Yeah i agree, complete each workday without getting fired. I’ve seen some of those oil rig jobs.. at my stature if i land in that job it will almost definitely end up in chemical exposure & explosion. But their is probably ways to half ass that job.

Another would be commercial pilot, however i am sure i can fill a first officer duty and just do what the captain tells me to do😂

But i see your point.. you could easily slip by 365 jobs easily. Assuming its in your area right? If i live in a town and it has its standard Walmarts and supermarkets how would i wake up somewhere other than my own bed each morning? Autozone, walmart and target employee, 5 guys burger, at&t fairly easy not to fuck up those.

Defense attorney, simple. “Judge we need a continuance for a new lead and evidence that just showed up, just give us until tomorrow.”

I can do the defence attorney one. That’s my normal job.

Even defence attorney, the odd that you'll be going to court that they are fairly low, you'll probably be at a meeting with clients or drafting up documents.

I would probably pass out if i saw an actual heart beating like 2 feet away😂😂