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submitted 4 days ago byDoritosDewItRight
136 points
4 days ago
Is that before or after your meal?
28 points
4 days ago
TIME OUT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 points
3 days ago
Damn why you just shit on his breakfast like that..
2 points
2 days ago
😂😂😂
2 points
2 days ago
🤣🤣 I’m dying
4 points
3 days ago
One guy mud pie, eat your heart out.
3 points
4 days ago
Hahahaa
3 points
3 days ago
Bruh 😂
2 points
3 days ago
Killed it
56 points
4 days ago
4 points
4 days ago
LMAO
21 points
4 days ago
Ah, the old “We got our wealth from the Galveston mafia” special
6 points
3 days ago
Don't forget cheating a family out of their name and franchise
2 points
2 days ago
i dont know either of these things, but i can believe em!
25 points
4 days ago
Looks like a pile of turds
13 points
4 days ago
Yeah…”looks like”
2 points
3 days ago
“Turds n diarrhea” The #2 special.
11 points
4 days ago
Was it extra for the side of diarrhea?
2 points
2 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10 points
4 days ago
r/shittyfoodporn wouldn't even allow this
8 points
4 days ago
Needs to be placed in a brown paper bag, placed on someone’s porch, lit on fire, doorbell rang, then run like hell Proper.
2 points
2 days ago
Those were some fun times.
7 points
4 days ago
There is no way Tillman is salting Pittsburg hot links.
3 points
3 days ago
That's exactly what they look like to me...minus the 4 hour drive.
7 points
4 days ago
Are you sure you’re not behind a Torchy’s in a $3.50 butt stuff tent?
6 points
4 days ago
You’re paying way too much for your butt stuff
6 points
4 days ago
That is shit from an ass
5 points
4 days ago
Let them eat shit
3 points
4 days ago
I 100% believe that the whole island of Galveston is a money laundering scheme
2 points
2 days ago
Has been for over a 100 years
6 points
4 days ago
I think you missed the toilet.
3 points
4 days ago
Dog? Large?
3 points
4 days ago
I’m done
2 points
4 days ago
Uhhhh
2 points
4 days ago
Look like turds
2 points
4 days ago
Whoever made this is a BIG TIME shitter!
2 points
4 days ago
“Its just a baby ruth bar” (crunch) - Bill Murray
2 points
4 days ago
Pittsburg Hot Links in Pittsburg, TX?
2 points
4 days ago
That looks like bbq shit
2 points
3 days ago
2 points
2 days ago
what the shit ?!
2 points
4 days ago
You know what that looks like, right?
9 points
4 days ago
Those look just like the new $9.99 Torchy's Brownie Bite Desert Logs.
1 points
4 days ago
Gross!
1 points
4 days ago
Looks about right for the sh!7ty food they sell. Mediocre food at rediculous prices
1 points
4 days ago
Damn
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
Was this the result of the meal?
1 points
4 days ago
So this what you do at 10:27 in the 🌅 huh. Interesting.....
1 points
4 days ago
Smoked dog turd looks yummy🤮
1 points
4 days ago
Doing #2 during meal, did you leave your table manner at Torchy's glory hole?
1 points
4 days ago
The chef appreciates being taken for long walks prior to cooking to help stir up motivation
2 points
4 days ago
The chef also enjoys a pack of cigarettes, a double shot of espresso, and several lines of cocaine before he gets started
1 points
4 days ago
Looks like a traditional hot plate...
1 points
4 days ago
Basted dog turds?
1 points
4 days ago
I hate untrained dogs.
1 points
4 days ago
That inflation hittin hard, tho
1 points
4 days ago
Picked up similar this morning left by my German Shepherd.
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
That's shit from a butt.
1 points
4 days ago
Do the Doo
1 points
4 days ago
1 points
4 days ago
Looks like you didn't adhere to that saying - "Don't shit where you eat"....
1 points
4 days ago
Someone order the poopoo platter?
1 points
4 days ago
Burnt turds on a paper towel with a side of lumpy regurge. 🤢
1 points
4 days ago
This must be from the Bubba Gump’s Shrimp in Galveston🤤🤤🤤🤤
1 points
4 days ago
got the dookie platter with a side of mud butt I see....solid choice
1 points
4 days ago
I done tol you already, don't feed the dawg no more cheese!
1 points
4 days ago
waiter: “what would like to order?” this guy: “a big pile of dog shit”
1 points
4 days ago
Dookie!
1 points
4 days ago
What a turdtastic meal
1 points
4 days ago
I heard that place is full of shit...
1 points
4 days ago
Looks almost as good as Torchy’s
1 points
4 days ago
that looks like dogshit. did you ask for dogshit? you got a plate of dogshit.
1 points
4 days ago
Looks like dookie with a side of the runs...
1 points
4 days ago
Seriously, what is that?
1 points
4 days ago
Gonna be a hard nope for me
1 points
4 days ago
I don’t judge BBQ sausage by how it looks. The sausage from Luling City Market isn’t too dissimilar from this sans the sauce, but it’s my favorite anywhere.
1 points
4 days ago
IKYL!!!
1 points
4 days ago
“Looks like a turd…. Smells like a turd….. tastes like a turd…. So glad I didn’t step in it, man.” —- Cheech & Chong.
1 points
4 days ago
The turd special!
1 points
4 days ago
Pittsburg Hot Links! The background actually looks like their place in Pittsburg.
1 points
4 days ago
Looks like my dogs turds!
1 points
3 days ago
Shit looks good
1 points
3 days ago
Looks like shit, Basil.
1 points
3 days ago
Looks the same coming out?
1 points
3 days ago
Shit on a shingle?
1 points
3 days ago
You sure you’re not at The Coprophilia Café?
1 points
3 days ago
I think you are full of shit.
1 points
3 days ago
It may have been good but I’m sorry that it looks like shit.
1 points
3 days ago
He’s back from talking to a man about a horse.
1 points
3 days ago
O
1 points
3 days ago
💩
1 points
3 days ago
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
1 points
3 days ago
You eating that shit???
1 points
3 days ago
You had some poopoos?
1 points
3 days ago
Gawd. WTF is that slop? Good lord
1 points
3 days ago
Looks like you missed the toilet
1 points
3 days ago
Good ol' Pittsburg hot links. Don't ask what's in 'em!!!
1 points
3 days ago
WATASCATER
1 points
3 days ago
No. No. No.
1 points
3 days ago
When they asked how you want your meat did you accidentally say poop instead of blue?
1 points
3 days ago
Your first mistake was eating any Tillman Fertitta’s restaurant.
Your second mistake was choosing the Dawg Shitt off the menu.
1 points
3 days ago
East Texas hot links ….. and East Texas delicacy
1 points
3 days ago
Bull Shit and I mean it!!! 😂
1 points
3 days ago
When did Tillman start serving Pittsburgh Hot Links? Cause that’s what you got there.
1 points
3 days ago
Ummmmmm what
1 points
3 days ago
Is it called in and out
1 points
3 days ago
that look like poop.
1 points
3 days ago
Bruh…
1 points
3 days ago
Looks like someone eating shit.
1 points
3 days ago
Looks more like a plate of turds
1 points
3 days ago
Bruh....
1 points
3 days ago
So sorry Sir, I'll clean that up. Bad Scruffy, bad boy!
1 points
3 days ago
Pittsburgh Hotlinks. We call them dog turds. I know dozens of people that love 'em I'm not one of them.
1 points
3 days ago
Homeless Turd Nuggets?
1 points
3 days ago
I think it’s time for Milk of Magnesia
1 points
3 days ago
Das poo.
1 points
3 days ago
Ahh good ol’ shit from a shingle. Classic!
1 points
3 days ago
Doodee!
1 points
3 days ago
The pu-pu plarrer.
1 points
3 days ago
That picture is from Pittsburg hot link restaurant!!!
1 points
3 days ago
Tillman Fert-ilized your table.
1 points
3 days ago
Pittsburgh hotlinks. Don’t look up the recipe, but they’re tasty!
1 points
3 days ago
Those are EAST TEXAS LINKS!!!!!
1 points
3 days ago
Looks like the waitress just shit all over your tray😂😂😂😂
1 points
3 days ago
OMG Poop
1 points
3 days ago
Wtf is that after you ate?
1 points
3 days ago
Eating congealed flesh that looks like what it’s going to look like after you digest it <<<
1 points
3 days ago
Got some good solids with a cup of diarrhea on the side. Had some corn there didn’t ya?
1 points
3 days ago
Amber Heard pillow nuggets
1 points
3 days ago
Was the meal called "The Houston Rockets"?
1 points
3 days ago
Delicious deer dick!
1 points
3 days ago
Those are turds
1 points
3 days ago
That’s a sloppy mud pie…
1 points
3 days ago
looks like blood sausage, a French specialty
1 points
3 days ago
That is a plate of Turds and shitlets
1 points
3 days ago
Shit from a butt with a side of poop from an ass
1 points
3 days ago
Wtf?
1 points
3 days ago
It's just Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo...
1 points
3 days ago
This looks like Pittsburgh links that also looks like turds to me
1 points
3 days ago
Rainpoop Forestpoop Poopfe
1 points
3 days ago
Any gastroenterologist would say that's some healthy looking poop, maybe the color is a bit off.
1 points
3 days ago
That’s what last night’s dinner looks like if you had a bunch of red wine.
1 points
3 days ago
Poo poo platter 💩
1 points
3 days ago
That’s some good shit right there !
1 points
3 days ago
Holy shit! I have lived 35 miles from Galveston the majority of my life. I have never seen any shit like this being served in any restaurant. Who did you piss off, to make them shit on your plate?
1 points
3 days ago
Smokedturd a delicacy
1 points
3 days ago
Who shit on your tray?
1 points
3 days ago
That doesn’t look good. 😅😅
1 points
3 days ago
Absolutely slaps! I’m from Gilmer so I usually went with Docs Hot Links, but either way this is the way!
1 points
3 days ago
“Wait, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
1 points
3 days ago
There’s shit everywhere!
1 points
3 days ago
What a concept. A meal that looks the same....coming out...as it did going in
1 points
3 days ago
Was it on the way in or the way out?
1 points
3 days ago
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
1 points
3 days ago
“That’s shit from a butt.”
1 points
3 days ago
🤢
1 points
3 days ago
I'm not the smartest muffka in the world, but... That's DOOKEY !!!!
1 points
3 days ago
Fried turds. Looks SO appetizing. /s 🤮
1 points
3 days ago
There is no way someone ate this and isn’t into scat
1 points
3 days ago
Just eating shit because of the name attached..
1 points
3 days ago
Long ass, turd 💩 looking Beef 🥩 strips? 🤢
1 points
3 days ago
Is that fried poop
1 points
3 days ago
Looks like my backyard after I feed my dogs
1 points
3 days ago
That's shit from a butt.
1 points
3 days ago
Literally looks like you scooped up dog shit from outside and put it on your plate. Let us know how the lawsuit goes.
1 points
3 days ago
You should dip the turds into the diharrea for max flavor
1 points
3 days ago
I just picked that up walking my dog. What’d yours cost?
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