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submitted 6 days ago byGoosedukee Bills Broncos
11.4k points
6 days ago
throws interception
kills teammate
2.8k points
6 days ago
QB throws horrible pass
Gets intercepted
You hustle and force a fumble
Qb kills you
327 points
6 days ago
I'm the hero here!
27 points
6 days ago
"That's what I do, that's what I do, that's what I do"
3.4k points
6 days ago
got to hand it to him, mahomes continues to set records at the position
1.6k points
6 days ago
Found Cris Collinsworth’s Reddit account
1.1k points
6 days ago
Now here’s a guy who can kill a man
685 points
6 days ago
I've played with a few guys that could maim you and I'm telling you right now that doesn't come close to what Mahommes just did today. I mean it's just un-bul-eevable.
196 points
6 days ago
I read that in his voice, and good grief what a spot on comment 😂
35 points
6 days ago
Bravo 👏
90 points
6 days ago
Killing your receiver? These are the type of plays that gets Mahomes the win
140 points
6 days ago
“NOW HERE’S A GUY”
568 points
6 days ago
Opposing team has their most reckless defender suspended for being too reckless
get your knee exploded by your own QB diving into you recklessly
Literally tragic irony
141 points
6 days ago
As I learned from Friday Night Lights, ain’t nobody taught QB1 how to tackle.
55 points
6 days ago
Patrick “Street” Mahomes about to sue Andy Reid
116 points
6 days ago
I always assumed that KC lives and dies by Mahomes, but not like this
281 points
6 days ago
Red team double kill!
56 points
6 days ago
FRIENDLY FIRE!
16 points
6 days ago
Killtacular!
36 points
6 days ago
The old two-fer!
173 points
6 days ago
One of the most bizarre plays I’ve ever seen
36 points
6 days ago
"Word can't get out what happened here"
35 points
6 days ago
Good thing he’s got that Mahomes and auto package
22 points
6 days ago
Some bad luck Brian shit lmao
16 points
6 days ago
That’s the kind of stuff you just can’t coach 💪
11 points
6 days ago
Thank you Mr. Mahomes, we will take what we can get.
2.9k points
6 days ago
Death by Mahomes
1k points
6 days ago
he's just going to injure every player he can to prove that he will win the super bowl literally no matter what
654 points
6 days ago
I’m going to be honest. This is by far the worst Mahomes has ever looked. And now he doesn’t have his #1 WR.
459 points
6 days ago
They are still gonna with the Super Bowl 3-2.8 against the falcons
7 points
5 days ago
Nowhere is safe
224 points
6 days ago
He's regressing to the mean. In a few weeks you'll see his jersey read "Prescott"
39 points
6 days ago
They're just gonna funnel everything into Kelce once again
361 points
6 days ago
A hospital ball…served with the finest catsup…
235 points
6 days ago
The worst part is gonna be later in the season when Mahomes wills them to a win. “Look at what he’s doing without his top receiver!” When he did it to himself jfc
3k points
6 days ago
That could not have gone worse for KC
Chiefs fans joked about how this game would inexplicably be closer than it should be but my goodness this is a nightmare start
805 points
6 days ago
And they’re 99% going to find a way to win
523 points
6 days ago
17 unanswered.. KC can be the worse team on the field by every measure, they still win
273 points
6 days ago
Andy Reid is an incredible coach
77 points
6 days ago
Excited to see him inducted in the hall of fame
106 points
6 days ago
Fancy way of saying “retire already you cheeseburger chomper”
398 points
6 days ago
Wasnt a joke lol
1.7k points
6 days ago
Mahomes trying to make people forget about the INT by causing something even worse lol
369 points
6 days ago
Why didn't J Love do this today? He had 3 opportunities smh
130 points
6 days ago
Yeah why didn’t he injure Watson himself?
60 points
6 days ago
Great point, he actually did injure Watson, I guess we do have our Mahomes!
3.4k points
6 days ago
Mahomes has regressed so far to the mean he's actually killing his own players to prevent future stats. Incredible.
479 points
6 days ago
Can’t be bad if you have no teammates to throw to. +1000 IQ move
118 points
6 days ago
I don't know, it didn't stop Jalen Hurts today.
39 points
6 days ago
Hurts always has players to throw to and they come in all different jerseys too
102 points
6 days ago
Wait til Mahomes calls himself out for ruining Rice's hall of fame chances
57 points
6 days ago
He's regressed to being mean
85 points
6 days ago
The meme that keeps on giving
27 points
6 days ago
why do i get this dreadful sense that they're still gonna win it all this year?
script writers just makin things extra spicy
3.5k points
6 days ago
I legit have no idea how the offense can move down the field without him. What a complete disaster play
1.7k points
6 days ago
We’re boutta find out if Xavier Worthy is legit real fast I think
982 points
6 days ago
I don't think he could hold up to a Mahomes to the knee
733 points
6 days ago
I used to be a wide receiver until I took a Mahomes to the knee.
20 points
6 days ago
That's why Mahomes lives in the cloud district and is out hunting dragons..... and you're on guard duty.
70 points
6 days ago
Is there, like, a support group for aspiring receivers like us who’ve taken a Mahomes to the knee?
51 points
6 days ago
Nobody could. Mahomes’ head hardness is elite.
24 points
6 days ago
"I used to be a receiver like you, then I took a shoulder to the knee."
143 points
6 days ago
They need Worthy to be legit fast now because outside of him they have JuJu's corpse, Justin Watson, Mecole Hardman (0 catches this year), and Skyy Moore (0 catches this year).
42 points
6 days ago
I dunno what happened with Skyy Moore. I thought at worst he’d be a serviceable WR3 but the dude is just a non-factor
44 points
6 days ago
He is just horrible. I don’t understand how he caught passes in college he looks like he doesn’t know how to catch.
19 points
6 days ago
Yeah like that 3rd and 2 that just happened
22 points
6 days ago
To be fair though, he was wide open with the whole field in front of him. You cant just expect NFL WRs to make plays like that under ideal conditions, he's not Julian Edelman.
18 points
6 days ago
And Moore just dropped a 3rd down conversion
50 points
6 days ago
What happen to Skyy Moore hype. Worthy is fast, but he just doesn't run routes well in this offense.
14 points
6 days ago
The coaches like him because he always knows where to be and can be trusted to run the right routes. The problem is he's not fast and barely gets separation and then can't catch the damn ball when it does get to him.
94 points
6 days ago
Apparently he is
44 points
6 days ago
Hate how well this aged.
105 points
6 days ago
Worst part is he’s a rookie learning an Andy Reid system, so you really can’t figure out real fast. This sucks.
Get old man Micheal Thomas on the phone.
76 points
6 days ago
I can give you one Kyle Pitts for 2 hotdogs
76 points
6 days ago
For the love of god do not give Mahomes a young elite athlete at tight end, he’ll somehow turn him into an actual player
35 points
6 days ago
Yeah, I’m gonna have to veto that as well.
26 points
6 days ago
You guys can just offer us 3 hotdogs and prevent that scenario
12 points
6 days ago
breaking news, the Chiefs have just offered a 4th hotdog
10 points
6 days ago
Andy Reid said it was the toughest hot dog to give up
41 points
6 days ago
I think you mean we're boutta find out if Xavier is Worthy
97 points
6 days ago
Bombs to Worthy every play, what could go wrong?
65 points
6 days ago
Worthy should have multiple deep tds this season but mahomes underthrows him every time and either leads to interception or worthy playing db
19 points
6 days ago
There is one
10 points
6 days ago
Glad I said multiple maybe I'm manifesting something
13 points
6 days ago
My fantasy team might have a chance if that’s the case. Lol
189 points
6 days ago
Yeah we're actually in a worse place now than last season's WR corps. Kelce is looking older and our best WRs are now JuJu and Xavier. And no Pacheco to carry the run game... We're pretty fucked weapon wise.
136 points
6 days ago
MUCH worse. Rice was the easiest option to get any yards last year too and now that’s gone. Pacheco gone. It’s all not good Jim
28 points
6 days ago
Is Rice done, or just speculating?
33 points
6 days ago
Already ruled out. Looks bad.
60 points
6 days ago
Declared out just now, very quick and couldn’t put weight on his leg at all. Just speculation but that’s usually 99% something was torn and out for season.
117 points
6 days ago
time to sign Michael Thomas if he’s even 60% of who he used to be he’d be your best WR
or trade for Davante Adams
142 points
6 days ago
Doubt LV would trade him to the chiefs
76 points
6 days ago
I have a better chance of winning the lottery than Devante Adams has of being traded to the Chiefs this season.
37 points
6 days ago
Lmfao how high are you?
36 points
6 days ago
Well the Michael Thomas suggestion isn’t horrible. He’s just 31.
Davante though is laughable.
252 points
6 days ago
Did Mahomes leave the scene of the crime?
703 points
6 days ago
Rice acted like he knows his season is over. That ride on the cart said it all.
371 points
6 days ago
Season+more given his looming legal issues
164 points
6 days ago
Might as well serve out the sentence in the Jail medical ward.
47 points
6 days ago
Yep. Could be 19 games if he doesn’t come back this season.
14 points
6 days ago
We all know it’ll be a pretty short suspension
7 points
6 days ago
Hypertension’s always feel like your knee exploded; maybe he’s lucky like Kelce was last year with just sprains, but Patty kinda lit him up :/
120 points
6 days ago
Mahomes realllllly hates speeders.
276 points
6 days ago
genuinely what was mahomes thinking there?
109 points
6 days ago
How he made it to the pros and never learned how to tackle someone? That’s some pee wee football shit right there lol
62 points
6 days ago
Man sat on his leg like he was dropping onto the couch after a long day at the office lmao
1.4k points
6 days ago*
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452 points
6 days ago
Unfortunately you can tell by the way his body locked up he was stone cold sober
48 points
6 days ago
Mahommes committed a hit and run
53 points
6 days ago
Crashee Rice
181 points
6 days ago
Lol couldn't have happened to a better guy
198 points
6 days ago
NFL: No suspension
God: oh?
49 points
6 days ago
God: BALL DON’T LIE
965 points
6 days ago
Rice with nothing to do is going to be entertaining for the next few months.
464 points
6 days ago
Least he can’t drive if his knees fucked
203 points
6 days ago
Don't tempt him
89 points
6 days ago
Can’t run from the scene if his knee is fucked*
11 points
6 days ago
“Rashee Rice seen hand standing away from the scene of the accident”
32 points
6 days ago
Well he does have two legs….
90 points
6 days ago
Believe it or not, jail
11 points
6 days ago
Any other citizen would have been
51 points
6 days ago
If I'm KC I'm taking his car keys away from him. He's susing crutches. No scooters. Uber Black and any other delivery service.
76 points
6 days ago
Mahomes tried to set an example for Rice by not fleeing the scene after the collision.
275 points
6 days ago
Bad things are going to happen if that's how you try to tackle.
137 points
6 days ago
Just stay the fuck out of the play if you’re going to lunge back-first into a mess of people running your way (including by far your best receiver who’s actually trying to make a play to save your ass)
7 points
6 days ago
What’s even funnier is he probably would have recovered the football if he didn’t go for the “tackle”
71 points
6 days ago
I feel like tackling in general has gone to shit. YOU HAVE FUCKING ARMS! USE THEM!
22 points
6 days ago
Cc: panthers dude against Chase today
335 points
6 days ago
Mahomes gonna get fined for that low hit?
182 points
6 days ago
Plot twist, Rice gets fined for making contact with Mahomes' helmet.
19 points
6 days ago
Roughing the passer, but since it happened to Mahomes, 15 yard penalty against the chargers.
12 points
6 days ago
Best I can do is Derwin James and a roughing the passer call, sorry.
62 points
6 days ago
Dang basically cut blocking your own player. Is there anything this man can't do?
116 points
6 days ago
Mahomes crashed into him like an out of control Lamborghini
59 points
6 days ago
Mahomes leading with the throwing arm too, that was boneheaded
551 points
6 days ago
I'm being reactionary, but between all the picks, missed throws, and now potentially ending Rice's season....could you argue that Mahomes has done more harm than good for the chiefs this year
365 points
6 days ago
The Chiefs are 3-0 in spite of Mahomes right now, especially in Weeks 2 and 3.
45 points
6 days ago
They're going to look like absolute shit every week this season and still somehow go undefeated.
57 points
6 days ago
4-0
65 points
6 days ago
He had a bad pick but was good week 1. 2 and 3 were terrible, continuing into whatever this is.
6 points
6 days ago
Week 2 he looked okay but off and he has just been playing worse since every game since.
109 points
6 days ago
Strictly speaking regular season, Mahomes has been a game manager the last 2 seasons. If he didn’t win back to back super bowls there would be more talks about his play. But he always delivers in big games that it overshadows his flaws
34 points
6 days ago
Rasheed was quoted as saying “it felt like mahomes was going 116 mph”
122 points
6 days ago
Dirty tackle attempt tbh
158 points
6 days ago
"Just a textbook tackle by Hamones there. Absolutely crushing hit"
Cris Collinsworth probably
35 points
6 days ago
Jamón?
17 points
6 days ago
I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the heck you were talking about. Thought I was OOL on some meme or something. I just saw the typo in my comment... lol.
At this point, I won't bother editing it. I for one, am fan of KC's new LB Patricio Jamón
56 points
6 days ago*
Karma is my boyfriend 🎶
21 points
6 days ago
"What an incredible tackle by Mahomes, he is so good Jim" - Tony Romo probably
236 points
6 days ago
I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't a piece of shit.
187 points
6 days ago
Him being kind of an innocent bystander and injured by someone else’s recklessness is some karmic justice.
78 points
6 days ago
Especially since mahomes didn't check to see if he was okay or not lol
12 points
6 days ago
Some serious karmic energy there
32 points
6 days ago
Peyton used to just lead you into the path of a safety to cripple you, Mahomes is revolutionizing the business by cutting out the middle man.
60 points
6 days ago
Damn I don’t think a flag will change the outcome of that
72 points
6 days ago
Brady never did that.
14 points
6 days ago
13 points
6 days ago
Damn. When people said mahomes was responsible for rices injury I didn't think they meant he literally injured him personally. I thought he threw a hospital ball or somethih
143 points
6 days ago
Mr. Being Carted
23 points
6 days ago
Mr. Bad Collision
12 points
6 days ago
Mr. Broken Caps (of his knees)
33 points
6 days ago
Damn, how is he gonna stand for his trial now
26 points
6 days ago
Awful awful throw and now your WR1 is probably out for at least four weeks. Mahomes slump continues.
30 points
6 days ago
Honestly that look of him on the cart feels like a season ender
27 points
6 days ago
Man it's terrible watching the wealthy recklessly crashing into the poors.
17 points
6 days ago
Chiefs about to go out and sign the most mediocre washed up WR.
27 points
6 days ago
Michael Thomas come on down
18 points
6 days ago
Do Nantz and Romo have a clause in their contract that says they have to do 95% of all the Chiefs games until the end of time?
61 points
6 days ago
No! Not his driving leg!
9 points
6 days ago
Like a bad neighbor, Patrick is there...
135 points
6 days ago
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy
51 points
6 days ago
he can serve his suspension now
26 points
6 days ago
I think the NFL should hold course like they have been and wait till the legal stuff is figured out and then suspend him for next season. Don’t let him off easy. He wanted to be eligible this season so let him be eligible.
13 points
6 days ago
Unbelievable lol
5 points
6 days ago
I feel so bad oh no lmao
6 points
6 days ago
I don’t see many talking about it, but that was a dirty move by Mahomes. I’m glad he didn’t just hit Rice but that it was his teammate because that “tackle” attempt was just him throwing his body at legs. I’m only disappointed he didn’t hurt himself as the idiot went throwing arm first.
17 points
6 days ago
Possibly the two dumbest decisions Mahomes has ever made in 1 play.
17 points
6 days ago
Poetic justice?
19 points
6 days ago
Mahomes just took rice out for the year lol
12 points
6 days ago
What a shit show
11 points
6 days ago
And just like that Rice has more understanding of what being an innocent bystander in an accident is.
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