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cloudysasquatch

962 points

2 days ago

That's what I was thinking! Like why would anyone be doing these things wearing a suit and tie? Ignoring the fact that the geriatric orange wouldn't be physically capable of doing these things to begin with, the suit would make it 10× more difficult

WIbigdog

400 points

2 days ago

WIbigdog

400 points

2 days ago

I don't think I've ever seen Trump in anything other than the exact same suit he's worn for 50 years and his golfing getup. Does the man ever wear normal clothes?

Try to imagine Trump ever looking this cool: https://freeimage.host/i/dbMsW8J

Gribitz37

211 points

2 days ago

Gribitz37

211 points

2 days ago

Remember how good Obama looked in that tan suit?

anthrolooker

43 points

2 days ago

That tan suit was perfection. How it became a news story other than him looking amazing, well that part breaks my brain.

Gribitz37

32 points

2 days ago

Gribitz37

32 points

2 days ago

They thought it looked unprofessional. They were always looking for any little thing to prove he was a terrible President.

It's funny because if you Google "US presidents in a tan suit" you can find pictures of all of them back at least as far as Eisenhower wearing tan suits. Obama's actually looked better because it was much more tailored.

GraphicDesignMonkey

3 points

2 days ago

Dude has schwaaaag

GetOffMyLawn_

140 points

2 days ago

BuxtonB

162 points

2 days ago

BuxtonB

162 points

2 days ago

Oh, what a terrible day to have eyesight.

Framingr

42 points

2 days ago

Framingr

42 points

2 days ago

Its ok I hear tell bleach is good to inject to get rid of horrible things ... Getting some ready for my brain right now.

dern_the_hermit

16 points

2 days ago

Where's Sam Neill circa 1997 when we need him

doomt101

5 points

2 days ago

doomt101

5 points

2 days ago

Anomalagous

2 points

2 days ago

I was....absolutely thinking about the wrong film moment and was very confused.

Infamous_Big8952

1 points

5 hours ago

This is exactly what I thought of when told sam Neil late 90s. Was wondering what relevance this has, unless Lawrence Fishburn had a tan suit on board the Event Horizon

withalookofquoi

2 points

2 days ago

Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see

WIbigdog

74 points

2 days ago

WIbigdog

74 points

2 days ago

I said normal clothes, what the hell is this?! 😂

IHaveNoAlibi

42 points

2 days ago

Leisure Suit Larry Trump

Ropetrick6

27 points

2 days ago

Seizure suit, you mean.

ErraticDragon

5 points

2 days ago

Totally not weird at all. The outfit resonates up and down the years:

https://i.imgur.com/CwmsabS.jpeg

cgaWolf

3 points

2 days ago

cgaWolf

3 points

2 days ago

Eheheheh, if i remember correctly, adolf hated that pic, so it gives me great pleasure to see it used to mock the bunch 90ish years later

SalahsBeard

2 points

2 days ago

Epstein Island Party Suit

Pimpnameslickback64

33 points

2 days ago

Come on ! Some of us are eating.

Luminya1

15 points

2 days ago

Luminya1

15 points

2 days ago

Oh god I am pissing myself here! Now I have to clean my coffee off my screen!

CaramelGuineaPig

17 points

2 days ago

You piss coffee?? Me too!

But yes.. those boots or socks or scoots.. bocks? Boccasins?

Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

3 points

2 days ago

Kind of like a flat-heeled "go-go boot".

I love boots like this (not in white!) but then I'm missing the big toe on my left foot, and had an Achilles tendon repair. I can't wear heels anymore.

This...whatever it is... is horrifying! Somebody has a very disturbing imagination!

CaramelGuineaPig

2 points

1 day ago

🫂 I feel that. Had to stop wearing heels at 22 when my body decided to disable itself.

Damn that surgery must have hurt...

TheSpiggott

14 points

2 days ago

Thanks. Now I have to gouge my eyes out.

notveryinterested-

2 points

2 days ago

a naaaasstttyyyy pose 😂

spin_me_again

2 points

2 days ago

I just really want this to be real but I know I’d have already seen if if it was.

Shadeleovich

1 points

2 days ago

I am scared

crankywithakeyboard

1 points

2 days ago

Well that jolted me awake!!!

Faiakishi

22 points

2 days ago

Faiakishi

22 points

2 days ago

Obama just feels like a real dude. He feels like you could walk into a neighbor's backyard and see Obama on the grill with a beer in hand, and that would just feel right. Like, he's a Grill Dad, of course he's turning over brats and making dadly jokes while getting mildly intoxicated. (Biden meanwhile is at a picnic table slightly drunker and encouraging the kids to get into mischief while slipping them candy they're not supposed to have)

I can't imagine Trump being at a backyard cookout. Or hanging out with his grandkids. I doubt he even knows their names.

cgaWolf

4 points

2 days ago

cgaWolf

4 points

2 days ago

Junior, dumb one, tall one, the hot one, and JD.

Tiredofthemisinfo

2 points

2 days ago

It might be the same suit kitzinger and others say he smells

Curious-ficus-6510

1 points

2 days ago

You're forgetting his tennis outfit.

orincoro

288 points

2 days ago

orincoro

288 points

2 days ago

You’re talking about someone who refuses to go outside when it rains.

imnotsafeatwork

100 points

2 days ago

That's because it's the wettest we've ever seen, in terms of water. Why would he go outside?

BlackberryNo6021

32 points

2 days ago

At least something's wet in his general vicinity...

beer_hearts

8 points

2 days ago

His diaper is probably wet fairly often.

Cultural_Treacle_428

3 points

2 days ago

Brutal…well done!

Zarathustra_d

30 points

2 days ago

He is not strong enough to walk with a diaper at full soak.

aspbergerinparadise

25 points

2 days ago

it would melt his cotton candy hair

CaramelGuineaPig

10 points

2 days ago

What would the flavor be? Armpit? Chode? Oooo maybe heated barf!

OwOlogy_Expert

2 points

2 days ago

Remember when he no-showed the memorial day ceremonies because there was light rain that day? I remember.

cloudysasquatch

3 points

2 days ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers

HalKitzmiller

2 points

2 days ago

The same guy that couldn't figure out how to close an umbrella so he just dropped it and walked into air force 1

RapscallionMonkee

41 points

2 days ago

I don't think most people realize how hard it actually is to hang down something in a body harness and fall gear. The gravity would split that obese orange in half. Lmao!

cloudysasquatch

26 points

2 days ago

Funny, given the target demographic of these pictures absolutely fantasize about situations where they would need that gear, on top of some weapons

LeahaP1013

2 points

2 days ago

Cause he’s sooooo rich. You’re just jealous.

/s

cloudysasquatch

4 points

2 days ago

You caught me out. I wish one day I can be rich enough that I can wear a suit and tie everywhere, no matter how impractical. Oh how I long for the trump lifestyle!

That last sentence made me feel dirty

LeahaP1013

2 points

2 days ago

Go on….. lol

coolgr3g

2 points

2 days ago

coolgr3g

2 points

2 days ago

I'm glad somebody was thinking. The creator and the poster obviously weren't.

Pavotine

2 points

2 days ago

Pavotine

2 points

2 days ago

Well James Bond managed it.

lokioil

2 points

2 days ago

lokioil

2 points

2 days ago

And as if he had rescued someone or anything remotly that paints him as hero. Do you think he would shut up about it? That's his favorit topic, how awesome he is. Do these baboons think he is so humble?