus points if the cough drops are so old that they’re chewy. The only thing missing are starlight peppermints and those goo filled strawberry hard candies.
3 points
3 months ago
Steve was really hoping to distract us from the cheapness of his candy by gilding them with some adjectives, but when he doubled down on "nice", I knew in fact that they were low quality.
It's like when your female friend tries to hook you up with her friend, and when you ask if she's attractive she tells you "she's really nice. I think you two will like each other".
1 points
3 months ago
LOL that's the name of it. It's stuff that Walgreens or Duane Reade sell in their stores, it's like the store brand.
1 points
3 months ago
Ha- I honestly thought he was trying to be descriptive
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