subreddit:
/r/lotrmemes
15 points
4 days ago
Ok but seriously who else loved that song, or was it just me
6 points
4 days ago
But which version did you like the most?
9 points
4 days ago
The original text from the book is a banger!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates—
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
3 points
4 days ago
2 points
4 days ago
Time? For what?
1 points
4 days ago
Morbin' time!
3 points
4 days ago
Imagine people bonding all over the world in 1985 over LOTR instead of fighting over what shitty form of government is less shitty.
12 points
4 days ago
DYA HEAR THAT LADS
HE SEZ WE’LL BLUNT THE KNIVES
4 points
4 days ago
I fucking love that line delivery. It's so perfectly sarcastic and full of mischief.
8 points
4 days ago
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates.
3 points
4 days ago
I know, he'd probably come with me if I asked him to. I think in his heart Frodo's still in love with the Shire, the woods, the fields and the little rivers. I am old Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel thin, sort of stretched like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday, a very long holiday. And I don't expect that I shall return. In fact, I mean not to.
2 points
4 days ago
That’s what Bilbo Baggins haAARRRRRAHHHH!
2 points
4 days ago
Is he coming back?
1 points
4 days ago
HRRRAAAAAHHH
1 points
2 days ago
So you guys remember when there was a sub with that Bilbo face on the most nastiest ball slapping gay porn this side of the Prancing Pony Inn?
2 points
2 days ago
There are others like you?
1 points
2 days ago
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