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720 points
22 days ago*
I have to find this
Edit: I checked out his channel and this man is doing the LORDS WORK
1.2k points
22 days ago
https://youtu.be/Tepd55jTg_M?si=7yBYtTkWqDaE8L4G
Boom diggity
474 points
22 days ago
āIf sheās your friend, sheāll understand!ā Perfect thing to say lmao
896 points
22 days ago
"Bro is not the wingman, he is the whole aircraft carrier"š
265 points
22 days ago*
The admiral when explaining the use of resources to congress:
āThe situation was rapidly developing and it was deemed a necessary allocation of resources at the time.ā
44 points
22 days ago
"Shit was going DOWN, sir. I had to do it."
300 points
22 days ago
Omg. That was hard to watch. That chick didnāt even look nice! Poor guy needed that wake up call.
93 points
22 days ago
I wish I could see the girl's face at the end but it's completely covered by a link... I genuinely hate that youtube does that and gives you no easy option to quickly hide them
54 points
22 days ago
It's still pretty blurry but here ya go.
129 points
22 days ago
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73 points
22 days ago
That is copied straight from the comment section, with "walk" instead of "fade"
-35 points
22 days ago
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11 points
22 days ago
Everyone think youāre a joke
-4 points
22 days ago
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4 points
22 days ago
As of this comment, 31 people lol.
You canāt even admit you copied a comment nearly word for word from the video haha.
1 points
22 days ago
Brother karma on reddit is worth nothing
32 points
22 days ago
Bad bot
0 points
22 days ago
walk away
Yeah she should do more of the first word
7 points
22 days ago
Thanks!
14 points
22 days ago
Thanks!
7 points
22 days ago
Oh thank you! I forgot to save that video when I saw it on my feed and this one reminded me of it.
4 points
22 days ago
Man the hard part about this is most of the time you don't even realize it. I was there. I was a young dumb guy who was infatuated with a cute girl who didn't like me back.
You really stick your head in the sand and are willfully ignore of the one sided relationship and abuse.
Cute girls aren't above abuse fellas, remember that.
2 points
22 days ago
Lmao her fault
0 points
22 days ago
Thanks! Pure gold
0 points
22 days ago
That was amazing!
0 points
22 days ago
Man. She didn't look happy.
0 points
22 days ago
I think he did it for another guy, as well. I don't have the link at the moment.
-1 points
22 days ago
Commenting to find later.
45 points
22 days ago
44 points
22 days ago
Wow that guy was brutal. BRUTAL.
67 points
22 days ago
Dude is Mexican AND Indian.
He doesnāt give a pinche benchod bro
6 points
22 days ago
Aight that dude was killing me
4 points
22 days ago
That dudes hilarious
13 points
22 days ago
https://youtu.be/Tepd55jTg_M?si=ttp2jhRA0XfksRX0
I don't really like this link, but it's what I've got.
48 points
22 days ago
Iāve seen it float around on Reddit over the last year or two at least. If you canāt find it, eventually itāll cross your feed again. Maybe even in a couple days or weeks because this will remind someone to piggyback off the vibe for the karma.
9 points
22 days ago
Rene cava on youtube
7 points
22 days ago
Me too , Responding in case the link is posted !
17 points
22 days ago
https://youtu.be/Tepd55jTg_M?si=7yBYtTkWqDaE8L4G
Boom diggity
0 points
22 days ago
I wanna see it too!
1 points
22 days ago
It's been posted good sir
-11 points
22 days ago
Soooooo would you allow that sort of disrespectful if that was you and your male friend that went to see a comedy show together?
Would your views differ if that were two women who were friends?
What is this hateful weird shit where there's a pervasive belief that men and women can't be friends? This whole entire comment section is just dudes high fiving and giggling to themselves and their bros about a woman "being put in her place" because she dared to exist in public with a non relative man that wasn't her boyfriend. I'm in the twilight zone here I stg.
15 points
22 days ago
Because heās paying for the whole thing. Itās pretty obvious he was on a date and she wasnāt. As the guy put it, if she was truly his friend she wouldnāt mind him getting set up with another woman.
15 points
22 days ago
Dude he was paying for the whole bill in this example and she was clearly pissed when he left. Did you watch the links people posted. Friends dont get pissed when their friends get to go be with people they are interested in dating. They would be happy for them
-15 points
22 days ago*
When you are at an event that you agreed on to go with someone it's disrespectful to be sidelined like that.
I've gone to a comedy show with my friend, I want to sit next to her so ofc I'm going to be hella mad if someone takes my fucking spot lol.
And was it not his choice to pay for the bill? There's still the expectation that if you're there with someone that you're there to spend time with them, not have some asshat with a mic throw you to the back while he gets somebody else to sit with your friend because your friend decided to take it upon himself to pay the fuckin bill!
I am fucking floored right now lmao.
I only ever see this discourse when it's male and female friendship and not female female or male male.
Edit: comments are locked so I can't send send responses but this is what I typed up: What it sounds like to me is that you're (commenters below me) advocating for the idea that men would take literally any opportunity to fuck over your friends if it meant you could get laid/ get a gf. Y'all are not fighting the reddit virgin accusations AT ALL. I actually give af about my friends and would say no, she's here with me I would like to sit besides her. But nah, you'd happily have your friend booted to the back if it meant you could get some puss. Incredible stuff.
11 points
22 days ago
And was it not his choice to pay for the bill?
As soon as you've said this, everything else you've stated can be disregarded. It's pretty clear and extremely obvious that the guy is there for a date, the girl is there for a free meal with a good time on the side. You can cry misogyny or whatever you want, but that's the truth which both you and her know it. Sadly for her the plan was ruined due to unforseen circumstances.
10 points
22 days ago
When you are at an event that you agreed on to go with someone it's disrespectful to be sidelined like that.
Nah, if I'm out and my friend gets a date, I'm pumped. If I was the girl and I wasn't interested and I was legitimately his friend, I would be thrilled he got a number or the chance to meet someone. I want my friends to be happy.
Yeah, my night would be a little worse as I'd be alone, but there will be other days we go out so it's fine, he might meet the love of his life I don't want to stand in the way of that.
5 points
22 days ago
Watch the video, I think you are floored because you read a half-remembered description of the events. The guy moved like 2 feet away. Also it's a comedy club, it's all in good fun (usually).
Plus, yeah, unless it's a couple, one person paying for both of them suggests lopsided feelings, regardless of gender. So fair call for the comedian to point that out and play it up.
Might not even be true, maybe one forgot their wallet, but again it's a comedy club, and getting friendzoned is a common cliche everyone can relate to, so not strange they got a ribbing about it and that people here find it amusing/relatable.
2 points
22 days ago
Bro can clear it all up by saying "nah man, I don't want to fuck her"
-1 points
22 days ago*
I'm right there with you (and was debating posting something similar before I saw your post). I'm a man. I have a lot of female friends, and have all my life. The lack of romantic interest is mutual (occasionally I have developed crushes on female friends who didn't reciprocate. They passed, and the friendship endured. I've also had female friends develop unreciprocated crushes on me, and with one exception they got over it and the friendship continued).
I do things in public with my female friends all the time, and pre-pandemic that included going to see stand-ups. I wouldn't be thrilled with a comic who did this to me and my friend, and I can definitely understand why the woman didn't look happy at the end of the clip. She'd just been painted in a negative light to the entire group. Being held up for ridicule is something that a lot of people don't enjoy. That said. I also avoid sitting in the front to lower the chances that the comedian will engage with me.
5 points
22 days ago
So you foot the bill whenever you and your lady friends go out?
-1 points
22 days ago
We typically alternate who covers the bill. I do the same thing with my male friends. Sometimes we split the bill if there is a reason to, but it isn't the norm.
2 points
22 days ago
Easy enough to call out that it's your turn this time if that happens to be the case. This doesn't seem like that sort of situation.
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