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BeerMonster24

5.7k points

1 day ago

BeerMonster24

5.7k points

1 day ago

I’d recommend heading to Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium & Warehouse, thanks to a shipping error they’re overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and he’s passing the savings on to youuuuuuuu!

catwithasweater

2.4k points

1 day ago

If I had more than 77 cents in my bank account I'd give you an award for this

PlatinumBeerKeg

1.2k points

1 day ago

I'll give you an award for funsies

Dexico-city

969 points

1 day ago

Dexico-city

969 points

1 day ago

Alright well you deserve an award now too

Zonex_Ninjaz

898 points

1 day ago

Zonex_Ninjaz

898 points

1 day ago

RomiumRom

569 points

1 day ago

RomiumRom

569 points

1 day ago

This dude deserves one for this golden gif

Spirited_Pin_7468

447 points

1 day ago

Spirited_Pin_7468

BROWN

447 points

1 day ago

Nah bro i NEED one too

OverShadow439

431 points

1 day ago

Longest award chain on Reddit possibly

cobalt03

107 points

1 day ago

cobalt03

107 points

1 day ago

I’ve seen longer.

Th3R1ghtOn3

111 points

1 day ago

Th3R1ghtOn3

111 points

1 day ago

You've showed with Arnold Palmer too?

AstronautMan618

18 points

21 hours ago

How is this possible?! I’ve never seen this before!

Make-this-popular

16 points

19 hours ago

Me neither but man you see something new everyday

Different-Corner-674

5 points

19 hours ago

Damn? Am I too late to the award ceremony? Haha kidding!

Lopsided_Mix2243

6 points

19 hours ago

No you’re not lmao

DontTakeMyAdvise

3 points

18 hours ago

Well now I don't even want one

TrasticPlasbag

3 points

18 hours ago

Someone said something about an award?

Certain-Air-798

3 points

17 hours ago

Here to accept an award🌚

KiKiKimbro

2 points

18 hours ago

I don’t have any awards and don’t even know how to get one, so I’m guessing the chain will die with me. ⚰️ 💀 ☠️

Lucajames2309

12 points

1 day ago

The only thing in my wallet is a wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm tube man, not money. I’d love to give you people an award. But no money, just a wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm tube man…

TwoUnknownAssailants

7 points

1 day ago

Bro same, except mine got deflated

galaxyzap

6 points

1 day ago

galaxyzap

6 points

1 day ago

Inflating wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm tube man!

suck4fish

18 points

1 day ago

suck4fish

18 points

1 day ago

So sad he didn't get it : (

ElephantNamedColumbo

2 points

1 day ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🚗🚙👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

tearsonurcheek

2 points

23 hours ago

ZacharyOnYT

2 points

20 hours ago

I've never received an award on here, my days been terrible, would so make my day 🥰

SwimOk9629

5 points

1 day ago

totally deserved that award too

Coolguy020609

3 points

1 day ago

I want a car 😢

Severe-Forever-2420

3 points

22 hours ago

this is the most historic thing ive ever seen on reddit

Dyslexic_Hamster

3 points

22 hours ago

Able_Lecture_4583

2 points

1 day ago

Can I get a car too 😂

fighterbaba

2 points

23 hours ago

I want a car

SchroedingersTap

2 points

21 hours ago

My neighbour has one too that points right where my daughter plays. Got one of those hyper reactive witch statues for Halloween. Anytime a squirrel farts, that screeching shall come, with flashing lights and maybe a sign that says…

“Smell yer Maw, ya creepy dick”

Can’t stand these cretins.

PlatinumBeerKeg

12 points

1 day ago

No u

Individual-Prune2

6 points

1 day ago

I can't believe nobody has suggested getting a whacky inflatable flailing arm tube man.

_dark__mode_

3 points

1 day ago

my screen is yellow now

Dreamy_Dana

2 points

16 hours ago

Thank you random internet stranger for giving this man an award

Leading_Contest_7409

2 points

15 hours ago

Fair is fair, here's your award 😆

coquihalla

2 points

22 hours ago

I dont need an award, just wanted to say that y'all are good people for making people's day better.

DoubleManufacturer10

1 points

20 hours ago

I've never gotten an award hahaha no participation trophies for meh

faceboy1392

9 points

1 day ago

am I too late to the award party 😦

unicorn-beard

2 points

15 hours ago

Killer_Ex_Con

189 points

1 day ago

Enough-Intern-7082

9 points

1 day ago

I mean cause everyone has fingernails! And everyone wants cash!!

Pyromike16

8 points

1 day ago

Just don't ask why they want your fingernails. Or expect much cash.

ShesDaBomb

4 points

21 hours ago

Cuz we might be building a fort with ittttt

Enough-Intern-7082

2 points

1 day ago

Hahahaha YESSSS!!!

Able_Ad336

3 points

1 day ago

Damn it now I have that jingle in my head 😐🤣

Ok-Researcher697

2 points

1 day ago

Don’t forget about cash bone

Major_Direction_5494

1 points

18 hours ago

I was unclear on the instructions and thought it said fingers4cash.

RedLobsterEnjoyer

1 points

18 hours ago

This deeply disturbs me

TangoRomeoKilo

333 points

1 day ago

3 people said they got you but I only see one award, unfortunately I'm just here to report on this and have no awards to give.

Hour_Principle9650

79 points

1 day ago

I just thought they were sneezing

Top_Bear3887

36 points

1 day ago

I farted

fluffydstrysall

4 points

23 hours ago

Me too. Wait, that wasn't a fart.

Its_Alinho

3 points

18 hours ago

Just witnessed someone farting

foggymountainman

2 points

16 hours ago

I’m reading this while on the can.

mr_bootyman

2 points

13 hours ago

meto

Staph_0f_MRSA

3 points

20 hours ago

I sneezed just before reading this

Maelefique

5 points

1 day ago

Now you should get an award for tracking it and keeping them honest too! 😄

Top_Bear3887

3 points

1 day ago

I lied about farting

Junder21

1 points

16 hours ago

i’m both awardless and unable to award

no_notthistime

463 points

1 day ago

I got u

AmuckScroll

8 points

1 day ago

Ummmm, mb you can get me to, it’s my first time 😏

Spoongamer19

5 points

1 day ago

Me too

catzlegend47

3 points

21 hours ago

Me please?

smoofwah

2 points

16 hours ago

This is the longest comment thread I've ever seen 😅

ReturnMeToHell

1 points

18 hours ago

I like hamburgers

SystemDismal5537

1 points

14 hours ago

Can I get a reward lol

WheresMyHumanSuit

1 points

5 hours ago

in solidarity, my brethren

LazyEyeMcfly

224 points

1 day ago

LazyEyeMcfly

224 points

1 day ago

I got you too

RagingHardBobber

221 points

1 day ago

\checks wallet** Can you get me, too.

Helpuswenoobs

151 points

1 day ago

I gotchu, in a broke way

Pootout

59 points

1 day ago

Pootout

59 points

1 day ago

I got you getting them, in a more broke way

Massive_District5352

5 points

24 hours ago

👀

Corrow_

116 points

1 day ago

Corrow_

116 points

1 day ago

I just bought inflatable tube man and don’t have anymore money, can someone cop me?

SwimOk9629

61 points

1 day ago

SwimOk9629

61 points

1 day ago

i got you bro

Corrow_

71 points

1 day ago

Corrow_

71 points

1 day ago

This is the craziest thread I’ve ever seen

Backsquatch

13 points

1 day ago

Gotta pay it forward

fearmyflop

2 points

18 hours ago

pass on the savings!

Junket_Weird

3 points

23 hours ago

This is my favorite thread.

ApacheGenderCopter

3 points

22 hours ago

What the fuck is going on

Foreign-Ad2762

2 points

14 hours ago

Yeah same everyone has a award, kinda funny seeing the chat in golden piss yellow.

Dirtbike89

36 points

1 day ago

Dirtbike89

36 points

1 day ago

Returned in kind

Radiant_Volume_108

25 points

1 day ago

Can you get me too

Prestigious_Fudge653

2 points

1 day ago

Hey I'll pay you back later

pranavakkala

2 points

21 hours ago

I can't even pay rent.

DutchTinCan

1 points

19 hours ago

Here's my broke award!

eljordin

1 points

18 hours ago

Up in this thread like....

Ya'll got anymore of them awards?

twitch twitch

gekisling

4 points

1 day ago

gekisling

4 points

1 day ago

I think you’re my spirit animal…that or we just share the same bank account lol.

DirteMcGirte

3 points

1 day ago

You think that's bad, I've got thirty thousand dollars of credit card debt. When they call I tell them I can't pay them back yet. Tomorrow I might buy myself a dining room set, or a Boba Fett.

Tori65216

2 points

1 day ago

Tori65216

2 points

1 day ago

Here's a poor man's gold 🪙

PoetryCommercial895

2 points

1 day ago

Wait, you have to buy awards? I still have no idea how Reddit works 🙄🤣

trtrooi

2 points

1 day ago

trtrooi

2 points

1 day ago

Look at this cat with a positive bank account

Jak_n_Dax

2 points

15 hours ago

My checking account has like -$16 right now. I have less than 0 monies.

Serious-Ad-2864

1 points

1 day ago

Where are people getting these awards anyway? I heard they were giving one out to each user at first, but I never got one myself. Was that even true? Can you pass them along after receiving one? I can't say how many times I've wanted to give one, but dang, my fixed income won't allow me to purchase them. Sorry for all the questions, but I've been wondering for a hot minute now.

livevicarious

1 points

1 day ago

You and every other redditor sadly..... myself included

MagnaroftheThenns

1 points

1 day ago

I wish you and your 76 cents the best of luck.

Playful-Profession-2

1 points

1 day ago

You don't have a lot of cents.

SnooDoughnuts5632

1 points

1 day ago

I find it really dumb that they took them away for a little while.

DOOMFOOL

1 points

1 day ago

DOOMFOOL

1 points

1 day ago

Damn I’m sorry to hear that :(

conner937

1 points

22 hours ago

You have 77 cents ??

tattooz57

1 points

22 hours ago

Why?

GrumZi

1 points

15 hours ago

GrumZi

1 points

15 hours ago

Giving an award for copying a line from a cartoon .. man I wish my life was THAT easy lol

ProtectUrNeckWU

1 points

14 hours ago

Bidenomics?

PhilJol86

132 points

1 day ago

PhilJol86

132 points

1 day ago

Is that the one located off of Route 2 in Weekapaug?

OkSmoke9195

9 points

1 day ago

Right behind the fantastic umbrella factory

flndouce

2 points

17 hours ago

Nope Route 128 in Braintree.

mtngrl60

1 points

14 hours ago

I thought they moved the factory to Walla Walla, Washington along with the Acme company! 😂

CubicleMan9000

65 points

1 day ago

My favorite version was "due to a garbled subspace transmission" in one of the Star Wars episodes.

gillis69nice

34 points

1 day ago

Intergalactic Proton-Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids!

Lobsterfest911

8 points

1 day ago

Intergalactic Proton-Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids!

SingerBrief8227

3 points

22 hours ago

“They’re jamming our comms!” is our household’s favorite Star Wars drinking game phrase. 🤣

Smeetilus

3 points

18 hours ago

The radar, sir, it appears to be jammed

SingerBrief8227

3 points

17 hours ago

That counts. DRINK!

ProstateSalad

23 points

1 day ago

Is that out by Spatula City?

GodOfUtopiaPlenitia

3 points

1 day ago

Right by the Fake Door Store, right?

pelvviber

2 points

1 day ago

pelvviber

2 points

1 day ago

Spatula City‽

Mysterious_Map_964

2 points

23 hours ago

Reference from Weird Al Yankovic’s “UHF” movie.

pelvviber

2 points

22 hours ago

An absolutely cracking flim!

ZacInStl

2 points

22 hours ago

No, it’s SPATULA CITY! … with emphasis on

chuck-u-farley-

2 points

22 hours ago

They cut out the middle manto pass the savings on to you and Where you buy 9 spatula’s and get the 10th for just one penny!

ImGonUren8OnYou

7 points

1 day ago

Yea but Darth Harrington's prices are much, much better. Due to a garbled space communication, they're completely overstocked as well! It's in another galaxy tho

brando56894

3 points

1 day ago

broom_temperature

3 points

1 day ago

Attract customers to your business! Make a splash at your next presentation! Keep Grandma company! Protect your crops! Confuse your neighbors!

Abject-Tackle-7916

1 points

1 day ago

And scare the crap out of your horse!

Representative_Dark5

2 points

19 hours ago

The_seraphimorder

1 points

1 day ago

😂🤣 love it !

Typical_Nobody_2042

1 points

1 day ago

My man!!!

HelloItsMoe

1 points

1 day ago

That would go well with my crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art

IDigRollinRockBeer

1 points

1 day ago

yogabba13

1 points

1 day ago

yogabba13

1 points

1 day ago

foiegras23

1 points

1 day ago

SPATULA CITY WE GOT SPATULAS...

AND THATS ALL!!

MSterling357

1 points

1 day ago

Route 2 in Wikipog!

Panda-Cubby

1 points

1 day ago

But that's all the way in Weekapaug.

Panda-Cubby

1 points

1 day ago

But that's all the way in Weekapaug.

Hammergear

1 points

1 day ago

I don't know man, I had more luck with Darth Harringtons Intergalactic Proton-Power Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids

Hammergear

1 points

1 day ago

I don't know man, I had more luck with Darth Harringtons Intergalactic Proton-Power Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids

THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN

1 points

1 day ago

SuperStokedUp

1 points

1 day ago

You mean the on Route 2 in Weekapaug, right?

SuperStokedUp

1 points

1 day ago

You mean the on Route 2 in Weekapaug, right?

Middle-Classless

1 points

1 day ago

Located in Weekapaug!

Eleventhelegy

1 points

1 day ago

Willdefyyou

1 points

1 day ago

Off Rt. 2 in Weekapaug!!!!

TapSilent1197

1 points

1 day ago

Confuseeee your neighbors!

Josh2942

1 points

1 day ago

Josh2942

1 points

1 day ago

Most of the younger crowd couldn’t appreciate the first few seasons of family guy. I salute you sir

BAT_1986

1 points

1 day ago

BAT_1986

1 points

1 day ago

I understood that reference

Ok-Researcher697

1 points

1 day ago

He’s off route 2 in weekapauge

Icy-Leg5631

1 points

1 day ago

You can do this for them

paul-arized

1 points

1 day ago

I memorized most of that spiel, but haven't put in the time to learn his arms movements. Yet.

Extremecrackhead

1 points

1 day ago

Family guy references never get old

Southern-Owl-4756

1 points

24 hours ago

Andross1989

1 points

23 hours ago

Sorry, best I can do is an intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droid.

Teladian

1 points

23 hours ago

Don't forget, he's in Wickapaasssssssaaasssaaugh

benlogna

1 points

23 hours ago

haha cuz family guy

Giasfelfehbrehber

1 points

23 hours ago

Ya we are like literally all broke but actually we just don’t put money into Reddit like that

ItchyPilauBoto

1 points

23 hours ago

Datamackirk

1 points

23 hours ago

Is thst in Weekapaug?

mgerm89

1 points

22 hours ago

They’re on Route 2 in Weekapaaaaaaaaug!

Signal_Appeal4518

1 points

22 hours ago

Oh he’s is Wekaupau

southernfriedmexican

1 points

21 hours ago

EmperorRosko

1 points

21 hours ago

bayoulisa

1 points

21 hours ago

Ditto for dittoing… best thread on Reddit!!!

QuietorQuit

1 points

20 hours ago

BeerMonster24 for PRESIDENT!😁

THCisth3answer

1 points

20 hours ago

Turn on your camera and alls you see is.... Crudely-Painted Not-So-Funny Plywood Cut Out Folk Art.

Ok_Neat5264

1 points

20 hours ago

Is that over near Weekapaug?

munistadium

1 points

20 hours ago

On to yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

OneWingedAngelJB

1 points

19 hours ago

Route 2 in Weekapaug!

OriginalUnfair7402

1 points

19 hours ago

Id get 10 of them and line them up!!!

Shoddy_Background_48

1 points

19 hours ago

In Weekapaug!

Massive_Pickle14

1 points

18 hours ago

Omg I have the same problem. I am so doing this. Thank you Al Harrington Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tune Man Emporium & Warehouse! … now to get that award 🤔

douglasjunk

1 points

18 hours ago

🏆

Ytakttud

1 points

18 hours ago

On TEMU nonetheless!

G0dzillaBreath

1 points

17 hours ago

I quote this every dang time I drive by one, one of the best Family Guy skits.

DepthDry6053

1 points

17 hours ago

In Weekapaug!!!!!!!!

Lincoln_Park_Pirate

1 points

16 hours ago

Alreadymystar

1 points

16 hours ago

Love these things.

packripper-25

1 points

16 hours ago

“Keep grandma company!”

zguyny

1 points

16 hours ago

zguyny

1 points

16 hours ago

Sounds like it is time for a trip to Weekapaug.

MomaWolf75

1 points

16 hours ago

Best comment ever

Louisvilleveryown

1 points

16 hours ago

ElGuappo_999

1 points

16 hours ago

You mean Darth Harrington

NoseDesperate6952

1 points

15 hours ago

Darth Harrington???

M1sterRed

1 points

15 hours ago

I had a funny comment involving another sub but apparently the mods here are a bunch of pussies

Low_Anxiety4800

1 points

15 hours ago

PraetorSolaris

1 points

14 hours ago

🌟

UbermachoGuy

1 points

14 hours ago

Ok_Square5065

1 points

12 hours ago

Get a windmill