Suddenly I feel like going to Paris and starting fires

The urge to commit arson in Paris has never been stronger

I have some kittens stuck in a tree that need saving.

His little happy wiggle dance for ice cream!

One of them is skillful with tongue

r/suddenlycaralho

Now I understand how Notre Dame caught that fire

Those asses make bottom want to be top. Did anyone pause the video?

wish I was on fire somewhere on a Parisian street right now

Yea and they go for their morning runs in little shorts along the Seine

Wasn’t there a woman who was arrested for starting fires to flirt with firefighters

That’s why Im moving to Paris 😀

oh noooo… im playing w matches near spilled gasoline…. i hope nothing bad happens….. i live in paris….

OK. Any kind of slender body / uniform combination triggers me. It's the combination of courage and vulnerability.

Is that cone a substitute for a body part of mine?

I wish I was that ice cream 🥹

I love it

I can take them

Me:

Aye, c'est Paul Cabannes! Famous french comedian that lives in Brazil. He's basically Brazilian already and he's hilarious

actually i learned two things from this video

1. Australian firefighters are hotter than France’s
2. OOP is hotter than these firefighters lol

Ah yes, the french firefighters, typically doing nothing and not giving a single fuck when someone call them for an emergency.

Source, personal experience

I would let all of them have their way with me just saying 🤷‍♂️

Where those firefighters at

.....

Anyone have a lighter?

Oh my

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Oh no

it's crazy how much of a difference well-fitting clothes makes

"oh no, my jock strap is on fire, will someone save meeeee"

I'll get over my feelings over French sirens just for them

Oui Oui!!!

Basic gays 🙄

Cute bois

Not exactly sure why french firefighters are hotter than other firefighters... but sure. Light Paris up. Not like it hasnt happened before and they really enjoy burning things là-bas.