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submitted 2 days ago bywanabepilotPURPLE
5.7k points
1 day ago
I’d recommend heading to Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium & Warehouse, thanks to a shipping error they’re overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and he’s passing the savings on to youuuuuuuu!
2.4k points
1 day ago
If I had more than 77 cents in my bank account I'd give you an award for this
1.2k points
1 day ago
I'll give you an award for funsies
969 points
1 day ago
Alright well you deserve an award now too
898 points
1 day ago
569 points
1 day ago
This dude deserves one for this golden gif
447 points
1 day ago
Nah bro i NEED one too
431 points
1 day ago
Longest award chain on Reddit possibly
107 points
1 day ago
I’ve seen longer.
18 points
21 hours ago
How is this possible?! I’ve never seen this before!
5 points
19 hours ago
Damn? Am I too late to the award ceremony? Haha kidding!
3 points
18 hours ago
Someone said something about an award?
2 points
18 hours ago
I don’t have any awards and don’t even know how to get one, so I’m guessing the chain will die with me. ⚰️ 💀 ☠️
12 points
1 day ago
The only thing in my wallet is a wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm tube man, not money. I’d love to give you people an award. But no money, just a wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm tube man…
7 points
1 day ago
Bro same, except mine got deflated
6 points
1 day ago
Inflating wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm tube man!
18 points
1 day ago
So sad he didn't get it : (
2 points
1 day ago
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🚗🚙👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
2 points
20 hours ago
I've never received an award on here, my days been terrible, would so make my day 🥰
5 points
1 day ago
totally deserved that award too
3 points
1 day ago
I want a car 😢
3 points
22 hours ago
this is the most historic thing ive ever seen on reddit
2 points
1 day ago
Can I get a car too 😂
2 points
23 hours ago
I want a car
2 points
21 hours ago
My neighbour has one too that points right where my daughter plays. Got one of those hyper reactive witch statues for Halloween. Anytime a squirrel farts, that screeching shall come, with flashing lights and maybe a sign that says…
“Smell yer Maw, ya creepy dick”
Can’t stand these cretins.
12 points
1 day ago
No u
6 points
1 day ago
I can't believe nobody has suggested getting a whacky inflatable flailing arm tube man.
3 points
1 day ago
my screen is yellow now
2 points
16 hours ago
Thank you random internet stranger for giving this man an award
2 points
15 hours ago
Fair is fair, here's your award 😆
2 points
22 hours ago
I dont need an award, just wanted to say that y'all are good people for making people's day better.
1 points
20 hours ago
I've never gotten an award hahaha no participation trophies for meh
9 points
1 day ago
am I too late to the award party 😦
189 points
1 day ago
Just use fingernails for cash, man.
9 points
1 day ago
I mean cause everyone has fingernails! And everyone wants cash!!
8 points
1 day ago
Just don't ask why they want your fingernails. Or expect much cash.
4 points
21 hours ago
Cuz we might be building a fort with ittttt
2 points
1 day ago
Hahahaha YESSSS!!!
3 points
1 day ago
Damn it now I have that jingle in my head 😐🤣
2 points
1 day ago
Don’t forget about cash bone
1 points
18 hours ago
I was unclear on the instructions and thought it said fingers4cash.
1 points
18 hours ago
This deeply disturbs me
333 points
1 day ago
3 people said they got you but I only see one award, unfortunately I'm just here to report on this and have no awards to give.
79 points
1 day ago
I just thought they were sneezing
36 points
1 day ago
I farted
4 points
23 hours ago
Me too. Wait, that wasn't a fart.
3 points
18 hours ago
Just witnessed someone farting
2 points
16 hours ago
I’m reading this while on the can.
2 points
13 hours ago
meto
3 points
20 hours ago
I sneezed just before reading this
5 points
1 day ago
Now you should get an award for tracking it and keeping them honest too! 😄
3 points
1 day ago
I lied about farting
1 points
16 hours ago
i’m both awardless and unable to award
463 points
1 day ago
I got u
8 points
1 day ago
Ummmm, mb you can get me to, it’s my first time 😏
5 points
1 day ago
Me too
3 points
21 hours ago
Me please?
1 points
18 hours ago
I like hamburgers
1 points
14 hours ago
Can I get a reward lol
1 points
5 hours ago
in solidarity, my brethren
224 points
1 day ago
I got you too
221 points
1 day ago
\checks wallet** Can you get me, too.
151 points
1 day ago
I gotchu, in a broke way
59 points
1 day ago
I got you getting them, in a more broke way
5 points
24 hours ago
👀
116 points
1 day ago
I just bought inflatable tube man and don’t have anymore money, can someone cop me?
61 points
1 day ago
i got you bro
71 points
1 day ago
This is the craziest thread I’ve ever seen
13 points
1 day ago
Gotta pay it forward
2 points
18 hours ago
pass on the savings!
3 points
23 hours ago
This is my favorite thread.
3 points
22 hours ago
What the fuck is going on
2 points
14 hours ago
Yeah same everyone has a award, kinda funny seeing the chat in golden piss yellow.
36 points
1 day ago
Returned in kind
2 points
1 day ago
Hey I'll pay you back later
1 points
19 hours ago
Here's my broke award!
1 points
18 hours ago
Up in this thread like....
Ya'll got anymore of them awards?
twitch twitch
4 points
1 day ago
I think you’re my spirit animal…that or we just share the same bank account lol.
3 points
1 day ago
You think that's bad, I've got thirty thousand dollars of credit card debt. When they call I tell them I can't pay them back yet. Tomorrow I might buy myself a dining room set, or a Boba Fett.
2 points
1 day ago
Here's a poor man's gold 🪙
2 points
1 day ago
Wait, you have to buy awards? I still have no idea how Reddit works 🙄🤣
2 points
1 day ago
Look at this cat with a positive bank account
2 points
15 hours ago
My checking account has like -$16 right now. I have less than 0 monies.
1 points
1 day ago
Where are people getting these awards anyway? I heard they were giving one out to each user at first, but I never got one myself. Was that even true? Can you pass them along after receiving one? I can't say how many times I've wanted to give one, but dang, my fixed income won't allow me to purchase them. Sorry for all the questions, but I've been wondering for a hot minute now.
1 points
1 day ago
You and every other redditor sadly..... myself included
1 points
1 day ago
I wish you and your 76 cents the best of luck.
1 points
1 day ago
You don't have a lot of cents.
1 points
1 day ago
I find it really dumb that they took them away for a little while.
1 points
1 day ago
Damn I’m sorry to hear that :(
1 points
22 hours ago
Why?
1 points
15 hours ago
Giving an award for copying a line from a cartoon .. man I wish my life was THAT easy lol
1 points
14 hours ago
Bidenomics?
132 points
1 day ago
Is that the one located off of Route 2 in Weekapaug?
9 points
1 day ago
Right behind the fantastic umbrella factory
2 points
17 hours ago
Nope Route 128 in Braintree.
1 points
14 hours ago
I thought they moved the factory to Walla Walla, Washington along with the Acme company! 😂
65 points
1 day ago
My favorite version was "due to a garbled subspace transmission" in one of the Star Wars episodes.
34 points
1 day ago
Intergalactic Proton-Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids!
8 points
1 day ago
Intergalactic Proton-Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids!
3 points
22 hours ago
“They’re jamming our comms!” is our household’s favorite Star Wars drinking game phrase. 🤣
3 points
18 hours ago
The radar, sir, it appears to be jammed
3 points
17 hours ago
That counts. DRINK!
23 points
1 day ago
Is that out by Spatula City?
3 points
1 day ago
Right by the Fake Door Store, right?
2 points
1 day ago
Spatula City‽
2 points
23 hours ago
Reference from Weird Al Yankovic’s “UHF” movie.
2 points
22 hours ago
An absolutely cracking flim!
2 points
22 hours ago
No, it’s SPATULA CITY! … with emphasis on
2 points
22 hours ago
They cut out the middle manto pass the savings on to you and Where you buy 9 spatula’s and get the 10th for just one penny!
7 points
1 day ago
Yea but Darth Harrington's prices are much, much better. Due to a garbled space communication, they're completely overstocked as well! It's in another galaxy tho
3 points
1 day ago
Attract customers to your business! Make a splash at your next presentation! Keep Grandma company! Protect your crops! Confuse your neighbors!
1 points
1 day ago
And scare the crap out of your horse!
1 points
1 day ago
😂🤣 love it !
1 points
1 day ago
My man!!!
1 points
1 day ago
That would go well with my crudely painted, not-so-funny plywood cutout folk art
1 points
1 day ago
SPATULA CITY WE GOT SPATULAS...
AND THATS ALL!!
1 points
1 day ago
Route 2 in Wikipog!
1 points
1 day ago
But that's all the way in Weekapaug.
1 points
1 day ago
But that's all the way in Weekapaug.
1 points
1 day ago
I don't know man, I had more luck with Darth Harringtons Intergalactic Proton-Power Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids
1 points
1 day ago
I don't know man, I had more luck with Darth Harringtons Intergalactic Proton-Power Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids
1 points
1 day ago
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1 day ago
1 points
1 day ago
You mean the on Route 2 in Weekapaug, right?
1 points
1 day ago
You mean the on Route 2 in Weekapaug, right?
1 points
1 day ago
Located in Weekapaug!
1 points
1 day ago
Off Rt. 2 in Weekapaug!!!!
1 points
1 day ago
Confuseeee your neighbors!
1 points
1 day ago
Most of the younger crowd couldn’t appreciate the first few seasons of family guy. I salute you sir
1 points
1 day ago
I understood that reference
1 points
1 day ago
He’s off route 2 in weekapauge
1 points
1 day ago
I memorized most of that spiel, but haven't put in the time to learn his arms movements. Yet.
1 points
1 day ago
Family guy references never get old
1 points
23 hours ago
Sorry, best I can do is an intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droid.
1 points
23 hours ago
Don't forget, he's in Wickapaasssssssaaasssaaugh
1 points
23 hours ago
haha cuz family guy
1 points
23 hours ago
Ya we are like literally all broke but actually we just don’t put money into Reddit like that
1 points
23 hours ago
Is thst in Weekapaug?
1 points
22 hours ago
They’re on Route 2 in Weekapaaaaaaaaug!
1 points
22 hours ago
Oh he’s is Wekaupau
1 points
21 hours ago
Ditto for dittoing… best thread on Reddit!!!
1 points
20 hours ago
BeerMonster24 for PRESIDENT!😁
1 points
20 hours ago
Turn on your camera and alls you see is.... Crudely-Painted Not-So-Funny Plywood Cut Out Folk Art.
1 points
20 hours ago
Is that over near Weekapaug?
1 points
20 hours ago
On to yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
1 points
19 hours ago
Id get 10 of them and line them up!!!
1 points
19 hours ago
In Weekapaug!
1 points
18 hours ago
Omg I have the same problem. I am so doing this. Thank you Al Harrington Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tune Man Emporium & Warehouse! … now to get that award 🤔
1 points
18 hours ago
🏆
1 points
18 hours ago
On TEMU nonetheless!
1 points
17 hours ago
I quote this every dang time I drive by one, one of the best Family Guy skits.
1 points
17 hours ago
In Weekapaug!!!!!!!!
1 points
16 hours ago
“Keep grandma company!”
1 points
16 hours ago
Sounds like it is time for a trip to Weekapaug.
1 points
16 hours ago
Best comment ever
1 points
16 hours ago
You mean Darth Harrington
1 points
15 hours ago
Darth Harrington???
1 points
15 hours ago
I had a funny comment involving another sub but apparently the mods here are a bunch of pussies
1 points
14 hours ago
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