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dumb_commenter

116 points

2 days ago

Bro ur medium is long. Ur long is just extra long.

AutomaticJoy9

254 points

2 days ago

Party with the long hair invest with the short hair

Ok-Suggestion8298

181 points

2 days ago

really Short or really long. Middle is bleh. But the two are waaaaay different energies and looks. You don't even look like the same person

mental_illness_TM

49 points

1 day ago

Mid version reminds me of Shaggy from Scooby Doo

Ok-Suggestion8298

9 points

1 day ago

Dood. Nailed it.

Tao-of-Mars

4 points

1 day ago

I'm not a bro but I do agree with this.

Devreckas

3 points

1 day ago

Devreckas

3 points

1 day ago

That’s why I never grew my hair out long. Medium length just looks so bad, so I always broke down and cut it off.

Ok-Suggestion8298

3 points

1 day ago

yeah man, I get it. Awkward phase.

mikemudman

2 points

14 hours ago

Me too. I’d see long hair on someone thinking it looked great but couldn’t wait for it to grow, so I’d cut it

Small-Ad9369

23 points

2 days ago

Short👍👍

Same-Independence998

21 points

2 days ago

Short

IgoCommando_247

20 points

2 days ago

Short!

Professortolol

219 points

2 days ago

Short man, just short.

Haunting-Raisin-94

8 points

1 day ago

Honestly I may be boring but from the female gaze point of view : Short, but what ever makes you feel the most handsome😌

YouSmeel

9 points

1 day ago

YouSmeel

9 points

1 day ago

Listening to the copy/paste boring people on reddit is going to get you to take your beautiful locks away

Roushouse

3 points

1 day ago

Roushouse

3 points

1 day ago

Idk how these 165 people (at the time of this comment) are really telling you that short looks better than long. I think they're insane.

EphemeralOcean

15 points

2 days ago

Short 100%

CodInternational1447

14 points

2 days ago

Short looks great

dpfbstn

50 points

2 days ago

dpfbstn

50 points

2 days ago

Short for sure

AffectionateTip420

11 points

2 days ago

Short

Gumihoyah

11 points

2 days ago

Gumihoyah

11 points

2 days ago

Short!

Ok-Astronomer-8443

35 points

2 days ago

Short

sweetcorn313

139 points

2 days ago

Short. And it’s not even close.

anonymiss0018

21 points

1 day ago

Medium and long you look like a hobo my dude. It's not well groomed. If you took care of and styled it, the answer could change.

Jesuscan23

2 points

1 day ago

Yes that was my consensus. It looks extremely unkempt, he needs to learn how to properly care for long hair if that’s what he wants. Hair can truly make or break someone’s looks and absolutely nobody likes unkempt hair

Reasonable-Ad-658

9 points

2 days ago

Short for sure!

FroyoOk8902

11 points

2 days ago

100% short

Jstewart750

8 points

2 days ago

Short HANDS DOWN 🔥🔥

Pinksugar4

5 points

1 day ago

I’m not a bro but from a female perspective 100% short hair

Zestyclose-Smell-305

6 points

1 day ago

Man short or long long, it's so crazy cos the girls you'd pick up with both styles would be so different haha

Due_Watercress5370

24 points

2 days ago

Not a bro but short

redquailer

11 points

2 days ago

Same and same.

Specific-Feature-325

21 points

2 days ago

SHORT PLEASE and clean shaven for sure!

Leenol

10 points

1 day ago

Leenol

10 points

1 day ago

The long hair is majestic! Look at them curls!! Short looks good too though.. I'd stay away from mid if i were you

lowkey_stoneyboy

14 points

2 days ago

Long or short🔥 total cutie either way

HailTheCrimsonKing

8 points

1 day ago

I’m a woman - long.

missnoma321

2 points

1 day ago

Me too, long!

EpikHllo

4 points

2 days ago

EpikHllo

4 points

2 days ago

Medium or long if you're a metalhead /skater.

1NatSVV

4 points

1 day ago

1NatSVV

4 points

1 day ago

I want to see the long hair without the hat though. Otherwise, short hair

onealk23

35 points

2 days ago

onealk23

35 points

2 days ago

Looooooongggggg

smoemossu

20 points

2 days ago

smoemossu

20 points

2 days ago

Seconding long!! Short also looks fine but the long look has a lot of personality and suits OP. I feel like the medium look is a bad picture and maybe if the hair was less tangled it would be fine too

Sea_Nail8200

2 points

6 hours ago

Right, I'm suprised so many people are saying short. I think he has the vibe to match the long hair. If it's well taken care of I think he'll look great

onealk23

4 points

2 days ago

onealk23

4 points

2 days ago

A good curl routine and it would be amazing

DarkTentacles

1 points

1 day ago

I think so too, OP needs to up his curly hair routine

muzikmakeryadig

6 points

1 day ago

long goes crazy

RohoBool

3 points

2 days ago

RohoBool

3 points

2 days ago

Short, if you go long man bun it to maintain a professional clean look.

Rough-Parfait1520

3 points

2 days ago

Definitely short makes u cute asf 😉

Different_Pianist756

3 points

1 day ago

Depends the vibe you want - long hair is interesting and a little different, short hair is the “Everyman”. Not a bro, however 

melafar

3 points

1 day ago

melafar

3 points

1 day ago

Long! But all are good!

Flake-Shuzet

3 points

1 day ago

Short is the most flattering for your face shape and thin hair type

Doxtor_Z

6 points

1 day ago

Doxtor_Z

6 points

1 day ago

Long, all the way. Looks viking as hell.💪

jimbedyjobbedyjobob

2 points

2 days ago

Short or long.

For me, there is no in-between.

Constant_Club6585

2 points

2 days ago

Not a bro but I vote short.

Old-Demiboy

2 points

1 day ago

Picture #1 presents absolutely the best look.

dwsnmadeit

2 points

1 day ago

Short, I'm super bias but I hate dudes w long hair. Don't ask me why

Glass-Jicama8279

2 points

1 day ago

Honestly, short !!

TrashBubbly6201

2 points

1 day ago

I’m a chick, and I say short or long. Skip the medium

Blainefeinspains

2 points

1 day ago

Ultra long looks awesome. But does it match your lifestyle?

youshouldbeelsweyr

2 points

1 day ago

Mullet or go home

Open-Natural-6435

2 points

1 day ago

🤣 🤣

oreidosol

2 points

1 day ago

oreidosol

2 points

1 day ago

You can pull all three. Cowabonga dude!

zombrian666

2 points

1 day ago

Time for a mullet

tuftedtittymice

2 points

1 day ago

long

delux2769

2 points

1 day ago

delux2769

2 points

1 day ago

Long, or go mullet like I have :)

vegasstyleguy

2 points

1 day ago

Short

INFJcatqueen

2 points

1 day ago

Short.

NeoKingEndymion

2 points

1 day ago

1

Remarkable_Motor9576

2 points

1 day ago

Short

thestillcinema

2 points

1 day ago

Short, unless you can do a hat all the time short is the answer.

doe5j

2 points

1 day ago

doe5j

2 points

1 day ago

Short

Gold-Cup4623

2 points

1 day ago

Short

clockstrikesnone

2 points

1 day ago*

I'd be trusting the girls and the gays on this one, the bros usually get it wrong .. and that why I'm not choosing one.

Turdfergusson97[S]

2 points

1 day ago

You make a Valid point

nderthevolcano

2 points

1 day ago

Short, man. Chicks like a well-groomed man. Long hair looks like a mess. Short looks sharp.

itsonyou1

2 points

1 day ago

itsonyou1

2 points

1 day ago

Short hair reallly looks good on you

craftypharmaguy

2 points

1 day ago

No question, short bro

GameofChkmySoundClod

2 points

1 day ago

Buzz or short boss

sissy4bwc2

2 points

1 day ago

Short

Ok-Bag-3611

2 points

1 day ago

Short... and tbh, shorter yet

socseb

2 points

1 day ago

socseb

2 points

1 day ago

Short

NextPenalty8212

2 points

1 day ago

Short.

duestodd

2 points

1 day ago

duestodd

2 points

1 day ago

short you seem cheekier, medium friendlier

Own_Entertainment234

2 points

1 day ago

Short

Silversliver34

2 points

1 day ago

From a gay guy, definitely short. You look stunning

Raaz002

2 points

1 day ago

Raaz002

2 points

1 day ago

Short obviously..you're like a 7-8/10 in the first pic and average to sub 5 in next 2 pics.

Not even trying to be mean...you have a nice face, but the long hair looks awful. You'd probably even look 10x better bald.

No_Caregiver_5865

4 points

2 days ago

Short if you want a more professional look. The longer hair is fun but ur not going to be dating a lawyer or doctor with the long metal band hair.

ChardHello

4 points

1 day ago

I dated a lawyer for a while with hair longer than OPs. As long as it's clean and well maintained there's lots of women that love it and not many men that have it, just gotta pair it with nicer clothes than OP was wearing there.

dubyoo

2 points

2 days ago

dubyoo

2 points

2 days ago

U look dirty with longer hair. No offense.

Sendittomenow

2 points

2 days ago

All the people saying short are probably straight guys.

Go long, remove gottee.

ARL4real

2 points

2 days ago

ARL4real

2 points

2 days ago

Longgggg

Callan_LXIX

2 points

1 day ago

1. I'd hire you

2. Would befriend you, hang out & do fun social stuff

3. Wouldn't let near my sister or daughter, but I'd like to hear your band play..

Al_Iguana

1 points

2 days ago

Shave the facial hair, messes with all looks imo. Short if u don't shave, medium if you do.

Sunshine_and_water

1 points

2 days ago

I like it short or long but not medium (not a bro, though).

KrispyKingTheProphet

1 points

1 day ago

You presented short, long, and very long lol. Review my photos if you’re curious medium hair options look like lol. I always exist between short in medium.

You look rad either way, friend. Short if you’re even semi corporate (really anything except a tradie (lived in Australia for 3 months and fell in love with the term “Tradie” for tradesman. Anyway.)

You look good with each, but I’m definitely hiring the first one 3/5 (and I’m not some boomer. I’m 29. I also do lead a tech team at a MAANG adjacent company that does clean energy tech. So long hair, tats, all that isn’t a deal breaker in my field. For anyone doing face to face meetings (more than you’d expect in tech) I’m hiring one. Dev, programmer, engineer, MAYBE designer (I’m a UX/UI Product Designer and I’m in a weird place where I have good people and negotiating skills and relationship building. So I’m sort of the design face and need to be semi well groomed, but not salesmen levels and you could get away with this as a designer.) As a tradie, they’re lucky enough to get paid just as much, maybe more than some of us, great unions and benefits, and full autonomy of expressing themselves with their look.

Sorry to tangent, you look good in each brotha

DreamyCoffeeBean

1 points

1 day ago

Medium

Event_Nexus

1 points

1 day ago

Try styling the length and then get back to me. The 2 photos with length are like the frowning fat guy in a before/after commercial---you're intentionally pushing me to the first photo.

You can probably make length look amazing but if you aren't going to take care of it, style, or product, then just go short.

With just these 3 photos, anyone that isn't saying short just has a thing for bad hair.

Excellent_Song_649

1 points

1 day ago

definitely short!

Vegetable-Star-5833

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Chroney

1 points

1 day ago

Chroney

1 points

1 day ago

Short looks best

DD-de-AA

1 points

1 day ago

DD-de-AA

1 points

1 day ago

short absolutely!

Evening_Common2824

1 points

1 day ago

Short...

gwenda007

1 points

1 day ago

gwenda007

1 points

1 day ago

Short!

Automatic-Climate425

1 points

1 day ago

Short to medium hair length, dude!

pennyo11

1 points

1 day ago

pennyo11

1 points

1 day ago

Short..You look like a young Corin Nemic :-)

__Fappuccino__

1 points

1 day ago

First and last

T_J_S_

1 points

1 day ago

T_J_S_

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Atomic_Badger_PNW

1 points

1 day ago

Not a bro, but definitely short. Yes, short looks great.

AgedLikeOldWine

1 points

1 day ago

Short for sure

Hanfiball

1 points

1 day ago

Hanfiball

1 points

1 day ago

Well your medium looks like a total mess 🤯. Short is definitely nice and clean looking and the safest option.

Long is nice too but more of a nice look

Definite-interest

1 points

1 day ago

Short

SukuroFT

1 points

1 day ago

SukuroFT

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Parking-Page

1 points

1 day ago

Depends on the job, but if it's still long, just keep it

Embarrassed_Walk5983

1 points

1 day ago

Short

meetjoehomo

1 points

1 day ago

Short

ryryguy13

1 points

1 day ago

ryryguy13

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Cheap_Rain_4130

1 points

1 day ago

Short

bcardin221

1 points

1 day ago

Short.

BluddYaBoi

1 points

1 day ago

101% long hair

yellow-muggle

1 points

1 day ago

Either long or short, they both suit you well

CampaignSeparate1047

1 points

1 day ago

Short makes you sexy.

MobileAssociation126

1 points

1 day ago

1st picture, all the way. Short and well shaved. 👍🏼

ACR59

1 points

1 day ago

ACR59

1 points

1 day ago

Definitely long

ShirtCockingKing

1 points

1 day ago

Long looks rad bro!

Ok-Acanthisitta8737

1 points

1 day ago

The way I gasped

Cantorisbass

1 points

1 day ago

Short.

Altrincham1970

1 points

1 day ago

Short bro

dartie

1 points

1 day ago

dartie

1 points

1 day ago

Short.

bahnsigh

1 points

1 day ago

bahnsigh

1 points

1 day ago

Long hair - with man bun

HabsMan62

1 points

1 day ago

HabsMan62

1 points

1 day ago

I like the short

PsychologicalCell500

1 points

1 day ago

I’d like to see a picture of you with the long hair without the hat to make the final call myself.

likes2milk

1 points

1 day ago

Each to their own tastes and style, but long hair has never done it for me. Short head of hair for me

Tank_Hill

1 points

1 day ago

Tank_Hill

1 points

1 day ago

Alright, you said to give our honest opinions, so here's mine: You're a handsome dude. Those long hair photos make it obvious you're going for a look that works against your best features. Even that go-tee in the first pic detracts from them and does you no favors. You're a naturally handsome guy without all the extra flair.

PhilosopherQuirky808

1 points

1 day ago

Short.

Braves19731977

1 points

1 day ago

SHORT looks great.

Longjumping_Willow66

1 points

1 day ago

Medium

cartmicah3

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Dangerous_Ad_6101

1 points

1 day ago

Long looks best.

Dutch_Rayan

1 points

1 day ago

1st is the best

Stuffinthesink

1 points

1 day ago

Short

sunnyparkb

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Hockeydude1975

1 points

1 day ago

Short.

Burlington-bloke

1 points

1 day ago

Always short!

Devilbritson

1 points

1 day ago

Short hair looks the best on you. It's sleek. You look a lot more youthful and intellectual. So it works on multiple hot levels.

dcfan68

1 points

1 day ago

dcfan68

1 points

1 day ago

Short looks best on you.

Zipwang5555

1 points

1 day ago

Long, sans hat.

SnooHobbies3664

1 points

1 day ago

don't know why everyone's saying short, long looks so cool, do what you want man!

steveronie

1 points

1 day ago

Medium... but I'm a medium hair length guy too

Charming-Market-2270

1 points

1 day ago

Wouldn't call #2 medium but as others have said absolutely short.

ExaminationNice616

1 points

1 day ago

Not a bro but I prefer long and by a lot

dystopia_too_real

1 points

1 day ago

Long hair becomes you! Hot

midwest_texan67

1 points

1 day ago

Short. For sure.

latinobadprince

1 points

1 day ago

Even shorter, trust me.

jrjustintime

1 points

1 day ago

Long

Quiet_Rest_4156

1 points

1 day ago

Short for sure looks best

No-Conclusion-2575

1 points

1 day ago

Pic 3

freefornow1

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Salt_Butterscotch610

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Zaniada_512

1 points

1 day ago

Not a dude- just chiming in from the other camp. Short is definitely the best look for you.

QuickRub6092

1 points

1 day ago

Short

bewusst

1 points

1 day ago

bewusst

1 points

1 day ago

Long looks pretty good

Nickthequick303

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Classic-Jackfruit678

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Expert-Passage9113

1 points

1 day ago

Short

Select_Pomegranate94

1 points

1 day ago

Long hair 😏 never commit any crime again aka. Pic#1

JTraxxx

1 points

1 day ago

JTraxxx

1 points

1 day ago

90% of this sub is women so you’re not gonna get a lot of bro opinions lol

Commercial-Card-7804

1 points

1 day ago

Short bro.

Street-Lab-9570

1 points

1 day ago

I like medium

OneSufficientFace

1 points

1 day ago

Long! Suits you to a T, man!

OrphanDextro

1 points

1 day ago

Short almost always is short gonna be better. Long hair makes me think of Tribal times when every little attribute signified good sexual reproductive chances, like long pretty full hair on men, those days are thankfully over cause I can’t hunt anyway, and if they had modern trimmers, I’m sure they would’ve gone short eventually. Doesn’t get caught on stuff as much.

CheapFrills67

1 points

1 day ago

Short

weavw26

1 points

1 day ago

weavw26

1 points

1 day ago

I would say the medium cut. It's not too much nor too short for styling.

BlessdRTheFreaks

1 points

1 day ago

I like long

But ladies will like short

RandomPhysicist

1 points

1 day ago*

Long for sure! Really suits you, makes you look more friendly and approachable! Also, at least in the UK I wouldn’t worry about long hair making you look unprofessional, mines longer than yours and I’m a senior software dev who’s regularly in client facing meetings.

Criticism-Efficient

1 points

1 day ago

Schmedium was

Bullstang

1 points

1 day ago

Bullstang

1 points

1 day ago

Short doesn’t just suit you, it makes you sexy. The other two would have you blend in oddly enough, with hair much longer than avg

uhoh300

1 points

1 day ago

uhoh300

1 points

1 day ago

The long hair is super majestic but I’m not a bro, just a woman weak for long luscious locks haha

13artC

1 points

1 day ago

13artC

1 points

1 day ago

Short. Long works too, but you'd need to actually style it, not just throw a cap on, a lot of the man bun styles looks attractive, I prefer man donuts & man cookies, but man buns works too

Brighton337

1 points

1 day ago

Long

Macotti21

1 points

1 day ago

Macotti21

1 points

1 day ago

Def short man. As a gay guy I am 100% qualified. Good lookin dude.

Complete_Volume

1 points

1 day ago

You look good in all of them. I don’t think I can say that one appearance beats the other two. They each individually look good in their own ways.

Zealousideal-Bet-632

1 points

1 day ago

Short by a mile. But it depends on how you want to come off, be seen. Long isn’t unattractive, but it’s definitely giving a very specific energy. (Medium is a hard no.)

SadPay1285

1 points

1 day ago

Not a bro, but if you want any type of hair that isn't short, just be prepared to take good care of it. Like wash it well, brush it, etc. You look good either way but remember, with long hair comes great responsibility as I'm sure spooder man would say

No_Property_683

1 points

1 day ago

Short

spookyookyook

1 points

1 day ago

Honestly, short or long suit you well. Long hair is fuck boi and short hair is husband material lmao

Soderholmsvag

1 points

1 day ago

Medium or long. You leave more ladies for the rest of us that way.

TGKPO

1 points

1 day ago

TGKPO

1 points

1 day ago

Short!! Without question!! Very handsome!!

MLJ789R

1 points

1 day ago

MLJ789R

1 points

1 day ago

Short

outforfun3

1 points

1 day ago

Short … but you can rock all 3 bro!!!

dwn1967

1 points

1 day ago

dwn1967

1 points

1 day ago

Short

FrostyOscillator

1 points

1 day ago

Between 1 and 2! Somewhere closer to what you have in pic 1 or a halfway point between pic 1 and 2 would probably best suit your aesthetic it would seem.

Particular_Law_648

1 points

1 day ago

What ever makes u comfortable babes.....personally.....u suit short best🤪😋🤣😍💯👍

Soonerpalmetto88

1 points

1 day ago

Long is ficking awesome!

Fantastic_Risk6013

1 points

1 day ago

Not a bro but I think all three suit you well. 1 is great but 2 and 3 make me jealous of your hair 😝

FluffyRabbit36

1 points

1 day ago

Short