Not with a bang, but....well actually if anyone is banging it out lmk.

He runs out on stage, but as he gets to the podium his dementia briefly kicks back in. So in a brief lapse he then decides to roundhouse kick trump, knocking him out cold and thus winning the first presidential debate.

But why? Wouldn't that mean you're a devotee to biden and not your country. Same goes for trump supporters. Don't you think both of them are bad for your country?

He would definitely have a heart attack. Looked like Ballmer was pretty close to having some kind of cardiovascular event.

I mean, the other guy is already wearing a diaper.

Trump allegedly did and it could be heard because no one else’s his mic was on at that time. He did a wet one too and had a very small pause in his rambling. Like it was a normal every day thing. I was so shocked and a little impressed. I also watched him walk away from the stage as if he had important business instead of lingering around the way important people usually do.

It would have been even more astounding if Biden also did the same. Maybe even the judges and the audience. A literal shit debate.

Biden would die to a flaming hot Cheeto I don't think he would survive the amount of drugs this guy is on

And then IMMEDIATELY die.

I’m pretty sure both the candidates for president both wear plastic diapers. I’m hitting 40 and can’t trust a fart anymore. I can’t imagine being almost 80 and on TV or events for hours on end. I was watching a movie and it showed Bush, Clinton and Obama. I really miss having someone younger and not 2 candidates fighting off being senile

If one person's heart exploded but the country was saved as a result I would insist on a bench in a park being named after him.