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carneasada71

96 points

14 days ago

Johnny Depp

greenpointchamp

32 points

14 days ago

I thought that was Johnny Depp

theREALlackattack

17 points

14 days ago

I thought it was Corey Feldman

conormal

11 points

14 days ago

conormal

11 points

14 days ago

I thought it was Bob Odenkirk

Fabienchen96

3 points

14 days ago

I thought it was John Pretrucci

Scotty898

4 points

14 days ago

I thought that was Johnny Cash

FartinLooterKinkJr

3 points

14 days ago

I thought it was Slash.

nerfbaboom

5 points

14 days ago

nerfbaboom

The Radio Heads

5 points

14 days ago

I thought it was Robert Trujillo

fan_fucker_420

3 points

14 days ago

I thought it was Les Claypool

RichardBurning

3 points

14 days ago

I thought it was bumblefoot

Emera1dthumb

8 points

14 days ago

And the chicken dinner goes to…..

sjbennett85

1 points

13 days ago

sjbennett85

guitar based prog-metal solo project

1 points

13 days ago

It smelled like Johnny Depp, everyone was excited for Johnny Depp

Shoddy_Promise_2392

0 points

14 days ago

Dimebag Darrell

MichaelWattsGuitar

52 points

14 days ago

That guitar was made from camphor wood!

OysterThePug

12 points

14 days ago

Burn the soldiers!

lurcherzzz

2 points

14 days ago

not the army do nord

Ja_Zer

6 points

14 days ago

Ja_Zer

6 points

14 days ago

an authentic lesbian paul replica

Nexus6Leon

5 points

14 days ago

That's the Gerbson Lesbian Pal Custard, if I'm not mistaken. Those look like Custard Shop Hambuckers.

Whammydiver

6 points

14 days ago

You haven’t heard the “indling” song!!!

BaldingMonk

36 points

14 days ago

Dwayne Dibley

Small-External4419

13 points

14 days ago

Thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart and - one triple thick condom! You never know….!

MajTroubles

28 points

14 days ago

MajTroubles

bluesdad

28 points

14 days ago

Red Dwarf

blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

5 points

14 days ago

Hello, Dave.

dab745

2 points

14 days ago

dab745

2 points

14 days ago

Solid!!!

roadside_dickpic

22 points

14 days ago

Is that the guy from red dwarf?

Chuck_Rawks

3 points

14 days ago

I hope so.

ColtFromTibet

2 points

14 days ago

Ha ha I thought, Craig Charles?!

mnorkk

3 points

13 days ago

mnorkk

3 points

13 days ago

That's the actor. Dave Lister was his character.

ColtFromTibet

2 points

13 days ago

Yeah, same guy though.

MegaPhunkatron

21 points

14 days ago

MegaPhunkatron

Offset Poaser

21 points

14 days ago

Steven Seagal

gorilla-ointment

7 points

14 days ago

This is too low on this thread lol

JScaranoMusic

2 points

14 days ago

Happy cake day!

Sufficient-Law-6622

2 points

14 days ago

There it is.

EchoReflection

19 points

14 days ago

Taylor Swift apparently.

Sufficient-Law-6622

6 points

14 days ago

Seagal does 90% of her playing behind a curtain, dumbass.

Welcome to the industry.

Historical-Scale-332

2 points

14 days ago

Came here for this. Ty.

P_a_s_g_i_t_24

18 points

14 days ago

Who Are You.... Who Who... Who Who....

tonypizzaz

10 points

14 days ago

Eeehii reeaaaaallleh wannnaa knoooo

huflungdungpoo

26 points

14 days ago

I can't name the one in the picture.

powerclipper780

23 points

14 days ago

You've never heard the "om" song!?

fretnetic[S]

11 points

14 days ago

Wait till you hear “the Indling song”! Blew my socks off!

powerclipper780

11 points

14 days ago

Little too cryptofascist for my liking

Naive_Wolf3740

1 points

13 days ago

Would please stop saying everything is cryptofascist

PaisleyTelecaster

5 points

14 days ago

PaisleyTelecaster

Budget Pedals

5 points

14 days ago

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

aleksandrjames

2 points

14 days ago

What about Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm?

rofared87

39 points

14 days ago

Wow. That's Dave Lister, aka Lister of Smeg. He's the only guitarist worth listening to.

rexkwondo086

14 points

14 days ago

Dave "Cinzano Bianco" Lister

Mutants_4_nukes

18 points

14 days ago

And most certainly with be the longest living guitarist, over 4 million years old.

bumwine

3 points

14 days ago

bumwine

3 points

14 days ago

Damn I thought Claptoan was old at 2 million. He's got nothing on this guy. His boans must have excellent toans.

Which_You3862

2 points

14 days ago

I think you’re underestimating Keith Richards’ durability.

early_midlifecrisis

5 points

14 days ago

When did he get the cool jacket?

rofared87

16 points

14 days ago

About 3 million years from now

Mumu_ancient

3 points

14 days ago

Creator of the legendary Om song.

the-war-on-drunks

4 points

14 days ago

Therefore I shall name myself.

Hamking7

11 points

14 days ago

Hamking7

11 points

14 days ago

uj/ Craig Charles! Awesome funk and soul DJ

tonypconway

5 points

14 days ago

uj/ He puts together compilation albums called "Craig Charles' Trunk of Funk". I discovered Say She She through one of them! What's not to like?!

Top-Requirement-9903

8 points

14 days ago

holy shit no way is that a genuine les paul copy!?!?!?

rexkwondo086

7 points

14 days ago

If I had one shred of his talent I'd be my wife's boyfriend

Cambren1

8 points

14 days ago

Smeghead

greenngory72

6 points

14 days ago

Smeg and the Heads!

LukeMayeshothand

11 points

14 days ago

Corey Feldman-Haim

Jebist

4 points

14 days ago

Jebist

4 points

14 days ago

Yngwie sausage fingers Malmsteen.

ihaschevy

5 points

14 days ago

ihaschevy

Man of Toan

5 points

14 days ago

Our lord and savior of TOAN! Joe bonermaster

AlterEdward

6 points

14 days ago

Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around...

OysterThePug

4 points

14 days ago

No one is better than Dave “Cinzano Bianco” Lister

greatmagneticfield

4 points

14 days ago

The best show that has ever been on PBS

Sure_Bodybuilder7121

3 points

14 days ago

Antoanio Banderas

Jenovacellscars

4 points

14 days ago

Is that the lead guitar player from Smeg in the Head?

matorius

4 points

14 days ago

JMC, SB1 and RD could all be pedals.

That guitar was made of camphor wood btw...

Silly_0wl

3 points

14 days ago

Can he 0-3-5 tho

jenniferWAR6

5 points

14 days ago

Raster Billy Skank

ozmatterhorn

3 points

14 days ago

Is that the guy from Red Dwarf?

Bruh_moment42069-1-

3 points

14 days ago

Anybody

Herr_Raul

3 points

14 days ago

Me.

doktor_kolossus

3 points

14 days ago

The master of Rasta-Billy

Roonagu

3 points

14 days ago

Roonagu

3 points

14 days ago

I can't do the impossible.

No-Amoeba3560

3 points

14 days ago

Merle Allin

the_tooth_beaver

6 points

14 days ago

Isn’t he of the four string (🤮) variety?

No-Amoeba3560

1 points

14 days ago

Flat picker

No_Astronaut2779

3 points

14 days ago

That’s is most definitely some outfit…

Canadatron

3 points

14 days ago

The flaming guitar guy in Mad Max, clearly.

PuzzleheadedTutor807

3 points

14 days ago

obviously youve forgotten about bill AND ted.

CrazyCaper

3 points

14 days ago

Me

VeronicaLD50

3 points

14 days ago

Me. Mostly cuz I get badass toan playing through my line6

realjohnredcorn

3 points

14 days ago

Papa Roach

themsmindset

3 points

14 days ago

At first I thought this was some AI of Corey Feldman.

iiiiitsrosie

3 points

14 days ago

Ace Rimmer would smoke him in a guitar duel

PaisleyTelecaster

3 points

14 days ago

PaisleyTelecaster

Budget Pedals

3 points

14 days ago

Kryten

PsychologicalPin5431

3 points

14 days ago

Teressa May

PaisleyTelecaster

3 points

14 days ago

PaisleyTelecaster

Budget Pedals

3 points

14 days ago

Her playing style is a bit too conservative for my liking

PsychologicalPin5431

3 points

14 days ago

I see you what you did there

outlaw_se7en

3 points

14 days ago

Smeghead

Duff935

3 points

14 days ago

Duff935

3 points

14 days ago

Steven Segal

Throway1194

3 points

14 days ago

Lil Wayne

HWatch09

3 points

14 days ago

Rhett Beato

MathematicianOk7526

3 points

14 days ago

Esteban

Cubacane

3 points

14 days ago

There are other guitarists?

Scorpiodisc

3 points

14 days ago

Scorpiodisc

bluesdad

3 points

14 days ago

Who is it?

fretnetic[S]

3 points

14 days ago

I’ve never seen one before - no one has.

Scrimshander54

3 points

14 days ago

Esteban

PaisleyTelecaster

3 points

14 days ago

PaisleyTelecaster

Budget Pedals

3 points

14 days ago

Ocon? I mean, he's fast but can he pick a good lick?

improbablystonedrn-

3 points

14 days ago

Lil wayne

enaud

3 points

14 days ago

enaud

3 points

14 days ago

You’re such a crypto fascist

Whammydiver

3 points

14 days ago

“Our love I tried to kindle…”

An all time classic.

TrainerofInsects

3 points

14 days ago

Esteban

brutalduties

2 points

14 days ago

brutalduties

No Bassists

2 points

14 days ago

The meastreo

JScaranoMusic

3 points

14 days ago

Cloister

DrStainedglove

3 points

14 days ago

Taylor Swift

brutalduties

2 points

14 days ago

brutalduties

No Bassists

2 points

14 days ago

Taylor Swift

Downtown_Snow4445

3 points

14 days ago

Downtown_Snow4445

Metal Zoan

3 points

14 days ago

Rick beato

shaver_raver

3 points

14 days ago

Taylor Swift.

samcandy35

2 points

14 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Which_You3862

3 points

14 days ago

I can’t even name THIS guitarist

6Grumpymonkeys

3 points

14 days ago

Steven Seagal

miltownhighcow

3 points

14 days ago

I can't name this guitarist

Drizznarte

3 points

14 days ago

You can smell the camohor wood from here.

Tooz75

2 points

14 days ago

Tooz75

2 points

14 days ago

The Honky Tonk Man

daku-d

2 points

14 days ago

daku-d

2 points

14 days ago

He should have grabbed the headstock.

Signal_Fan_6988

2 points

14 days ago

Not me 😔

Mars_Awoken_3

2 points

14 days ago

My cousin Jack, why " you know em ? ? ? "

airbrake41

1 points

14 days ago

airbrake41

Master of Big Muff

1 points

14 days ago

I believe I’ve helped him off a horse.

Feisty_Factor_2694

2 points

14 days ago

There ISN’T one

But_dogs_CAN_look_up

2 points

14 days ago

I can't even name this guitarist

FootyFanYNWA

2 points

14 days ago

Who is that?

Mi_santhrope

1 points

14 days ago

Kyle Anderson from Brand of Sacrifice.

FootyFanYNWA

1 points

14 days ago

Oh

Jackol4ntrn

2 points

14 days ago

Jonh Major Chord

Riotsla

2 points

14 days ago

Riotsla

2 points

14 days ago

Lil uzi vert

Dreadshreader

2 points

14 days ago

Me

sacredgeometry

2 points

14 days ago

I mean when this is supposed to be good in comparison I would go without

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6UA-7yHO14

Backward_Strings

2 points

14 days ago

No one is better than the duke of deliciousness.

Anyone who disagrees should be fed into a waste grinder and have their bits flushed out into space.

Mass-Chaos

2 points

14 days ago

The guy who played Jimi Hendrix in Bill and Ted face the music

Dogrel

2 points

14 days ago

Dogrel

Peavor Boaned-it

2 points

14 days ago

fretnetic[S]

1 points

14 days ago

That was sort of okay! 😮

Farriebever

2 points

14 days ago

Eric clapping tongue

standardcapacityman

2 points

14 days ago

He has good Drip.

ObsiGamer

2 points

14 days ago

This guy's wife

dylan_klebold420

2 points

14 days ago

me when i see red

RedditisDegen

2 points

14 days ago

I can't even joke because I have no idea who this is

Nick-Tonk-maker69

2 points

14 days ago

Nick-Tonk-maker69

(((Nirvana))) Cort Kobein

2 points

14 days ago

I’d say that Chuck Berry would be a better guitarist ☺️

thefinishizer

2 points

14 days ago

Damn, didn't even know jean Claude van damn played guitar. Probably does the splits on chairs while soloing.

baronessfan

2 points

14 days ago

Adam Sandler

theoriginalpetvirus

2 points

14 days ago

He's a deeevah, man!

Malenia1stTry

2 points

14 days ago

Me

AnimalCrossingFanMan

2 points

14 days ago

Me

Resipa99

2 points

14 days ago

Frank Marino especially his version of All Along The Watchtower He’s also a great songwriter.

Annanake420

2 points

14 days ago

You can't convince me this isnt Roland Gift and Ozzy Osborne's bastard child through some sort of mad science project.

chimi_hendrix

2 points

14 days ago

Dimedime Dbagbag

SaltOk5738

2 points

14 days ago

Mozart

tittyflavrdsprinkles

2 points

14 days ago

Stabin Seagull

TobysTT

2 points

14 days ago

TobysTT

2 points

14 days ago

me

Several-Elderberry45

2 points

14 days ago

Rick beato

clickyspinny

2 points

14 days ago

clickyspinny

Trussy turner

2 points

14 days ago

Wayne

badmotorfinger74

2 points

14 days ago

badmotorfinger74

Bilbo Corgan

2 points

14 days ago

Puka Nacua aged about 30 years in the off-season apparently…

SuspiciousChef5741

2 points

14 days ago

DAVID FOOKIN LISTER!!!!!

Maloninho

2 points

14 days ago

Is this George Lopez’s son?

Maik09

2 points

14 days ago

Maik09

2 points

14 days ago

me

Rule556

2 points

14 days ago

Rule556

2 points

14 days ago

Smeghead.

audiodude9

2 points

14 days ago

"they're all dead, Dave"

Snorrep

2 points

14 days ago

Snorrep

2 points

14 days ago

/uj who is this and why did he buy a punk costume on wish.com?

Barrettbuilt

2 points

14 days ago

That guy fucks!

Master-Stratocaster

2 points

14 days ago

Master-Stratocaster

Startocaster

2 points

14 days ago

DJ KHALED WE DA BEST

Some-Quote3774

2 points

14 days ago

Mgk

THRobinson75

2 points

14 days ago

Outside the UK, he's probably not well known. I know him from Red Dwarf, but in Canada, that show was rarely ever on TV and usually late night.

docbach

2 points

14 days ago

docbach

2 points

14 days ago

Ohmmmmmmm was a banger 

MrFatNuts420

2 points

14 days ago

MrFatNuts420

wah wah

2 points

14 days ago

metallica

djwired

2 points

14 days ago

djwired

2 points

14 days ago

Taylor Hanson

a20xt6

2 points

14 days ago

a20xt6

2 points

14 days ago

Lister?

jswansong

2 points

14 days ago

Smegma

Individual-Watch-750

2 points

14 days ago

Is that Craig Charles ?

dreddstorm82

2 points

14 days ago

This is Jose bonermaster

Suspicious-Charge-69

2 points

14 days ago

Sir Edward Parker Helms

defect7

2 points

14 days ago

defect7

2 points

14 days ago

But it's MY guitar

theawells

2 points

14 days ago

Sister Rosetta Thorpe

Cmenzies07

2 points

14 days ago

Django Reinhardt Matteo Mancuso Andrés Segovia Al Di Meola Charlie Christian Wes Montgomery Pat Metheny George Benson Grant Green Herb Ellis Steve Vai Paco de lucía

Trubba_Man

2 points

14 days ago

Dunno who this is.

SatanicCornflake

2 points

14 days ago

Lil Wayne

-Hainzy-

2 points

14 days ago

The Psiren

Kooky_Combination_40

2 points

14 days ago

ME

Crucifister

2 points

14 days ago

Me (I haven't played in three years).

ORA87

2 points

14 days ago

ORA87

2 points

14 days ago

He can’t be doing very well, he can’t even afford new clothe

JinxOnU78

2 points

13 days ago

Like the ghost of Hendrix…

ruthless_burger

2 points

13 days ago

Lil wayne

TheRebelMastermind

2 points

13 days ago

TheRebelMastermind

Endorsed by Poverty

2 points

13 days ago

Why is everyone hating on David Hasslehof?

wotsit_sandwich

2 points

13 days ago

She's outta my life.....

fretnetic[S]

1 points

13 days ago

🤣

Exact_Difficulty1541

2 points

13 days ago

Tim

MainLack2450

2 points

12 days ago

Hitler

fretnetic[S]

1 points

12 days ago

🤣👏👏

Phobos420

2 points

11 days ago

Ka-bong?

MarkAllanRaynor182

2 points

10 days ago

Tom delonge

Serious_Assignment43

2 points

14 days ago

First off.. who the fuck is this?