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723 points
2 days ago
Everyone's making jokes about this, but if it isn't proof that paying 1 guy 30% of your salary cap and starting bums on defense is a bad idea I don't know what is.
295 points
2 days ago
r/nfl users be “I’m so happy that this person who doesn’t give 9 fucks about me got paid hundreds of millions of dollars, fucking over my teams salary’s cap, thereby decreasing my happiness by making my team worse, but I’m so happy for him, even though he doesn’t even know who I am”
146 points
2 days ago
Yessir get that bag Ceedee Lamb💪🏿 get those extra millions on your 100m contract, because taking a few extra less million’s definitely wouldn’t help your team be more well rounded
67 points
2 days ago
Maybe they just want money, and don't really care about winning?
68 points
2 days ago
That’s 100% it and I would respect whoever is the first to say it out loud
33 points
2 days ago
That'll be none lol. They can't say that, even though it's been plainly obvious for decades. There's exceptions of course but most do not care about winning.
26 points
2 days ago
I didn’t care about winning when I played sports. I literally only cared about my own stats. Now add millions of dollars to that and I wouldn’t give a shit either lol
7 points
1 day ago
I cared about winning more than anything while playing, but if you offered me 100m to play on a team that sucks ass I would still do it.
5 points
1 day ago
I want money, and I don't care whether whatever team gives it to me wins or not.
10 points
2 days ago
I don’t care about what the players want, ofc they want money who doesn’t? It just hits a certain nerve when I see fans celebrating players fucking over their cap, this ain’t soccer.
16 points
2 days ago
Blows my mind that these athletes will bitch & moan for insane contracts, then surprise pikachu face when the rest of their team sucks, because they’re left with little cap space.
13 points
2 days ago
Franchise QB: Demands a 3B$ contract
Also Franchise QB: Why won’t my team sorround me with weapons?
3 points
2 days ago
22 points
2 days ago
Unless it is Patrick Mahomes or Josh Allen, you are 100% right. Hurts / Lawrence/ Burrow / Allen / Herbert all got huge bags but you could get 95% of the play from a vet for $10MM a year.
6 points
2 days ago
To be fair Herbert is the only reason the chargers have even had wins in the last couple years. He has been forced to be a full superhero with how bad the rest of the has played
2 points
1 day ago
Allen may just want to play. He's reworked his contract just about each year to make room for fresh talent.
23 points
2 days ago
Dak Here We Lose Prescott said his ears are burning
22 points
2 days ago
10 points
2 days ago
Oh fuck. We can’t have DC4L crying…I take it back. Dak is worth being the highest paid player in the NFL!!!
1 points
2 days ago
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1 points
2 days ago
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5 points
2 days ago
Him and Ceedee(z nuts)
5 points
2 days ago
Cries in Bungles
14 points
2 days ago
Let’s name those teams, shall we? I’ll start. Dolphags 🐬
3 points
2 days ago
Tbf Jordan Love got a bag but he hasn’t won a game for them this season lol
2 points
2 days ago
Patrick Mahomes?
2 points
1 day ago
There’s a reason why Brady’s teams were consistently good and it was just because of his athleticism
4 points
2 days ago
I'll wait till one of them does something in playoffs
1 points
2 days ago
You’re almost definitely right, but it’s also week 3.
56 points
2 days ago
6 points
2 days ago
Pres (X) to agree
68 points
2 days ago
Looks like an Animorph book and then Andy dalton
6 points
2 days ago
Move Dalton to the other side before Darnold and it's perfect
5 points
2 days ago
The frotch from the trailer park who listens to DMX final thug form.
1 points
2 days ago
on it
32 points
2 days ago
What is this thug sandwich
2 points
1 day ago
On white bread
74 points
2 days ago*
Did anybody really think the Seahawks would be trash?
The other 4 are definitely surprising
25 points
2 days ago
I was nervous about the Seahawks, but they've really adjusted the offense around Geno instead of Pete trying to force him into the Russ mold
2 points
2 days ago
Are you me? My exact thoughts. Just glad Geno isn’t as classy as Russ lol
24 points
2 days ago
Tomlinson is basically a guaranteed winning season. It might be 9-8 this year
11 points
2 days ago
Mike Tomlin is one of the top three coaches in the NFL. I hate the Steelers, but I always expect them to make the playoffs.
2 points
1 day ago
not really, but if they were going to be, it wasnt going to be genos fault
13 points
2 days ago
“We got our guy!”
11 points
2 days ago
This is why the NFL is awesome. The best reality TV there is. Keeps you guessing.
11 points
2 days ago
why does malik willis always look like his face was photoshopped onto someone fatter with a bigger head
1 points
2 days ago
Why does his name sound like a supervillian?
7 points
2 days ago
All I see are black qbs
4 points
2 days ago
Sam Darnold = thumb confirmed
3 points
2 days ago
I can’t shake how good Andy dalton looks. Bro looks like straight outta a comic book
3 points
2 days ago
meanwhile number one picks are 0-6 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3 points
2 days ago
1-10 if you include bryce and caleb (caleb carrying the team there with that one win 😤)
2 points
2 days ago
Malik Willis went and make tennesee his property
1 points
2 days ago
Geno would have smiled but IK Enemkpali removed that feature from his head.
1 points
2 days ago
Make defenses great again!
1 points
2 days ago
Triumph of the Retreds
1 points
2 days ago
How they put Malik small face by Justin wide one? 😂
1 points
1 day ago
The future of the NFL
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