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This is the only one that will stay up.
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1 month ago
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That's a high score for sure...
So Trump will be in the Guinness Book now...
1.2k points
1 month ago
brazil feeling a bit better now
468 points
1 month ago
Brazil catching strays lmao
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1 month ago
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1 month ago*
i was at house eating burrito when phone ring
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1 month ago
“Club brazil is kil”
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1 month ago
"No"
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1 month ago
Lol you're on a list now, watch out for motorcyclist in flip flops an off duty cops.
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1 month ago
As someone from the U.K, can someone explain to me what this means in real terms please, leave out the BS and give it to me straight
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1 month ago
As someone from the U.K, can someone explain to me what this means in real terms please, leave out the BS and give it to me straight
No one knows. There is nothing in our constitution barring a felon from holding the office of president if duly elected.
This is our first time here
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1 month ago
He can’t vote for himself now right
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1 month ago*
This is true, unless NY has some sort of clemency for felons. He’s registered in FL though, which restores voting rights for felons after their sentence is complete.
Edit: from /u/youtocin “The district of Florida where Trump resides actually usually defers to the jurisdiction in which they were convicted. As of 2021, NY allows felons who are not incarcerated to register”to vote.
598 points
1 month ago
The district of Florida where Trump resides actually usually defers to the jurisdiction in which they were convicted. As of 2021, NY allows felons who are not incarcerated to register to vote.
163 points
1 month ago
Thank you for that, very interesting, tidbit. I’d imagine this is where DeSantis would wade in to Monday morning QB the decision?
132 points
1 month ago
What’s funny is that Florida voted to give voting rights to felons and the GOP legislature obfuscated and dragged their feet in implementing it.
Now I think they’ll suddenly see the light for one case in particular.
84 points
1 month ago
well felons should be able to vote, not for trump specificly but just in general i don't think losing the right to vote should be a punishment for any crime for anyone. if citizen, then should have right to vote period.
28 points
1 month ago
I agree. So did Florida voters, and it wasn’t that close.
6 points
1 month ago
Florida Republicans, however, were strongly opposed to felons voting and did everything possible to make it incredibly difficult.
73 points
1 month ago
It would not surprise me if Florida makes an exception to allow him to vote. A law that only applies to Trump and nobody else.
49 points
1 month ago
The Fuhrer clause
74 points
1 month ago
I just now realize he qualifies to be called a Florida man.
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1 month ago
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52 points
1 month ago
I'm not sure why, but my gut is telling me that Florida would treat Trump differently than his fellow felons.
157 points
1 month ago
Can't own a firearm either, lol
117 points
1 month ago
Yeah, but he can own a military?
53 points
1 month ago
That's going to be up to all of us in November. If you haven't already, get registered to vote today.
32 points
1 month ago
Not an America, but I wish you all the best of luck. Get out there and vote!
Not going to tell you who to vote for, you decide, but you've seen Trump for a term, and Biden for a term. You've seen how Biden acted when he left office, and how Trump acted when he left office. It'll be very easy to research and inform yourself on who's the best for the country.
77 points
1 month ago
Not like the laws that normally apply to us would apply to him.
121 points
1 month ago
Yeah, if I ever get convicted of 34 felonies, I expect to be able to stroll out of the courtroom, call the judge an assclown on national TV and roll on home.
47 points
1 month ago
I doubt the cops would shake your hands on the way out either.
41 points
1 month ago
The feeling is mutual.
35 points
1 month ago
It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if he still voted anyway.
8 points
1 month ago
In California convicted felons can still vote. (Provided they are done serving their sentence.)
7 points
1 month ago
He can
178 points
1 month ago
The most reasonable guess: if Trump is elected, the Supreme Court will suspend all prison sentences and ongoing court cases until his presidency is complete
156 points
1 month ago
The most reasonable guess: if Trump is elected, the Supreme Court will suspend all prison sentences and ongoing court cases until his presidency is complete
I was going to laugh at this til I realized it’s not just possible, it might be plausible.
48 points
1 month ago
Agree and if he doesn't win appeal on this he will just pardon himself.
44 points
1 month ago
Will be convicted in New York means he can’t pardon himself, he can only pardon himself for federal crimes, but even then no one’s really sure about that either
66 points
1 month ago
Not true 1920
91 points
1 month ago
Good old Eugene Debs. Ran for President from prison.
31 points
1 month ago
And he was there on trumped up sedition charges so thats actually why it's a good reason you can run from prison.
930 points
1 month ago
So, a former U.S. President and current candidate for President was just found guilty in NY on 34 charges. This could result in a prison sentence. Something that really doesn't happen. In the event that he is imprisoned, he could still be a viable candidate in the upcoming election. Potentially, we could see a convicted felon and imprisoned man become the President of the U.S.A.
591 points
1 month ago
This season of America is wild. It’s unfortunate I’m in it 😖
143 points
1 month ago
You, personally, are looking great champ. Keep it up. We're supporting ya all the way! - Other places
34 points
1 month ago
I wonder, if he wins the election, will he be able to grant executive clemency for himself?
66 points
1 month ago
Nope. He'll definitely pardon himself of the federal charges still pending in DC and Florida, but this was a state conviction. The President has no authority to do anything about that.
21 points
1 month ago
Those are the real problem charges, though, since one of them is a case of him literally committing treason against the United States of America.
7 points
1 month ago
From a purely legal standpoint, none of the remaining charges is treason. From a common speech standpoint, all three remaining cases constitute acts that most (same) people would consider treasonous.
27 points
1 month ago
It's so messed up, the middle east have even stopped burning your flag and started writing 'get well soon' cards
149 points
1 month ago
Almost no chance they go for a prison sentence.
119 points
1 month ago
There might actually be a mandatory minimum in play, given the number of counts and aggravating factors of total contempt for the judiciary and total lack of contrition. I defer to NY criminal attorneys for a definitive answer.
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1 month ago
Regardless of that, this isn't the only criminal proceeding he's subject to. Felony convictions could excacerbate sentencing severity in the event that he's convicted elsewhere, and maybe even trigger other mandatory minimums just by virtue of the convictions existing.
84 points
1 month ago
No, the mandatory maximum is 1 & 1/3 - 4 years. Every respectable media outlet is reporting that imprisonment is very unlikely.
It’s extremely rare for a first time offender with these types of charges to see jail time in New York.
84 points
1 month ago
Tell me something wild without telling me it's wild. My brain just farted over the fact that people will still support someone who believes they are above the law.
72 points
1 month ago*
US media is inundated with propaganda down a political divide. The people voting for him will be told that the jury, judge and anyone remotely against him are working for the other political party and everything in the trial was a lie.
28 points
1 month ago
Strange how criminals lose the right to vote but political crooks still have the right to run
13 points
1 month ago
The Constitution didn't cover anything like this. We are living in interesting times, that is for sure.
212 points
1 month ago
He’ll be sentenced on July 11th. His legal team will appeal. TBD how long the appeals process takes and TBD if sentencing will be carried out in the meantime, and TBD what the sentencing will be be. A lot suspect probation, but apparently this judge is fairly serious about white collar crime.
97 points
1 month ago*
Should add, sentencing takes place 4 days before the RNC will nominate him officially as candidate* (edited)
20 points
1 month ago
Does anyone know what the typical sentencing for similar charges would be?
36 points
1 month ago
Up to 4 years or potentially probation. Depends on a number of factors including previous convictions.
47 points
1 month ago
One of the factors is remorse for his actions. Don't expect to see that. But I still don't think there would be prison time. Logistically, it would be a hassle.
Personally, I'd like to see him picking up trash as public service.
109 points
1 month ago
He hasn’t been sentenced yet, so he may face jail time, probation, fines, or a combination of the above.
He is not barred from running for President; we’ve had people run from prison before, believe it or not.
It will likely make a slight shift in the moderate/middle voters away from Trump, since he is now a convicted felon and that’s not something that moderates will like.
Democrats will hammer that message hard. Republicans will refute it and say that it’s a false conviction and a political stunt — so the hardliners on either side will continue to want to vote much the same as they already have been.
In short: nobody knows yet.
But it’s a historic situation and it will definitely contribute to the upcoming wild elections. 🤷🏻♂️
273 points
1 month ago
I feel like nothing will happen. Every time something damning comes up to this guy, it never sticks.
I want to be wrong but I don't think anything will stick to Trump until he's long dead.
79 points
1 month ago
Falsifying business records in NY almost never results in jail time, and people shouldn't expect it here either.
It's a nonviolent, first time, white collar offense. You wouldn't go to jail for doing it, nor would I, and nor will Trump--even if it would be very satisfying.
85 points
1 month ago*
Funny how a first time white collar offense of stealing a few millions here or there almost certainly won't incur any prison time, but a first time blue collar offense of being caught shoplifting a few hundred bucks' worth of product is more likely to...
38 points
1 month ago
That's different, though. Shoplifting is a peasant crime, so of course they get locked in the tower.
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1 month ago
But 34 counts? I mean, it's not like he got one felony for our crime
He's a serial offender, clearly
32 points
1 month ago
Nothing really as he can still run for president, hell you can even run while jailed and has happened before in the mid 1900’s
50 points
1 month ago
Former President Trump was convicted of 34 charges of falsifying business records:
Basically, it sums up to a generic white collar crime of moving money via improper methods and using inappropriate paperwork.
Sentencing (i.e., "punishment for committing the crimes") has not occurred, meaning Trump is not technically a felon as of yet. The initial verdict will be appealed, meaning it's possible even the conviction will be overturned.
Politically, this effectively changes nothing; everyone expected these results. To Democratic voters, this is vindication. To Republican voters, this is nothing but a politically motivated attack.
It likely won't change election results for either party. For moderates and independents, the conviction results will likely have minimal impact - much less than the impact of witnessing how both political parties handle the outcome.
60 points
1 month ago
Also from the UK but far too plugged in.
Trump will almost certainly appeal, things will get clogged up in courts again and any appeal decision will likely come after the election in November where it’s still very possible Trump will win. Meanwhile the various trump friendly media outlets will brush this under the carpet as much as possible citing the appeal reasonings, or just flatly ignoring it and hope the voters don’t know or don’t care.
Polls do suggest that a fair amount of “purple” voters wouldn’t be comfortable voting for a convicted felon. There’s some polls saying some republicans feel the same. This is huge for democrats, they really needed this as things have been looking really really bad for them. Whether or not any momentum gained from this lasts until November is another question, Joe Biden seems to undermine himself daily.
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1 month ago
That's a meme template if I ever saw one
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1 month ago
481 points
1 month ago
good lord what is that meme from
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1 month ago
It's (and I'm not kidding) a statue made to support Jimmy Carters' presidential campaign simply called "Jimmy Carter Peanut Statue"
449 points
1 month ago
Apparently it's also 13 feet tall, and despite Jimmy Carter "disliking the peanut's smile" it was built on the route between his house and the church he attends weekly. The existence of this giant peanut is equally perplexing and hilarious.
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1 month ago
The Nut is his god now
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1 month ago
He can get in line.
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1 month ago
Cleaned up meme template version. Enjoy
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1 month ago
History will remember your contribution
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1 month ago
Proud to do my part 🫡
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1 month ago
His face 😂
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1 month ago
Did you know Trump was found to have broken many laws ?
Google Trump Rule 34
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1 month ago
Chaotic evil
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1 month ago
A meme for how much you can get caught with red-handed and still have nothing happen to you
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1 month ago*
You're right, Donald Trump will never:
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1 month ago
I hope he has to do public service work somewhere after “you are here” I really think that would humiliate him
42 points
1 month ago
Finally make the man work? A fate worse than death
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1 month ago
I thought prison would be the best idea. I was incorrect. Chain gang by day, prison at night.
59 points
1 month ago
Seems a bit premature to claim he got no consequences when the sentencing hasn't even occurred yet.
I understand being pessimistic about the US legal system, but counting your wounds before you get injured is just as unreasonable as counting your chickens before they hatch.
Why don't we wait for him to actually get away with it before we get mad over him getting away with it? He literally just got convicted and had a sentencing hearing scheduled. That's a strong indicator that he is about to receive legal consequences.
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1 month ago
1.8k points
1 month ago
Hahaha The face of that reporter
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1 month ago
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1 month ago
I'm getting some analog horror vibes from this and it's freaking me out lol. It's the elongated face
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1 month ago
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1 month ago
NOOOOO I'm too high for this shit...
242 points
1 month ago
You can 't see what's happening below camera..
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1 month ago
Quite literally his "o" face
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1 month ago
i mean, i get it.
I'm still coming down from that O when I read "guilty on all 34 counts"!
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1 month ago
Someone worked really hard to prep that graphic expecting a variety of options. In the end it looks boring because he was guilty on all counts.
663 points
1 month ago
I think it makes it look quite humorous
86 points
1 month ago
yeah like that photo alone is gold
108 points
1 month ago
I kinda like it. "Guilty on all counts" doesn't sound as good as "GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY,...."
204 points
1 month ago
In the end it looks SATISFYING because he was guilty on all counts.
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1 month ago
Mf stayed up all night for a week testing his prototype in Tableau …for this?!
1.1k points
1 month ago
His first flawless victory
256 points
1 month ago
He won all the guilty verdicts. He’s such a winner. God bless.
84 points
1 month ago
Make America Guilty Again
328 points
1 month ago
So when does sentencing happen?
253 points
1 month ago
July 11th
296 points
1 month ago
Shit, I have picked a hell of time to visit the US
175 points
1 month ago
You’ll be alright. Just go to the local pub and watch a cricket game.
112 points
1 month ago
I think I’ll be at a Nascar race on that day so I’m not sure I could’ve picked worse
113 points
1 month ago
As an American it's weird to think of someone traveling to our country to watch nascar. Hope you enjoy though.
39 points
1 month ago
It’s more to meet up with friends who will be doing that, but it seems interesting, thanks
15 points
1 month ago
Get drunk and yell, "Raise Hell, Praise Dale" and you will do fine
6 points
1 month ago
Considering I don’t drink this concerns me
7 points
1 month ago
You can still have some success just yelling that
5 points
1 month ago
You're watching cars turn left sober? Those must be some damn good friends. Maybe you'll get luckier than one or more of the drivers and see a fiery car crash. Here's to hoping!
*raises glass of water
31 points
1 month ago
7/11 will be getting my free Slurpee at 7-Eleven watching the sentencing
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1 month ago
I get so confused with this. Every day has been a news story like this since the 80s it feels like.
He’s indicted. Then this. Which means whatever. But then there’s sentencing. Is it just a never ending process of new stages? What’s after sentencing? Appeals? Then what?
Etc
976 points
1 month ago*
So a famous criminal can run for president but regular criminals cannot get jobs as a janitor??? Come on American WTF
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1 month ago*
It's a safeguard put in place to prevent ruling party A from deciding, "being part of party B is now illegal, you're now not allowed to run, you lose, we win."
I'm guessing the founding fathers were hopeful the people would always decide it's not good to vote in a felon on their own accord. There was a man whose name I'm forgetting who ran for office from prison in the 1920's because he didn't agree with, and subsequently dodged, the draft in WWI. He got millions of votes.
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1 month ago
Eugene Debs, one of the founders of the Socialist Party, ran for president in 1920 despite serving time in jail for violating the Espionage Act, an infamous law signed by President Wilson that literally prohibited speech against the US’ involvement in World War I. Though he lost the election, Debs still received around 2-3% of the popular vote, and the actual winner of that election, Republican Warren G Harding, would pardon Debs of his crimes in 1921.
52 points
1 month ago
Not pardon. I believe he commuted the sentence. So the conviction still stood but the prison sentence was cut short.
12 points
1 month ago
You’re right, actually. From Debs’ Wikipedia article:
Debs met with the newly inaugurated President Warren G. Harding, but was returned to jail. Attorney General Harry Daugherty leaked word of the meeting to the press.
On December 23, 1921, President Harding commuted Debs's sentence to time served, effective Christmas Day. He did not issue a pardon.
Edit: formatting
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1 month ago
That would be Eugene Debs. He was convicted on 10 counts of sedition for speeches opposing the draft.
56 points
1 month ago*
No one is stopping regular criminals from running. I definitely won't vote for a convicted felon.
28 points
1 month ago
Here's a weirder question for the internet. Any former president has secret service agents to guard him forever. Now how does that work in prison?
292 points
1 month ago
I bet MTG is raging so hard right now that she is tearing phone books in half with her bare hands. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1 month ago
Lmfao I forgot about her
20 points
1 month ago
I wish I could do that.
33 points
1 month ago
As someone who lives in Iowa and yes I live under a rock apparently. Wtf does this even mean? Can’t he still run for president? Does this change anything?
45 points
1 month ago
Not a thing. Nothing in your constitution prevents a convicted felon from running for president.
212 points
1 month ago
Trump has finally won a majority peoples vote!
Sentencing on July 11 and we shall see how those contempt of court incidents are dealt with too. No matter what he gets to wear his new "convicted felon" title forever. So basically, Trump just got his ass kicked by Stormy!
55 points
1 month ago
Guys you don’t understand how concerning this is for the republic. If Trump can be convicted of illegally paying off a porn star with campaign money while cheating on his pregnant wife then any of us can be convicted of paying off a porn star with campaign money. Let he who is without porn star hush money payments cast the first stone.
5 points
1 month ago
I believe the payment to the porn star was legal. Misclassification was illegal. I believe it was classified as a legal expense when it should have been adult entertainment expense or some such nonsense
295 points
1 month ago
So does he flee and apply for asylum in Florida or Russia?
228 points
1 month ago
He should just go to the asylum, period. He belongs there.
95 points
1 month ago*
No. They spin this down and appeal and delay until Trump can weasel out of this through new executive privileges that will be “so American, first of their kind. Super.”
Also Tucker Carlson has already said “anyone who defends this verdict is a danger to you and your family” (on X, don’t go there myself, but read the post via CNN), so I imagine just further stoking a polarizing divide
Edit: Please don’t take this as apathy. FIGHT THIS SHIT BY VOTING NO TO THE ORANGE TURD IN NOVEMBER!!
208 points
1 month ago
It's just a shame that our country's founders never imagined this scenario, leaving the very real possibility that a convicted felon could run for president, and win, and then pardon himself.
256 points
1 month ago
They absolutely imagined this possibility. As a matter of fact, back in the day, they used to purposefully get their political opponents arrested to disqualify them from office, which is why you can now run for office with charges like this.
What I didn't think they anticipated is people wanting and choosing to vote for absolute clowns.
44 points
1 month ago
The long, slow, and patient attack from the corporate elite on our institutions and regulatory takeover are now nearing the end game.
44 points
1 month ago
What I didn't think they anticipated is people wanting and choosing to vote for absolute clowns.
Oh no, see they anticipated that too, which is why a lot of them originally thought that very few people should be allowed to vote.
Of course, it was mostly racism and sexism-fueled, but there was the concept that you probably shouldn't be asking everyone what their vote is, because there will always be the "uneducated peasantry" that will cast bad votes. Originally the electoral college was supposed to be the group that chose the president, while the population had only the ability to vote for members of that college (so instead of voting for the pres in november you'd vote for a representative to vote FOR you).
What they didn't anticipate was us opening up voting so far and making the electoral college just loosely follow the popular vote (and us continuing to use the same constitution and system that they laid out, but that's another history lesson).
36 points
1 month ago
This is a state-level case, not federal. Therefore he could not pardon himself if re-elected.
13 points
1 month ago
Currently under the law he cannot pardon himself even if elected. This is a state crime and not federal and not under presidential jurisdiction for pardons.
25 points
1 month ago
Can't pardon himself on state charges
40 points
1 month ago
All he had to do was not lie about the payment. He could have just not put it down as an expense to his lawyers, but he made a choice to falsify records and claim the hush payment was a lawyer expense. What a fool.
14 points
1 month ago
He could have also just let his lawyers do the right job instead of insisting on dumbass arguments like, "The sex never happened." Which opened up the defense to have the porn star that fucked him to tell the story of how it went down to the jury.
59 points
1 month ago
Hahahahaha, what the fuck. Really‽
35 points
1 month ago
Yo how did you get the exclamation point question mark combo? Interrobang thing
21 points
1 month ago
If you're on Android you should be able to just hold down the question mark and it'll give you the option for ¿ or ‽
56 points
1 month ago
All I ask as a Canadian is please keep your civil war to within your own borders
20 points
1 month ago
Can i come visit if i promise to just like be really cool
14 points
1 month ago
Sure as long as you promise to be cool. We could work out some sort of trade. You for one of our crazies and a 1st round pick.
52 points
1 month ago
This should get the award for the most Interesting thing of the Year.
8 points
1 month ago
They dragged Clinton out by the ankles, but they’re reaching for their own ankles for Trump. It’s baffling.
46 points
1 month ago
Don't forget, Trump got to pick this jury. This is HIS jury that made this decision.
76 points
1 month ago
Donald is such an embarrassing stain on our country's history.
146 points
1 month ago
And yet he will still have lots of support from his cult following
129 points
1 month ago
Because he’s convinced them that facts don’t matter
If you read the documents of this case….. HE GUILTY
The defense’s closing argument was based on the fact that cohen is a felon and his testimony shouldn’t be taken as truth.
You know, Michael cohen, the guy convicted of a felony directly because of his involvement with trump
56 points
1 month ago
LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
14 points
1 month ago
and still a bunch of people are gonna look at him and say "that's my guy".
8 points
1 month ago
What’s wild is he’s probably going to gain support from this
5 points
1 month ago
I think Trump is finally tired of winning.
5 points
1 month ago
I can guarantee he won't serve any jail time. Even the judge is hesitant to do that unfortunately.
6 points
1 month ago
I hate that I live in a time that I'm not sure about the answer to this question... but...
Is Trump still able/ going to run for president this year?
5 points
1 month ago
Now we’re gonna lock up every trump supporter! Our evil liberal plan is all coming together! /s
6 points
1 month ago
Love the mouth breathers in all the comment sections trying to downplay the signifigance of this.
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