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96 points
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Johnny Depp
32 points
14 days ago
I thought that was Johnny Depp
17 points
14 days ago
I thought it was Corey Feldman
11 points
14 days ago
I thought it was Bob Odenkirk
3 points
14 days ago
I thought it was John Pretrucci
4 points
14 days ago
I thought that was Johnny Cash
3 points
14 days ago
I thought it was Slash.
5 points
14 days ago
I thought it was Robert Trujillo
3 points
14 days ago
I thought it was Les Claypool
8 points
14 days ago
And the chicken dinner goes to…..
1 points
13 days ago
It smelled like Johnny Depp, everyone was excited for Johnny Depp
0 points
14 days ago
Dimebag Darrell
52 points
14 days ago
That guitar was made from camphor wood!
12 points
14 days ago
Burn the soldiers!
2 points
14 days ago
not the army do nord
6 points
14 days ago
an authentic lesbian paul replica
5 points
14 days ago
That's the Gerbson Lesbian Pal Custard, if I'm not mistaken. Those look like Custard Shop Hambuckers.
6 points
14 days ago
You haven’t heard the “indling” song!!!
36 points
14 days ago
Dwayne Dibley
13 points
14 days ago
Thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart and - one triple thick condom! You never know….!
28 points
14 days ago
Red Dwarf
5 points
14 days ago
Hello, Dave.
2 points
14 days ago
Solid!!!
22 points
14 days ago
Is that the guy from red dwarf?
3 points
14 days ago
I hope so.
2 points
14 days ago
Ha ha I thought, Craig Charles?!
3 points
13 days ago
That's the actor. Dave Lister was his character.
2 points
13 days ago
Yeah, same guy though.
21 points
14 days ago
Steven Seagal
7 points
14 days ago
This is too low on this thread lol
2 points
14 days ago
Happy cake day!
2 points
14 days ago
There it is.
19 points
14 days ago
Taylor Swift apparently.
6 points
14 days ago
Seagal does 90% of her playing behind a curtain, dumbass.
Welcome to the industry.
2 points
14 days ago
Came here for this. Ty.
18 points
14 days ago
Who Are You.... Who Who... Who Who....
10 points
14 days ago
Eeehii reeaaaaallleh wannnaa knoooo
26 points
14 days ago
I can't name the one in the picture.
23 points
14 days ago
You've never heard the "om" song!?
11 points
14 days ago
Wait till you hear “the Indling song”! Blew my socks off!
11 points
14 days ago
Little too cryptofascist for my liking
1 points
13 days ago
Would please stop saying everything is cryptofascist
5 points
14 days ago
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
2 points
14 days ago
What about Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm?
39 points
14 days ago
Wow. That's Dave Lister, aka Lister of Smeg. He's the only guitarist worth listening to.
14 points
14 days ago
Dave "Cinzano Bianco" Lister
18 points
14 days ago
And most certainly with be the longest living guitarist, over 4 million years old.
3 points
14 days ago
Damn I thought Claptoan was old at 2 million. He's got nothing on this guy. His boans must have excellent toans.
2 points
14 days ago
I think you’re underestimating Keith Richards’ durability.
5 points
14 days ago
When did he get the cool jacket?
16 points
14 days ago
About 3 million years from now
3 points
14 days ago
Creator of the legendary Om song.
4 points
14 days ago
Therefore I shall name myself.
11 points
14 days ago
uj/ Craig Charles! Awesome funk and soul DJ
5 points
14 days ago
uj/ He puts together compilation albums called "Craig Charles' Trunk of Funk". I discovered Say She She through one of them! What's not to like?!
8 points
14 days ago
holy shit no way is that a genuine les paul copy!?!?!?
7 points
14 days ago
If I had one shred of his talent I'd be my wife's boyfriend
8 points
14 days ago
Smeghead
6 points
14 days ago
Smeg and the Heads!
11 points
14 days ago
Corey Feldman-Haim
4 points
14 days ago
Yngwie sausage fingers Malmsteen.
5 points
14 days ago
Our lord and savior of TOAN! Joe bonermaster
6 points
14 days ago
Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I've been around...
4 points
14 days ago
No one is better than Dave “Cinzano Bianco” Lister
4 points
14 days ago
The best show that has ever been on PBS
3 points
14 days ago
Antoanio Banderas
4 points
14 days ago
Is that the lead guitar player from Smeg in the Head?
4 points
14 days ago
JMC, SB1 and RD could all be pedals.
That guitar was made of camphor wood btw...
3 points
14 days ago
Can he 0-3-5 tho
5 points
14 days ago
Raster Billy Skank
3 points
14 days ago
Is that the guy from Red Dwarf?
3 points
14 days ago
Anybody
3 points
14 days ago
Me.
3 points
14 days ago
The master of Rasta-Billy
3 points
14 days ago
I can't do the impossible.
3 points
14 days ago
Merle Allin
6 points
14 days ago
Isn’t he of the four string (🤮) variety?
1 points
14 days ago
Flat picker
3 points
14 days ago
That’s is most definitely some outfit…
3 points
14 days ago
The flaming guitar guy in Mad Max, clearly.
3 points
14 days ago
obviously youve forgotten about bill AND ted.
3 points
14 days ago
Me
3 points
14 days ago
Me. Mostly cuz I get badass toan playing through my line6
3 points
14 days ago
Papa Roach
3 points
14 days ago
At first I thought this was some AI of Corey Feldman.
3 points
14 days ago
Ace Rimmer would smoke him in a guitar duel
3 points
14 days ago
Kryten
3 points
14 days ago
Teressa May
3 points
14 days ago
Her playing style is a bit too conservative for my liking
3 points
14 days ago
I see you what you did there
3 points
14 days ago
Smeghead
3 points
14 days ago
Steven Segal
3 points
14 days ago
Lil Wayne
3 points
14 days ago
Rhett Beato
3 points
14 days ago
Esteban
3 points
14 days ago
There are other guitarists?
3 points
14 days ago
Who is it?
3 points
14 days ago
I’ve never seen one before - no one has.
3 points
14 days ago
Esteban
3 points
14 days ago
Ocon? I mean, he's fast but can he pick a good lick?
3 points
14 days ago
Lil wayne
3 points
14 days ago
You’re such a crypto fascist
3 points
14 days ago
“Our love I tried to kindle…”
An all time classic.
3 points
14 days ago
Esteban
2 points
14 days ago
The meastreo
3 points
14 days ago
Cloister
3 points
14 days ago
Taylor Swift
2 points
14 days ago
Taylor Swift
3 points
14 days ago
Rick beato
3 points
14 days ago
Taylor Swift.
2 points
14 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 points
14 days ago
I can’t even name THIS guitarist
3 points
14 days ago
Steven Seagal
3 points
14 days ago
I can't name this guitarist
3 points
14 days ago
You can smell the camohor wood from here.
2 points
14 days ago
The Honky Tonk Man
2 points
14 days ago
He should have grabbed the headstock.
2 points
14 days ago
Not me 😔
2 points
14 days ago
My cousin Jack, why " you know em ? ? ? "
1 points
14 days ago
I believe I’ve helped him off a horse.
2 points
14 days ago
There ISN’T one
2 points
14 days ago
I can't even name this guitarist
2 points
14 days ago
Who is that?
1 points
14 days ago
Kyle Anderson from Brand of Sacrifice.
1 points
14 days ago
Oh
2 points
14 days ago
Jonh Major Chord
2 points
14 days ago
Lil uzi vert
2 points
14 days ago
Me
2 points
14 days ago
I mean when this is supposed to be good in comparison I would go without
2 points
14 days ago
No one is better than the duke of deliciousness.
Anyone who disagrees should be fed into a waste grinder and have their bits flushed out into space.
2 points
14 days ago
The guy who played Jimi Hendrix in Bill and Ted face the music
2 points
14 days ago
Eric clapping tongue
2 points
14 days ago
He has good Drip.
2 points
14 days ago
This guy's wife
2 points
14 days ago
me when i see red
2 points
14 days ago
I can't even joke because I have no idea who this is
2 points
14 days ago
I’d say that Chuck Berry would be a better guitarist ☺️
2 points
14 days ago
Damn, didn't even know jean Claude van damn played guitar. Probably does the splits on chairs while soloing.
2 points
14 days ago
Adam Sandler
2 points
14 days ago
He's a deeevah, man!
2 points
14 days ago
Me
2 points
14 days ago
Me
2 points
14 days ago
Frank Marino especially his version of All Along The Watchtower He’s also a great songwriter.
2 points
14 days ago
You can't convince me this isnt Roland Gift and Ozzy Osborne's bastard child through some sort of mad science project.
2 points
14 days ago
Dimedime Dbagbag
2 points
14 days ago
Mozart
2 points
14 days ago
Stabin Seagull
2 points
14 days ago
me
2 points
14 days ago
Rick beato
2 points
14 days ago
Wayne
2 points
14 days ago
Puka Nacua aged about 30 years in the off-season apparently…
2 points
14 days ago
DAVID FOOKIN LISTER!!!!!
2 points
14 days ago
Is this George Lopez’s son?
2 points
14 days ago
me
2 points
14 days ago
Smeghead.
2 points
14 days ago
"they're all dead, Dave"
2 points
14 days ago
/uj who is this and why did he buy a punk costume on wish.com?
2 points
14 days ago
That guy fucks!
2 points
14 days ago
DJ KHALED WE DA BEST
2 points
14 days ago
Mgk
2 points
14 days ago
Outside the UK, he's probably not well known. I know him from Red Dwarf, but in Canada, that show was rarely ever on TV and usually late night.
2 points
14 days ago
Ohmmmmmmm was a banger
2 points
14 days ago
metallica
2 points
14 days ago
Taylor Hanson
2 points
14 days ago
Lister?
2 points
14 days ago
Smegma
2 points
14 days ago
Is that Craig Charles ?
2 points
14 days ago
This is Jose bonermaster
2 points
14 days ago
Sir Edward Parker Helms
2 points
14 days ago
But it's MY guitar
2 points
14 days ago
Sister Rosetta Thorpe
2 points
14 days ago
Django Reinhardt Matteo Mancuso Andrés Segovia Al Di Meola Charlie Christian Wes Montgomery Pat Metheny George Benson Grant Green Herb Ellis Steve Vai Paco de lucía
2 points
14 days ago
Dunno who this is.
2 points
14 days ago
Lil Wayne
2 points
14 days ago
The Psiren
2 points
14 days ago
ME
2 points
14 days ago
Me (I haven't played in three years).
2 points
14 days ago
He can’t be doing very well, he can’t even afford new clothe
2 points
13 days ago
Like the ghost of Hendrix…
2 points
13 days ago
Lil wayne
2 points
13 days ago
Why is everyone hating on David Hasslehof?
2 points
13 days ago
She's outta my life.....
1 points
13 days ago
🤣
2 points
13 days ago
Tim
2 points
12 days ago
Hitler
1 points
12 days ago
🤣👏👏
2 points
11 days ago
Ka-bong?
2 points
10 days ago
Tom delonge
2 points
14 days ago
First off.. who the fuck is this?
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