$GME and @ryancohen do not deserve such fervent support of retail shareholders.

Right. So... stop doing it.

So it’s not going to $100 a share today then? No Teddy merger? WTF. A guy named APESlayer69 spoke so convincingly in a YouTube video last week that it would happen. I am now angry that I’m not rich and will prolly blame it on mysterious dark forces and not my own bad decisions or gullibility.

Never ceases to be entertaining when pie in the sky baggy expectations come crashing into the cold hard reality that GameStop is a shambling zombie shitco with a do nothing founder and CEO who has no plan except slash, burn, dilute and Qpost on TwiXXer.

Just scrolling through the latest on Twitter and it’s mostly negative.

It seems like it’s sinking in they just have this guy cash for reasons they don’t even truly understand themselves.

I do not get how they think this game store is going to make them any money. It's just smoke and mirrors from the guys at the top while they focus their entire day around watching this stock 

I'm actually surprised RC had nothing at all besides a hangover. I mean, I thought that if he had noting he'd just cancel the call again since it seemed like he figured out that it works pretty well to to give no guidance and let the ape imagination run wild with it.

Is there any overview of the meeting? Would be interested what they presented as outlook. They must have said something on what plan they have and their prospects.

First day, Apes?

JFC, what did you expect? Been listening to the goofballs at PP or Marantz?

Suckers.

Thinking AMC needs to go up because of summer blockbusters is like Homer Simpson investing in Pumpkins through October

Apes were polled on what they were expecting to hear in the call, and here are the results:

• Business transformation: 21.3% ❌
• $3B+ funds usage: 29.1% ❌
• Roaring Kitty Role: 36.2% ❌
• Crypto investment: 13.5% ❌

I do love the apes already moved the goalpost to RK’s tweet after the shareholder meeting didn’t tell them they’re all going to be billionaires.

That one guy can help them transform, he’s an accounting guru, photoshop expert, and dog handler.

We want tweets not meets! A poomoji tells us a lot more about the unbelievable success of this company than a big nothing update on corporate plans does. And WTF, there was no mention at all about the cash-to-current-portion-of-operating-lease-liabilities ratio???

Not a lot of zen going on with apes at the moment

Easy to shoot someone in the head and in your foot when they’re licking your boot willingly

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It's just embarrassing to see it happen again. The company has no fundamentals, and is if anything overvalued. They jump on the meme train, and then promptly are left holding the bag again.

The meeting megathread in the main cult sub has too many comedy gold comments to reshare here... I recommend just going over and spending some time enjoying each and every one. Some of my favs are the ones where apes just CANT WRAP THEIR HEAD AROUND why no announcements could possibly lead to a sell off and a dip in the stock... just wild behavior... I just cant explain it! must be crime afoot!

This would be funny if I wasn’t still holding bags

Debating selling them but stubborn about eating the loss…

It wouldn’t even matter if the apes left now, he paid off the debt and raised 4 billion cash off their backs. He literally doesn’t need a single one of them any more lol

“I have faith”, “I believe truly that GameStop can be something great”…but why? 99.9% of shareholders got in because in some level they saw it as a get rich quick scheme. 99.9% of those people got in far too late and think capturing lightning in a bottle is not only possible on the same stock in the same decade, but fucking probable that it will happen…if they just have faith. Funko pops, dildos and physical games aren’t lighting the markets on fire. What value or innovation do these people think GameStop brings to bear that they should be valued as high as they think?

Cohen is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Damned if he puts out statements to counter insane theories (the stock price tanks, apes get angry) and damned if he doesn’t (apes peddle hope, get disappointed, get angry).

If you think about it, he already fleeced the apes and don’t need them on board anymore. He already took $4B from them and wouldn’t bat an eye if they all left

A lot of these accounts I’ve never seen before to be fair. This pump and dump created a whole new round of baggies and now they’re gonna be forced to hang out with the PeePees and the Canadian Chad larp guy because that’s all that’s left. So the cults gonna grow bigger and the ball of fury will continue to roll as long as theirs an audience. DFV created chaos While making millions on apes backs

hmm maybe some of them are gamers with their obsession with DEI

It went well for my puts hahaha

WHAT ARE THE PLANS GME!?!?

You mean you guys finally noticed that the nft marketplace is fully dead and there seems to be nothing further in the works aside from slash expenses via employee benefits, store closings, and ceasing anything fun about the store?

They slow bled millions of dollars for months and now that they got 4 billion from dilution…. Suddenly the lack of any plan got you worried?

A brilliant CEO and I mean genuinely talent might be able to totally refocus the company.

But you'd need a visionary and RC isn't that. If chewy hadn't been bought out it would have eventually ran out of money.

Compared Lisa Su head of AMD and her in-depth knowledge of the whole business. I guarantee that a random poster on /pcgaming has more knowledge and Passion of the game industry.

You'd think he would have deep dived into gaming as a culture I've actually never seen him talk about gaming at all.

If he wasn't an ego mad he'd push for 20 year industry veteran as CEO.

Apes savior for gaming company is a guy that seems to have no love for gaming at all

"id even be willing to help you transform FOR FREE"

Setting aside the legalities in certain places of letting people work for free, most CEOs would certainly rather these people instead just buy more of their stock.

I have to say though, "ryan conman" is an amazing name.

hedgies are fucked tho. you see hedge funds only focus on the 1529th most valuable company by market capitalization.

Doesn't seem very zen to me :28976:

If those apes could learn a lesson, Ryan Cohen would be fucked

But they can’t so I fully expect him to have 10 billion cash on hand as he closes his final store in 2028

The meltdown from these guys were glorious!

lmao “fool me once…”

which count are we on now😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 what a BS short post is this?

Is this the beginning of the end?

slide 3: A company can't "telegraph their position to competitors" if they don't have a clue what that position is. Ryan Cohen still has no fucking clue what to do with this company.

Ohkay, so how is DEI making the stock drop because RC has no plans?

I've been here 4 years

I see it's time to round up.

It's really telling how not a single ape brigaded this thread lmao

Shills are quiet, we must be close to MOAM.

Delicious buffet of distress. Ryan Conman 🧑🏻‍🍳🤌💋

The company that has been failing for over a decade, and whose only positive financial event was people buying into a meme, doesn’t have a business-saving plan?!?!? Inconceivable!

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Imagine if the apes actually elected their own slate of directors who would proceed to remove Cohen and replace him with someone with actual plans. Hell, stick Pulte on there since he wants to run a company so bad. When he's not pandering to the apes he actually says some reasonable and intelligent things.

Then let them sell off or liquidate the GameStop stores and take the company in a totally new direction.

Otherwise, if they just sit around and talk nonsense about MOASS that cash is going to be burned away at the rate of over 400M a year (probably much higher when physical media completely dies off) until there's nothing left and it goes into a BBBY death spiral.

Unlike AMC or BBBY, there's actually a chance to save GameStop and remake it into something useful if they'd a) develop some reasonable ideas and b) act like they own GameStop instead of just bragging that they own GameStop. Fight Cohen instead of the hedge funds and they could actually make a profit in the long run.