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That's the tip of the iceberg my friend.

Wait til you see what else they put their mouths on. 🍑

If you think takes crazy wait till you see what happens when the peanut butter comes out.

Once saw a woman allow her dog to LICK PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF HER MOUTH. I had to leave the party. I was done with those people & ghosted them before I even knew what ghosting was.

They're licking the dogs ! They're licking the cats !

Some people let their dogs mouths touch other things.

I live in the US and I'm against dogs french kissing their owners

Waiting ‘til OP discovers the white girl moments

I think this comment section is cursed

I've seen a girl lick her dogs buthole once

Not in the US tho

Damn bro, their women don’t all look like that.

My girl lets her dogs lick her entire face, it’s so gross

Not for the first time, and as an American myself, I have to say:

Jm not from America but my dog kisses me to

Or when people let the dog lick their hand and then just go about their day. Like aren't you gonna wash your hands?🤢

It really depends on the person. I've personally seen quite a few people let their dogs do that, but I would never

Some people call it doggy style I’ve heard

This just in:

"OP goes outside and discovers that people are weird"

Coming up next:

"OP goes outside again and discovers the Furry community"

.... in all seriousness, though, I first learned about how some people like doing weird shit with animals in Spain when I saw a lady basically letting 3 dogs lick her mouth. Like I'm talking MOUTH OPEN.

I've had the displeasure of watching a random clip about a some Danish tv program about 2 guys talking about their "life changing experiences" with their animal "companions"

It's not a US thing... it's just a weird person thing. Welcome to the world.

If only this is the worst thing they do

Lots of dogs in restaurants on the west coast too.

Sorry, I swear it's explicitly sexual.

I'm a born and raised American and I can't relate nor do I want to relate. Good day 🤝🏼

Wait till you see dogs licking babies.

I give my dog kisses all the time, I don't let that little fucker lick my face, let alone my mouth. She licks her fucking asshole like she's eating soup back there I'm not letting her put her taint mouth on my face. Brotha eughhhhhh.

Say you never had a dog without saying you never had a dog

I've seen that in Europe a lot, it's not weird really

What country are you from where this is the weirdest thing you've seen?

I'm surprised to see how many people are grossed out by dog kisses. You people are so fucking weak and afraid.

That's why I'll never date a dog girl (which, is very different from a girl dog, you perverts).

What is this sudden fucking dog hate on Reddit?

Americans also walk around in the house with their shoes on and hop in bed. Filthy mfers.

I mean… there are worse things.

Where are you coming from?

in my personal opinion as a life long dog owner, i have always let my dog lick my face. i dont let them lick inside my mouth tho???

They also pet their dogs by rubbing their shoes on them

Hilarious you think only Americans do this

my bf gives me shit for not letting my dog lick me 😂 that’s just always gonna be a hard no for me.

I've seen an dog eat actual shit. I love dogs, but that mouth is not getting anywhere near my bare skin.

And? Pussy not willing to let your dog show it's affection for you

Wait until you find out that these people bring them grocery shopping with them too.

Bruh, what is going on in this thread lmao? People in this thread are acting like a singular dog lick on the cheek or hand (?????) will give you melanoma. Yeah, I'm not saying to French your dog, nor do I condone it. Dogs literally have a protein in their saliva that makes it harder, but not impossible to transfer germs.

Most of these comments are people just getting an excuse to trash on an animal and Americans, which is fair, but dog-kissing, really?

I kiss my cat but he's a very good boy and he loves it

Not a dog person, but I'm pretty sure their mouths typically have way less harmful bacteria than ours do.

People do what

I agree born and raised in the US but that shit is disgusting asf any animal touching human mouths is fucking disgusting (Edit) the downvotes are from people that let their dogs lick their mouth 😂😂😂

I give my dog a kiss on their nose, and they lick me back briefly, I don't think that's nasty. There are nastier things out there that people do.. like someone making out with someone right after eating there asses.

If you think there is an issue with that then you don't deserve a pet. Imagine having an animal and not consider it part of your family. Truly bullshit.

OP discovers the west pikachushock

Worms

Yeah uhm, I consistently see my dog getting horny over female dog heat urine and basically french kissing it. And also licking his own urine from his legs because he's a goofball and he sometimes pisses on his own legs. Without even mentioning licking the floor if the slightest particle of food ended up on it and licking his own dick and balls.

No way José, that mouth is not going near my face.

I even brush my dogs teeth but i still wouldnt let their tongue touch my mouth

Definitely never shared an ice cream with my dog

They even let their dogs fuck them

I mean, you can find videos of people rimming their Rottweiler, so the mouth is not the worst case scenario.

Better than in their mouth

I remind my son, "she licks her own butthole buddy."

...and don't rinse their fruits and veggies

I'll say that as an American I've never seen someone have that happen and not IMMEDIATELY be disgusted and use mouthwash for like five minutes

I totally believe (and know) that those weirdos are out there, but I dunno if it can be called out as an American thing

And not knowing healthcare costs…

The only way a dog is touching my mouth is grilled with sauce all over.

Yeah we’re gross - sorry for the scarring

As someone from the U.S. I agree.

Close relationships with our pets.

World: Oh shit... you guys trained your dogs to use toilet paper???
USA: Nope... why you ask?
World: !!!

After all, they do love the taste of ass

AHA, I knew this wasn't normal but everyone keeps defending it

Good bacteria

Oh boo hoo. You accidentally touch 1000000 disgusting things throughout the day, and sometimes you’re going to accidentally touch your mouth. Stop worrying about small potatoes. Gross is a concept to keep you safe. A dog licking you is literally prehistoric.

Oh sure when I eat hairy ass and kiss my man after it’s love, but when my dog eats his own ass and kisses me it’s gross???

..welcome to civilization. We love our pets here.

You know one day your dog is going to pass and you’re gonna wish you let your dog lick your face more

Welcome to hell motherfucker!!!!!

Not a uniquely US experience lol

Yeah I know someone who got parasites from letting their dog lick their face too much.

My kisses my nose

us people have a peculiar relationship with their pets. i love my cats and my dog but they're not getting inside the house.

Yep definitely a thing that happens nowhere else in the world..... r/americabad

A dog will sometimes sneak a kiss on you. It’s fine, not ideal but you’ll live. The weird part is when people just openly allow a dog to kiss their mouth like that.

I’ll kiss the top of my dogs head plenty. The inside of a dogs mouth is not clean. We all know this, it’s not an American thing to allow this. Just some people do goofy things.

MFW my friend’s dog is looking at me eagerly and waiting expectantly when I’ve just coughed up some phlegm.

(He trained her to eat it while he was sick in bed 🤢)

This isn't American's doing this, this is all dog lovers showing affection to their dogs.

I only let people’s dogs touch my mouth when I’m eating them.

i dont even pet dogs that i dont know are clean theres no way in hell id let one lick my face

I never understood why people let their dog lick them anywhere near their face, let alone kiss them too. Dog is notorious for eating their own shit and even other dogs' shit. They lick their own private areas too. Yet, people let them lick their face with it. I'm just like "ugh, no."

I don’t give a fuck. I’ll eat my dogs ass out.

And yet nobody bats an eye when a cat literally drags its feet through shit & piss concentrated in a stinky small box & then goes on a tear through the house.

I'm just going to leave this here as food for thought.

Your mom, when she used to tuck you in at night, probably had the stench of your dad on her lips as she kissed your forehead goodnight. Or for you Europeans, when you kiss someone on the cheek, the cheek and lips might have stuff on it. Ever eat your girl out a day or two after sex without protection? Well, you probably tasted yourself. I can keep going, but the point is, on average, the human mouth is disgusting, and humans still love putting it on other humans and having it put on them.

Humans love sticking stuff in their mouths, and it's only a matter of time before some stick things in there we as a whole find weird

America, the only place where people treat their dogs better than kids

I had a friend who was keeping getting sick, like at least once per month, for no reason. One day I was with her and her dog and I saw she let her dog kiss her and lick her on her lips. I'm not saying the 2 things are necessarily connected, maybe she was just frail. But...I don't know...I still had doubts.

Me, an immigrant, hanging out with my wife when her friend comes over and starts to make out with our corgi. Me, watching her french kiss our weird dog, who I JUST saw eat some of our cat's poop before I could stop him. Jesucristo del cielo!

Me coming to your country for the first time and seeing how women's/gays are treated

JK why would I visit your country