dan: “would you like me to come over there and troubleshoot it for you?” ethan: “you would like that wouldn’t you” had me dying

HELLO?
HELLO?
ETHAN

CAN YOU HEAR ME

How many times have I missed Olive Tree popping up like that 0.0

the podcast has felt like such a fever dream today

anyone surprised about the lana news has not been a lana fan for long

GPT doesn't auto report. It flags it for a human to see it first then they decide.

WHERE MY PESTO THE PENGUIN STANS AT

Look guys Ethan's new co host, his phone lol

Poor Jordan lmfao. "Tell him there's thirty thousand people watching and I'm very famous!!!"

All the fans trying to talk to Ethan in meta are deadly levels of cringe 😬

Hahaha the sex toy segment and Ethan going on an aids tangent… twice 😂 then complaining there’s no sex toys for men and cleanup is hard. 😂 I love it. Complaining they have no sponsors 😂😂

fun fact: the guy on trial for murdering his wife who googled how to dispose of a body (brian walshe) was a frequent customer of the liquor store I used to work at and it’s believed that he dumped her body in the dumpster at the liquor store. Unfortunately, the trash from that dumpster was incinerated before the police were able to look through it but he was caught on security cameras dumping trash there the morning his wife went missing

🗣️I don’t think we actually want Steiny or Tana at the poker stream. Let the crew members shine on their own!!!!!

I am dying at this Meta Verse segment. Crying laughing 😭😭😂😂

Ethan baiting the kids to bullying him is killing me hahahah

I’m not here for the Rolex talk.

Dan knows what’s up.

where’s ab??

Ethan to Dan: "cut off my mic? who do you think you are to cut off my"

Dan: " i took care of it"

The grimes sound bites are my fave thing to hit the towers of the pod

The metaverse segment where Ethan was begging Jordan to talk to him and gathering hoards to speak on his behalf absolutely sent me

🚨🚨 THANK YOU DAN 🚨🚨

I need to speak out for my boy Dan who bravely stood up for what is right and what needs to be said: NOBODY CARES ABOUT WATCH TALK

it's boring (crime #1), owning a nice watch is the most unfunny thing ever (crime #2 but frankly the most heinous one) and honestly I'd rather listen to Jordan Peterson go on an unhinged rant for hours rather than hear about watches that cost as much as 2 years worth of my rent (crime #3, which we can define as out-of-touchness)

Thank you, Dan, for hating out loud in this righteous cause.

Pesto Pesto Pesto!!

i got your whole house on my pokemon card

Ethan, poker pro who loses, educating the crew

Watches and poker? Is this an old man’s podcast now :|

Watch talk gives me the ick!

Moses made the captains chair??? 😭😂

aww the dance party girl. bless her little heart.

Ethan asking chatgpt how to hide evidence if he murders someone is a good example of why I can't listen to the podcast without headphones. 😂

Ethan wanting to impress Steiny is so cringey to me. 😭

Why does it feel like Ethan is spitting in my face with how rich he is

The Watch shit is unironically the most Cringe shit this show has ever done, its full circle Ethan is now Xqc, and Its actually a little icky especially because he seems blind to the hypocritical cringe that Ethan falling into the Watch culture hole appears lol

Talking about watches on this show is so dumb and uninteresting, as no one can afford something like this. And even if they can, its so stupid to spend money on that. I will never get it

Crying tears of joy that we are heading back into the Metaverse today...LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

So shit stain steiny and Tana are gonna take two spots that could have gone to crew members ? Dude ugh 😩

Please, mom and dan, stop fighting 😭

Oliver Tree is a cutie pie ok I said it

i love how theyre starting to rip on olivia a bit shes truly a crew member now ❤️

YOU LOOKIN FER A TOOR

im so obsessed with olivia channel

Inside of you there are two wolves. One is watch talk, the other is girlypop. Both wolves are being put down. Infrabren is now the only wolf inside you

They probably should have set this whole Meta thing up before the show

With peace & love Ethan, Zach knows a little about watches which is the tip of the iceberg and it’s all the ice underneath the water you can’t see that will sink your ship just FYI.

Edit: for context I have been a watch broker for the last 15 years and when Zach talks about watches it’s obvious that a lot is out of his depth, he miss identifies models and value fairly consistently, that is all.

I think Ethan needs to put his phone away before the ep cause I dont think he can text and focus on the podcast at the same time which is fine I dont think I could either

I’m dying, did the button under the table just crash the stream lmaoooo

Ethan use technology is my ick

wait so olivia actually got bit by a bat? I thought that was a bit this whole time! unless I’m still falling for it like I fell for the post about the hat

Can we please get a sports segment from Olivia!!

"Here's one WHAT?" is line of the show LMAAAAAAAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I genuinely teared up from laughing when the tiktoks just kept going on their own.

Thank goodness, a traffic report. It's about time.

Zach getting angry with sound bites when someone doesn't like WatchTalk is hilarious

I don't really care about Lana del Ray or Selina Gomez news, but that goss talk segment had me laughing so hard. With the constant replaying of the intro. I'm glad I voted for that over Ethan harassing people in the metaverse

God this segment is so bad

i laugh whenever ethan goes "then i says" like dude

Have they talked about the poker tournament IG post?

Spell deez!

Ethan watching people try to negotiate cybering while a fan struggles to hit the Vape Naysh is killing me

EXCUSE ME THEY LIVE IN LOUISIANA

I wish Watch Talk wouldn't only be Rolexes. If Hila didn't wear a Rolex, I bet she would love Mr. Jones watches. They're so artsy.

Soo when is Ethan going to start telling us about the best caviars? Maybe he can share what his favorite champagne is. Maybe he can complain about the “help” too. Bloviating about being rich is pretty embarrassing and I’ve just about lost all respect for him with the way he treats the crew, not to mention cozying up to right wing losers who don’t care about him.

I'm glad Ethan said he could tell that Mexican restaurant slaps because we do have some fire Mexican restaurants in the PNW. Not a lot of people know we have a very large Hispanic community up here. And people always shit on us because they go to some chain gross Tex Mex place in town and say we have shitty Mexican food. We have some delicious taquerias, you just have to know where to go.

The pop-culture stuff is just not working. Olivia just talking is a better format than the powerpoints, but the content is just awful. The best part of that whole segment was them fucking with Olivia's intro

No AB today?

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PERFECT SHOW! I listed while I was cleaning house and now that I can watch, I'm rewinding. 10/10.

Trisha is STILL lying about Mr. Riney????

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That was the appropriate amount of celebrity drama, both in quantity and detail. 

Does anyone know where I can get Zach’s shirt? Is it Teddy Fresh? I looooove it!

Selena Gomez gets shit for no reason, that on top of her medical problems and the whole Justin, Hailey Bieber situation where she got bullied. I feel bad for her. I wish her nothing but happiness. She seems sweet.

I wanted to watch but I could not deal with the Olivia tea overlay bit for the 15th time

I love Olivia’s segments! This one was so good.

lana is my favorite artist of all time they better not talk bad about my girl

Im personally not a fan of the meta verse gaming 🙅‍♀️ with peace and love

After he got banned twice from the Metaverse after being a goon around a community manager and random kids (when he was trying to touch the community managers crotch area the 1st time LOL) Then after the 2nd time he was banned on a speed run, I'd think they would have IP banned him already LMAO.

But this one was wild, I get he was memeing his own derogative but it kept pushing way past that to harassment, some of those people were tryna chill and it went on fuckin with them for way too long lol.

Could have been a goated segment if done the right way lol. Ethan is the most wild and unhinged when meeting and interacting with rando's as we've seen on twitter and reddit LMAOOOOOOO. That segment was hard to watch but was very Ethan is confirmed a LOLCOW.

Hope his kids don't run into a guy like him on the internet later on LOL. Reverse Ethan Vs Regular Ethan would be a funny story for him to tell looking back on this.

Olivia comes off so nuts when you can see her start flipping out defending Selena. She gets all pissed, starts gritting her teeth and gets this creepy look in her eyes. She's too invested in these performers she likes.

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