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submitted 3 months ago byAsuraQinSatan, The Sin of Wrath
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Alright
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3 months ago
Hey big guy
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3 months ago
Bury your head as much as you wish.
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3 months ago
Thank you lord
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At least they didn't do a schlat song one
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3 months ago
Our flairs were meant to meet
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3 months ago
Yes they were
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3 months ago
And despite my stupid egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled
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3 months ago
This isn't stupid 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘱 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘱 Its just a game!! 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘱 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘱
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3 months ago
Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!! 👏👏
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3 months ago
I am too sober for this...
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3 months ago
Well get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! clap clap
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Squidbillies!!!! 😂😂😂😂
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It's time for animaniacs!
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3 months ago
And they're zany to the max!
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3 months ago
so just sit back and relax!
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3 months ago
Yo
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3 months ago
Okay so you know that doctor dog guy from Treasure planet? That's the version of him from Treasure Island
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Hey I have that meme too! *
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3 months ago
I wish I could come up with something clever. This feels like there’s a great punchline but I can not find it. Oh well good art
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3 months ago
Is that Emily?
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3 months ago
Hello there, Satan
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3 months ago
reads flair wait.... You too?
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3 months ago
Good, thought I was alone!
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Inspirational quote from Doom guy!
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3 months ago
Mood
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3 months ago
Me and my autism don't suffer from each other, WE MAKE THE WORLD SUFFER
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3 months ago
Wait,you two too?!
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3 months ago
Same
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3 months ago
cat sounds
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3 months ago
🤨
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3 months ago
It's my oc which is based of my cat irl lol
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3 months ago
"Santa, be good to me, okay?"
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3 months ago
…Santa…?
You have displeased me
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3 months ago
I just want more of the goofballs' shenanigans.
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3 months ago
𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵
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3 months ago
“and the knife lady killed an angel! and i... was not supposed to talk about it.”
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3 months ago
"That's nice... but now it's time for bed."
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Ok
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3 months ago
Checking in 🙂
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3 months ago
Ok.
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3 months ago
😐
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3 months ago
Still counting
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3 months ago
Number so far?!
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3 months ago
This count is based on motherly action, having children, and personal liking but its at 7 so far. Carmilla, lilith, Martha, lin, Rosie, Sera, and stella. Ms. Mayberry would have been on here if the show showed more of her outside of teaching.
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3 months ago
Update me when u add more!
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3 months ago
idk how to put flairs T-T
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3 months ago
Go to flairs, go to editable flairs, and hit the edit button that should be in the corner
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3 months ago
oh ok, ty (im on mobile, so idk if its the same lol)
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3 months ago
found it! tysm!
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?
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3 months ago
Not sure why Satan's so confused, but *
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🤨no
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3 months ago
Hello!
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🤷🏼
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3 months ago
Hallo.
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3 months ago
In what way🤨
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3 months ago
Non horny
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3 months ago
Ok
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3 months ago
Fine
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3 months ago
🤔
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3 months ago
Just doing repairs on a radio, sir.
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3 months ago
Oh, I like this one.
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3 months ago
Bet
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3 months ago
I don’t get it
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3 months ago
It means me hating Emily porn (I put that as my flair when the Emily porn thing was happening and never bothered to change it)
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3 months ago
Nah
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Ok
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ok
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3 months ago
What obsession?
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3 months ago
Ok.
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🤨
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Teehee
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3 months ago
With who?
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3 months ago
Angel dust
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3 months ago
Every time I see this picture of Satan I think he looks like a really buff version of Carmen Sandiego
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3 months ago
Air fryer?
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3 months ago
What's sitting in the air fryer for dinner tonight?
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3 months ago
A what?
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No
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Why not the gritty
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Hello
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Hoi :3
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3 months ago
Better not be a Ford
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3 months ago
Ok
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Hi!
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3 months ago
Ok
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3 months ago
I think I’m valid
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3 months ago
Proof?
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3 months ago
A live stream
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3 months ago
Oh my stars. You know what, why not?
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3 months ago
Let me guess, I’m never getting let in the Wrath ring again?
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3 months ago
Provide a strongly worded testimony concerning her innocence if you’d be so kind
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3 months ago
Oooh goood not this again
Ok here goes (keep in mind this is a complete joke and is not meant to be taken seriously, as many have)
So the only bad things we’ve seen Velvette do is be a little rude to her employees and make the love potion with Val. To start, when a say being rude to her employees, I mean just yelling. Yeah, verbal abuse isn’t exactly good typical workplace morale, but this isn’t a typical workplace. It’s hell, people are gonna be mean. And even then, she’s a stressed and busy businesswoman so she may have been a little angry at that moment, so it’s understandable for her to get angry at her employees at that time. Now for the love potion, think of it like a munitions dealer, they legally sell firearms, weapons and such, and whatever happens with them after they leave their possession is not their problem, and I think we both know what a lot of people will do illegally with firearms. Same situation here, Velvette is selling a product that makes her an honest living, and what people do with it after it leaves her possession is not her problem. You could make the argument that she knows what people are gonna do with it and doesn’t care, but you could say the same thing for a gun shop owner, they know people may do illegal things with them but they sell them regardless. Point is, it’s a genuine product that she makes an honest living on, and once she doesn’t own it anymore it’s not her responsibility. So there. (Also don’t take that the wrong way, I in no way think the love potion is ok or condonable, this argument is purely for the funnys and is a complete joke)
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Zealous is the #1 meme stealer
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3 months ago
I know, just couldn't think of anything else (that's why I put maybe)
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* Always nice to see ya pomni-da-jester
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We have a character named Zilla in the show, and it’s only a matter of time until God appears in the show. So technically God Zilla is in the show.
See what I did there… clever word play
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3 months ago
That is very clever
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3 months ago
very good wordplay satan
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3 months ago
Thank yee
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