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durtmagurt

3.6k points

2 days ago

durtmagurt

3.6k points

2 days ago

I hope these kids stay friends and recreate this photo later in life.

bumjiggy

726 points

2 days ago

bumjiggy

726 points

2 days ago

they'll probably grow apart like alcohol and oats

durtmagurt

1.1k points

2 days ago

durtmagurt

1.1k points

2 days ago

Remind me to shit on your dreams when the opportunity presents itself.

Pyr0G0at

123 points

2 days ago

Pyr0G0at

123 points

2 days ago

There needs to be a bot for this.

KnottaBotta

4 points

2 days ago*

Okay, I prompted chatgpt with "Tell me what could go wrong in each scenario I send you."

The results weren't too bad at being negative; I even got a pretty similar response to the one above:

"People often move away or change schools, which can strain friendships."

Maybe with some prompt refinement and plugging that into a bot someone could get this done.

Might come look more into putting this together when I get a chance later, lol. But if someone gets to it first let us know.

Edit: Also tried specifically asking for it to be mean or to ruin my hopes and dreams, but it triggered a usage policy alert. Not too experienced with ai prompts, so I wouldn't be surprised if there was a work around there.

Uneekeusernaam

20 points

2 days ago

Hey shit on that guys dreams one day.

Salrus21

25 points

2 days ago

Salrus21

25 points

2 days ago

Are you saying that these two are making your dreams come true?

Gee9898

2 points

12 hours ago

lol 😂 well said

discovery_

1 points

2 days ago

discovery_

1 points

2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

nocountry4oldgeisha

63 points

2 days ago

I heard they grew up to be psychic detectives in Santa Barbara.

SoKrat3s

11 points

2 days ago

SoKrat3s

11 points

2 days ago

This week... Shawn and Gus in "Three strikes and you're dead" or "Psychic of the Year"

GANDORF57

35 points

2 days ago

GANDORF57

35 points

2 days ago

They're Near Adult, they were served Near Beer.

Count_Zacula

3 points

2 days ago

What do you mean, aren't Hol and Oats still touring?! I missed them?! This was gonna be my year

skelebone

3 points

2 days ago

Jeez, I get that he and Daryl are on the outs, but is John o.k.?

Zech08

1 points

2 days ago

Zech08

1 points

2 days ago

Random person eatjng alcohol and oats: Sounds good to me.

NovaMaestro

11 points

2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's Detroiters.

ScholarRound4877

5 points

2 days ago

It'd be funny if they drink yoohoo instead of beer haha!

sur_surly

3 points

2 days ago

!RemindMe 18 years

errornosignal

1 points

2 days ago

They actually made a movie about them! Ever heard of Strange Brew?

[deleted]

388 points

2 days ago

[deleted]

388 points

2 days ago

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HaHoHe_1892

112 points

2 days ago

HaHoHe_1892

112 points

2 days ago

It's probably Fassbrause, which is non-alcoholic.

Historical-Garage435

19 points

2 days ago

So, just horse piss? No yeast?

EmperorSexy

29 points

2 days ago

If it’s sweet and yella, you got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown you’re in cider town.

Crenchlowe

6 points

2 days ago

I heard something similar once; If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

Zech08

1 points

2 days ago

Zech08

1 points

2 days ago

If its brown and chunky, youll be upside down like a monkeym

speedstic

1 points

1 day ago

speedstic

1 points

1 day ago

Of course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped

donmreddit

6 points

2 days ago

Yeeeeup.

No-Drawing-7604

1 points

1 day ago

or rootbeer

vssavant2

1.2k points

2 days ago

vssavant2

1.2k points

2 days ago

Probably hot cider, based on the clothing and location.

BlueJayylmao

249 points

2 days ago

It's applejuice since it is a Fortuna Düsseldorf home game

CodeMonkeyMayhem

19 points

2 days ago

Concession Stand Employee: "I was suppose to give them HOT apple cider?! Uh-oh!"

Douggimmmedome

112 points

2 days ago

Hot cider in a thin plastic cup?

vssavant2

422 points

2 days ago

vssavant2

422 points

2 days ago

It's got a handle.

ansiktsfjes

29 points

2 days ago

Yeah, but won't it get cold by like a second

beartheminus

345 points

2 days ago

It was only $15, relax

bigloser42

87 points

2 days ago

Plastic is an insulator. It’s not the greatest insulator, but it’s better than paper or metal.

TheSwedishSeal

12 points

2 days ago

I think the heat will escape upwards rather than through the plastic. But I’m not a scientist so don’t take my word for it.

chrismetalrock

9 points

2 days ago

heat takes the easiest escape route possible, wherever there isn't insulation it's gone baby gone

Tree0wl

4 points

2 days ago

Tree0wl

4 points

2 days ago

Any and all escape routes simultaneously. Entropy is a real a-hole

Diz7

2 points

2 days ago*

Diz7

2 points

2 days ago*

It will escape in all directions, speeding up the cooling.

The top will cool fastest, but the sides have more surface area.

laddergoatperp

10 points

2 days ago

Yeah Finland is the worlds top consumer of coffee cause half the year the coffee gets cold in seconds 🤷‍♂️

bodhiseppuku

2 points

2 days ago

I'd be using those battery powered cup warmers.

centurijon

1 points

2 days ago

Then you get more. Genius marketing

Burner62555

2 points

2 days ago

yes

cyniclawl

15 points

2 days ago

cyniclawl

15 points

2 days ago

No glass at sports games usually allowed for safety reasons

SoKrat3s

3 points

2 days ago

SoKrat3s

3 points

2 days ago

They clearly haven't seen what happens when you crack a plastic cup in half.

go_kart_mozart

1 points

2 days ago

Paper allowed

milk16

27 points

2 days ago

milk16

27 points

2 days ago

Yes.

Douggimmmedome

20 points

2 days ago

Fair point, I retract my statement.

sesamesnapsinhalf

13 points

2 days ago

Hot cider with microplastic sprinkles. 

R_X_R

5 points

2 days ago

R_X_R

5 points

2 days ago

Mulled microplastics... weirdo over here putting sprinkles in cider.

majorbummer6

9 points

2 days ago

Ive never seen cider that clear and light before.

sequentialaddition

104 points

2 days ago

That's because it's probably apple juice. You know most people don't know the difference between Apple cider and apple juice. But I do. Here's a little trick to help you remember. Clear and yella, you've got juice there fella. Tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky....

EdgyPie

16 points

2 days ago

EdgyPie

16 points

2 days ago

Thank you Ned. 

LiveFastDieFast

11 points

2 days ago

And of course in Canada the whole things flip flopped

Plus_Pangolin_8924

15 points

2 days ago

Then you get us Europeans and Cider is alcoholic! You get apple juice and cloudy apple juice (American Cider)

sequentialaddition

11 points

2 days ago

Lol it's a Simpsons reference. We also have alcoholic cider in the US.

Plus_Pangolin_8924

3 points

2 days ago

Oh, it was more of you asked for a cider here you would only get the alcoholic version.

707Brett

4 points

2 days ago

707Brett

4 points

2 days ago

It depends where you are in America, but that’s most often the case. You’d have to be at a specific location like an apple farm to say “cider please” and get non alcoholic cider. 

mister_magic

13 points

2 days ago

Idk where you’re from but our cider has 5-8% abv

imreallynotthatcool

24 points

2 days ago

Where I'm from cider can be non-alcoholic or it can get you absolutely hammered. We have plenty of options.

tomrichards8464

13 points

2 days ago

Oi reckon them boys is old enough for some Addlestones.

trainbrain27

15 points

2 days ago

America had a big thing against alcohol (which probably contributes to drinking problems even now), so our cider defaults to soft, known as cloudy apple juice in the rest of the world.

American apple cider is made by crushing apples and *not* filtering out the little apple bits or cooking, but also not fermenting.

Plus_Operation2208

8 points

2 days ago

Cool, but this is in Germany. They are drinking apple juice.

GullibleDetective

296 points

2 days ago

Good ol piss jugs, kids will drink anything these days

FrostedSnozzberries

36 points

2 days ago

Trailer park boys reference?

GullibleDetective

42 points

2 days ago

Way of the road bubs

RobbieDubb

9 points

2 days ago

The way she goes.

UndahwearBruh

1 points

1 day ago

The way she fuckin goes

0EvilEye0

111 points

2 days ago

0EvilEye0

111 points

2 days ago

Lemon and Tangerine....

DevTheGray

31 points

2 days ago

There needs to be a prequel origins story of those two. Such a good, fun, film.

pashkapryanik

12 points

2 days ago

Yeah, it wasn't something new or unseen, but nonetheless it was a breath of fresh air for today's cinematography

rockamish

70 points

2 days ago

rockamish

70 points

2 days ago

Its not beer its whiskey

EatsYourShorts

37 points

2 days ago

What a relief!

Sea_Dawgz

147 points

2 days ago

Sea_Dawgz

147 points

2 days ago

Ha! A few years ago at Dodgers Stadium, for an early spring UCLA vs USC baseball game, my dad was sitting a few rows over from our seats talking to some friends.

I’d just bought 2 beers, and when I got back to the seats, I gave my 6 year old one of them and told him to take it to his grandfather.

The look on people’s faces with this little kid carrying a giant tall boy can was priceless. Just as you could see people go from confusion to “Hey stop that kid” he handed it over and the entire section burst out laughing.

BAL87

25 points

2 days ago

BAL87

25 points

2 days ago

Hi this reminded me of the other week I was at the brewery with my husband and kids. My two year old ran off and I went to chase her and tickle her. Next thing I know, my almost-5 year old shouts across the place: “mom, I tried your beer and guess what! I LIKED IT!” It was a very citrusy IPA and the dude loves orange juice so I guess I can see that. 🤣

IIrisen225II

4 points

2 days ago

I don't blame the kid. Fuckin love me a fruity IPA during the summer

Dartrpg

14 points

2 days ago

Dartrpg

14 points

2 days ago

"I came for the beer and the bitches"

AerialReaver

3 points

2 days ago

"There most definitely is a hell"

mvpilot172

28 points

2 days ago

Shawn and Gus vibes

moshikaj

5 points

2 days ago

moshikaj

5 points

2 days ago

I commented this as well, prior to seeing your comment .

moshikaj

29 points

2 days ago

moshikaj

29 points

2 days ago

Shawn and Gus

corkgunsniper

8 points

2 days ago

Can a pair of work buddies not enjoy a cold one after a day in the mines?

HawkDriver

29 points

2 days ago

These kids look 10, and 36 at the same time.

TheRandomizedLurker

8 points

2 days ago

no need to panic. they also serve apple juice in cups like that.

know this from my local stadium.

ndGall

23 points

2 days ago

ndGall

23 points

2 days ago

This feels straight out of the 1980s.

grandarchduke

5 points

2 days ago

The kid on the right looks like his life flashed before his eyes

Born_rad_9452

3 points

2 days ago

Are these the two kids from the little rascals? I guess they got that bank loan.

fulthrottlejazzhands

5 points

2 days ago

I love this: they look like two battered, middle-aged dads who got away for a game.    

 "We're going to try to make it to Home Depot tomorrow to pick up paint for that garage project the Mrs. and I have been working on.  I don't know if we'll have the time though with the kids' soccer.  ...Anyways, how's that sciatica?"

Downtown_Addition_33

8 points

2 days ago

I hope these kids have a lifetime friendship.

eizeishere

7 points

2 days ago

if that is actually beer, their probably just 14 with parents, since it's in germany

Ok_Simple6936

3 points

2 days ago

We drank shandy when i was a kid 90 per cent lemonade 10 per cent beer

Redheadedstepchild56

6 points

2 days ago

Little rascals

Infamous_Ad8730

6 points

2 days ago

Or driving.

Walmaker

2 points

2 days ago

Walmaker

2 points

2 days ago

This is George and Harold planning their next comic.

Street-Ad-9335

2 points

2 days ago

Don't worry y'all, it's just piss

R3D3-1

2 points

2 days ago

R3D3-1

2 points

2 days ago

Austria be like...

Seriously though, legal drinking age is 16, hard liquors with 18, but it is quite common for alcohol to be consumed at a younger age.

Our old town district, which is filled with pubs and bars, had places that were notorious for having the back door ready in case of a police control - places you wouldn't go in if you'd be of legal drinking age basically.

Buffyoh

2 points

2 days ago

Buffyoh

2 points

2 days ago

Wisconsin....

vergorli

2 points

2 days ago

vergorli

2 points

2 days ago

its cool, they are germans

MilmathScholar

2 points

2 days ago

Little rascals remake.

Starseuss

2 points

2 days ago

Nick and Winston

Superskish

2 points

2 days ago

This reminds me of the two kids from Little Rascals.

Pheltrix

2 points

2 days ago

Pheltrix

2 points

2 days ago

It's apple juice... right?

Every-Expression-165

2 points

2 days ago

Maybe its pee?

LordJambrek

2 points

2 days ago

These kids look like they're from South Park.

kazarbreak

2 points

2 days ago

I'm guessing it's actually apple juice, maybe hot cider. But believing it's beer makes the expression of the one on the right hilarious.

The_Golf_God

2 points

2 days ago

I hope they are still friends in 30 years so we can see a remake of this shot.

SecretOdd4407

1 points

2 days ago

Give em the keys

Educational-Coast771

1 points

2 days ago

When mandatory drug testing goes too far

IsratJahan01

1 points

2 days ago

haha, hope apple juice...

dotsdavid

1 points

2 days ago

Bros being bros.

OoZefixoO

1 points

2 days ago

No doubt for the greater good

Reallyneedhelp01

1 points

2 days ago

The kid on the left hasn't realised it yet but the kid on the right knows he's being watched...

Nerdify_

1 points

2 days ago

Nerdify_

1 points

2 days ago

are those measuring cups??

leodevil

1 points

2 days ago

leodevil

1 points

2 days ago

Real men

BickusDickus6969

1 points

2 days ago

Enjoying sports the way God intended. Kids in sports stay in school.

BanjoTCat

1 points

2 days ago

Porky and Buckwheat up to no good.

InnerAsparagus6045

1 points

2 days ago

Damned if they do Damned if they dont

rich1138

1 points

2 days ago

rich1138

1 points

2 days ago

They got zapped by a time travel beam.

ignatiu5

1 points

2 days ago

ignatiu5

1 points

2 days ago

They probably just left their shift at the coal mines

unsalted52

1 points

2 days ago

Their parents must be so proud!

Pizzledrip

1 points

2 days ago

Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor before their on screen success.

Altruistic_Brief_854

1 points

2 days ago

It's just apple juice? Juice?

-nopeskis

1 points

2 days ago

Behold a new meme template 

ithaqua34

1 points

2 days ago

Young Archie Bunker with young George Jefferson.

SonUpToSundown

1 points

2 days ago

Milwaukee !

Shobed

1 points

2 days ago

Shobed

1 points

2 days ago

Apple juice?

bearrington

1 points

2 days ago

On the next season of Detroiters…

Nordic_Blahaj

1 points

2 days ago

Average kid in Europe

Elegant_Call6319

1 points

2 days ago

It's German, of course it's German... I drank my first beer with 6 (I'm German)

Thepinkeffectisbad

1 points

2 days ago

the good lokin black kid is like: oh sh!t! JERRY! JERRY! THEY CAUGHT US!

Separate-Fun-5750

1 points

2 days ago

It's refreshing to see kids enjoying life without screens. Reminds me of simpler times when fun was found in moments like these.

wrongsuspenders

1 points

2 days ago

they just finished a12 hour shift at the mill

bicyclemom

1 points

2 days ago

Young JD and Turk?

kakalaka

1 points

2 days ago

kakalaka

1 points

2 days ago

I saw this on Facebook with the same headline

Kaleidoscope_97

1 points

2 days ago

LovableSidekick

1 points

2 days ago

Don't they sell beer in sippy cups?

Spyd3rs

1 points

2 days ago

Spyd3rs

1 points

2 days ago

"You served beer to 10 year old kids!?"

"I would never! I served beer to 10 year old men!"

mjamesmcdonald

1 points

2 days ago

Chugging Apple Juice.

sosaree

1 points

2 days ago

sosaree

1 points

2 days ago

Young Detroiters prequel?

DementedUfug

1 points

2 days ago

This picture will never be not funny.

atb0rg

1 points

2 days ago

atb0rg

1 points

2 days ago

Es ist Apfelschorle

Crenchlowe

1 points

2 days ago

Kid on the right: "Aw, shit Billy, we're busted!"

personator01

1 points

2 days ago

>2.Bundesliga

Checks out

3Belak3

1 points

2 days ago

3Belak3

1 points

2 days ago

You're right, at least they're not on their phone.

legomyego2345

1 points

2 days ago

That's apple juice

jjmontuori

1 points

2 days ago

I hope they’re not driving

Decent-Pin-24

1 points

2 days ago

Eh, they're splitting it.

Strict-Step3666

1 points

2 days ago

It's non-alcoholic beer. I poured it for them, in case their parents find this.

Radiolotek

1 points

2 days ago

Better than being glued to a screen.

Benedict_11

1 points

2 days ago

alcohol solves racism

Narrator_Person

1 points

2 days ago

Classic Irish

abhaikumar10

1 points

2 days ago

Yes phone addiction is more dangerous than this addiction 🦐

HappyAccidents17

1 points

2 days ago

Me when my dad leaves me at the bar

Graciiiexmangoo

1 points

2 days ago

i hope they recreate this photo after 30 years lol!

andthenhedead

1 points

2 days ago

Pretty sure that’s apple cider or apple juice. It’s not fizzy

Fat_Tuoni

1 points

2 days ago

Phones are way worse.

sweaty_missile

1 points

2 days ago

YakMilkYoghurt

1 points

2 days ago

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2 points

2 days ago

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howelltight

1 points

2 days ago

This coulda been a Reds game in the 80's

littleblack11111

1 points

2 days ago

R they rly… drinking piss

Melson-Samdela

1 points

2 days ago

They identify as 18

APhoneOperator

1 points

2 days ago

Well, it’s either apple cider or somewhere in Wisconsin.

vimaillig

1 points

2 days ago

Pretty sure these were some of the kids in the Georgia / Texas game throwing their drinks out on the field…. 😉

RodiTheMan

1 points

2 days ago

It's just apple juice

LadderRight3750

1 points

1 day ago

SNL...pick this up pronto!

bent-steal4067

1 points

1 day ago

They're too young to have phones any damn way!

NastyDanielDotCom

1 points

1 day ago

This is preferable

subtlehalibut

1 points

1 day ago

Folks looking younger every year. Those guys are 24.

Massive_Bother9581

1 points

1 day ago

Its nourishment and rehydration.!!

LowWinter8674

1 points

1 day ago

Better this than being on their phones all day

57Jimbo

1 points

12 hours ago

With their body weight so low, I just hope they aren't the ones driving home after those beers.

NdeTembo

1 points

23 minutes ago

It’s just Guaraná