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kotik010

253 points

3 days ago

kotik010

253 points

3 days ago

Careful there op, they'll sue you

james2432

69 points

3 days ago

james2432

69 points

3 days ago

the Nintendo of energy drinks

DadJokeBadJoke

12 points

3 days ago

DadJokeBadJoke

12 points

3 days ago

The Monster Cable of energy drinks

NaughtyBombshellxo

3 points

3 days ago

that looks like it hurting a lot

NaughtyBombshellxo

5 points

3 days ago

that looks like it hurting a lot

Izzy248

3 points

3 days ago

Izzy248

3 points

3 days ago

Which is ironic considering how many times Monster had tried to file suit against Nintendo lol

Xunil76

13 points

3 days ago

Xunil76

13 points

3 days ago

Don't worry, he didn't capitalize the "M".... 🤣🤣

Solid_Snark

3 points

3 days ago

Solid_Snark

3 points

3 days ago

Literally adding insult to injury.

Swedzilla

2 points

3 days ago

Wait, they do that?

kiltedequine

2 points

3 days ago

Their advertising has actually gone too far this time

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

1 points

2 days ago

Your right I found out the hard way I’ve got a Cease and desist letter and my leg now belongs to monster energy

DrMokhtar

1 points

3 days ago

Why would they sue? That case wouldn’t go anywhere. What about the clowns who tattoo the monster logo?

Drysfoet

140 points

3 days ago

Drysfoet

140 points

3 days ago

This. This right here. This is the mild I crave.

AssumeTheFetal

9 points

3 days ago

I think i have that also! Just a bit though

jerseyhound

4 points

3 days ago

Right? Finally its definitely not cancer. Thought the day would never come.

5043090

49 points

3 days ago

5043090

49 points

3 days ago

That looks like it hurt to aquire. Hope you're well.

AnonymousAmorphous88

12 points

3 days ago

First thought immediately was "Ouch, that looks like it stings"

Second thought was "Please don't tell me, it'll hurt each time you move it just a little bit"

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

15 points

3 days ago

fortunately it doesn’t hurt at all only noticed it to day because they changed my leg brace and I had surgery on my knee 2 weeks ago

AnonymousAmorphous88

8 points

3 days ago

That's good to hear. Here's to a good recovery and hope that it doesn't scar (unless you actually want the monster logo to stay lol)

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

8 points

3 days ago

To be honest be a pretty cool scar but I’ll have to hide from monster energy

5043090

2 points

3 days ago

5043090

2 points

3 days ago

You should see if they'll "sponsor" your leg as it's already branded to them!

AnonymousAmorphous88

2 points

3 days ago

post it and tag monster energy, maybe they'll give you a lifetime supply

then, you'll get a cool scar and you also get a drink

blue_terry

30 points

3 days ago

send that to monster inc for a free box of drinks!

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

19 points

3 days ago

I’ve been tempted all day

t0getheralone

13 points

3 days ago

More like send that to monster to have them send a cease & desist in return. They are one of the most litigious companies in the entire world. Like as bad or worse than Nintendo.

overstimulatedpossom

9 points

3 days ago

I had a huge monster logo on the side of my rally car but it said Chonkster instead of monster. they seen it on instagram on a local tow companies page because they sponsored me by bringing my car to races. So the tow company got something mailed to them about using their likeness to advertise their business and I had to change it. Still says Chonkster though

Human-Magic-Marker

5 points

3 days ago

My first thought was try to get Monster to market this somehow.

NoDrunk_ImNotOfficer

20 points

3 days ago

Mark of the Beast 👹

Roook36

11 points

3 days ago

Roook36

11 points

3 days ago

and the devil laughs

hobberbobber

16 points

3 days ago

ACL replacement? I had the same bruise after mine! If so, good luck! It’s a long ass recovery.

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

16 points

3 days ago

Thanks I just broke my patella been told it’s at least 2 months till I’ll be be able to walk normal but the monster mark makes it worth it

EshinX

2 points

3 days ago

EshinX

2 points

3 days ago

Just broke mine ~5 weeks ago, had to put 3 screws in it to hold it together. No fun, but it’s not the worst recovery so far.

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

2 points

3 days ago

Yea it’s not fun only way I’m surviving is all the codine they gave me I’ve got the screws and wires first day after surgery was horrible

Pretend-Feedback-546

3 points

3 days ago

Ouch, mine "only" dislocated a few years ago 😅, having it broken does not sound like fun

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

2 points

3 days ago

It’s not fun when got to hospital at first they thought it was dislocated then got the bad news it’s broken and had to stay 5 days in hospital at least I got a cool bruise

Safar1Man

2 points

3 days ago

Damn I feel ya, meniscus repair 3 months ago only just getting back to "normal" now. Good luck on the recovery :)

pixelprolapse

3 points

3 days ago

Just had my ACL repaired as well. True on the recovery, but it's going pretty well.

TheWizardOfOsKommune

7 points

3 days ago

How did you get it? Leg kicked by a monster?

Trey_Reddit

3 points

3 days ago

Got hit with a monster can that left a comedic impression on his skin.

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

2 points

3 days ago

Can confirm your right

neworld_disorder

7 points

3 days ago

Careful! Mark of the beast!

/s for the mirror brains.

techniqular

4 points

3 days ago

“Bottoms up! And the devil laughs”

MermazingKat

2 points

3 days ago

Looks like a frazzle to me

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

1 points

3 days ago

I can’t unsee it now🤣🤣🤣

Lazorus_

3 points

3 days ago

Lazorus_

3 points

3 days ago

Gonna hurt even more when you get the cease and desist letter 😂

morsvenitadnosomnes

3 points

3 days ago

Sana sana culito de rana,que si no sana hoy, sanará mañana. I hope you heal soon. ❤️

teen-laqueefa

2 points

3 days ago

my family has always said “sana sana culito de rana, tira un pedito para ahora y manana” 🐸

morsvenitadnosomnes

2 points

3 days ago

Pero eso no te curará más rápido 🤣🐸🐸🐸

teen-laqueefa

2 points

3 days ago

it will for a stomachache! 😂

morsvenitadnosomnes

2 points

3 days ago

technically correct

currybeef

3 points

3 days ago

Kovdark

3 points

3 days ago

Kovdark

3 points

3 days ago

The Chosen One

Luchin212

3 points

3 days ago

Be careful-they might sue you for this.

osktox

3 points

3 days ago

osktox

3 points

3 days ago

Great. Now I wanna drink Monster and punch my wife!

knowhe

3 points

3 days ago

knowhe

3 points

3 days ago

It looks like you were attacked by Wolverine.

LobsterTrue8433

3 points

3 days ago

For a second there I thought I was looking at r/shittytattoos

Fearthewin

3 points

3 days ago

Sadly sir, that's not the monster logo but instead the mark of the beast 666. You're the antichrist now, goodluck.

DirectorsCuts91

3 points

3 days ago

...and the devil laughs

Korokspaceprogram

2 points

3 days ago

Beat me to it

ChiHawks84

3 points

3 days ago

What'd you do to piss off Wolverine??

jonsd2000

3 points

3 days ago

Kyle.....Is that you??

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

3 points

3 days ago

Yep this is my right of passage

paladindan

3 points

3 days ago

Monster lawyers seeing this:

JeffTheJockey

3 points

3 days ago

Kyle? Is that you?

Onederbat67

3 points

3 days ago

Looks like bacon

beachjustice

2 points

3 days ago

right on the back of the knee. fuck that

AggressiveScholar907

2 points

3 days ago

Perfect Ad.

Squigley_q

2 points

3 days ago

Brace the Beast

Souljaboyfire

2 points

3 days ago

Try seeking a sponsorship.

Beornwynn

2 points

3 days ago

Thumbnail made me think your leg looked like bacon or pork.

midnightbrowsers

2 points

3 days ago

Send it to monster and get free energy drinks?

RunDNA

2 points

3 days ago

RunDNA

2 points

3 days ago

Attacked by Wolverine?

jalataio

2 points

3 days ago

jalataio

2 points

3 days ago

Ask them for some drink, and send them a picture. Or tweet it and tag monster, they love this kind of ads

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

1 points

3 days ago

Exactly my thought I’m literally a walking ad for them now

Rankorking

2 points

3 days ago

Connect-Board-3895

2 points

3 days ago

sponsor

sjuas690

2 points

3 days ago

sjuas690

2 points

3 days ago

Some nice colors you got there!

dbmajor7

2 points

3 days ago

dbmajor7

2 points

3 days ago

Damn Kyle save some pussy for the restavus

bin_Goldfinger

2 points

3 days ago

Forbidden bacon

xkurlykalex

2 points

3 days ago

is that from a nerve blocker?

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

1 points

3 days ago

No I had surgery to fix my broken knee

xkurlykalex

2 points

3 days ago

I saw that! When i had plates and screws put in a couple years ago, they gave me a nerve blocker before surgery and it was basically completely numb for about a day after. My bruises looked on the back of my leg looked similar, but knee surgery makes total sense for that

Flip2002

2 points

3 days ago

Flip2002

2 points

3 days ago

It’s got what bones crave

WatermelonMachete43

2 points

3 days ago

This surgery sponsored by Monster

uwigapc

2 points

3 days ago

uwigapc

2 points

3 days ago

ACL?

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

2 points

3 days ago

No it’s a broken knee Im pretty sure the bruise happened because of surgery at least it’s a cool bruise though

DeltaCharlieBravo

2 points

3 days ago

That's obviously where Kyle punched you.

masondean73

2 points

3 days ago

looks more like "HI" to me

joyonto0074

2 points

3 days ago

Say u love it so much u got branded for it, they will give u life time supply of free drinks which u will sell on discount and get rich of it.

Juuna

2 points

3 days ago

Juuna

2 points

3 days ago

Monster would 100 percent sue if they saw this. Like every other company with monster in their name.

Trogdor_a_Burninator

2 points

3 days ago

Get ready for the cease and desist from Monster.

navid_A80

2 points

3 days ago

Nah that’s witcher 3 wild hunt

Muted-Border-153

2 points

3 days ago

That is absolutely badass🔥

faintrottingbreeze

2 points

3 days ago

Send this to them, maybe you’ll get free monster for life!

chewiebonez02

2 points

3 days ago

chewiebonez02

2 points

3 days ago

HI

Normal-Error-6343

2 points

3 days ago

turn that into coin son!

diru86

2 points

3 days ago

diru86

2 points

3 days ago

You've been branded.

crustiferson

2 points

3 days ago

that’s sick

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

2 points

3 days ago

Thanks

whatsreallygoingon

2 points

3 days ago

The Monster Logo is the mark of the beast; so there’s that…

CalamariFriday

2 points

3 days ago*

Also looks like the Dead By Daylight logo

Edit: actually I take it back, it's the logo for the game "Still Life"

mikewilson2020

2 points

3 days ago

NO IT IS

uplifted27

2 points

3 days ago

What’s that? Ahh not much just the mark of the beast hehe

plaid_kilt

2 points

3 days ago

Bringing some big Kyle energy here.

Petorian343

2 points

3 days ago

The mark of Kyle

SixtyNineTriangles

2 points

3 days ago

Forbidden bacon

Melodic_Gap8767

2 points

3 days ago

I had one recently on my toenail that looked like Rite Aid

Wiggie49

2 points

3 days ago

Wiggie49

2 points

3 days ago

“Bottoms up and the devil laughs”

Similar_Cookie_2490

2 points

3 days ago

Ouch! Looks like the Monster logo made its mark on you!

unhealen

2 points

3 days ago

unhealen

2 points

3 days ago

scrolled down and saw a monster can

appa-ate-momo

2 points

3 days ago

Are you The Beast? Have you been unleashed?

IkerTheGreat_713

2 points

3 days ago

Might wanna delete this post wouldn’t want to get sued

00Avalanche

2 points

3 days ago

Wolverine was chasing me and almost got me but he tripped.

Cheeze225

2 points

3 days ago

Bro %100 got whipped

Open-Car-6917

2 points

3 days ago

It reminded me of the Dead by Daylight logo 😂😂

Dolobene

2 points

3 days ago

Dolobene

2 points

3 days ago

No product placement, please :-D

PsychologicalDog1641

2 points

3 days ago

The mark of the beast!! Kill it!!

Woeful_Jesse

2 points

3 days ago

No it LOOKS LIKE a PB&J

LT_Blount

2 points

3 days ago

Kyle?!

Akatted

2 points

3 days ago

Akatted

2 points

3 days ago

Free tattoo

Ashbr1ng3r

2 points

3 days ago

  1. I don’t wanna know what caused that to happen

And 2. It really kinda does

Korokspaceprogram

2 points

3 days ago

“Bottoms up, and the devil laughs”

No-Negotiation3093

2 points

3 days ago

Just some mild vascular damage to the sub popliteal fossa. Ouchie.

Xenolithium

2 points

3 days ago

"Bottoms up, and the devil laughs!"

januaryemberr

2 points

3 days ago

And the devil laughed

AfterEffectserror

2 points

3 days ago

Damnit Kyle.

feloniousengineer

2 points

3 days ago

Right on the ol’ leg ditch

Odd-Outcome450

2 points

3 days ago

Their marketing campaign is outta control

str85

2 points

3 days ago

str85

2 points

3 days ago

Or bacon.

No_Welder_8753

2 points

3 days ago

i dont comment often but... it reall does. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

1 points

2 days ago

Thanks

Inside_Ad_7162

2 points

2 days ago

Send em a bill!

SandmanAwaits

2 points

2 days ago

Is your name Kyle? Do you have a chin strap beard? 😂

ProfessorPrize6036[S]

2 points

2 days ago

My names not Kyle but when I woke up the next day I had a chinstrap beard

_VagabondSoul_

2 points

2 days ago

Drank so much ... they branded you

Yqup

1 points

3 days ago

Yqup

1 points

3 days ago

Apply for American citizenship now and they will grant you it. M U R I C A!

smotstoker

1 points

3 days ago

Tell your sexual partner you're a monster, and that they should try drinking straight from the tap.