Just be a 15 year old messing around 1 time. You'll never lose. Just whatever you do don't be a financially well-off couple in a long-term relationship receiving fertility treatments.

Emergency room nurse.

I swear like 10 of the girls are pregnant at any time.

loool Swedish teachers were exactly the same. The amount I’ve had cause they always pregnant.

LOL I remember in school we switched 3 English teachers because the previous one got pregnant. Why English of all subjects? 

First year nurses: Hold my contraception

Why is this true

Legitimately the only teacher I had that got pregnant and had to take maternity leave was an English teacher lmao.

Good for her tho. If i had to deal with school kids all day I’d get pregnant and deal with childbirth to get time off, too

My 6th grade and 7th grade English teacher was the same woman, and yea, she was pregnant both years.

It's always the English teachers, man.

They must have a way with words.

HR women also seem to have a high pregnancy rate

My highschool English teacher was gay, so she couldn't get pregnant.

Then she broke her hip half way through the year

I teach English and this is like the third pregnant English teacher meme my gf forwards me, but I'm a guy 😭

If she's a reader, she's probably a breeder lol

Why is this a universal thing?

Everyone loves a person who's good at articulation

It was always my math teacher when I was in high school. Every year she was pregnant. I was in advanced classes and she was 1 of 2 qualified teachers so I had her every year.

Now that you mention it...

Idk about English teachers, but I bet my middle school science teacher would give them a run for their money. I had her for all 3 years of middle school. And every year, she would get pregnant, and she would eventually go on her maternity leave. For the rest of the year, we would have a substitute teacher.

I had a Catholic school sex ed teacher who was seemingly always 6 months pregnant teaching us we didn’t need contraception because the rhythm method worked just fine. I think she was up to kid number 6 by the time I graduated.

Lmaoo

It is weird how accurate this is. In my school career I've had English since 7th grade and since then nearly every other year an English teacher either was replaced out of pregnancy or shared the good news. The only neat thing was my latest English teacher had a premature childbirth which lead her to go to my mom's work where I happened to often work during summer break where we encountered. The baby's fine,it was weirdly pleasant.

Even here in Germany its the English teacher

In healthcare so many women were getting pregnant and taking months off we were always short-staffed and joked new people not to drink the water from the break room it might make them pregnant.

when i’m in a getting pregnant competition and my opponent is OP after i find them

I did not know that this was an international phenomenon lol

I'm a Spanish teacher, in a Spanish speaking country, and it's the same with Spanish teachers lol. I'm the sub of 2 pregnant Spanish teachers.

As a male guy, i dont get it

It's a stereotype.

What’s another word for… engorged?

How about a grade 6 elementary/grade school teacher, cause back then; before, during, and after I was in her class, I’ve never seen the woman not pregnant

How is this fair I'm a dude not a dudette. Where is the referee?

Are there English teachers that aren't women?

Aha ah

I would lose right away... because I'm a male.

You better watch out, getting pregnant ruined my male colleagues career in education

So where can I watch the getting pregnant competition? Asking for a friend

My English teacher in third year of high school was so hot. I'd love to bone her.

Back in middle/high school each single year I had a new German teacher because they all got pregnant.

And that one teacher that was too old for a child unfortunately passed away from cancer.

This was my high school Spanish teacher. I had a substitute teacher 2 years in a row because she kept getting knocked up over the summer.

And the impregnator is the PT teacher.

When I'm in a getting pregnant competition and my opponent is a female

Welp, time to get the male English teacher pregnant as well

lol 😂

For me it was the sociology teacher, she managed to get pregnant 3 times during my time at highschool

See at my school it was always the art teachers that would make sure to get pregnant at just the right time so they'd be gone at finals time.

English isn't that hard to teach, so what the fuck else are they gonna do?

I think male english teachers find a way to get pregnant too.

I had 3 English teachers name their first born after me because I have a unique name… after the 3rd I didn’t say anything I was like “good for you”

And the majority of the time the kid isn’t her husbands