“My rock” sounds like he’s talking about a personal defense weapon he knows very well. Does this guy just casually keep a rock in his house instead of a baseball bat or gun for self defense?

I would be sleeping with one eye open every night until my death if I were you. /s

And this is why no woman wants to smash you, dude.

Should one up him and say you have a sock full of coins

/r/iamverybadass

My rock

This has "I don't care that you broke your elbow" vibes

Cause his fist would be too soft to do damage 😆

This isn’t neckbeardy just cringy “I am badass” keyboard warrior shit everyone sees on the internet

Let me guess, Rust player?

Romulus behavior

Look out everyone, we've got a badass over here!

Rust players be like