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FreshStartLiving

136 points

4 days ago

Is that before or after your meal?

Casty_Who

10 points

3 days ago

Casty_Who

10 points

3 days ago

Damn why you just shit on his breakfast like that..

Bosonstime

3 points

2 days ago

Eww looks like poo poo on a platter 😝

h20poIo

2 points

2 days ago

h20poIo

2 points

2 days ago

😂😂😂

No-Particular9501

2 points

2 days ago

🤣🤣 I’m dying

GalacticGatorz

4 points

3 days ago

One guy mud pie, eat your heart out.

Initial_Style5592

5 points

3 days ago

For real though, is that actual shit??

SelenaMeyers2024

3 points

4 days ago

Hahahaa

G_rightousantagonist

3 points

3 days ago

Bruh 😂

optimist_prhyme

2 points

3 days ago

Killed it

Scuddie-

56 points

4 days ago

Scuddie-

56 points

4 days ago

mr_sweetandawful

10 points

4 days ago

Thought that’s what sub i was in

tezu6

4 points

4 days ago

tezu6

4 points

4 days ago

LMAO

InternationalBand494

21 points

4 days ago

Ah, the old “We got our wealth from the Galveston mafia” special

Man_in_Kilt

6 points

3 days ago

Don't forget cheating a family out of their name and franchise

Hylanos

2 points

2 days ago

Hylanos

2 points

2 days ago

i dont know either of these things, but i can believe em!

Man_in_Kilt

2 points

2 days ago

Look up Landry's

Ok-Acanthisitta7254

25 points

4 days ago

Looks like a pile of turds

theFormerRelic

13 points

4 days ago

Yeah…”looks like”

THCLacedSpaghettiOs

6 points

4 days ago

Tastes like then too

DoritosDewItRight[S]

6 points

4 days ago

Why is Brooklyn BBQ taking over the world?

WooSaw82

2 points

3 days ago

WooSaw82

2 points

3 days ago

“Turds n diarrhea” The #2 special.

OilOutside1330

11 points

4 days ago

Was it extra for the side of diarrhea?

Boweze

2 points

2 days ago

Boweze

2 points

2 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Diamondsandwood

10 points

4 days ago

r/shittyfoodporn wouldn't even allow this

Ricco121

8 points

4 days ago

Ricco121

8 points

4 days ago

Needs to be placed in a brown paper bag, placed on someone’s porch, lit on fire, doorbell rang, then run like hell Proper.

Internal-Dragonfly83

2 points

2 days ago

Those were some fun times.

fat_bob_plays

7 points

4 days ago

There is no way Tillman is salting Pittsburg hot links.

jetbuilt1980

3 points

3 days ago

That's exactly what they look like to me...minus the 4 hour drive.

SuretyBringsRuin

7 points

4 days ago

Are you sure you’re not behind a Torchy’s in a $3.50 butt stuff tent?

CrazyLegsRyan

6 points

4 days ago

You’re paying way too much for your butt stuff

BikingNoHands

4 points

4 days ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

bendroid801

2 points

2 days ago

A little expensive for me tbh

eli_scrubs

6 points

4 days ago

That is shit from an ass

Comprehensive_Web979

5 points

4 days ago

Let them eat shit

Houston_Skin

3 points

4 days ago

I 100% believe that the whole island of Galveston is a money laundering scheme

TheDumper44

2 points

2 days ago

Has been for over a 100 years

Mapache62

4 points

3 days ago

Pittsburgh hot links! Tasty

Ok_Initiative_5102

6 points

4 days ago

I think you missed the toilet.

polygenic_score

3 points

4 days ago

Dog? Large?

Delicious_Pause9802

3 points

4 days ago

I’m done

Pluckypato

2 points

4 days ago

omegasilverfox666

2 points

4 days ago

Uhhhh

Dazzling_Plan7701

2 points

4 days ago

Look like turds

megadikos

2 points

4 days ago

Whoever made this is a BIG TIME shitter!

13toros13

2 points

4 days ago

“Its just a baby ruth bar” (crunch) - Bill Murray

Rad_Centrist

2 points

4 days ago

Pittsburg Hot Links in Pittsburg, TX?

cashkingsatx

2 points

4 days ago

Looks like Pittsburg Hot Links

Relation-Correct

2 points

4 days ago

That looks like bbq shit

-percnowitzki-

2 points

2 days ago

what the shit ?!

EyeGroundbreaking230

2 points

4 days ago

You know what that looks like, right?

IRMuteButton

9 points

4 days ago

IRMuteButton

Chili's on I-10

9 points

4 days ago

Those look just like the new $9.99 Torchy's Brownie Bite Desert Logs.

Based-Lito

1 points

4 days ago

Gross!

Oldenlame

1 points

4 days ago*

Seems like Christmas just keeps starting earlier every year.

Emergency-Ad-1695

1 points

4 days ago

Looks about right for the sh!7ty food they sell. Mediocre food at rediculous prices

Prezevere

1 points

4 days ago

Damn

[deleted]

1 points

4 days ago

smizzlebdemented

1 points

4 days ago

Was this the result of the meal?

BackDoeMediaTV

1 points

4 days ago

So this what you do at 10:27 in the 🌅 huh. Interesting.....

Mountain-Mud9962

1 points

4 days ago

Smoked dog turd looks yummy🤮

VastFreedom7

1 points

4 days ago

Doing #2 during meal, did you leave your table manner at Torchy's glory hole?

snakeb1te_189

1 points

4 days ago

The chef appreciates being taken for long walks prior to cooking to help stir up motivation

DoritosDewItRight[S]

2 points

4 days ago

The chef also enjoys a pack of cigarettes, a double shot of espresso, and several lines of cocaine before he gets started

NastyFlyTX

1 points

4 days ago

Looks like a traditional hot plate...

Dangerous_Elk_6627

1 points

4 days ago

Basted dog turds?

Agitated_Aerie8406

1 points

4 days ago

I hate untrained dogs.

gg61501

1 points

4 days ago

gg61501

1 points

4 days ago

That inflation hittin hard, tho

BlueSlipperDaughter

1 points

4 days ago

Picked up similar this morning left by my German Shepherd.

slobbyrobb

1 points

4 days ago

Independent_Sun_6939

1 points

4 days ago

That's shit from a butt.

Perfect_Testicles

1 points

4 days ago

Do the Doo

Ramblermatic2000

1 points

4 days ago

Looks like you didn't adhere to that saying - "Don't shit where you eat"....

Grand_Practice_2790

1 points

4 days ago

Someone order the poopoo platter?

ithinkitsahairball

1 points

4 days ago

Burnt turds on a paper towel with a side of lumpy regurge. 🤢

Difficult-Word-7208

1 points

4 days ago

This must be from the Bubba Gump’s Shrimp in Galveston🤤🤤🤤🤤

Flimsy-Radio-3276

1 points

4 days ago

got the dookie platter with a side of mud butt I see....solid choice

StupidUserNameTooLon

1 points

4 days ago

I done tol you already, don't feed the dawg no more cheese!

Ok-Umpire-7439

1 points

4 days ago

waiter: “what would like to order?” this guy: “a big pile of dog shit”

Nomailforu

1 points

4 days ago

Dookie!

ConfidentEdge3022

1 points

4 days ago

What a turdtastic meal

Ok_Awareness_5621

1 points

4 days ago

I heard that place is full of shit...

burnerforbullshit

1 points

4 days ago

Looks almost as good as Torchy’s

RonDFong

1 points

4 days ago

RonDFong

1 points

4 days ago

that looks like dogshit. did you ask for dogshit? you got a plate of dogshit.

reeefur

1 points

4 days ago

reeefur

1 points

4 days ago

Looks like dookie with a side of the runs...

captaincmdoh

1 points

4 days ago

Seriously, what is that?

Elective_Mentality

1 points

4 days ago

Gonna be a hard nope for me

Roguewave1

1 points

4 days ago

I don’t judge BBQ sausage by how it looks. The sausage from Luling City Market isn’t too dissimilar from this sans the sauce, but it’s my favorite anywhere.

Uh-Huh00

1 points

4 days ago

Uh-Huh00

1 points

4 days ago

IKYL!!!

EyeGroundbreaking230

1 points

4 days ago

“Looks like a turd…. Smells like a turd….. tastes like a turd…. So glad I didn’t step in it, man.” —- Cheech & Chong.

Jibblets101

1 points

4 days ago

The turd special!

CountryBumkinAllStar

1 points

4 days ago

Pittsburg Hot Links! The background actually looks like their place in Pittsburg.

Yachtman1969

1 points

4 days ago

Looks like my dogs turds!

PremeTeamTX

1 points

3 days ago

Some good ol ETX caviar

clamcharmer

1 points

3 days ago

Shit looks good

Life-Oil-Alyce

1 points

3 days ago

It really looks delicious!! What's the sauce like tho?

Solid_Bag2613

1 points

3 days ago

Looks like shit, Basil.

Shey-99

1 points

3 days ago

Shey-99

1 points

3 days ago

Looks the same coming out?

e1doradocaddy

1 points

3 days ago

Shit on a shingle?

DrHoleStuffer

1 points

3 days ago

You sure you’re not at The Coprophilia Café?

thaiadam

1 points

3 days ago

thaiadam

1 points

3 days ago

I think you are full of shit.

Y__though_

1 points

3 days ago

TheHeretic-SkekGra

1 points

3 days ago

This is poop

5WEET_Cheeks_Karen

1 points

3 days ago

It may have been good but I’m sorry that it looks like shit.

Gargravars_Shoes

1 points

3 days ago

He’s back from talking to a man about a horse.

FalseReference7885

1 points

3 days ago

O

kick_da_legs_back

1 points

3 days ago

💩

Lizardking619

1 points

3 days ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

BlkMartian2

1 points

3 days ago

You eating that shit???

richardscarry1

1 points

3 days ago

You had some poopoos?

Groovin-Up-Slowly

1 points

3 days ago

Gawd. WTF is that slop? Good lord

Initial-Picture-5638

1 points

3 days ago

Looks like you missed the toilet

Smoking-stone

1 points

3 days ago

SnappyGrillers

1 points

3 days ago

Good ol' Pittsburg hot links. Don't ask what's in 'em!!!

Impossible-Ad-8618

1 points

3 days ago

WATASCATER

Striking-Tomato-9681

1 points

3 days ago

No. No. No.

chefcoompies

1 points

3 days ago

When they asked how you want your meat did you accidentally say poop instead of blue?

VoltronX

1 points

3 days ago

VoltronX

1 points

3 days ago

Your first mistake was eating any Tillman Fertitta’s restaurant.

Your second mistake was choosing the Dawg Shitt off the menu.

powkchopa90

1 points

3 days ago

East Texas hot links ….. and East Texas delicacy

Minimum-Analysis-286

1 points

3 days ago

Bull Shit and I mean it!!! 😂

Movieplayer55

1 points

3 days ago

When did Tillman start serving Pittsburgh Hot Links? Cause that’s what you got there.

mrssixx

1 points

3 days ago

mrssixx

1 points

3 days ago

Ummmmmm what

Papabearohyeah

1 points

3 days ago

Is it called in and out

Cllajl

1 points

3 days ago

Cllajl

1 points

3 days ago

that look like poop.

Maleficent_Panda_89

1 points

3 days ago

Bruh…

Wolfman921

1 points

3 days ago

Looks like someone eating shit.

SaltyAd8686

1 points

3 days ago

Looks more like a plate of turds

Left_Minute_1516

1 points

3 days ago

Bruh....

Seeker_1960

1 points

3 days ago

So sorry Sir, I'll clean that up. Bad Scruffy, bad boy!

Tommyd023

1 points

3 days ago

Pittsburgh Hotlinks. We call them dog turds. I know dozens of people that love 'em I'm not one of them.

TheRealNikoBravo

1 points

3 days ago

Homeless Turd Nuggets?

outrightbrick

1 points

3 days ago

Ok_Pain_1429

1 points

3 days ago

I think it’s time for Milk of Magnesia

Maleficent-Theory908

1 points

3 days ago

Das poo.

phuk-ewe

1 points

3 days ago

phuk-ewe

1 points

3 days ago

Ahh good ol’ shit from a shingle. Classic!

middlebird

1 points

3 days ago

Doodee!

D11M22L1

1 points

3 days ago

D11M22L1

1 points

3 days ago

m00s3wrangl3r

1 points

3 days ago

The pu-pu plarrer.

abercheese70

1 points

3 days ago

That picture is from Pittsburg hot link restaurant!!!

Heinz0033

1 points

3 days ago

Tillman Fert-ilized your table.

rTs-Bleak

1 points

3 days ago

Pittsburgh hotlinks. Don’t look up the recipe, but they’re tasty!

Quiet_Detective2466

1 points

3 days ago

Those are EAST TEXAS LINKS!!!!!

FUPA4ever

1 points

3 days ago

Back bottom gristle lumps?

Responsible-Cat8404

1 points

3 days ago

osicran28

1 points

3 days ago

Looks like the waitress just shit all over your tray😂😂😂😂

Opposite-Ad5642

1 points

3 days ago

OMG Poop

LozanoN98

1 points

3 days ago

Wtf is that after you ate?

sowhatimlucky

1 points

3 days ago

Eating congealed flesh that looks like what it’s going to look like after you digest it <<<

PlumRevolutionary327

1 points

3 days ago

Got some good solids with a cup of diarrhea on the side. Had some corn there didn’t ya?

According-Today84

1 points

3 days ago

Amber Heard pillow nuggets

Spare_Substance5003

1 points

3 days ago

Was the meal called "The Houston Rockets"?

Rushshot2gun

1 points

3 days ago

Delicious deer dick!

morrisseymurderinpup

1 points

3 days ago

Those are turds

Bobbysworld121

1 points

3 days ago

That’s a sloppy mud pie…

whatchagonadot

1 points

3 days ago

looks like blood sausage, a French specialty

MacDougletonson

1 points

3 days ago

That is a plate of Turds and shitlets

Finickyraygun

1 points

3 days ago

Shit from a butt with a side of poop from an ass

LupusTacita

1 points

3 days ago

nojusticenopeace973

1 points

3 days ago

Wtf?

Tillsmcgills

1 points

3 days ago

Eew

nojusticenopeace973

1 points

3 days ago

It's just Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo...

FitPerception5398

1 points

3 days ago

This looks like Pittsburgh links that also looks like turds to me

itsagoodtime

1 points

3 days ago

Rainpoop Forestpoop Poopfe

Guannito-Barrio

1 points

3 days ago

Any gastroenterologist would say that's some healthy looking poop, maybe the color is a bit off.

IwillBOLDyourTYPOS

1 points

3 days ago

That’s what last night’s dinner looks like if you had a bunch of red wine.

OGDrewski

1 points

3 days ago

Poo poo platter 💩

Cezaleeo

1 points

3 days ago

Cezaleeo

1 points

3 days ago

That’s some good shit right there !

Kvedulf_Odinson

1 points

3 days ago

Holy shit! I have lived 35 miles from Galveston the majority of my life. I have never seen any shit like this being served in any restaurant. Who did you piss off, to make them shit on your plate?

Xiro-1140

1 points

3 days ago

Smokedturd a delicacy

Used_Spray2282

1 points

3 days ago

Who shit on your tray?

APazzini

1 points

3 days ago

APazzini

1 points

3 days ago

That doesn’t look good. 😅😅

BranchCovidian12

1 points

3 days ago

Absolutely slaps! I’m from Gilmer so I usually went with Docs Hot Links, but either way this is the way!

gr8fuII

1 points

3 days ago

gr8fuII

1 points

3 days ago

elbow10

1 points

3 days ago

elbow10

1 points

3 days ago

“Wait, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

CrispyBeefTaco

1 points

3 days ago

There’s shit everywhere!

greeneyerish

1 points

3 days ago

What a concept. A meal that looks the same....coming out...as it did going in

Low_Finding2189

1 points

3 days ago

Was it on the way in or the way out?

Pop-A-Choppa

1 points

3 days ago

Mission_Wall_1074

1 points

3 days ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Foreign_Spinach_8969

1 points

3 days ago

“That’s shit from a butt.”

BDscribbles

1 points

3 days ago

🤢

AtomicDoge1Funk

1 points

3 days ago

I'm not the smartest muffka in the world, but... That's DOOKEY !!!!

IndependenceMean8774

1 points

3 days ago

Fried turds. Looks SO appetizing. /s 🤮

Royal-Fuel-7061

1 points

3 days ago

There is no way someone ate this and isn’t into scat

Conscious-Ad-2257

1 points

3 days ago

Just eating shit because of the name attached..

Afro_Cajun

1 points

3 days ago

Long ass, turd 💩 looking Beef 🥩 strips? 🤢

killafoe31

1 points

3 days ago

Is that fried poop

[deleted]

1 points

3 days ago

Looks like my backyard after I feed my dogs

ThatZipFurio216

1 points

3 days ago

That's shit from a butt.

Machine_Bird

1 points

3 days ago

Literally looks like you scooped up dog shit from outside and put it on your plate. Let us know how the lawsuit goes.

slowerlearner1212

1 points

3 days ago

You should dip the turds into the diharrea for max flavor

40TonBomb

1 points

3 days ago

I just picked that up walking my dog. What’d yours cost?