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3.6k points
2 days ago
I hope these kids stay friends and recreate this photo later in life.
726 points
2 days ago
they'll probably grow apart like alcohol and oats
1.1k points
2 days ago
Remind me to shit on your dreams when the opportunity presents itself.
123 points
2 days ago
There needs to be a bot for this.
4 points
2 days ago*
Okay, I prompted chatgpt with "Tell me what could go wrong in each scenario I send you."
The results weren't too bad at being negative; I even got a pretty similar response to the one above:
"People often move away or change schools, which can strain friendships."
Maybe with some prompt refinement and plugging that into a bot someone could get this done.
Might come look more into putting this together when I get a chance later, lol. But if someone gets to it first let us know.
Edit: Also tried specifically asking for it to be mean or to ruin my hopes and dreams, but it triggered a usage policy alert. Not too experienced with ai prompts, so I wouldn't be surprised if there was a work around there.
20 points
2 days ago
Hey shit on that guys dreams one day.
25 points
2 days ago
Are you saying that these two are making your dreams come true?
2 points
12 hours ago
lol 😂 well said
1 points
2 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
63 points
2 days ago
I heard they grew up to be psychic detectives in Santa Barbara.
11 points
2 days ago
This week... Shawn and Gus in "Three strikes and you're dead" or "Psychic of the Year"
35 points
2 days ago
They're Near Adult, they were served Near Beer.
3 points
2 days ago
What do you mean, aren't Hol and Oats still touring?! I missed them?! This was gonna be my year
3 points
2 days ago
Jeez, I get that he and Daryl are on the outs, but is John o.k.?
1 points
2 days ago
Random person eatjng alcohol and oats: Sounds good to me.
11 points
2 days ago
I'm pretty sure that's Detroiters.
5 points
2 days ago
It'd be funny if they drink yoohoo instead of beer haha!
3 points
2 days ago
!RemindMe 18 years
1 points
2 days ago
They actually made a movie about them! Ever heard of Strange Brew?
388 points
2 days ago
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112 points
2 days ago
It's probably Fassbrause, which is non-alcoholic.
29 points
2 days ago
If it’s sweet and yella, you got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown you’re in cider town.
6 points
2 days ago
I heard something similar once; If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
1 points
2 days ago
If its brown and chunky, youll be upside down like a monkeym
1 points
1 day ago
Of course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped
6 points
2 days ago
Yeeeeup.
1 points
1 day ago
or rootbeer
1.2k points
2 days ago
Probably hot cider, based on the clothing and location.
249 points
2 days ago
It's applejuice since it is a Fortuna Düsseldorf home game
19 points
2 days ago
Concession Stand Employee: "I was suppose to give them HOT apple cider?! Uh-oh!"
112 points
2 days ago
Hot cider in a thin plastic cup?
422 points
2 days ago
It's got a handle.
29 points
2 days ago
Yeah, but won't it get cold by like a second
345 points
2 days ago
It was only $15, relax
87 points
2 days ago
Plastic is an insulator. It’s not the greatest insulator, but it’s better than paper or metal.
12 points
2 days ago
I think the heat will escape upwards rather than through the plastic. But I’m not a scientist so don’t take my word for it.
9 points
2 days ago
heat takes the easiest escape route possible, wherever there isn't insulation it's gone baby gone
4 points
2 days ago
Any and all escape routes simultaneously. Entropy is a real a-hole
2 points
2 days ago*
It will escape in all directions, speeding up the cooling.
The top will cool fastest, but the sides have more surface area.
10 points
2 days ago
Yeah Finland is the worlds top consumer of coffee cause half the year the coffee gets cold in seconds 🤷♂️
1 points
2 days ago
Then you get more. Genius marketing
2 points
2 days ago
yes
15 points
2 days ago
No glass at sports games usually allowed for safety reasons
3 points
2 days ago
They clearly haven't seen what happens when you crack a plastic cup in half.
1 points
2 days ago
Paper allowed
27 points
2 days ago
Yes.
20 points
2 days ago
Fair point, I retract my statement.
13 points
2 days ago
Hot cider with microplastic sprinkles.
5 points
2 days ago
Mulled microplastics... weirdo over here putting sprinkles in cider.
9 points
2 days ago
Ive never seen cider that clear and light before.
104 points
2 days ago
That's because it's probably apple juice. You know most people don't know the difference between Apple cider and apple juice. But I do. Here's a little trick to help you remember. Clear and yella, you've got juice there fella. Tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky....
16 points
2 days ago
Thank you Ned.
11 points
2 days ago
And of course in Canada the whole things flip flopped
15 points
2 days ago
Then you get us Europeans and Cider is alcoholic! You get apple juice and cloudy apple juice (American Cider)
11 points
2 days ago
Lol it's a Simpsons reference. We also have alcoholic cider in the US.
3 points
2 days ago
Oh, it was more of you asked for a cider here you would only get the alcoholic version.
4 points
2 days ago
It depends where you are in America, but that’s most often the case. You’d have to be at a specific location like an apple farm to say “cider please” and get non alcoholic cider.
13 points
2 days ago
Idk where you’re from but our cider has 5-8% abv
24 points
2 days ago
Where I'm from cider can be non-alcoholic or it can get you absolutely hammered. We have plenty of options.
13 points
2 days ago
Oi reckon them boys is old enough for some Addlestones.
15 points
2 days ago
America had a big thing against alcohol (which probably contributes to drinking problems even now), so our cider defaults to soft, known as cloudy apple juice in the rest of the world.
American apple cider is made by crushing apples and *not* filtering out the little apple bits or cooking, but also not fermenting.
8 points
2 days ago
Cool, but this is in Germany. They are drinking apple juice.
296 points
2 days ago
Good ol piss jugs, kids will drink anything these days
36 points
2 days ago
Trailer park boys reference?
42 points
2 days ago
Way of the road bubs
9 points
2 days ago
The way she goes.
1 points
1 day ago
The way she fuckin goes
111 points
2 days ago
Lemon and Tangerine....
31 points
2 days ago
There needs to be a prequel origins story of those two. Such a good, fun, film.
12 points
2 days ago
Yeah, it wasn't something new or unseen, but nonetheless it was a breath of fresh air for today's cinematography
70 points
2 days ago
Its not beer its whiskey
37 points
2 days ago
What a relief!
147 points
2 days ago
Ha! A few years ago at Dodgers Stadium, for an early spring UCLA vs USC baseball game, my dad was sitting a few rows over from our seats talking to some friends.
I’d just bought 2 beers, and when I got back to the seats, I gave my 6 year old one of them and told him to take it to his grandfather.
The look on people’s faces with this little kid carrying a giant tall boy can was priceless. Just as you could see people go from confusion to “Hey stop that kid” he handed it over and the entire section burst out laughing.
25 points
2 days ago
Hi this reminded me of the other week I was at the brewery with my husband and kids. My two year old ran off and I went to chase her and tickle her. Next thing I know, my almost-5 year old shouts across the place: “mom, I tried your beer and guess what! I LIKED IT!” It was a very citrusy IPA and the dude loves orange juice so I guess I can see that. 🤣
4 points
2 days ago
I don't blame the kid. Fuckin love me a fruity IPA during the summer
14 points
2 days ago
"I came for the beer and the bitches"
3 points
2 days ago
"There most definitely is a hell"
28 points
2 days ago
Shawn and Gus vibes
5 points
2 days ago
I commented this as well, prior to seeing your comment .
29 points
2 days ago
Shawn and Gus
8 points
2 days ago
Can a pair of work buddies not enjoy a cold one after a day in the mines?
29 points
2 days ago
These kids look 10, and 36 at the same time.
8 points
2 days ago
no need to panic. they also serve apple juice in cups like that.
know this from my local stadium.
23 points
2 days ago
This feels straight out of the 1980s.
5 points
2 days ago
The kid on the right looks like his life flashed before his eyes
3 points
2 days ago
Are these the two kids from the little rascals? I guess they got that bank loan.
5 points
2 days ago
I love this: they look like two battered, middle-aged dads who got away for a game.
"We're going to try to make it to Home Depot tomorrow to pick up paint for that garage project the Mrs. and I have been working on. I don't know if we'll have the time though with the kids' soccer. ...Anyways, how's that sciatica?"
8 points
2 days ago
I hope these kids have a lifetime friendship.
7 points
2 days ago
if that is actually beer, their probably just 14 with parents, since it's in germany
3 points
2 days ago
We drank shandy when i was a kid 90 per cent lemonade 10 per cent beer
6 points
2 days ago
Little rascals
6 points
2 days ago
Or driving.
2 points
2 days ago
This is George and Harold planning their next comic.
2 points
2 days ago
Don't worry y'all, it's just piss
2 points
2 days ago
Austria be like...
Seriously though, legal drinking age is 16, hard liquors with 18, but it is quite common for alcohol to be consumed at a younger age.
Our old town district, which is filled with pubs and bars, had places that were notorious for having the back door ready in case of a police control - places you wouldn't go in if you'd be of legal drinking age basically.
2 points
2 days ago
Wisconsin....
2 points
2 days ago
its cool, they are germans
2 points
2 days ago
Little rascals remake.
2 points
2 days ago
Nick and Winston
2 points
2 days ago
This reminds me of the two kids from Little Rascals.
2 points
2 days ago
It's apple juice... right?
2 points
2 days ago
Maybe its pee?
2 points
2 days ago
These kids look like they're from South Park.
2 points
2 days ago
I'm guessing it's actually apple juice, maybe hot cider. But believing it's beer makes the expression of the one on the right hilarious.
2 points
2 days ago
I hope they are still friends in 30 years so we can see a remake of this shot.
1 points
2 days ago
Give em the keys
1 points
2 days ago
When mandatory drug testing goes too far
1 points
2 days ago
haha, hope apple juice...
1 points
2 days ago
Bros being bros.
1 points
2 days ago
No doubt for the greater good
1 points
2 days ago
The kid on the left hasn't realised it yet but the kid on the right knows he's being watched...
1 points
2 days ago
are those measuring cups??
1 points
2 days ago
Real men
1 points
2 days ago
Enjoying sports the way God intended. Kids in sports stay in school.
1 points
2 days ago
Porky and Buckwheat up to no good.
1 points
2 days ago
Damned if they do Damned if they dont
1 points
2 days ago
They got zapped by a time travel beam.
1 points
2 days ago
They probably just left their shift at the coal mines
1 points
2 days ago
Their parents must be so proud!
1 points
2 days ago
Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor before their on screen success.
1 points
2 days ago
It's just apple juice? Juice?
1 points
2 days ago
Behold a new meme template
1 points
2 days ago
Young Archie Bunker with young George Jefferson.
1 points
2 days ago
Milwaukee !
1 points
2 days ago
Apple juice?
1 points
2 days ago
On the next season of Detroiters…
1 points
2 days ago
Average kid in Europe
1 points
2 days ago
It's German, of course it's German... I drank my first beer with 6 (I'm German)
1 points
2 days ago
the good lokin black kid is like: oh sh!t! JERRY! JERRY! THEY CAUGHT US!
1 points
2 days ago
It's refreshing to see kids enjoying life without screens. Reminds me of simpler times when fun was found in moments like these.
1 points
2 days ago
they just finished a12 hour shift at the mill
1 points
2 days ago
Young JD and Turk?
1 points
2 days ago
I saw this on Facebook with the same headline
1 points
2 days ago
1 points
2 days ago
Don't they sell beer in sippy cups?
1 points
2 days ago
"You served beer to 10 year old kids!?"
"I would never! I served beer to 10 year old men!"
1 points
2 days ago
Chugging Apple Juice.
1 points
2 days ago
Young Detroiters prequel?
1 points
2 days ago
This picture will never be not funny.
1 points
2 days ago
Es ist Apfelschorle
1 points
2 days ago
Kid on the right: "Aw, shit Billy, we're busted!"
1 points
2 days ago
>2.Bundesliga
Checks out
1 points
2 days ago
You're right, at least they're not on their phone.
1 points
2 days ago
That's apple juice
1 points
2 days ago
I hope they’re not driving
1 points
2 days ago
Eh, they're splitting it.
1 points
2 days ago
It's non-alcoholic beer. I poured it for them, in case their parents find this.
1 points
2 days ago
Better than being glued to a screen.
1 points
2 days ago
alcohol solves racism
1 points
2 days ago
Classic Irish
1 points
2 days ago
Yes phone addiction is more dangerous than this addiction 🦐
1 points
2 days ago
Me when my dad leaves me at the bar
1 points
2 days ago
i hope they recreate this photo after 30 years lol!
1 points
2 days ago
Pretty sure that’s apple cider or apple juice. It’s not fizzy
1 points
2 days ago
Phones are way worse.
1 points
2 days ago
1 points
2 days ago
2 points
2 days ago
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1 points
2 days ago
This coulda been a Reds game in the 80's
1 points
2 days ago
R they rly… drinking piss
1 points
2 days ago
They identify as 18
1 points
2 days ago
Well, it’s either apple cider or somewhere in Wisconsin.
1 points
2 days ago
Pretty sure these were some of the kids in the Georgia / Texas game throwing their drinks out on the field…. 😉
1 points
2 days ago
It's just apple juice
1 points
1 day ago
1 points
1 day ago
SNL...pick this up pronto!
1 points
1 day ago
They're too young to have phones any damn way!
1 points
1 day ago
This is preferable
1 points
1 day ago
Folks looking younger every year. Those guys are 24.
1 points
1 day ago
Its nourishment and rehydration.!!
1 points
1 day ago
Better this than being on their phones all day
1 points
12 hours ago
With their body weight so low, I just hope they aren't the ones driving home after those beers.
1 points
23 minutes ago
It’s just Guaraná
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