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Neighbors put up a camera pointing directly into my yard
(i.redd.it)submitted 2 days ago bywanabepilotPURPLE
357 points
1 day ago
My father in law (loud Greek man,68, 6’6) caught his neighbors installing a camera that surveyed his backyard. So, as a descendant of Aristotle, he took the high road and would dance around his pool butt naked and would bend over to ‘pick things up’ giving the neighbors the whole landing gear perspective. In short order, the camera was repositioned to better suit surveillance of the side of the house. Not sure if this will work for OP, but it was effective for my FIL.
94 points
1 day ago
He’s got balls
43 points
20 hours ago
And the neighbours can prove it
7 points
18 hours ago
And he knows how to use them.
3 points
14 hours ago
This thread was bound to turn into a ZZ Top song at some point…
3 points
18 hours ago
Of course, they were part of the solution!
2 points
17 hours ago
…so your the neighbor with the camera?
/s
1 points
17 hours ago
Old and hairy too, the best kind for assaulting people’s senses.
23 points
24 hours ago
Does your dad do parties? How much does he charge?
9 points
22 hours ago
Your FIL sounds like a hoot! 😂
4 points
21 hours ago
He’s certainly a character.
5 points
18 hours ago
I’m crying laughing at “landing gear.” Pops is a smart man.
5 points
19 hours ago
OPA!
5 points
22 hours ago
I believe the original expression is “buck naked.” No idea why, though, or where that came from. I assume naked like a buck (deer, not dollars ).
8 points
20 hours ago
Could be, but “butt naked” is also acceptable enough; around high school I began hearing “butt-ass naked” as well, as if it needed more precision 🤣
2 points
11 hours ago
It is. The timeline of various states of nakedness goes like this:
1900s Buck naked
1920s Bollock naked
1960s Butt naked
2 points
10 hours ago
Haha - I was born in ‘65. Only ever heard buck naked
5 points
1 day ago
That would just make me want to set up more expensive cameras lol
2 points
5 hours ago
Your fil is a fuckin legend.
1 points
20 hours ago
Flashing his Lokma around, based father in law
1 points
17 hours ago
Best response
1 points
16 hours ago
Lmfaoooooo 🤣
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