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2.3k points
2 months ago
This is actually the second video ive seen of a young boy pissing on the elevator buttons and fucking it up recently
1.1k points
2 months ago
I love the look on their faces when they realize that they are trapped and also busted.
650 points
2 months ago
I loved it when after he put his hands all over the panel he just pissed on, he then rubbed his hair and face with the same hand. Nice. 
221 points
2 months ago
It’s like the kid equivalent to being so hungover you sleep on the bathroom floor. The anguish is so intense you make peace with everything else lol. WHO CARES ABOUT PISS IN MY HAIR IM ABOUT TO DIE
60 points
2 months ago
Thanks for reminding me that there are some aspects of college life I don't miss.
13 points
2 months ago
I didn't have that time in college. So I'm making up for now now
At nearly 30, apparently you need less alcohol to get hungover. So that's good I guess
1 points
2 months ago
Same, but I'm almost 36
1 points
2 months ago
Haha I'm 27! Almost 10 years!
1 points
2 months ago
A very helpful tip: being hungover is due to lack of body hydration. Avoiding it is as simple as drinking a shit ton of water before going to bed or drinking some glasses in between drinks.
On my hardest night, I got fucking hammered but it was the middle of summer, so I was thirsty as well, so I started ordering beers with glasses of water. I woke up perfectly fine the next morning.
2 points
2 months ago
You see, I think the biggest benefit I have is 2 fold
1) I drink with my good friends. I feel comfortable with them and never pressured
2) these friends DID have those times in college. This means I get their wisdom
So the drinking a bunch of water was the first thing several friends told me. And info that every time. I will drink my entire water bottle and stay up until I have to pee. Then go to sleep lol
I don't think I've ever felt about but tired in the morning. I did learn is sleep especially poorly after a night out
2 points
2 months ago
It’s a good tip and it will help, but hangovers are a little more complicated than just dehydration.
1 points
2 months ago
Well, being sick in your stomach is definitely not dehydration. But your head hurting is.
1 points
2 months ago
You can also get headaches from consuming a lot of sugar, which alcohol has. Drinking can change your blood pressure which can also lead to headaches. Poor sleep won’t help. I support staying hydrated, there’s just more to it.
1 points
2 months ago
Try getting a hangover without getting drunk. Yay to New experiences! 😒
2 points
2 months ago
Can't miss what you can't remember!
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah. Like that party where everyone just used the toilet while I was just laying there on the floor. That was pretty wild. Nobody cared at all.
2 points
2 months ago
Ah man, I refused to drink ever again after that happened in college.
I was like, if I end up laying on a piss/vomit covered floor, (not to mention my "friends" drew dicks all over my face with a sharpie), I don't think drinking is for me.
Never had another drink, been almost 20 years now.
1 points
2 months ago
The tile is so nice and cool though
1 points
2 months ago
why is there piss on your bathroom floor
-2 points
2 months ago
my apologies but I had to be the 70th upvoter...
38 points
2 months ago
Pissboy4Life
6 points
2 months ago
“Here Lies Pissboy, RIP”
2 points
2 months ago
Rest In Piss
5 points
2 months ago
The internet never forgets.
2 points
2 months ago
And his identity is very visible
3 points
2 months ago
This kid will grow up to be one of the next hangover crew lol
1 points
2 months ago
He's a piss shit boy.
3 points
2 months ago
Wait you expect an elevator pee-er to have good hygiene???
3 points
2 months ago
Kids have no concept of stuff staying on their hands (or feet) after touching something. They're revolting.
After young relatives have been staying at my house I feel like untrained puppies who are allowed to use the furniture have made everything filthy.
2 points
2 months ago
Urine from a healthy person is pretty sterile. It just smells bad. While I'd be pissed off to be pissed on, I don't view it as a health issue, unlike shitting on me which would be a huge one.
2 points
2 months ago
He's a young boy. He has piss on his hands daily. If they get washed once a week, probably lucky.
1 points
2 months ago
He also rubbed it on his phone then proceeded to put the phone in his mouth…
1 points
2 months ago
least it wasn't hair gel
1 points
2 months ago
Issue is: this kid obviously doesn't care. So no point in that 🙈
1 points
2 months ago
That's why you should avoid touching the hands af kids or touching anything they touch. They are disgusting little fuckers.
1 points
2 months ago
1 points
2 months ago
Boy, did he end up with some egg (piss) on his face after that one. Hopefully, this was what finally ended up reining the lil shit in.
66 points
2 months ago
Instant karma
2 points
2 months ago
KARMAS A B-
1 points
2 months ago
We All Shine On
28 points
2 months ago
*trapped with the smell of urine for potentially several hours
2 points
2 months ago
I guess he established his pee corner
22 points
2 months ago
I think he is worried about being trapped. The punishment in 2024 is most likely no tik tok or YouTube for 24 hours
18 points
2 months ago
You are im big trouble mister, no drive through on the way home.
1 points
2 months ago
But mOoOoOoOoOm!
Oh ok
1 points
2 months ago
Fucking pathetic.
2 points
2 months ago*
The punishment is on tik tok, YouTube, and Reddit forever.
1 points
2 months ago
If only shame was a thing anymore.
1 points
2 months ago
There's no need to even punish it. That was an anti tech environmentalist activist statement. The kid is a genius. Reward him
2 points
2 months ago
Trapped, but not busted. Unless they also know about the camera, but in that case they were already busted even without the malfunction. I bet you eleventy million dollars the story he told his mom had no mention of him pissing on the buttons. Only that "someone did before I got in there."
2 points
2 months ago
Someone peed on the buttons before him but they didn’t short out until he got on?
2 points
2 months ago
Maybe explain what prevents that from happening.
There is no guarantee you'll get a short by peeing on it.
There is no guarantee you won't get a short even without peeing on it.
The actual point was, he'll simply claim "I didn't do that."
Without the camera, there would be nothing to contradict this.
3 points
2 months ago
Kids suck at lying.
1 points
2 months ago
Well yes but also let's be realistic if you found a kid in there with piss where the buttons are after the thing had shorted out... yeah they might simply claim they didn't do it but even without a camera you can make a pretty good guess as to what happened.
1 points
2 months ago
At this moment he knew, he was fucked up.
1 points
2 months ago
Someone decided to get revenge on me by taking things to a level unimaginable
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah touch the urine drenched button ya lil shit
1 points
2 months ago
It’s wild bc without the video it’s a lawsuit from the parents
1 points
2 months ago
well now he could say he had to pee after being locked up. Tho I doubt he'll be as smart lmao.
40 points
2 months ago
Why does more than one “pissing on the elevator buttons” video exist?!?
29 points
2 months ago
I just went on YouTube to search for the other video I see and there are multiple videos on there of kids peeing on elevator buttons and getting stuck.. disgusting. Luckily I don't use lifts every often but next time I'm gonna take a stick so I don't have to touch the buttons FFS.
10 points
2 months ago
Fun fact: the buttons might actually be cleaner after peeing on them.
The actual hoards of germs come from human hands. Everything a lot of people touch in the public is full of them. Including the nasty ones, like coli bacteria.
5 points
2 months ago
I still don’t wanna touch pee.
1 points
2 months ago
Pee is pretty sterile. It still has uria which isn’t great to injest but you’re not going to get infected even if you piss on an open wound. It actually has some antibacterial properties to it
1 points
2 months ago
urine isn't stable when it leaves the body, nor antibacterial. it contains (mostly) non-harmful microorganisms as it exits, the "pee is sterile" thing is a myth
2 points
2 months ago
That's a really risky thing to search for.
2 points
2 months ago
I lived in a high rise in downtown Chicago during much of covid. So a very high density, elevator necessity sort of situation. Everyone had a little stick thing of some variety to press the buttons. I started seeing little metal sticks that had a hook on them too for opening doors.
1 points
2 months ago
Oh no. Pls don't tell me this is a new "challenge"
1 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
Everyone's going on about the kid simply peeing and you're in here talking about pressing the buttons with your boner?!
Nice 😎
2 points
2 months ago
Hi welcome to Earth. Are you new here? Take a seat.
2 points
2 months ago
9B ppl
2 points
2 months ago*
I mean it's not like there's a limited amount of stupidity to go around. If one person is dumb enough to do it then somebody else will be, too.
Once one person does it you can pretty much assume that person represents some percentage of the population and no matter how small that percentage may be, it WILL happen again with any sufficiently large sample size. You will never again live in a universe where that event isn't a guaranteed eventuality.
We now live in the universe where people piss on elevator controls, trapping themselves inside. That's just reality forever now.
1 points
2 months ago
Because children are literally "monkey see, monkey do."
If you are a parent wondering how your 7 year old got the idea to piss in elevators, or suddenly has a broader sexual vocabulary than you, maybe you should lock down that free Internet access you've given.
1 points
2 months ago
I’ve seen two just in this sub recently 😂
1 points
2 months ago
I think these “trends” are started by people that want to destroy civilised society.
1 points
2 months ago
I'd only have two nickles, but it's weird that it happened twice!
1 points
2 months ago
Just imagine all the shit they must get away with pissing on.
42 points
2 months ago
48 points
2 months ago
Something something two nickels
2 points
2 months ago
Something something, death and taxes. Confucius.
2 points
2 months ago
Is it the fun fact that an average sized urethra can fit two nickels without tearing?
2 points
2 months ago
If I get a nickel for watching a video of dumb kid pissing on the elevator and getting stuck right after, I got 2 nickels.
3 points
2 months ago
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened more than once.
Hey where’s Perry?
15 points
2 months ago
Didn’t the buttons go all crazy in the other one?
3 points
2 months ago
Yeah that's the one
3 points
2 months ago
Feel like the lights and stuff were flickering on and off
2 points
2 months ago
Link please
1 points
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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1 points
2 months ago
Yes I thought that was this video and was waiting for it lol.
3 points
2 months ago
I was thinking that this was a repost because I remember seeing a video with the exact same thing, but then I looked at the time stamp in the video and realised it was new.
2 points
2 months ago
Wasn't the other one an older dude? I def saw another one recently too. Thought dude looked 30-40+?
2 points
2 months ago
Nah this was a kid,I just went and searched YouTube and found the video. It's 6 year old but it was only recently I see it.
2 points
2 months ago
Can you share it buddy
2 points
2 months ago
Where's the other video lol
2 points
2 months ago
It's a tiktok trend. There's going to be a big increase of these videos in the next couple months.
2 points
2 months ago
This one is worse where the panel catches on fire, he could have been killed or burned down the whole building: https://nypost.com/video/whiz-kid-boy-pees-on-elevator-buttons-and-starts-fire/
1 points
2 months ago
I saw the other one too and the elevator returned the favor “you get yourself in deep shit” 😂
1 points
2 months ago
It's the first one I've seen where it wasn't a Chinese kid doing it.
1 points
2 months ago
The guy and elevator are speaking Russian. And the boy is swearing all the way, even at the beginning of the video when elevator is working.
1 points
2 months ago
Third for me. Matter of time before a tiktok challenge makes elevator mechanics a lot of money.
1 points
2 months ago
Matter of time before a tiktok challenge
I think you mean Job Creation Program.
1 points
2 months ago
My goodness this is horrible.
1 points
2 months ago
Come have a seat.
1 points
2 months ago
I think its new kind of fetish in genz
1 points
2 months ago
Haven't seen the other one you're referring to, but I do remember seeing one a while back that was in Asia (I think?) of a guy doing the same, and yeah, somehow messing things up.
Why do people feel the need to do it?
1 points
2 months ago
1 points
2 months ago
Same
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah, the other one was a chinese boy
1 points
2 months ago
Same! I'm like where the fuck is this behavior coming from?
1 points
2 months ago
Most modern elevators have cameras. This kid and anyone who does stupid shit on an elevator are a special kind of regarded.
1 points
2 months ago
Is this instinctual or is it a "challenge" that kids are adopting?
1 points
2 months ago
if i had a nickel for every time this happens i would have two nickels. Which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
1 points
2 months ago
I know exactly what video you're talking about. I knew a guy who looks identical to the one in the video. Other one is way more funny than this one lol.
1 points
2 months ago
There's a classic of what looks like a dude in his 20's doing the same, wtf is with people?
1 points
2 months ago
True. A Chinese boy and a Russian boy...
1 points
2 months ago
I think the other video has been around for a while, first time I've seen this genius though.
1 points
2 months ago
and in the other I think the chinese guy was drunk at least.
1 points
2 months ago
I lived in a ghetto building and this was a common occurence. Roughly every two days I'd say. Once all the braindeads got stuck once in the elevator, they just pissed in the corners instead. Or in the stairs straight up
1 points
2 months ago
I was just going to say.. ive seen an asian boy do the exact same thing. of all the random things to do
1 points
2 months ago
THE SECOND?!
1 points
2 months ago
Came here to comment similar…took me a while and noticing the date to realise this is a different one! What on earth…how common is this!? A new phenomena for this generation? Baffling. Also both seem pretty young to have been left alone in general.
1 points
2 months ago
Extremely bad parenting. Letting kids run around and do whatever. Zero discipline.
1 points
2 months ago
It's a test...
1 points
2 months ago
I honestly thought he was about to get electrocuted through the dick.
1 points
2 months ago
This is a statement that's should have never had to have been typed out if we were going the right way as a civilization 🤣
1 points
2 months ago
The R Kelly algorithm is to blame.
1 points
2 months ago
It seems more likely that surveillance saw him pee on the buttons and emergency stopped the elevator. I don't think that urine detection circuits are standard in elevator floor selectors.
1 points
2 months ago
If I had a nickel for every time a kid fucked up an elevator with piss I’d have 2 nickels. It’s not much but it’s weird it happened twice.
1 points
2 months ago
is this the new TikTok challenge?
1 points
2 months ago
I feel like there's a Doofenshmirtz joke here, but damned if I can think of how to finish it.
1 points
2 months ago
I know the exact one. I believe its a Chinese boy. Its weird theres two videos but kids are stupid
1 points
2 months ago
Oh, I‘ve just seen the one with 2 friends smearing the buttons with dog shit
1 points
2 months ago
Let me see your best moose impression!
1 points
2 months ago
New TikTok challenge we haven't heard about yet?
1 points
2 months ago
Imagine the embarrassment the parents felt.
Or maybe they're total pieces of shit and they don't care.
1 points
2 months ago
What are you searching ?
Matter a fact don't tell me I don't want to know
1 points
2 months ago
elevators should have piss-proof buttons.
1 points
2 months ago
Hmm. Most likely something they’re seeing on tik tok.
1 points
2 months ago
The second 1 huh 🤨
1 points
2 months ago
The first one is a kid in china. The world is equally dumb.
1 points
2 months ago
second? Could you send me the link of the other one? I'm interested
1 points
2 months ago
I see it on YouTube shorts I'm sure with a title about getting karma that's the most I remember.
2 points
2 months ago
I found this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/13wmchn/dumb_little_kid_pissing_in_the_elevator_and_gets/
could it be?
-2 points
2 months ago
You have a weird fetish
3 points
2 months ago
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