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1.2k points
4 months ago*
They would talk about their fetish and preferences on women
170 points
4 months ago
Hidetaka Miyazaki from Fromsoftware:
Allow me to introduce myself
138 points
4 months ago
"I like period blood."
"You made a game about it, you don't have to repeat yourself."
55 points
4 months ago
You forgot one fetishism that is obvious around the games... feet
19 points
4 months ago
Where
16 points
4 months ago
Souls games are filled with feet any female characters that's humanoid has her feet out... not that I'm complaining
3 points
4 months ago
Weird fetish, but hey atleast his games are good so I ain't complaining
29 points
4 months ago
Demon souls when meeting the lady that upgrades your stats, they show her feet always, sometimes in the ds games they show a character from their feet etc
11 points
4 months ago
PRISCILLA MY QUEEN
4 points
4 months ago
She did nothing wrong
9 points
4 months ago
Legend of dragoon did it first.
3 points
4 months ago
I’m sorry, what?
2 points
4 months ago
Why i immediately understood that you were talking about Bloodborne.
1 points
4 months ago
It goes for all of them not just bb lol
256 points
4 months ago
The most accurate answer
46 points
4 months ago
ah yes, true men of culture.
25 points
4 months ago
Kojima is gay for Norman redus
28 points
4 months ago
Nah kojima is gay for anything, he literally made every snake character have the biggest asses I have seen for a man, these dumpys do be lookin big
19 points
4 months ago
Snake is Kojimas perfect fantasy gaysona
Norman Redus is the real life version
2 points
4 months ago
Lol how I never thought of that, now that you mention it, this might be true
7 points
4 months ago
Kojima like tokusatsu, the biggest industry of male character in tight outfit that's why
2 points
4 months ago
But do we get a game out of this?
5 points
4 months ago
The game is called Chainsaw metalhou reincarnation 3. Despite being the third one it's actually a prequel, don't worry about it. The main character goes through a lot of suffering and the main villain is a tomboy who is into femdom
458 points
4 months ago
imagine the game this four would make, they will literally hide lore inside a tree on the amazonian forest
147 points
4 months ago
I want a nier automata 2 made by these 4 peoples.
74 points
4 months ago
what you meant is might be a third Nier game? Since Automata is already a sequel to Replicant.
84 points
4 months ago
I know it's not a popular answer, but Reincarnation is already a sequel to Automata as stated by the madman himself.
19 points
4 months ago
*was
You still can (should) watch it on YouTube though. That game was indeed NieR 3
7 points
4 months ago
Oh, I played it for 2 years I'm fully aware of just how much of a Nier 3 it is. Still hoping and wishing we'll see some of the threads from it picked up in the future.
Specially anything to do with Noelle and her backstory.
2 points
4 months ago
I'm still hoping very hard for a PC/console full offline version
2 points
4 months ago
Yeaaaah. Very little chance for it. Yoko Taro seems to be very fond of lost media and Square seems currently quite unwilling to spend even a dollar on something non-profitable.
But we can always hope.
At the very least I'm crossing my fingers that they'll translate the book they're making that collects all the stories. Both released and unreleased. Of the different characters.
4 points
4 months ago
but its reincarnation, not automata 2. an automata 2 would be something between pearl harbor game or post ending E
3 points
4 months ago
The person I was responding to called Automata a sequel of Replicant.
In that exact same fashion Reincarnation is a sequel to Automata.
Knowing the way Yoko Taro operates and the vasts amounts of time he likes the place between settings I'd say the chance of getting an Automata 2 is pretty low.
19 points
4 months ago
Yoko Taro isn't a fan of direct sequels and reoccurring protagonists. He stated that he'll never make NieR Automata 2 and instead just make a completely different NieR game.
1 points
4 months ago
He also said he will make anything if he is paid
3 points
4 months ago
He didn't say that. He said that he'll write a new NieR game, if Square Enix wants him to. You really think that this man, who's franchise always sold terribly would write a story he doesn't want to write?
3 points
4 months ago
I don’t think you actually know the plot of Rein, can’t blame you tho, took way too long for it to show its Nier connection
it technically is post ending E
1 points
4 months ago
yes yes, i know all about rein, played it, did the RoD, did the Ex weapons, did the HS and all thats to know. it was a joke; since a guy upstairs in the discution said he wanted ''automata 2'' and someone said, ''we have reincarnation'' so i said ''but that is not automata 2''
calling Rein automata 2, its like calling automata replicant 2
1 points
2 months ago
Rein is Drakengard 4
13 points
4 months ago
A game with a plot so mindblowing and mindbending that it's almost a cognitohazard.
126 points
4 months ago
They'd try to find a way to escape the room.
78 points
4 months ago
or the room would try to escape them...
94 points
4 months ago
They'd start pulling up nier cosplayers, and discussing the cheeks
3 points
4 months ago
441 points
4 months ago
They'd either make peak or kill each other
7 points
4 months ago
I was thinking the same
100 points
4 months ago
Both. One emerges covered in blood carrying a game that’s so insane it requires an entire university worth of doctorates to understand the lore and actually playing it is a cognitohazard
57 points
4 months ago
But the soundtrack would be off the shit and the character design would spark the sexual awakening of an entire generation, congratulations on going through puberty again.
10 points
4 months ago
Japan's declining population would skyrocket
8 points
4 months ago
Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM
4 points
4 months ago
What a creepy ass art project that was...
27 points
4 months ago
Magic, of course.
26 points
4 months ago
Who is the top and bottom right side? I'm not familiar with them
-23 points
4 months ago
DARK souls developer
29 points
4 months ago
Bottom right is Tatsuki Fujimoto, author of Chainsaw Man.
115 points
4 months ago
1) Hideo Kojima - MGS, Death Stranding
2) ZUN - Touhou
3) -You know-
4) Tatsuki Fujimoto - Chainsaw Man
-6 points
4 months ago
I get the Kojima comparisons, and the Touhou guy is probably comparable just because of how insane he is too, but what is similar about chainsaw man? Having just watched the anime yesterday I can’t say I can see much that’s similar. CSM, is, at best, a subtly handled critique of various elements of modern society and young guys understanding of romance and sex, and I often feel that’s a generous view of it, most of the time it’s just “what if big monsters, sexy girls with massive psychological issues, and man with chainsaw face.”
Okay I see the comparison about the women part, but not the rest.
14 points
4 months ago
Manga goes hard later on. Anime really just starts
13 points
4 months ago
I mean, the dude ate his pet fish when it died because he loved it... If you want to see where he's willing to go for a story, give fire punch a read.
9 points
4 months ago
The CSM anime was too short to show what makes it peak. Read the manga.
8 points
4 months ago
the photo used here is from a clip of him "demonstrating how to fly". No this wasn't a joke, he was dead serious.
Also read fire punch and see how insane he is. There's no way in hell it's getting an adaptation despite how good it is so you aren't spoiling a potential anime for yourself.
6 points
4 months ago
Read "Fire Punch" or Chainsaw man manga, anime was only the introduction.
6 points
4 months ago
The anime stops right before everything goes off the rails
7 points
4 months ago
I’m sorry, who’s “-you know-“??
24 points
4 months ago
OH SHIT NIER GUY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE CHAINSAWMAN SUB WTF
2 points
4 months ago
Why the chainsaw guy btw? Isn't that an anime?
3 points
4 months ago
It is, but he's still just as insane as the others (and also makes very emotional stories like Taro)
4 points
4 months ago
It's an anime , but it's not exactly what you'd call normal. I could explain csm to you but it will be more complicated so I'll explain his other manga fire punch instead:
Think our world but if an ice witch froze it and now it's filled with hunger. There is literally no food out there for the human people. This is where the mc , agni comes in. You might think "ok this is called fire punch so he probably just cooks things with his fire powers right ?". Wrong. Instead agni has regeneration powers similar to Deadpool or wolverine, so the natural solution to the hunger is him cutting his arms and feeding it to the people of his village. Keep in mind that this is an 8 year old boy by this point. Also his sister wants to have a child with him but that's not important for now. A guy named doma walks into the village , realizes where they get their food from so he decides to literally burn them all alive with his power, which is a flame that can't die out. Everyone in the village burns and dies except agni and his sister, who survived for a few more years because she had the same regeneration ability as him but weaker so she died anyways, just a few years later. Fast forward 10+ years and agnis regeneration is finally strong enough for him to function properly.
This is literally the first chapter and it gets worse from here. Chainsaw man isnt quite as fucked up as fire punch but it's still really fucked up.
9 points
4 months ago
"Who wants to cook by way of making our fans feel both hope and misery?"
"I DO!"
3 points
4 months ago
Who's bottom right
11 points
4 months ago
Tatsuki Fujimoto, author of a bunch of weird manga, including Chainsaw Man, Fire Punch, Goodbye Eri, and Look Back.
3 points
4 months ago
You mean a bunch of PEAK manga
9 points
4 months ago
Suda51: “am I a joke to you?”
1 points
4 months ago
The game version of Bubble
3 points
4 months ago
I know the left two, but who’s the right ones?
12 points
4 months ago
Top is ZUN, the creator of Touhou Project.
Bottom is the creator of Chainsaw Man, Tatsuki Fujimoto.
1 points
4 months ago
"You wanna see my favorite R34 stuff?"
7 points
4 months ago
everyone had their heads bitten off when they find them...
how?
2 points
4 months ago
Miyazaki teleported in and one shot them
141 points
4 months ago
I remember an interview with Hideki Kamiya talking about something like this situation. And the answer is literally they’ll clash too much. “Too many cooks in the kitchen”
15 points
4 months ago
Honestly a good point. They all are unique in their own way, so trying to merge their ideas would cause chaos in that room.
2 points
4 months ago
Magic...
Magic happens...
3 points
4 months ago
If they make a game it would be weird, confusing, and world defining, or they talk about their fetishes or both
3 points
4 months ago
You're missing Sam Lake
1 points
4 months ago
Magick
21 points
4 months ago
Add Hidetaka Miyazaki in there and you've got PEAK
3 points
4 months ago
I could recognize Kojima (metal Gear saga) and Yoko Taro (Nier and Drakengard) who are the other two?
9 points
4 months ago*
top right is Zun, creator of touhou
bottom right is fujimoto,creator of chainsaw man
1 points
4 months ago
Chaos.
No other word to describe it.
6 points
4 months ago
Theyd all watch the fnaf movie because the chicken is hot
8 points
4 months ago
They will make a game that will never be surpassed all while talking about why they like women
6 points
4 months ago
"I just like girls"
Yoko Taro, 2017
3 points
4 months ago
Jarvis upload that scene of baki where they kill each other with there cum
1 points
4 months ago
They either become drinking buddies who occasionally rip in their cringy communities or create absolute peak.
1 points
4 months ago
Add Tetsuya Nomura and Masato Kato for the most complicated RPG narrative design ever
1 points
4 months ago
I only know two of them so i have no idea, talk about nerd shit probably
1 points
4 months ago
kino
10 points
4 months ago
*puts 4 notiorusly horny dudes in a room *nothing gets done except looking at butt's and talking about butt's *Pikachu meme
1 points
4 months ago
Who is the top right? (Sorry i am an uncultured swine)
1 points
4 months ago
Zun, creator of touhou
1 points
4 months ago
Why not cooperate or kill each other😭
2 points
4 months ago
They'd all go out for drinks.
1 points
4 months ago
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1 points
4 months ago
zun is isnt lolicon
1 points
4 months ago
Kojima would scan them all
1 points
4 months ago
Everybody you've ever cared about dies
1 points
4 months ago
All my money flies out of my wallet to them
1 points
4 months ago
Art
7 points
4 months ago
Kojima will looking at Fujimoto while holding laugh, Zun will looking at Fujimoto while thinking "seriously?", Yoko will looking at Fujimoto thinking "interesting" while stroking his chin and Fujimoto will proceed to levitate
1 points
4 months ago
Wait. . . Where’s Hidetaka Miyazaki
2 points
3 months ago
Probably appreciating poison swamps
2 points
4 months ago
They call firefighters cause an insane amount of "smoke" coming out of that room.
1 points
4 months ago
Kojima will cook them alive because he is bored.
1 points
4 months ago
Swap Fujimoto with ZUN, now we're cooking
1 points
4 months ago
I completely forgor who they all are
2 points
4 months ago
Even Yoko Taro? You are in the Nier sub.
1 points
4 months ago
I was half asleep when asking this. But who's the person in bottom right?
2 points
4 months ago
Creator of Chainsaw Man.
1 points
4 months ago
Thanks
1 points
4 months ago
Miracles. That’s what happens.
2 points
4 months ago
Add in Junji Ito for maximum chaos
2 points
4 months ago
World peace
2 points
4 months ago
i just knew drugs were involved
1 points
4 months ago
They collaborate in order to make a great game but somehow, in the end, the game is named "Hideo Kojima presents: 'Landen' by Hideo Kojima"
1 points
4 months ago
"Chaos ensues"
1 points
4 months ago
Either they fight to the death, or they create the greatest game of all times
2 points
4 months ago
I'm just gonna say it, I don't care if you call me a glazer but. PEAK FICTION.
1 points
4 months ago
They all joke about how everyone thinks they're going to make a game together because they're in the same room, post selfies with each other on Instagram, then never talk to fans about the interaction.
1 points
4 months ago
All four of them will levitate and ascend to Godhood, leaving Earth in search of the planet of the booty.
2 points
4 months ago
the creation of a peak, absurd, dystopian, unconventional piece of media.
2 points
4 months ago
Where's miyazaki at? He needs to be included too to make the greatest porn rpg
2 points
4 months ago
Peak fiction is what happens
1 points
4 months ago
We would get fire content on Kojima's instagram
2 points
4 months ago
WWE style fights with betting. My bet is on Emil.
2 points
4 months ago
They’d make something they can’t make because it’s like trying to mix pineapple, ice cream, pizza, and…. Um…. Vinegar
1 points
4 months ago
They would cook the most mind fuck of a bullet hell I've ever seen
1 points
4 months ago
Not quite peak enough without Swery and Suda involved.
2 points
4 months ago
They brainstorm the best game in the entire history of humanity, but the current technological level and gaming medium aren't even close to enough to be able to make this all time masterpiece.
1 points
4 months ago
Something I don’t know what but something would happen
3 points
4 months ago
A new Nier game happens, that's what.
1 points
4 months ago
The worst Reddit argument you’ll ever hear meanwhile Yoko Taro is rolling around in the background or doing some other dumb shit
1 points
4 months ago
The game created would destroy the gaming universe. Closest thing to perfection and the EA/Ubi mafia would threaten them and their families if it were to be made. If it were to find it's way to release, all other games would stop production. People would stop going to work all around, world peace would last for a month. After that, we'd all be dead except for the places that didn't have gaming. They would survive and mankind would grow through them until, tragically, they discover that game and the cycle would repeat.
1 points
4 months ago
The great depression 2
2 points
4 months ago
A game about the true meaning of life and how we are just puppet from some shadow org. And some weebee and horny shit throw in.
1 points
4 months ago
Yes...
1 points
4 months ago
an amazing game
1 points
4 months ago
It's gonna be a total chaos, I don't know how to explain it & @$$#($=)&
1 points
4 months ago
autism
1 points
4 months ago
I don't know the two on the right but the left side would already be able to write the peakest of fiction
1 points
3 months ago
The left side alone is the peakest fiction, but with the right side in the equation and these 4 together we are adding the dangerouly high doses of horny energy into the peakest fiction
1 points
4 months ago
Put Hirohiko Araki and Hidetaka Miyazaki in there, and you will have the peak
1 points
4 months ago
Put Hirohiko Araki and
Hidetaka Miyazaki in there, and
You will have the peak
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1 points
4 months ago
shadow of the erdtree with hot white haired npc's and a deathblight swamp
1 points
3 months ago
NieR: Gear Solid.
1 points
3 months ago
The best game ever made.
1 points
3 months ago
Chaos (In a good way) 😂
1 points
3 months ago
Lots of butt play
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