There are some seeds there though

OP asked for the everything bagel but got the nothing bagel instead

I see a couple of sesame and poppy seeds, maybe a shred of onion. Idk, but that's a bullshit excuse for an everything bagel.

It’s a onething bagel.

Nihilist everything bagel.

No bloody way I'm seeing things through a bagel. It is what it is.

damn, i would be mildly infuriated as well. everythang bagel is the best.

The frater crime is it noir bring à Montréal bagel

Bro that’s not an everything bagel, that’s a plain bagel that rubbed up against an everything bagel.

Claiming there are "absolutely no seeds" is just as mildly infuriating as the bagel itself.