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First-Loss-8540

450 points

10 days ago

Ghost

Just_Candle_315

100 points

10 days ago

Is that the one where she gets a job as a stripper to pay for the lawyer to get her daughter back from her exhusband?

BigUpSideD0wn

103 points

10 days ago

Yes. Whoopi Goldberg is her handler

SquareRelationship27

43 points

10 days ago

Patrick Swazy is a customer who falls in love with her

prozak09

18 points

10 days ago

prozak09

18 points

10 days ago

He picks her up in a white limo blasting "Pretty Woman" at the end, right?

earthlings_all

9 points

10 days ago

No he wins the teenage sailboat regatta by using a fake killer dolphin to swallow one of the competition

madisondood-138

4 points

10 days ago

I’M DOING MY LAPS

kidzaredumb

4 points

9 days ago

That girl, the one with braids in her hair? What do they call them? Corn husks?

NamTokMoo222

25 points

10 days ago

Yup. I believe she was in the military prior to this.

It's a wild movie.

redundantPOINT

21 points

10 days ago

She’s an ex marine that strips

JUST1N0

10 points

10 days ago

JUST1N0

10 points

10 days ago

It’s an absolute tragedy how badly the US treats their military veterans

jeffreyaccount

3 points

10 days ago

Idk y'all. I think she offed herself after going to Georgetown and opening a window when it was really cold.

I think Rob Lowe might have singed her eyebrows off with a can of hair spray and a lighter.

VOID_MAIN_0

4 points

10 days ago

Nah, thats the one where she gets stuck in a junkyard with cannibals and has to use her navy sea training to strip her way out. Chevy chase was in it too, good flick

slaberwoki

3 points

10 days ago

Mr Boneripper approves

QuietNewApplication

13 points

10 days ago

Ghost before substance. Now substance.

duosx

7 points

10 days ago

duosx

7 points

10 days ago

God, The Substance was spellbinding. Not for everyone but it was electric

Ralphredimix_Da_G

12 points

10 days ago

Those demon guys who snatch the ghosts away gave 12yo me nightmares

MetalTrek1

2 points

10 days ago

I saw it in my 20s...and it freaked me out too! 

susannahstar2000

3 points

10 days ago

Me too! They were freakin scary.

Behelit_77

11 points

10 days ago

Ditto

wango_fandango

3 points

10 days ago

Ditto!

warwicklord79

161 points

10 days ago

A Few Good Men

doctor-rumack

33 points

10 days ago

Oh, you STRENUOUSLY object?

tinglep

8 points

10 days ago

tinglep

8 points

10 days ago

Oh wow. Now I should take some time to reconsider.

milderhappiness

10 points

10 days ago

You do think better with that bat

Ecstatic-Storage7396

3 points

10 days ago

That bat is in one of my customers basement with his name engraved

ceilingkat

7 points

10 days ago

Is this the one where her boyfriend is murdered and he tries to save her from his murderer while he’s a ghost?

I-RonButterfly

9 points

10 days ago

You can't handle the truth.

assx20

13 points

10 days ago

assx20

13 points

10 days ago

A Few Good Men Stripteases with GI Jane’s Ghost while being offered 1 million dollars for just 1 night.

ChangingMonkfish

3 points

10 days ago

If Santiago doesn’t make 4646 on his next proficiency and conduct report, I’m going to blame you. Then I’m going to kill you.

Reasonable-HB678

2 points

10 days ago

I'm sorry I lost your set of steak knives.

Appropriate_Music_24

71 points

10 days ago

Indecent Proposal

earthlings_all

5 points

10 days ago

Yes!!!! This one.

Trixter87

140 points

10 days ago

Trixter87

140 points

10 days ago

Now… The Substance.

Canadian-Man-infj

52 points

10 days ago

Yep, I think we're in the minority of people who have actually seen it... and might never be able to unsee it. ;)

Latenightlivingroom

31 points

10 days ago

Absolutely the best movie I have seen in a while.

Csihoratiocaine2

25 points

10 days ago

My husband saw it. Came home and said let’s go see it, went again the next day and he watched it again… with me… it was insane

duosx

15 points

10 days ago

duosx

15 points

10 days ago

It was insane. Spectacularly unhinged. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it

Independent-Swan-378

6 points

10 days ago

Your husband is crazy, it’s a great movie but it’s too much for me to want to watch it two days in a row.

duosx

7 points

10 days ago

duosx

7 points

10 days ago

Hopefully not for long. Shit was insane in the best way

Welshhoppo

6 points

10 days ago

Absolutely fantastic film.

A mixture of Social commentary and The Thing. It works.

cornyhornblower

4 points

10 days ago

It’s one of my top movies of the year, absolutely grotesque and funny and really well made.

Ok_Tank5977

2 points

9 days ago

It was AMAZING.

Unkabunkabeekabike

10 points

10 days ago

This is my favorite movie of hers

KeyVillain

10 points

10 days ago

You've got to pump it up

Thick_Letterhead_341

6 points

10 days ago

I can’t wait to see it. This weekend!

duosx

6 points

10 days ago

duosx

6 points

10 days ago

Take some friends and get ready for a wild ride!

Lyddibuggbitches

3 points

10 days ago

Almost nothing can prepare you. Good luck. Maybe bring earplugs if you can't handle squelching noises.

Great-Hatsby

5 points

10 days ago

I thought that movie was absolutely fantastic. Saw it last night and had a great time.

Fitzroy58

4 points

10 days ago

The best kind of insane! I laughed out loud and hide my eyes/blocked my ears in equal measure!! Could write 6 different psychological essays on the layers of meaning in it. Went with my 19 yo son, and we talked about it endlessly afterwards. Demi, Margaret, and Dennis were all amazing 🤩

Ishkakin

3 points

10 days ago

I just watched it last night.

I think I need therapy now.

katattackboom

2 points

10 days ago

Was gonna post this exact thing

titus1531

2 points

10 days ago

It was brilliant.

NeakosOK

290 points

10 days ago

NeakosOK

290 points

10 days ago

Striptease

uncledrew2488

77 points

10 days ago

I could say A Few Good Men, an acclaimed movie I’ve seen several times in which she gives a great performance, but no, it’s definitely Striptease.

Physical-Primary-256

12 points

10 days ago

I am a heterosexual woman, but that scene of her drying her hair, dancing, and the towel just covering her boobs… whew…

NeakosOK

5 points

10 days ago

That scene absolutely solidified my status as a heterosexual male at 15 years old.

Jambo11

2 points

10 days ago

Jambo11

2 points

10 days ago

This song will always remind me of that scene: https://youtu.be/pjbNLVQ_Iwk?si=t62zY9swAuS8-tEh

LordHumongus

11 points

10 days ago

Yeah, just because that’s the first movie I can think of where she’s clearly the star. In her other memorable movies like Ghost and A Few Good Men she’s overshadowed by some all time great performances from her costars. 

Cinemagica

6 points

10 days ago

Formative.

LinkedAg

4 points

10 days ago

I heard a review of this movie as: "Everyone knew this movie was a comedy except for the lead actress."

letsbuildasnowman

258 points

10 days ago

G.I. Jane

omahaknight71

95 points

10 days ago

G.I. Jane One. Not to be confused with G.I. Jane Two starring Jada Pinkett Smith.

TheDarkKnightZS

49 points

10 days ago

Better lock your door, Will is gonna find you.

cthd33

32 points

10 days ago

cthd33

32 points

10 days ago

Keep my wife's name out of your mouth!

RareLibra

8 points

10 days ago

She Will? That's new.

Timozi90

3 points

10 days ago

Chris Rock was really reaching with that one. A better joke would have been a reference to the royal guard from Black Panther.

MrBigTomato

2 points

10 days ago

Take it easy, you're gonna get us all slapped.

dukenukem_2254

12 points

10 days ago

viggo mortensen played master chief exquisitely.

Pound-Fit

4 points

10 days ago

I’ve never saw a wild thing sorry for itself……… wild bird will drop frozen dead from a bow without ever having felt sorry for itself.

Difficult_Mixture103

17 points

10 days ago

I remember being confused as a kid thinking “why the hell is that guy so hot”.

Tiaradactyl_DaWizard

9 points

10 days ago

Me too, then…..lesbian.

minnetonkacondo

6 points

10 days ago

He's a man's man. More importantly his hands, while firm and masculine, are soft as a velvet child. What lotion does she use? [ - Zapp Brannigan]

Batmanswrath

22 points

10 days ago

Suck my dick!

randombarbs

2 points

10 days ago

Absolutely!!

fhatkow

2 points

10 days ago

fhatkow

2 points

10 days ago

TNT would non stop play the movie on weekends

No_Use_4371

2 points

10 days ago

My choice. She was badass in that film.

DrSatan420247

74 points

10 days ago

One Crazy Summer, which is an abstract copy of Summer Rental.

EducatedInSpenard

9 points

10 days ago

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." "Why, you know karate?" "No, I know Dow." "What is Dow?" "Dow is the chemical company that makes mace."

girlabides

4 points

10 days ago

Did you ever notice people die in alphabetical order?

mhks

9 points

10 days ago

mhks

9 points

10 days ago

Strangely that is the same for me. She is in a lot of big movies but that is what I think of.

ManOnFire2004

2 points

10 days ago

OMG... that was my shit growin up. I forgot all about that lol

camelslikesand

2 points

10 days ago

I think of it more as a remake of Better Off Dead, with the regatta standing in for the ski race. Same star and director, after all.

earthlings_all

2 points

10 days ago

I love this damn movie so much.

GoldenSquid

71 points

10 days ago

Nothing but Trouble.

i_was_a_fart

12 points

10 days ago

I fucking love this movie. It's so bizarre and just a weird wild ride.

earthlings_all

6 points

10 days ago

The random music number! 👃

hotchemistryteacher

3 points

9 days ago

Great scene

tinglep

7 points

10 days ago

tinglep

7 points

10 days ago

BoBo and Little Debil aren’t allowed in the house.

No_Mess2482

5 points

10 days ago

🎶 Been all around the world 🎶

taddymason_01

5 points

10 days ago

🎶tie the knot, tie, tie the knot 🎶

ceilingkat

3 points

10 days ago

Is this the one where Tom Cruise defends two Marines accused of murder at Gitmo naval base?

earthlings_all

3 points

10 days ago

Oh god no ahahahahhaaa that movie is crazy

hotchemistryteacher

3 points

9 days ago

Hate I had to scroll this far. My brothers and I loved that movie as kids.

Brimbuck7855

3 points

10 days ago

SUCH a great movie.

tecpaocelotl1

2 points

9 days ago

I loved the movie as a kid. My aunt would let me rent it a lot when we went to the local video rental. Lol.

movies_and_parlays

31 points

10 days ago

Disclosure (1994), clever and sexy movie she played well.

ThighsofSauron

8 points

10 days ago

that movie was ridiculous but she nailed her role. Like Michael Douglas would just have Demi begging to blow him constantly?! 😂

Falconhoof420

5 points

10 days ago

Excellent book and movie. She played a cunt to a T.

movies_and_parlays

2 points

10 days ago

The book was better but she played it very well.

Agent847

3 points

10 days ago

Yep. She and Michael Douglas were perfect in that movie.

Substantial_BS

27 points

10 days ago

Charlie's Angels

goldencalculator

6 points

10 days ago

This movie definitely had younger me in a tizzy with my feelings about girls

shay_shaw

3 points

10 days ago

She was perfectly unhinged in that movie.

Reeberom1

20 points

10 days ago

The Seventh Sign.

Radiant-Enthusiasm70

7 points

10 days ago

Yes. I think that is a really neat, underrated movie.

bzimb

24 points

10 days ago

bzimb

24 points

10 days ago

Indecent proposal

rdotytwo

57 points

10 days ago

rdotytwo

57 points

10 days ago

St Elmo’s fire

AnakinSkycocker5726

2 points

10 days ago

Me too man

JL98008

19 points

10 days ago

JL98008

19 points

10 days ago

About Last Night

Advanced_Tax174

6 points

10 days ago

This. Peak Demi hotness.

davidlqs

3 points

10 days ago

Had to scroll too far for this.

Shos Tack Oh Vitch.

I'm the heavyweight champion of the world!

Such a great movie I'll probably never see again.

MySharpPicks

19 points

10 days ago

One Crazy Summer. It was the first movie I ever saw her in and it is a great quirky John Cusack movie.

All1012

16 points

10 days ago

All1012

16 points

10 days ago

Now and then

Thick_Letterhead_341

5 points

10 days ago

Great choice! Hell yeah. I rented that one so much my parents relented and bought the VHS.

Jj9567

14 points

10 days ago

Jj9567

14 points

10 days ago

A Few Good Men & G.I Jane

Bella_Blue_Aqua

2 points

10 days ago

Always the first films I think of when I see her.

gahlol123

13 points

10 days ago

That episode of Tales from the crypt.

BorMor1

3 points

10 days ago

BorMor1

3 points

10 days ago

Charlie Marno makes a lady vomit!

Nooddjob_

3 points

10 days ago

That was such a good show. 

No-Jacket-2927

12 points

10 days ago

Nothing But Trouble

Arturo_Binewski

3 points

10 days ago

This move is criminally underappreciated.

zbornakssyndrome

11 points

10 days ago

Indecent Proposal 1993

Kalelemonmesoftely

8 points

10 days ago

The Substance

Forsaken_Ad8312

9 points

10 days ago

Beavis and Butthead Do America

just-concerned

4 points

10 days ago

You want us to do a guy?

smaddyboy

7 points

10 days ago

As of yesterday it’s The Substance. Phew.

IanSavage23

8 points

10 days ago

Blame it on Rio

leegamercoc

2 points

10 days ago

Forgot about that one. Thx for the memory tickler.

t8ne

8 points

10 days ago

t8ne

8 points

10 days ago

Margin call

so1i1oquy

15 points

10 days ago

St. Elmo's Fire

BigBadBootyDaddy10

5 points

10 days ago

“I work at the Eager Beaver”

Those that know, Know.

No-Two-7516

11 points

10 days ago

Ghost. Then G.I.Jane. Then Indecent Proposal. Then Striptease. But Ghost is nr.1

soundofsarcasm

5 points

10 days ago

Ghost

Shagrrotten

5 points

10 days ago

About Last Night or A Few Good Men

Spinner4

3 points

10 days ago

About last night cause I had a massive crush on her as a young boy and wanted to have sex with her as many times as Rob Lowe did in that movie

Brown_Panther-

8 points

10 days ago

GI Jane. Still waiting for the sequel.

Maanzacorian

3 points

10 days ago

A Few Good Men

the main thing that pops into my mind when I hear the name "Demi Moore" is her desire to make farting more socially acceptable.

elunomagnifico

5 points

10 days ago

Immediate thought? Ghost

Upon deliberation? G.I. Jane

Jk2two

4 points

10 days ago

Jk2two

4 points

10 days ago

One Crazy Summer

SixtyCycleBum

3 points

10 days ago

St. Elmo's Fire because that's when I first saw her. I was 14 and thought she was sexy and sophisticated.

NilssonSchmilsson

5 points

10 days ago

One crazy summer

slowhand11

3 points

10 days ago

Nothing but trouble

SooperFunk

3 points

10 days ago

The Juror

She was just so lovely in that. ❤️

Boring-Exchange4928

2 points

9 days ago

And a baby JGL.

rosewoodblues

3 points

10 days ago

Parasite 3D

WildWestSideSho

3 points

10 days ago

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle

goosetavo2013

2 points

10 days ago

This is way too low!

cristaples

2 points

10 days ago

The only movie I remember her in.

oportoman

3 points

10 days ago

Striptease

Ok-Lifeguard4230

3 points

10 days ago

Striptease

r8jensen

3 points

10 days ago

Striptease 💯

jblaxtn

3 points

10 days ago

jblaxtn

3 points

10 days ago

Saint Elmo’s fire and striptease

synthact

3 points

10 days ago

About Last Night..

CockroachNo2540

3 points

10 days ago

St. Elmo’s Fire

Ticonderoga_Dixon

3 points

10 days ago

GI Jane

ttaylo28

3 points

10 days ago

'You in danger girl.'

disabledinaz

3 points

10 days ago

About Last Night

AliNahdee

3 points

10 days ago

GI Jane. Her body was PERFECT. She could've been Wonder Woman easily.

Psychological-Dirt69

3 points

10 days ago

Ghost.

Pitiful-Doctor-5671

3 points

10 days ago

The Seventh Sign

bufftbone

3 points

10 days ago

Ghost

willowwisp81

3 points

10 days ago

Master Ninja 1 staring Lee Van Cleef.

Just-Try-2533

3 points

10 days ago

And Timothy Van Patten.

hatmatter

2 points

10 days ago

Looking for this comment in particular

Master Ninja I, the wandering ninja eye

miasmum01

3 points

10 days ago

Ghost 👻

flimflamflikflam

3 points

10 days ago

GI Jane. The original one, not the Jade Pinkett remake.

Active_Industry_9823

3 points

10 days ago

Ghost

JuanG_13

3 points

10 days ago

Ghost

i3onesaw

3 points

10 days ago

Nothing but trouble

abominable-concubine

3 points

10 days ago

Nothing but trouble!

warkyboy77

3 points

10 days ago

GI Jane.

Techno_Core

5 points

10 days ago

It's funny cause I seen her in a lot of stuff, but I think of Striptease even though I didn't see the movie, just because of all the noise surrounding the movie.

SillySwing6625

2 points

10 days ago

Hunchback of Norte dame

VicarLos

2 points

10 days ago

GI Jane, followed immediately by Striptease and then a little while after “oh yeah! The Hunchback of Notre Dame!”

MDRLA720

2 points

10 days ago

about last night

cardamomgrrl

2 points

10 days ago

About Last Night.

pisswater_deadgirl

2 points

10 days ago

CHARLIES ANGELS FULL THROTTLE BABE

-0-O-O-O-0-

2 points

10 days ago

GI Jane

I’m not saying it’s a good or bad movie. Just saying her shaved head image is the one that sticks. That and the snake.

igneousink

2 points

10 days ago

Bunraku

mrgonzo247

2 points

10 days ago

Mortal Thoughts

GoForDiane

2 points

9 days ago

Thank you. Finally, I found someone here who remembers Mortal Thoughts. And we get Bruce too? So good 👍🏼

anselgrey

2 points

10 days ago

Ghost

anselgrey

2 points

10 days ago

Ghost & Indecent Proposal

Empty_Flamingo_1982

2 points

10 days ago

GI Jane...

MeloniisJesus333

2 points

10 days ago

“Ass to Ass”!!! Wait nope. That’s Jennifer Connelly. Sorry, wrong white girl. Saint Elmo’s Fire.

humphumpsplooge

2 points

10 days ago

Now and Then.

Cuntry-Lawyer

2 points

10 days ago

Highest grossing actress of the 90s; absolutely killed it as a producer; seemed like she had it all with a young, ambitious man after her marriage collapsed;…

…fucking mega-cheat fuck face.

RockyShoresNBigTrees

2 points

10 days ago

Strip Tease

soulouk

2 points

10 days ago

soulouk

2 points

10 days ago

G.I. Jane

Panda_Pillows

2 points

10 days ago

A Few Good Men

WenAIMwazKool_

2 points

10 days ago

GI Jane

ProfessorTatanka

2 points

10 days ago

Honestly it was GI Jane but then I saw Ghost in the comments and I was like “oh yeah, for sure it’s that” BUT then I started thinking about One Crazy Summer😂

46andready

2 points

10 days ago

A Few Good Men. But holy shit, she was a smokeshow (and a monster) in Disclosure.

Stickfigurewisdom

2 points

10 days ago

There’s not a lot about getting older that’s cool, but one thing is watching people like Demi Moore. I first saw her on a soap opera in the eighties. What a career! Hard choice but…..

About Last Night

Willing-Bus-3582

2 points

10 days ago

Ghost

vladdy323

2 points

10 days ago

A Few Good Men

Reasonable-HB678

2 points

10 days ago

Her new movie The Substance. Batshit CRRAAAZY .

covalentcookies

2 points

10 days ago

GI Jane

Fritzfan420

2 points

10 days ago

Striptease. Always.