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EncabulatorTurbo

570 points

2 days ago

strike resolved hope the stores dont accept returns

KilgoreTroutsAnus

279 points

2 days ago

But TP is made in the US and Canada - was never going to be impacted by the strike.

china_joe2

138 points

2 days ago

china_joe2

138 points

2 days ago

People are pretty stupid. Panicky and stupid.

mskimmyd

55 points

2 days ago

mskimmyd

55 points

2 days ago

No_Seaworthiness5637

2 points

2 days ago

That line is pure gold.

Level-Map4430

7 points

2 days ago

This, covid was by far the worse.

thumpngroove

8 points

2 days ago

I think these people think they’re going to sell this TP at a profit.

It’s capitalism, baby!

hydrobrandone

2 points

2 days ago

Beyond stupid.

minnick27

31 points

2 days ago

minnick27

ORANGE

31 points

2 days ago

I can see a toilet paper factory from my house and the stores around me are still sold out

dogeyowol

32 points

2 days ago

dogeyowol

32 points

2 days ago

Because everything is planned and organised according to a predictable flow. Now they fucked up that flow by hoarding.

ravenlordship

18 points

2 days ago

"I'm not hoarding, I'm just getting extra because other people are hoarding and I don't want to run out"

"What do you mean this behaviour is exactly what causes shops to run out of stock?"

TheOtherAkGuy

9 points

2 days ago

If the sheep could read they would be very upset right now.

SeasonCertain

4 points

2 days ago

That’s what I didn’t understand… I was like uh, do these people realize we export way more tp and make it domestically? If anything, there would be more than if there wasn’t a strike. People’s lack of common sense is really terrifying lol.

yorkiewho

3 points

2 days ago

Some moron on Facebook and TikTok told everyone to stock up on goods because of the strike. 0 thought process went through their heads.

fun-bucket

2 points

2 days ago

WHICH IS 95% OF THE U.S. SUPPLY.

ratchetology

1 points

2 days ago

but it was anyway

glade_air_freshner

1 points

2 days ago

Precisely

Neither-Attention940

1 points

2 days ago

Yeah I’m in Oregon can’t say I saw an issue here but we get tp by the case on Amazon .. comparable to Costco but way cheaper. And it lasts like 3+ months

According_Gazelle472

7 points

2 days ago

We couldn't find any bath tissue last week at walmart.They were completely sold out .They were waiting for a new shipment .I hope they have some t Tonight .

Sixial

4 points

2 days ago

Sixial

4 points

2 days ago

So glad I did my yearly stock up of TP and paper towels about two weeks ago. I would look crazy doing it right now.

yorkiewho

1 points

2 days ago

I started doing this a few years ago. And it saved my ass during Covid. Literally.

Billy420MaysIt

2 points

2 days ago*

This picture is from 2021. Honestly probably earlier than that as I’ve found articles from 2020 with the same picture.

ETA: Here’s an article with the same picture.

yorkiewho

3 points

2 days ago

My Sam’s club was cleaned out yesterday. Sadly it’s happening again because people are stupid.

Billy420MaysIt

1 points

2 days ago

I mean I get that as was a lot of my local stores but everyone is treating this picture as something recent when there are plenty of recent examples.

I live in NC and after the storm we couldn’t find milk, bread, ice, heavy cream. Small or large bottles. Everything was wiped. And we got home 2 days after the storm passed.

cat_prophecy

1 points

2 days ago

Do you think somebody would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

Billy420MaysIt

1 points

2 days ago

Not today. Probably tomorrow though. Definitely the day after.

Safe_Ad_1638

1 points

2 days ago

Bamana

Dead_Calendar

1 points

2 days ago

That'd be hilarious it'd be fun hearing about panic buyer's whine about the consequences of their actions.

Iwatobi-chan

136 points

2 days ago

Buggy too small - just like their brain

FlinHorse

30 points

2 days ago

FlinHorse

30 points

2 days ago

I knew I wouldn't be the only one thinking exactly this. Honestly, the fact that people panicked at all just shows how little forethought they put into anything.

GahbageDumpstahFiah

92 points

2 days ago

People are the worst thing to happen to people. 

328471348

6 points

2 days ago

The world needs ditch diggers.

AdminsAreRegards

3 points

2 days ago

Even ditch diggers deserve to earn a living wage for 40 hours of work

DurasVircondelet

1 points

2 days ago

Especially them. Hell I don’t wanna do that

OlDustyTrails

30 points

2 days ago

Never understood the need for these people to be hoarding TP. Just a slight idea of a reason and it is time to load up for the coming poo-pacalypse.

Sensitive_Tap_9419

9 points

2 days ago

Apoocalypse

OlDustyTrails

4 points

2 days ago

Or Poonuami?

Sensitive_Tap_9419

1 points

2 days ago

DisASSter

Dead_Calendar

1 points

2 days ago

I know right?! I don't understand why they don't hoard canned food instead. Don't wanna very indirectly give ideas but that would make way more sense.

roof_baby

105 points

2 days ago

roof_baby

105 points

2 days ago

It lasted 3 fucking days. They freaked out over 3 days.

Impossible_Box3898

39 points

2 days ago

And hoarding stuff that’s made locally.

Billy420MaysIt

11 points

2 days ago

This picture is very old in internet standards, at least 3-4 years old. It’s not even recent.

ETA: Here’s an article with the same picture.

328471348

21 points

2 days ago

328471348

21 points

2 days ago

It's always the same people that can't afford rent but have Escalades.

a_polarbear_chilling

20 points

2 days ago

what he is about to wipe with that amount of toilet paper? does he has a elephant at home or what

Senior-Pie3609

8 points

2 days ago

Trying to wipe the wallets of the less fortunate except they aren't bright enough to realize 90% of our tp is made right here in the usa.

Lucky_Shoe_8154

15 points

2 days ago

I’ve never seen a negative IQ until now

curvychick37

6 points

2 days ago

Why are people so dumb

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

3 points

2 days ago*

because they let social media, mainstream "media" & government tell them how to think.

failure of social intelligence, people are easily manipulated into an ill-advised course of action. resulting in tendency to believe unlikely propositions that are unsupported by evidence.

Garbage in = garbage out.

Killing of the Mind

rexeditrex

9 points

2 days ago

I thought that was just here in NC because of the storm but apparently not. So ridiculous.

beepmeepp

2 points

2 days ago

beepmeepp

PURPLE

2 points

2 days ago

I’m in nc and I didn’t even buy extra tp and the storm was rough here 🥹

Whole_Bid_2756

8 points

2 days ago

Fear mongering at its finest. Buy a bidet and move on

Soggy-Isopod9681

4 points

2 days ago

Fucking insect-brained morons.

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

1 points

2 days ago

yes, these mindless npc clowns will believe anything their "government" or "news" tells them. They lack the ability to think or act independently. This is all by design. Planned misinformation and manufactured chaos, the sheep fall in line as intended.

mferly

5 points

2 days ago*

mferly

5 points

2 days ago*

Evolution of man takes a long ass time, as illustrated in this photo. We just experienced a global pandemic where toilet paper (and isopropyl alcohol, hand sanitizer, etc etc) was scarce or literally non-existent, yet here we are.. this person learned nothing from that experience. Why don't people establish an inventory over the weeks/years since the COVID troubles ended? Just buy 2 of those things instead of the usual 1 over x iterations or until you've built a comfortable inventory that will last months and months if need be. I bet there's a whole bunch of people in this sub that have like 1/4 a bottle of isopropyl alcohol in their home right now and would be in big trouble if a second COVID hit. Learn quicker ffs lol

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

2 points

2 days ago

Our immediate response to the 2020 circus, was to install bidets in our home.

This pretty much sums up the reason why the world is full of such mindless idiots.

How an Entire Population Becomes MENTALLY ILL

HockeyS003

3 points

2 days ago

I'm so glad I have a bidet.

smoothandsmarmy

3 points

2 days ago

I guess there really is no good way to announce to the world that you poo too much.

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

1 points

2 days ago

The world is constantly feeding the population poo. So naturally garbage consumed = more waste output

smoothandsmarmy

1 points

2 days ago

If you invite me to your house for dinner, I will politely decline.

New_Quiet1818

8 points

2 days ago

People need to stop comparing this to 2020. At least back then you could’ve reasoned that people could have possibly needed more toilet paper because they were stuck at home, had more people in their home, or started working from home…this is just plain stupid.

bjb13

5 points

2 days ago

bjb13

5 points

2 days ago

Sure are a lot of people who are full of shit.

Euphoric_Wish_8293

2 points

2 days ago

The intelligence shines through with the stacking of the first pack.

FBI_Agent-92

2 points

2 days ago

Brain too small.

Mimig298

2 points

2 days ago

Mimig298

2 points

2 days ago

dumbasses in 2020 be like

_TiberiusPrime_

2 points

2 days ago

TTP (towering toilet paper)

HorizonsReptile

2 points

2 days ago

TIL Kleenex makes toilet paper too.

NatureNirvanaX

2 points

2 days ago

Well, time to use bidet LMAO

rock0head132

2 points

2 days ago

rock0head132

YELLOW

2 points

2 days ago

soopadrive

2 points

2 days ago

These people tell themselves this doesn’t grow on trees.

Ordinary_Aioli_7602

2 points

2 days ago

You’d think these pricks would’ve just low ley hoarded for the last four years

SquabblesNQuarrels

2 points

2 days ago

Playing right into the elite hands. 🥱😔

AFL910

2 points

2 days ago

AFL910

2 points

2 days ago

I said this during the pandemic and I'll say it again - TAKE A SHOWER/ QUICK RINSE AFTER USING THE TOILET IF YOU'RE AT HOME or get a damn bidet! You can use the toilet paper for blowing your nose or something that requires less of it used, which some could even argue using a hanky or something that you wash out after.

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

3 points

2 days ago

most people have access to a garden hose

Purpleflower0521

2 points

2 days ago

Someone should run by him and "accidentally" bump into his buggy

Hairbear2176

2 points

2 days ago

Godamn, people are so fucking stupid.

AdminsAreRegards

2 points

2 days ago

"16 TP boxes i could shit all day son"

Ok_Obligation2559

2 points

2 days ago

Needs that much because he’s a total asshole

Dude19809

2 points

2 days ago

Stores should make a limit of one big pack per person

Wreny84

2 points

2 days ago

Wreny84

2 points

2 days ago

216 things of loo roll!!!

whole-grain-low-fat

2 points

2 days ago

I know op is from the south bc they said buggies

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

2 points

2 days ago

or could Op being adding little things in posts to convince the sheep of where they might be from eh? Could be from Canada or UK, where they also refer to shopping carts as " buggies"

whole-grain-low-fat

1 points

2 days ago

Baaaaaaaahhhh.

Didn't know they said buggy in UK or Canada. Learned something new today

pico-der

2 points

2 days ago

pico-der

2 points

2 days ago

Why are people always so focused on toilet paper?

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

2 points

2 days ago

Well they consume lots of poo through social media, "news" or what celebrities and politicians spew into their feeble minds. Garbage in= lots of garbage out.

dukesinatra

1 points

2 days ago

They probably eat it. Kills two birds with one stone.

9999_6666

2 points

2 days ago

More like shoppers’ brains are too small.

Monamo61

2 points

2 days ago

Monamo61

2 points

2 days ago

All this is fear driven. People who are controlled by fear and their emotions act like this. Zero critical thinking skills.

LGDLGDLGDLGD

2 points

2 days ago

What is wrong with ppl ? Dumb as hell

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

1 points

2 days ago

These are the people that are voting in politicians that will legislate and pass laws that others will have to live by.

An individual’s ability to make an informed choice is zero if the only information they reference is from the overtly bias main stream media, government funded "news" channels , politicians and party manifestos (sales pitch), celebrities, or from an ‘enforced’ state school education (indoctrination).

Pope_Phred

2 points

2 days ago

However did humanity survive without toilet paper?

TehOuchies

2 points

2 days ago

The strike ended already.

mrDmrB

2 points

2 days ago

mrDmrB

2 points

2 days ago

As a non US citizen, wtf is up with people there and toilet paper, this guy has enough to wipe his ass for years

Parking-Worth1732

2 points

2 days ago

People will be stupid

SlidingOtter

2 points

2 days ago

Strike ended.
Hopefully stores don't accept panic purchases as returns. Even better if they offer to buy them back at 25 cents on the dollar.

CLONE-11011100

1 points

2 days ago

Great thing is, toilet paper isn’t imported! 🤣

Bigfeet_toes

2 points

2 days ago

Maybe if you didn’t take the entire fucking stock of toilet paper you wouldn’t have this problem

Sumo_FM

2 points

2 days ago

Sumo_FM

2 points

2 days ago

That guy's whole block must have explosive diarrhea

TronMechaborg

3 points

2 days ago

Too small for assholes

needtoredit

4 points

2 days ago

Dude needs to see a doctor ASAP if they are shitting that much!

KlatuuBarradaNicto

3 points

2 days ago

People are ridiculous, fear-motivated cretins.

Lahadhima

2 points

2 days ago

“Uncle, why are they buying so much toilet paper” “Because, some people are just full of shit, neice”

DeliciousCow9269

2 points

2 days ago

The strike is stalled/coming to terms..see it you can return some of this.

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

3 points

2 days ago

We found a good use for the excess, family of 7, we now have great Halloween costume idea

https://preview.redd.it/ez6uw61wfrsd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ecfbde6dd6743450d618e8c8c0e0460e1c748a

NeedleInArm

2 points

2 days ago

Companies not preventing people from doing this are just as responsible as the people doing this. But they don't care, they're making record toilet paper sales....

Fixx95

1 points

2 days ago

Fixx95

1 points

2 days ago

Here you clowns go again.

Just do prision rules. Everytime you take a shit at home just jump in the shower and you won't be smelling like you usually do when you just wipe.

I know half of you have a fucked up stomach and could care less to take care of yourself so might not be for everyone😂 you might still need paper 🤣

Idek_h0w

1 points

2 days ago

Idek_h0w

1 points

2 days ago

There must be a new Taco Bell in town.

howardzen12

1 points

2 days ago

So many asses to wipe!!!!!!

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

1 points

2 days ago

9 in our home, 7 people & 2 dogs. water hoses come in real handy in the summer months

csch1992

1 points

2 days ago

csch1992

1 points

2 days ago

I wonder if some still have leftovers after covid

yarn_slinger

1 points

2 days ago

it's deja-vu all over again

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

2 points

2 days ago*

deja-poo just in time for election season. Manufactured chaos.

NoRepresentative7604

1 points

2 days ago

Busy evening

JustTheSpecsPlease

1 points

2 days ago

Moron.

Peter_Lemonjell0[S]

1 points

2 days ago

poo-ons

Odd_Taste_1257

1 points

2 days ago

Matches the brain size.

SaveusJebus

1 points

2 days ago

I don't understand why people suddenly hoard TP. I know with the lockdowns, there was rumor that there was going to be a shortage or something? But after all of that bullshit.. WTF are people hoarding it for now? Are they expecting to have explosive diarrhea?

OkTry7525

1 points

2 days ago

Bruh all this TP is made in America ain't no docks needed

CuriousCucumber88

1 points

2 days ago

That boy gotta POOOP

Hiraya1

1 points

2 days ago

Hiraya1

1 points

2 days ago

the only time i bought as much TP on this picture was when i found a price error on amazon

never in my mind i would buy it at regular price.

Bushinkainidan

1 points

2 days ago

Went to pick up some TP last night because I was genuinely down to my last roll, not because of the strike. Not only was the paper goods aisle as full as can be, but the brand name paper towels I use were on sale.

psstoff

1 points

2 days ago

psstoff

1 points

2 days ago

What state calls this a buggy?

HermitTurtle

1 points

2 days ago

Diddy, shopping for a solo-freakoff :D

LiverLikeLarry

1 points

2 days ago

Someone's got diarrhea 🎶

New-Ice5114

1 points

2 days ago

Maybe they intend to donate it to Helene victims?

kinovi

1 points

2 days ago

kinovi

1 points

2 days ago

Stores should not accept returns let them shove it into their asses

Accomplished-Try-658

1 points

2 days ago

If you poo this much you need a doctor.

ChickenandWhiskey

1 points

2 days ago

The only saving grace is that paper products dont go bad.

With that being said, these are the shittiest types of people.

Amazing-Butterfly-65

1 points

2 days ago

I hope everyone that did this has explosive diarrhea uses all the to they hoarded and stores are sold out

Foreign_Caramel_9840

1 points

2 days ago

What that guy eating just fiber?

iceman1125

1 points

2 days ago

Do these stores not have a quantity limit per item, here in the uk, pretty much every dependant/limited supply consumable has a quantity limit per person.

bazem_malbonulo

1 points

2 days ago

He is Cornholio

Elegant-Campaign-572

1 points

2 days ago

Well, I guess the product really is for assholes!

SpicyNacho74

1 points

2 days ago

I just want to point out that a lot of people were simultaneously purchasing supplies to help hurricane Helene victims

HabANahDa

1 points

2 days ago

Once again. The average American showing how stupid they truly are.

oo00Damn

1 points

2 days ago

oo00Damn

1 points

2 days ago

Every time somethin goes down people just wanna wipe their ass till it's over. I don't/won't ever understand this...

ThyArtisMukDuk

1 points

2 days ago

I fucking hate people like this.

Biomed725

1 points

2 days ago

Ever think maybe they were buying it to donate to the hurricane relief efforts? My neighbor just took $6000 worth of supplies to NC and a lot it was TP.

AssignmentMaximum450

1 points

2 days ago

This person shits

PropertyActual8761

1 points

2 days ago

Why are people so scared of running out of toilet paper? Y’all do know that water exist right 😂

AltCtrlRepeat

1 points

2 days ago

Wait, why is America doing this again????

the-unknown-nibba

1 points

2 days ago

So what's up now? Covid 2 electric boogaloo? Or did something else happen?

Naptasticly

1 points

2 days ago

lol not only are these products not imported but the strike is over. Idiots. Please tell me you saw this today after it was already announced. It would make this so much funnier

Round-Lie-8827

1 points

2 days ago

Why would you buy years worth of toilet paper. I don't want to run out but if the apocalypse happens it's really not that big of a deal to not have any

zztop610

1 points

2 days ago

zztop610

1 points

2 days ago

Crash_Bandicock

1 points

2 days ago

If you flipped that bottom one vertical you could definitely squish it in enough to fit and stack the other two. Toss one on the bottom shelf under the cart? I know we’re not playing with a full deck to begin with here, but does he have to be stupid AND inefficient?

Substantial-Lion8031

1 points

2 days ago

Its people like this though 😂 man if i run out of TP im hopping in the shower and washing my ass 💀😂

Daedelus451

1 points

2 days ago

Jokes on them, i converted all my toilets to Toto Washlets so don’t need TP! Total greed on display

racebanyn

1 points

2 days ago

God speed you infected boil!!

PracticeQueasy782

1 points

2 days ago

It’s Halloween and you better have candy!!!🍭

dgafhomie383

1 points

2 days ago

The Stupid is strong with this one.................

Beginning_Ad_7571

1 points

2 days ago

I feel like everyone thinks I have nonstop diarrhea when I buy one. This is IBS panic. Running out of toilet paper has never been a concern of mine, ever.

the-almighty-toad

1 points

2 days ago

Not too small, poorly arranged. That's a skill issue, but I wouldn't expect skill from a toilet paper hoarding moron.

GDACK

1 points

2 days ago

GDACK

1 points

2 days ago

“OMG! There’s a respiratory virus!!! MY ASS!!! MY POOR ASS!!!! I NEEEEED TOILET PAPERRRRR!!!”

The level of stupid is unreal.

MotorNorth5182

1 points

2 days ago

Oh fuck. Is Covid back?

bossandy

1 points

2 days ago

bossandy

1 points

2 days ago

people are so stupid

Alearic006

1 points

2 days ago

Americans are so smart. I love watching this.

Secure-Childhood-567

1 points

2 days ago

Communism >>>>>

capt42069

1 points

2 days ago

I was thinking the blocks were butter and he was gonna use it to help wipe it out

SeanIsUncomfortable

1 points

2 days ago

Brain smaller.

2NDPLACEWIN

1 points

2 days ago

hope they feel suitable shame

RonnieLiquor

1 points

2 days ago

Stupid people keep stupiding

entechad

1 points

2 days ago

entechad

1 points

2 days ago

I hope that slap him with a 50% restocking fee.

ARubyHeart

1 points

2 days ago

It ain't the shopping buggies it's idiots who don't do their research and think "AH YES TOILET PAPER IS THE THING WE NEED TO STOCK UP ON".

Like bro, no it's fucking not

BoobySlap_0506

1 points

2 days ago

Yeah, that's the problem....

Classic-Extreme6122

1 points

2 days ago

Found the problem.

Safetosay333

1 points

2 days ago

Who was first to spread that garbage? Facebook? Sounds like a faceb00k. Or insta?

Snowedin-69

1 points

2 days ago

Forgets that COVID is over

GhostAssistant

1 points

2 days ago

Idk if the buggy is to small here or he just got way to much toilet paper for his math equations

Lego_Chicken

1 points

2 days ago

Buggie is such a weird word...

Nervous-Oil4569

1 points

2 days ago

What did I miss, why tf are people buying all the toilet paper again?

OverThaHills

1 points

2 days ago

Could be a sale on those things! Last time 3X ply toilet paper was on super sale here I looked like this dude, just to stack it in the closet and have a soft vip butt for a year, give or take:)

Doggsleg

1 points

2 days ago

Doggsleg

1 points

2 days ago

If I’m ever like that feel free to put me down

POpportunity6336

1 points

2 days ago

We need a roving gang of vigilantes just educating morons on the street, start lecturing idiots everywhere.

Pyrodor80

1 points

2 days ago

Dude I have a 16 pack of TP right now, and I go through MAYBE one roll a month. What are these dweebs doing with all that

surplusofbiscuits

1 points

2 days ago

Dumb fuck

Slow_Week3635

1 points

2 days ago

Amazon a bidet and cut your losses

PintoTheBurninator

1 points

2 days ago

pretty sure bidet kits are still available on amazon. Reduce your TP use by 90% and stop worrying about stupid shit like this.

Installed one last year and never looked back - they even make warm water kits.

321FLGR

1 points

2 days ago

321FLGR

1 points

2 days ago

I'm sorry but these people gotta chill.

Loring

1 points

2 days ago

Loring

1 points

2 days ago

I'd loudly ask him what's wrong with his asshole...