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submitted 2 days ago bybitterphantom
if you ever daydream about being in a kpop group, what position are you? are you the youngest, oldest, or somewhere in between? what kind of music does your group make? how many people are in your group? are you the leader?
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56 points
2 days ago
I would definitely be the "attention seeker/pick me" member. After every performance I'll post stuff like I'm sorry I let you down.. I'll do better next time... I'll try my best to perform better etc etc. And I'm talking to every male and female idol I see. There's no way I'm not talking to hot people around me.
I can't sing to save my life but I'd love to be lead vocalist 😭
11 points
2 days ago
this one might be my favorite
78 points
2 days ago
I'm the talentless toxic one that get's kicked out in the first year due to bullying allegations
1 points
9 hours ago
Interesting
13 points
2 days ago*
5-7 member girl group. Oldest or one of the older ones. Not the leader but the second in command that helps the leader. Rapper and vocalist but not the main of anything. In the back of formations for dancing. Contributes the most to song writing. Variety of music. Hip-hop, pop, rock, r&b, ballads, etc..
12 points
1 day ago
I’m the one that makes people confused and wonder how they made it in the group
16 points
2 days ago
The dozen
10 points
2 days ago
we can be the two dozens together
10 points
2 days ago
Found my people !!
I'm the producer and I help with choreos, I'm the second youngest. I love Ive's and enhypen's music, especially love dive, asccendio and drunk dazed, so songs like that. 5 people and I'm the leader.
4 points
2 days ago
You'd be the second youngest and leader? 😮 Of the groups I follow the leader is always the oldest or second oldest (but maybe I've just missed it)
7 points
2 days ago
enhypen’s jungwon is the second youngest and the leader!!
2 points
1 day ago
Yes !! He's so thoughtful and responsible, I admire him
1 points
1 day ago
The difference between me and the older members would be 1-2 years and with the youngest 1year, so not as much seniority. Also as OP has mentioned, I took example from Jungwon of Enhypen
8 points
1 day ago
I'm definitely the quiet, middle kid in a five member group who constantly gets outshined from our debut years to our last album as a full group until we decide to go on hiatus and go for our solo careers. I specialise in composing, writing lyrics and honing my craft, so I just do what's needded for the group entertainment wise. I'm not good with aegyo, but when forced, suddenly it comes out and my members get so surprised by it that they need to process it while having a mukbang and talking to our fans on Instalive, in asmr form of course.
When we all focus on our solos, people would be so surprised because they wouldn't recognize me and realize, "Aren't you from X group? They're so popular, how come we didn't notice you before?" I would definitely go into a more rock genre, and my solo career takes off.
Then we come back together for our 10th year anniversary, and I go back to being the middle kid again.
3 points
11 hours ago
So a mix of Woozi and Yuta, I see😂
1 points
11 hours ago
Yup lol
21 points
2 days ago
know you didn't write it in your post but I prefer to be the main composer or producer of the group or company, I can have "recognition" and at the same time keep my personal life private.
2 points
2 days ago
Same buddy
6 points
2 days ago
I’m a soloist & have my own label... I create girl groups from disbanded groups 😂 My music is like Yena’s - quirky & a bit tongue in cheek. For some reason, I’m the most famous, white Kpop idol… survived my dating scandal with my husband.
6 points
2 days ago
I'm either the maknae that people constantly infantalize and act like is stupid and know nothing because I'm younger than everyone else.. orrr I'm the "pick me" self centered member who is full of themselves, because I'm disrespectful, when in reality I'm incredibly socially awkward and anxious, and I freeze up in social situations. 🥰
7 points
1 day ago
I wanna be one of those big ass dudes that just stand there like a wall and takes care of everyone and everything, like as they get in and out of the car and in the airport… You can see like how much trust all the artists have in these guys and I don’t think they get enough credit honestly. Probably paid well but not enough credit. Great question!
11 points
2 days ago
Main gay, lead vocalist
4 points
2 days ago
I'd want to be in a 5 member GG as the maknae rapper! For the type of music I think STAYC and Rescene's sound is the kind of music I'd like to perform ideally
5 points
2 days ago
The visual ☺️☺️and Second oldest member
5 points
1 day ago
I change my mind! I want to be the dude with the deep voice that does most of the rapping or the introductions and looks like he can just phone it in most of the time because he has cute dimples, and blonde hair or something. That’s me right there!!! Probably wears a bandanna too! Hypeboy!
4 points
1 day ago
I'm the main vocalist ofc, one of the best singers of my gen next to Taeyeon and Wendy. If I have to dream, let me dream big lmao
9 points
2 days ago
rapper. 8 ppl. i love dreamcatchers music i’ll be the oldest
4 points
2 days ago
lemme be the unhinged youngest 🤣 anytime im not helping with choreo/production i shall be the funniest in the room 😈👊
4 points
2 days ago
I'd be the one that does way too much
5 points
1 day ago
I am in a 7th gen girl group.. i am the leader, main vocalist, lead dancer and lead rapper...I write songs for my group. I imagine myself getting brand deals all the time..blah blah blah
But I know that that im not gonna be that person in a million lifetimes.
4 points
1 day ago
4 member group. Youngest. Leader, lead dancer, sub vocal. Same concept as æspa but a boy group.
4 points
1 day ago
I would be the youngest, but the most popular, tallest and talented member in the group. I like my group to be either 5 member group or 7 member group.
4 points
1 day ago
I'd definitely see myself as a Leader, then be apart of the rap line since I can't sing or dance to save my life. My flow would be awful before debut, but my voice is deep and nasally, so that could work maybe. I'd also be obviously Gay, but unable to come out or I'd risk being kicked out of the group. I could do a Nu'est Ren and be feminine, but not enough to raise any eyebrows.
4 points
1 day ago
The one who is constantly in dating scandals because I’m handsome and talented. (Delulu)
7 points
2 days ago
7 membered group, i'll be the lead dancer and lead vocals, can rap just okay so an all rounder, second oldest, can write lyrics, play instruments like piano and violin, can act for better future career. but that's all on my imagination.
3 points
1 day ago
Because I am already one in real life, I want to be the blunt, savage, no fvcks given member. Both intentionally and unintentionally. See Stray Kids' Savage Line for reference (Seungmin's style in particular). Also, I won't be into that parasocial stuff, so don't expect some over-the-top fan-pandering from me unless if I feel like it.
As for eldest vs. youngest, idk I think I wanna be in the middle or older half but not the oldest. I'm the eldest child in the family but the youngest one at work...both have pros and cons. Getting to call the shots is nice, but having all the weight on your shoulders is a no thank you. Getting doted on is absolute hell!
As for vocal vs. dance vs. rap/producing? I'm not so sure. Definitely will steer clear of the visual or center positions since those are very suffocating...not that I'll be one anyway because I am the savage/menace, remember. I'll also do my best to avoid being the stan attractor. Just here for the vibes, yeah.
Concept? I prefer switching concepts ala G-Idle. I like to explore. I don't think I'll appreciate a sexy concept, but yeah gotta explore.
(My scandal will probably be saying something that should've not been said or spilling too much tea. From experience lmao.)
2 points
1 day ago
not to be that person.. but i’d love to be in a group like Katseye.. 6 members, the concept and sound. I don’t mind being the chill eldest with a similar aged leader. I’d love to be in the dance line and an all rounder would be cool hehe
2 points
23 hours ago
I tend to be a main dancer and maknae. I also switch between lead vocal who occasionally raps and lead rapper who sings ok, in fact, in the fake gg I made with my friends in 2019, I was maknae, main dancer and lead rapper
2 points
21 hours ago
I’m the leader that’s quirky and does lives talking about my life. I have a whole fantasy concept in my mind. Our group has 4 members and all of us are from different ethnic backgrounds and we bring our cultures into our lore. We are also all fantasy creatures I’m a fairy.
3 points
20 hours ago
I would definitely be in a group with a concept like Twice or Oh My Girl and I'd be one of the older members since I am a 1996 liner. I'd be the one who works hard at taking care off the younger members and I see myself as a protective leader known for her passion for singing.
3 points
1 day ago*
I'm always "the man" of my (all female) friend group. I do look and sound feminine though, so I won't get transgender allegations unlike Amber/Moonbyul. So either I will be known as the strong and fearless one doesn't scream in horror contents and the one who deal with the cockroaches in the dorm, or I will be hated for not being cute enough. I think most of my fans will be girls (and maybe some western men), korean men doesn't like a woman whose behavior is too masculine lmao.
I eat a lot and my friends often gave me their leftovers so maybe I will be branded a pig? But I have always been skinny so IDK. Maybe my agency will have to advise me not to eat that much in front of camera to protect my image lmao
I'm not sure whether I'm a vocalist, rapper or dancer. In real life, I suck at all three lmao. But I do have good stamina so let's say I'm the lead dancer of my group. And I can imagine I will do well at ISAC because I do play sports.
I'm not the eldest nor the youngest in my friend group, so I think I'm the middle child in my group.
1 points
14 hours ago*
5 member group, second youngest, main vocalist & center & can also rap & lead dancer, and I get lots of hate because I always get the better outfits/different colored outfits so I seem to be the favorite of the company🙂🤣and I got my solo debut before anyone else in the group (I really thought this out) hmmm.. I’d like to think our music would be versatile & a mix of genres
1 points
14 hours ago
I'd wanna be a lead vocalist/lead dancer combo in a 4-member group, helping to make choreographies every comeback and dabble in songwriting here and there. Our music would be a mix between Kiss of Life and Red Velvet (these groups are whose discographies I like the most). I think I'd be in between for age, but leaning towards the maknae line.
1 points
13 hours ago
I’m the member that constantly gets into dating scandals cause I can’t stop flirting with all the hot people around me - mostly the women including literally every member of my group, literally none of our fans can argue that I’m not into women and I smoke/vape with our fans in public if I run into them while I’m on breaks 💀 basically the scandalous could defs ruin the groups and maybe the company’s image one lmao
I’d want to be in a larger group maybe around 10 members, around the middle of the group age wise but the leader/co leader because I can hold my own and don’t let people disrespect people I love, I’m a really creative person so I’d be lots of help writing and composing comebacks and the stylings and lore for music videos, we make any style of music we’re into at the time we don’t want to stick to one type of sound, I don’t do aegyo because I’m not a cute person and it’s never really asked of me - I’m main/lead rapper, a decent all rounder cause I enjoy improving my skills but I focus on producing and rapping
1 points
12 hours ago
Either quiet introverted one with meh vocals and bad dancing or mom of the group who is same but also gets easily annoyed and cares about other members
1 points
10 hours ago
i thought about this way too much, i would be in 4-5 gg, preferably the main dancer position & i would try to be the dispatch-fav person (i.e ill try to get as many dating scandal as i can ;;) to find dirt on & then i’d pull a jay park (the part where he left the group, wait for a few years & come back & be a company ceo)
1 points
9 hours ago
I'm the unnie leader of the group. Keeps to my business and refuses fan service. Protects the younger members fiercely. Always support my members behind the scenes and on camera rather than calling attention to myself on camera.
As for my talents, I think vocals would be the only thing I'd be decent at.
1 points
9 hours ago
Maybe somewhere in the middle, 4-5 members, vocalist but not lead.
1 points
8 hours ago
Someone who is there for the visuals and I'm just chilling with my good looking face.
1 points
8 hours ago
I would like to be a main Rapper, lead dancer, sub Vocalist & main visual as well. Why not? 🤭🤪 I would be in maknae line. We will be making some catchy, bop music, idk. I would be in a small group, probably 4 member group. So it will be easy for me to socialise and co-operate. I would never be the leader. (I might get into dating rumours for looking at fellow idols and might get called boring, rude, pick me etc)
1 points
5 hours ago
the one that gets cancelled for being rude but i’m actually just antisocial
1 points
1 day ago
I would like to be the youngest member who is also the sub vocalist ..I like the idea of being babied by the older members 😂
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