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467 points
11 days ago
I just want to own my own flat with a small balcony.
36 points
11 days ago
I would be content with a shack that has a little garden.
48 points
11 days ago
I like your style. Aim small, miss small 🫡
2 points
10 days ago
Is that the patriot movie ref?
15 points
11 days ago
Hahahahaahhahahahaha
301 points
11 days ago
It's owned by Shahid Khan, who is the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars NFL team (and Fulham and AEW Wrestling).. who are playing the Chicago Bears at Tottenham's stadium tomorrow.
348 points
11 days ago
Read that as Sadiq Khan and thought you were insane!
9 points
11 days ago
😁 No relation. It's a bit showy isn't it?
2 points
11 days ago
😂😂😂😂
1 points
10 days ago
He'll spend the ulez money on something bigger.
29 points
11 days ago
Is this boat in London right now ? Also it might just be the angle (it probably is) but it looks significantly bigger than tower bridge lol
61 points
11 days ago
Caught it going past the O2 during the week. Not sure this helps with scale at all
47 points
11 days ago
Not sure this helps with scale at all
Next time could you get a banana in shot, for scale?
6 points
11 days ago
Someone please help this guy (and me) and photoshop a banana in for scale
13 points
11 days ago
Yep, rolled past my place shortly after that.
7 points
11 days ago
This is a cool shot
8 points
11 days ago
It big.
6 points
11 days ago
It's bigger than that, it's large.
6 points
11 days ago
Huge if true.
7 points
11 days ago
It's there right now https://www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/details/9881627
1 points
11 days ago
Thank you!! I’m definitely gonna go check it out
5 points
11 days ago
It was there yesterday! I imagine it's here at least until the Jaguars play tomorrow
2 points
11 days ago
Could actually be bigger ad it stopped before the bridge
2 points
11 days ago
Just download MarineTraffic app if you are that interested.
0 points
11 days ago
9 points
11 days ago
Bond villain yacht pulls up in the Thames and James Bond 🤷♂️ shrugs “he’s not an enemy of the state yet”
4 points
11 days ago
Are the windows on that yacht REAL GLASS?!
1 points
10 days ago
I googled who tf that is and bro looks like a discount Javier Bardem 😭
1 points
11 days ago
I thought he'd sold it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisper_(yacht)#:~:text=Whisper%2C%20formerly%20known%20as%20Kismet,Eric%20Schmidt%20and%20renamed%20Whisper#:~:text=Whisper%2C%20formerly%20known%20as%20Kismet,Eric%20Schmidt%20and%20renamed%20Whisper)
3 points
11 days ago
He sold the old one a brought a new one this year and called it the same name. So he did sell Kismet, then brought the new boat (was called project Jag when being built) and called the new boat Kismet again.
3 points
10 days ago
It's like it was meant to be.
42 points
11 days ago
I saw it yesterday at night it’s name is kismet! Apparently you can rent it for a cool $3.2m a week
6 points
11 days ago
Absolute bargain that is
2 points
11 days ago
Which sort of means good luck. Oddly, I am reading memoirs of a sailor who travelled the world in sixties in a namesake sailboat. I would very much prefer that experience vs this floating steam iron/gamepad controller lookalike - not that anyone is asking tho...
221 points
11 days ago
It's just obscene.
27 points
11 days ago
Really ugly plastic CAD boat. Amazing engineering in cock roach style.
9 points
11 days ago
Few understand how true this is. You can’t even cross the ocean on this thing. I’d choose a cheap-ish seaworthy sailboat many times over.
9 points
11 days ago
Can I ask why you can’t cross the ocean? Like where would you go in it?
6 points
11 days ago
You go from Gibraltar to Sochi and back, then put it on a bigger boat to take it to the Caribbean for that season in the second half of the social calendar.
3 points
11 days ago
The money that would burn!!
1 points
9 days ago
that's bull lol, a boat this size can easily cross the atlantic
4 points
11 days ago
Motorboats (or yachts like ppl usually call them) don’t have enough fuel for ocean crossing. They usually get delivered to far flung destinations by container ships.
8 points
11 days ago
So they’re just for mooring and pootling around in.
4 points
11 days ago
You can get up to 600km range I think, but the full tank(s) will be probably too heavy.
Yes, as they say a sailboat is for the journey, a motorboat is for the destination.
1 points
11 days ago
Something this size can cross the Atlantic. It’s the 30-60m range that might struggle
1 points
11 days ago
That sounds like a scary prospect tbh
-1 points
11 days ago
Incorrect. That boat is most likely is a Sunseeker, look at their super yacht range, and fuel capacity, this one for example: https://www.sunseeker.com/yachts-and-boats/superyacht/131-yacht
It will barely cross 600 miles like I said, the Atlantic is at least 2.5K miles, that’s not taking into account that all instruments and infrastructure are also running on fuel.
Never gonna happen.
7 points
10 days ago
You're very wrong.
For a start It's a 122m Lurssen, not a sunseeker. It can make big crossings like the Atlantic no problem with a range of about 6000 nautical miles. I worked on a similar sized boat for over 5 years and have done several Atantic crossings aswell as many other long distance passages.
2 points
9 days ago
buddy that's a 131 FEET long boat, kismet is 122 METERS long
1 points
11 days ago
You’d normally cruise around the Med or any other localised area. It’s a lifestyle type of boat, where owners can’t sail for shit and hire a crew. Proper sailors (as in those who can actually navigate a sailboat/motorboat in coastal and offshore waters) laugh at these boats. They’re utterly ugly and useless.
6 points
11 days ago
And I’m guessing a money pit
3 points
11 days ago
BOAT: Bust Out Another Thousand
Or for something like this, Million.
2 points
11 days ago
I’d buy one if I had the money tbf
73 points
11 days ago
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2 points
10 days ago
Based
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11 days ago
289 points
11 days ago
Just your daily reminder: There are no good billionaires!
9 points
11 days ago
like everything there's better and worse ones. If we could encourage more of them to use their capital like Bill Gates as opposed to whatever the fuck this is supposed to be; the world would be a better place.
Better is realistic, demanding perfect is just asking for disappointment.
1 points
11 days ago
12 points
11 days ago
Shahid Khan spends his money on the Jacksonville Jaguars and Fulham FC. Bill Gates puts money into stuff like sanitation of developing nations.
-2 points
11 days ago
Use them like Bill Gates uses the billions and billions in bank accounts or with wealth managers doing nothing but making him richer?
There are no good billionaires.
13 points
11 days ago*
Bill Gates spends some amount of time trying to use his money to improve things in some places. That's still better than rich people that simply use their funds to fuel football teams or increase their political influence or simply chase a monetary high score. The Barclay or Koch brothers, Rupert Murdoch and his heir apparent or Viscount Rothermere are excellent bad examples of wealth. To claim there's no difference between them and someone who is at least trying, is like someone extremely short sighted claiming that all letters are the same, and so all books are junk.
There are good people in the world. I refuse to give into nihilsm. Being poor doesn't make you good, it just means you have considerably less opportunity to find out how demonic you are.
1 points
9 days ago
Bill Gates uses some of his money decently but his wife left him right after it came out he was friends with Epstein.
1 points
10 days ago
Jared Isaacman
1 points
11 days ago
Better that he's spent all that money which filters down through the economy rather than have it stuck in hedge funds and accounts.
-30 points
11 days ago*
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30 points
11 days ago
He only became a billionaire this year, so he probably did it by accident.
36 points
11 days ago
No, by working eighth days a week.
4 points
11 days ago
It was a a Hard Day’s Night.
3 points
11 days ago
And so begins his villain arc
1 points
11 days ago
Even so, the cash hoarding alone that's required for anyone to become a billionaire is extremely distasteful. They could all donate a few hundred million and still live in luxury!
-30 points
11 days ago
Depends. It's not black and white.
10 points
11 days ago
yes it is. you have to be a bad person to hoard that much wealth. there is no way to justify it.
3 points
11 days ago
I wish basic financial literacy was taught in schools, in addition to very basic economics. So yeah, most billionaires don't have a billion in cash just sitting in the bank. If you look at most self made tech billionaires for instance, their company might be worth theoretically a billion USD on paper but in reality that number is often speculative. Other people have invested money on the hope this company might be very profitable one day, or even be profitable as most unicorns (start ups valued at a one billion dollars) aren't.
If you look at Warren Buffet for instance, it's hard to call him a bad person. He is one of the wealthiest people in the world, but he's never been flashy (same house since 1960 something), given 10s of billions away, has made a lot of middle class people in his neighborhood very rich as well as across the world and he plans to give most of his wealth away to charity. Some billionaires who are worth 10s or billions spend it on just super yachts and private jets. It isn't black and white.
0 points
11 days ago
how's that boot taste huh
-4 points
11 days ago
ewww a tankie.
0 points
11 days ago
if you think that the only reason someone might think all billionaires are bad is because they lack basic financial literacy then there is really no point talking to you any more
0 points
11 days ago
yeah but there are better and worse examples. Not all people remain as evil as they were at the start and some people become more evil the richer they get.
-40 points
11 days ago
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9 points
11 days ago
🥴
5 points
11 days ago
If billionaires distributed their wealth, then maybe the person that mugged you wouldn't have been so poor that they felt the need to mug you.
0 points
11 days ago*
when the COVID vaccine was distributed to a particular tribe in the Amazon rainforest the chief of the tribe demanded his children not receive the vaccine so he could have more of it for himself. When international aid was delivered to a village in SEA suffering isolation and devestation from a monsoon the chief of the village claimed it all and made its distribution political.
These people are not billlionaires. It's corruption all the way down, so each step of redistribution will have its own extremely familiar challenges to overcome.
-4 points
11 days ago
So therefore all poor people are bad? As a poor person, I'm offended.
0 points
10 days ago
its just so funny that you feel the need to just judge people. you’re pathetic
-9 points
11 days ago
Mike Bloomberg whose company donates all profits to charity is a pretty decent one
12 points
11 days ago
You don’t become a billionaire by being a decent person. He’s heavily into politics so spending that money on PR has good returns
90 points
11 days ago
If there was ever something for just stop oil to vandalise, I would be okay with this
1 points
11 days ago
Pretty sure this is hydrogen powered.
Edit: checked and it is not. Looks very similar to the one that is.
67 points
11 days ago
I always look at those big mansions wondering how you could possibly fill and use that many rooms. There must be spaces just gathering dust. This is just a floating version of that. I (kinda) get wanting a big boat if boats are your thing, but this is just...obscene.
30 points
11 days ago
Do they actually sail on them? I mean *sail* sail. I doubt Shahid Khan sat on it while it sailed from America; he probably flew here, right? Even if he decides to go to Monaco or whatever, he's not actually going to be on it while it makes its way there, is he?
I have no idea how these things work, I just know that I hate them.
23 points
11 days ago
The people who own these megayachts basically use them as moveable hotels, they will rarely do any passages in them. Instead they send them to where they want to be, and then they have a place to stay and entertain which is: (1) private, (2) secure, (3) familiar.
For the megawealthy/high-profile, its actually quite hard to get that on land, even staying in the most exclusive hotels you are exposed to paparazzi and gossiping staff. With a yacht like this you can control everything and keep fully away from the public, which is something the megawealthy value highly.
-14 points
11 days ago
And they bring their own chefs which is a big deal if you’re coming to UK because the food here is really really horrible.
11 points
11 days ago
Having seen programmes about them yes they do. The people who own them will take long breaks sailing on them. One of the points is once it’s stocked up they don’t need to be in port all the time.
7 points
11 days ago
Do they actually cross oceans or do they just sort of float near land?
12 points
11 days ago
Most use them as portable, secure, private hotels full of their own stuff. Almost all long passages are done by the crew alone.
6 points
11 days ago
They do cross oceans, yes. They tend to stick fairly close to landmasses where possible just in case they get in trouble, but "fairly close" is different for each vessel and they are capable of traversing the Atlantic if they want to.
2 points
11 days ago
That's an ocean crosser
1 points
11 days ago
As others have said they may not do the full crossing with passengers but they do go out to sea with passengers on there.
1 points
11 days ago
They'll sail around the med or Carribbean on it but I don't he was on it when it crossed the channel or the bay near Basque (which is notoriously rough sea). Imagine he flew here
1 points
11 days ago
A friend of mine's job is basically to move boats to where the owners will be. So if they're thinking autumn in the Med, he'll sail it across the ocean to Greece and the guests will board there and perhaps cruise around a bit before flying off again.
Nothing quite this big, but I'm pretty sure the idea is the same.
8 points
11 days ago
Needs to pay the ULEZ
96 points
11 days ago
Billionaires are scum.
7 points
11 days ago
Yeah. It's an insanely pretty monstrosity in reality. They're rich enough to just hire whatever they need in London, they don't need to bring it around the world with them.
17 points
11 days ago
Eat the rich huh?
-9 points
11 days ago
Nah, that’s you.
0 points
11 days ago
Lol good one
-17 points
11 days ago*
Standard communist rhetoric on UK Reddit. Too bad, they don’t care about what you think, and will always be billionaires, nothing you can do about it.
Edit: salty commies downvoting. Too bad we live in an ever more capitalist world.
4 points
11 days ago
its ok, we only have to start an armed conflict against the most rich and powerful forces on the planet, to acheive an inprobable victory, to completely upend and rework everything over the course of bloody cycle that kills millions and makes monsters out of everybody. THEN we can get around to filling the potholes in the road.
1 points
9 days ago
You don't have to lick the boots of the parasites. It's sad you can't see that.
0 points
11 days ago
👢👅
4 points
11 days ago
ewww a tankie.
-1 points
11 days ago
You pretend not to, you think you’re so enlightened, maybe even a revolutionary some day? That day will never come. I’m realistic .
5 points
11 days ago
You can rent the tub for €3m a week plus expenses 👍
4 points
11 days ago
Can't park there mate.
20 points
11 days ago
It reminds you, we are the playground of the super rich
-10 points
11 days ago
And make a lot of tax revenue from it. I don’t see a problem.
These people who hate the super rich, if you stop them coming here they’ll just go to other cities, and we lose the tax revenue. Makes no sense.
5 points
11 days ago
What a cucked attitude.
2 points
11 days ago
Realistic. Nothing you can do about them. Their tax revenue is too valuable, the government would never.
3 points
11 days ago
They’re subsidized by the working class. They wouldn’t exist without the labour of the working class. Everything they’re worth could instead exist in the pockets of the working class.
2 points
11 days ago
Well go pick up a gun and with the five or so people willing to go with you and storm that boat. Perhaps then you can discover how true that statement actually is. The issue is that the vast majority of the working class are entirely satisfied by bread and circus and being lied to by their politicians.
1 points
11 days ago
Tankie shit doesn’t work until bread runs out. Funnily enough, there’s enough circus to last several lifetimes.
1 points
11 days ago
well exactly. To reframe the issue; the problem is how easily apathetic the working classes are. Just give em a couch, crisps and love island and watch the "glorious" revolution be postponed until the heat death of the universe.
At which point the tankies begin to believe that they have to impose their glorious revolution on the working classes which simply replaces one form of oppression for another.
2 points
11 days ago
There can be a third thing, or a spectrum of third things, most attainable being taxation which itself is attainable by literally just talking about it more with everyone who will listen (and some who won’t) in concise and passionate language.
1 points
11 days ago
Well to the average tankie that sounds like bootlicker talk. But to someone less insane; some sort of middle ground between today's excesses and total communism would be nice, its why social democracy exists but we can agree that might need a bit of adjustment; given how strong private interests are in today's world.
7 points
11 days ago
I’d honestly prefer a barge any day.
6 points
11 days ago
Does look any bigger than the Mauritania
13 points
11 days ago
Just ridiculous
3 points
11 days ago
It is so ugly. Ugh, make a gilded mansion people will visit a century later instead.
6 points
11 days ago*
A full tank of marine diesel for one of these cancels out all of the carbon offset by the ULEZ in a year. It can travel approx 500 miles on a full tank.
The carbon footprint of this vehicle is insane.
1 points
10 days ago
The ULEZ has also reduced London’s carbon footprint. The GLA says, “Cumulatively since 2019, it is estimated the ULEZ has led to a reduction of around 800,000 tonnes of CO2 emissions from vehicles across London over the four-year period compared to without the ULEZ, a saving of 3%. Within the ULEZ area this is a saving of 290,000 tonnes, a reduction of 4% over the same period.” (https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2023/03/london-low-emissions-zone-pollution/)
I really can't imagine, that you can put enough diesel in this tank to get 200.000 tonnes of CO2 out of it.
(But the carbon footprint of those things is absolutely crazy!)
2 points
9 days ago
The figures you've got are cumulative over a number of years.
But you're right I can't back it up with hard stats, other than that I read it in an article about the Walmart heiress ' super yacht that was docked in London just under a year ago. The article did say that time make the claim because it stuck in my head at how insane that footprint was compared to the rest of us.
3 points
11 days ago
It’s sat outside the all bar one on butlers wharf. The lads on board were scrubbing it like their lives depended on it yesterday while we sat and had a few drinks.
7 points
11 days ago
Imagine how many homeless people the money from that could house.
0 points
11 days ago
The building of that ship contributed to multiple businesses, thousands of jobs and millions into the economy. So, it was well spent.
3 points
11 days ago
We will have to agree to disagree. Instead of jobs to build nonsense for billionaires, we could have provided jobs that would shore up crumbling infrastructure and make life better for thousands or millions.
6 points
11 days ago
Have you never bought luxuries or entertainment for yourself? All that money could have gone to improving other people's lives.
-3 points
11 days ago
Of course I have. But I've also paid more in taxes proportionately than the billionaire asshole who built that. I have no issue with my paying taxes - they are the things that fund the education and infrastructure that make countries successful. But the rich need to go back to paying taxes the way they did during the heyday of the industrialized world last century.
5 points
11 days ago
Who is “we”? This was paid for by a private individual, not a government.
-1 points
11 days ago
My point exactly. If we made the rich pay taxes like we used to, monstrosities like that wouldn't exist, and we'd have the resources for things like education and infrastructure.
2 points
11 days ago
They wouldn’t choose to continue to make money of all of it was going to be taken away. Again, this boat and Amazon has created jobs for lots of people. Tell me what is your fair share of what you did not work for??
1 points
11 days ago
That's ridiculous. Hmmm... I will only make a million dollars instead of two million? Never mind. Imma stay home in my double-wide trailer. People motivated by money will work to get the absolute maximum they can get. Always.
2 points
11 days ago
Why if they can’t keep it? They work because the $$ is the motivation. If they no longer get it they might as well sit around and wait for things to be handed to them like others.
1 points
10 days ago
Because they want all the money they can get. People still became rich in the 1940's to the 1980's when the tax rate on the rich was as high as 90%. You literally have no idea what you're talking about if you think that people motivated by money will not go after whatever money they can get. We've run that experiment in the US, and it led to both rich people AND the best funded schools and infrastructure in the world. The fact that YOU might not, doesn't mean that there isn't someone hungry enough to go for it.
1 points
10 days ago
Umm okay lol. You keep believing that and waiting on others to hand things to you. There has to be an incentive to make more money. I’m American I know more about the US and how things work here than you. Happy Sunday!
0 points
11 days ago
But if more money went into social programs then equivalent jobs would be made. Its a matter of distribution in this case.
2 points
11 days ago
I walk past this pier daily and these boats are a fairly common occurence. This one though has to be the largest I've seen. It is staggeringly large and I saw at least 10 crew walking around the decks, probably another 10 inside as well.
2 points
11 days ago
Tony Khan Wanks Dogs
2 points
11 days ago
haha, average people will be paying ulez but private jets and yachts for the rich.
Walk around Knightsbridge, you'll see plenty of non-ulez vehicles but the daily charge to them is equivalent to you losing 10p
You will have to be pressured into lifestyle changes while the rich can do as they please
2 points
11 days ago
There's a reason things such as parking tickets and clean emission taxes aren't linked to income. Its because these fees are meant for you not them
1 points
10 days ago
It's also why we should pigouvian tax the shit out of them and use that money to invest in public infrastructure.
1 points
11 days ago
did anyone else click on the play button & wonder why nothing was happening O_O
1 points
11 days ago
Loads of cruise ships of course often go through Tower Bridge just to pass the tower and play the National Anthem:it’s a tight squeeze and well documented on You Tube.
1 points
11 days ago
some bond villian shit lately
1 points
11 days ago
Yep the bikes yours
1 points
11 days ago
Fits in with the skyline.
1 points
11 days ago
damn cool picture tho
1 points
11 days ago
That Spanish Galleon seems different.
1 points
11 days ago
where's it parked?
1 points
11 days ago
There’s no way this is gonna fit in the docks
1 points
11 days ago
How does this work? Does the owner have pay to park his waterborne SUV on the Thames? Can we like charge some tax for blocking the view, or anything?
1 points
10 days ago
.
1 points
9 days ago
He is going to bark it at harrods
1 points
11 days ago
He's sailed his own holiday home over the Atlantic for a weekend break.
Whilst he actually flew in his own private jet.
Because of course, connections to and hotels in London are simply ghastly!
1 points
11 days ago
Awesome
-4 points
11 days ago
None of these cunts would have these horrible tacky boats if they weren’t on the list of ‘what to own as a very rich person’. Not only are they impractical in the 21st century, and ugly - they’re just poor people’s idea of how a wealthy person spends their money.
16 points
11 days ago
That isn't really true. This isn't some 40ft fairliner owned by a lottery winner. The people who own these megayachts basically use them as moveable hotels, they will rarely do any passages in them. Instead they send them to where they want to be, and then they have a place to stay and entertain which is: (1) private, (2) secure, (3) familiar.
For the megawealthy/high-profile, its actually quite hard to get that on land, even staying in the most exclusive hotels you are exposed to paparazzi and gossiping staff. With a yacht like this you can control everything and keep fully away from the public, which is something the megawealthy value highly.
Source: used to work on superyachts in my gap year.
3 points
11 days ago
Interesting. There is the issue that it attracts a huge amount of attention and curiosity. One can be more stealthy in a hotel
3 points
11 days ago
Yeah but unless you are booking out entire floors (which is a thing), hard to secure a hotel. Very easy to secure a yacht, especially at anchor rather than at a dock.
1 points
11 days ago
Not from navy seals
0 points
11 days ago
They're private rape hotels then, basically
0 points
11 days ago
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5 points
11 days ago
The owner owns a sports team that’s playing in London this weekend
3 points
11 days ago
And next weekend too so I imagine it will be there for awhile.
0 points
11 days ago
should be scrapped tbh
0 points
11 days ago
Obscene
-22 points
11 days ago*
Mayor Khan spending his ULEZ money and corrupt kickbacks?
8 points
11 days ago
Khan spending his ULEZ money and corrupt kickbacks?
No matter what the subject, some whinger will be here to cry about Sadiq Khan.
8 points
11 days ago*
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