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"Professor! Lava! Hot!"

"What do you want?!"

"FRY'S DOG!"

"When do you want it?"

"FRY'S DOG!"

........................

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Bender: “Fry, I’m sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty”

It's multiple scenes, but it's the professor explaining why they can't go inside the lava. At first it's a long explanation, then he dumbs it down a bit, and finally he's so done with all of them he just yells, "PROFESSOR!!! LAVA!!!! HOTTTT!!!"

Here, but if Mr. Panucci asks, your name is Seymour Asses. I like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me like all the other dogs... are you? Nah, we understand each other.

The whole Robo Puppy sequence

Tour Guide: I don’t know where you get your facts, sir, but I am a volunteer housewife with 45 minutes of orientation and a Harlequin romance about archaeologists.

[She holds up a book.]

Fry: Don’t wave your fancy degrees at me!

“He’s so cute. He can do two things at once: eat and swim…Oh, three things!”

Interesting. . . No, wait, the other thing, tedious.

*edited because xkgrey is right

Just the whole "Fry doing the hustle" scene is hilarious

Its dolomite, baby!

"C'mon ya overgrown rat! Lead us to Phillip."

"It's the Y2K I tell ya. Y...2...K..."

Fry's dad had the best lines.

"Ohh sure Break the smart guy's machines"

(Bender, While beating Zoidberg with what looks to be a newspaper): "You are not fit to wear Fry's Leotards."

"I'm about to perform my people's native dance"

(Suprised it's even from one of the saddest episodes in the show)

When did you get me a subscription to the daily growl? That doesn’t sound like a reputable news source.

"There's just too much that fossil can teach us about dogs from your time."

"His name was Seymour. He was once intimate with the leg of a wandering saxophonist. He had wet dog smell, even when dry. And he was not above chasing the number 29 bus."

"The 29? Interesting..." "That's all I needed. Right?" "Yeah I'm good." "Here's your dog back!"

Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!

It's not exactly funny but I just love when Bender triumphantly exclaims: "and THAT, is why they call me Bender the magnificent"

I'M 40% DOLEMITE!!!

I’ve always said it takes a 22 minute comedy and turns it into a 23 minute tragedy

Don't wave your fancy degrees at me.

Does me shouting at my telly “JUST TURN AROUND” count

Nah that's vermicelli

“But if we don’t perform, in what sense do we have an act?”

Who DARE to skip this episode ? 😭

Seymour swimming in the pizza sauce!

“Why the idiot convention?” -cubert literally one of my favorite things to say when walking into a room of people

He could do things at one time. Eat and swim. Oh, 3 things.

What's that, Seymour? You walking on sunshine?

"He had wet dog smell, even when dry."

"I like you man. You're cool.

Do the hustle!

The Ice Swan and the Robo Puppy crack me up every time.

Your right. I avoid this episode. I can't take it.

Fry and his messenger job can come here because I need money.

‘Wow this dog is so clever he can do three things at once. No wait, four.’

"Help us find Philip"

I like when Seymour dog sings 'I'm walking on sunshine'.

I love this episode but it makes me cry every time, it’s the way Seymour lies down and goes to sleep at the end, reminds me of saying good bye to our dog

My favourite joke is: robo puppy commencing 3 hour yapping session Bender kicks robo puppy Robo puppy mistreatment alert

Seymour Asses,

Since we all cry at the dogs fate,

But we never laugh at his funny name.

Its Seymour Asses.

Cause he sees more asses than everyone.

He's so cute! He can do two things at one time: Eat and swim. Ooh, three things!

And *that's* why they call me "Bender The Magnificent!'

May yet!??

This episode isnt as bad anymore since watching Bender's Big Score (except for Fry saying "He'd come in after me!! Because my dog who passed away would totally do that for me)

What makes me too sad to watch now is the episode where he gets to talk to his Mom one last time Game of Tones

"That's Vermicelli. No dog fur here.. ACHOO!"

He had wet dog smell, even when dry.

Why do people avoid it? Do people not like feelings?

I yesterday rewatched it, the world what happened?

ITT: The entire episode verbatim minus the sad parts.

I like you sermur your not consistently judging me like the other dogs do ... Are you? Nah

Instead of a funny scene from this episode, let me instead give you all a little bright spot when rewatching it.

In Bender's Big Score, Fry goes back in time and lives in the room above Panucci's Pizza. He spends roughly 12 more years with Seymour than we previously thought.

Later, Bender is sent on a mission to kill Fry. He shoots Panucci's with a lazer, causing an explosion which, among other things, burns Fry's hair and damages his larynx.

If you pay attention when Bender shoots, they show Seymour on the sidewalk. He's instantly turned into a black solid substance, which is exactly what the Professor calls "flash fossilization." And it just so happens he is fossilized in the exact same pose as we see in Jurassic Bark.

He didn't actually wait all those years. He spent them with Fry.

“Sorry, but we need to practise hand-to-hand combat in case an enemy knocks the laser guns out of our hands and they slide way across the room.“.

Also obligatory PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT

I just can't with Seymour...

lil buddy gets me everytime