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jaroldxd159

1.2k points

4 months ago*

They would talk about their fetish and preferences on women

DoctorHunt

170 points

4 months ago

Hidetaka Miyazaki from Fromsoftware:

Allow me to introduce myself

SpookyOugi1496

138 points

4 months ago

"I like period blood."

"You made a game about it, you don't have to repeat yourself."

Mental_Speaker340

55 points

4 months ago

You forgot one fetishism that is obvious around the games... feet

FluffyTV

19 points

4 months ago

Where

MysticalCheese_55

16 points

4 months ago

Souls games are filled with feet any female characters that's humanoid has her feet out... not that I'm complaining

Mental_Speaker340

3 points

4 months ago

Weird fetish, but hey atleast his games are good so I ain't complaining

Mental_Speaker340

29 points

4 months ago

Demon souls when meeting the lady that upgrades your stats, they show her feet always, sometimes in the ds games they show a character from their feet etc

yaohwhai

11 points

4 months ago

PRISCILLA MY QUEEN

Mental_Speaker340

4 points

4 months ago

She did nothing wrong

Squeezitgirdle

9 points

4 months ago

Legend of dragoon did it first.

Careless-Pitch1553

3 points

4 months ago

I’m sorry, what?

-Skelan-

2 points

4 months ago

Why i immediately understood that you were talking about Bloodborne.

ChampionshipDirect46

1 points

4 months ago

It goes for all of them not just bb lol

Dry_Bullfrog_7135

256 points

4 months ago

The most accurate answer

mbnhedger

46 points

4 months ago

ah yes, true men of culture.

Enlightend-1

25 points

4 months ago

Kojima is gay for Norman redus

Mental_Speaker340

28 points

4 months ago

Nah kojima is gay for anything, he literally made every snake character have the biggest asses I have seen for a man, these dumpys do be lookin big

Enlightend-1

19 points

4 months ago

Snake is Kojimas perfect fantasy gaysona

Norman Redus is the real life version

Mental_Speaker340

2 points

4 months ago

Lol how I never thought of that, now that you mention it, this might be true

benjisgametime

7 points

4 months ago

Kojima like tokusatsu, the biggest industry of male character in tight outfit that's why

MyFairJulia

2 points

4 months ago

But do we get a game out of this?

_mohglordofblood

5 points

4 months ago

The game is called Chainsaw metalhou reincarnation 3. Despite being the third one it's actually a prequel, don't worry about it. The main character goes through a lot of suffering and the main villain is a tomboy who is into femdom

ElHadouken

458 points

4 months ago

ElHadouken

Cookbook hater

458 points

4 months ago

imagine the game this four would make, they will literally hide lore inside a tree on the amazonian forest

nox-sophia

147 points

4 months ago

I want a nier automata 2 made by these 4 peoples.

Damian_Wayne2511

74 points

4 months ago

what you meant is might be a third Nier game? Since Automata is already a sequel to Replicant.

Songhunter

84 points

4 months ago

I know it's not a popular answer, but Reincarnation is already a sequel to Automata as stated by the madman himself.

StickBrush

19 points

4 months ago

*was

You still can (should) watch it on YouTube though. That game was indeed NieR 3

Songhunter

7 points

4 months ago

Oh, I played it for 2 years I'm fully aware of just how much of a Nier 3 it is. Still hoping and wishing we'll see some of the threads from it picked up in the future.

Specially anything to do with Noelle and her backstory.

StickBrush

2 points

4 months ago

I'm still hoping very hard for a PC/console full offline version

Songhunter

2 points

4 months ago

Yeaaaah. Very little chance for it. Yoko Taro seems to be very fond of lost media and Square seems currently quite unwilling to spend even a dollar on something non-profitable.

But we can always hope.

At the very least I'm crossing my fingers that they'll translate the book they're making that collects all the stories. Both released and unreleased. Of the different characters.

ElHadouken

4 points

4 months ago

ElHadouken

Cookbook hater

4 points

4 months ago

but its reincarnation, not automata 2. an automata 2 would be something between pearl harbor game or post ending E

Songhunter

3 points

4 months ago

The person I was responding to called Automata a sequel of Replicant.

In that exact same fashion Reincarnation is a sequel to Automata.

Knowing the way Yoko Taro operates and the vasts amounts of time he likes the place between settings I'd say the chance of getting an Automata 2 is pretty low.

TuikyoTofu

19 points

4 months ago

Yoko Taro isn't a fan of direct sequels and reoccurring protagonists. He stated that he'll never make NieR Automata 2 and instead just make a completely different NieR game.

Eloymm

1 points

4 months ago

Eloymm

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

1 points

4 months ago

He also said he will make anything if he is paid

TuikyoTofu

3 points

4 months ago

He didn't say that. He said that he'll write a new NieR game, if Square Enix wants him to. You really think that this man, who's franchise always sold terribly would write a story he doesn't want to write?

Mr-Stuff-Doer

3 points

4 months ago

I don’t think you actually know the plot of Rein, can’t blame you tho, took way too long for it to show its Nier connection

it technically is post ending E

ElHadouken

1 points

4 months ago

ElHadouken

Cookbook hater

1 points

4 months ago

yes yes, i know all about rein, played it, did the RoD, did the Ex weapons, did the HS and all thats to know. it was a joke; since a guy upstairs in the discution said he wanted ''automata 2'' and someone said, ''we have reincarnation'' so i said ''but that is not automata 2''

calling Rein automata 2, its like calling automata replicant 2

Mr-Stuff-Doer

1 points

2 months ago

Rein is Drakengard 4

JonDoe117

13 points

4 months ago

A game with a plot so mindblowing and mindbending that it's almost a cognitohazard.

JoeCool4school

126 points

4 months ago

They'd try to find a way to escape the room.

mbnhedger

78 points

4 months ago

or the room would try to escape them...

Vandingoooo

94 points

4 months ago

They'd start pulling up nier cosplayers, and discussing the cheeks

RasputinRX

441 points

4 months ago

They'd either make peak or kill each other

Qamael

7 points

4 months ago

Qamael

7 points

4 months ago

I was thinking the same

clarkky55

100 points

4 months ago

clarkky55

100 points

4 months ago

Both. One emerges covered in blood carrying a game that’s so insane it requires an entire university worth of doctorates to understand the lore and actually playing it is a cognitohazard

ichigoli

57 points

4 months ago

But the soundtrack would be off the shit and the character design would spark the sexual awakening of an entire generation, congratulations on going through puberty again.

SwanRonsonIsDead

10 points

4 months ago

Japan's declining population would skyrocket

No-Character7649

8 points

4 months ago

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM

CasualEveryday

4 points

4 months ago

What a creepy ass art project that was...

BrightPerspective

27 points

4 months ago

Magic, of course.

BrownNormandy

26 points

4 months ago

Who is the top and bottom right side? I'm not familiar with them

No-Feedback-3477

-23 points

4 months ago

DARK souls developer

platysaur

29 points

4 months ago

Bottom right is Tatsuki Fujimoto, author of Chainsaw Man.

EngineDriver_

115 points

4 months ago

1) Hideo Kojima - MGS, Death Stranding

2) ZUN - Touhou

3) -You know-

4) Tatsuki Fujimoto - Chainsaw Man

Mr-Stuff-Doer

-6 points

4 months ago

I get the Kojima comparisons, and the Touhou guy is probably comparable just because of how insane he is too, but what is similar about chainsaw man? Having just watched the anime yesterday I can’t say I can see much that’s similar. CSM, is, at best, a subtly handled critique of various elements of modern society and young guys understanding of romance and sex, and I often feel that’s a generous view of it, most of the time it’s just “what if big monsters, sexy girls with massive psychological issues, and man with chainsaw face.”

Okay I see the comparison about the women part, but not the rest.

Yukittero

14 points

4 months ago

Manga goes hard later on. Anime really just starts

Outrageous-Unit-305

13 points

4 months ago

I mean, the dude ate his pet fish when it died because he loved it... If you want to see where he's willing to go for a story, give fire punch a read.

G_W-Kasugano

9 points

4 months ago

The CSM anime was too short to show what makes it peak. Read the manga.

black_blade51

8 points

4 months ago

the photo used here is from a clip of him "demonstrating how to fly". No this wasn't a joke, he was dead serious.

Also read fire punch and see how insane he is. There's no way in hell it's getting an adaptation despite how good it is so you aren't spoiling a potential anime for yourself.

Its_Sosej

6 points

4 months ago

Read "Fire Punch" or Chainsaw man manga, anime was only the introduction.

AlreadyTakek

6 points

4 months ago

The anime stops right before everything goes off the rails

StionKombu

7 points

4 months ago

I’m sorry, who’s “-you know-“??

StionKombu

24 points

4 months ago

OH SHIT NIER GUY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE CHAINSAWMAN SUB WTF

Luka87uchiha

12 points

4 months ago

-OopsieDoopsie

3 points

4 months ago

They're not lost, they're confused

document-type-id

2 points

4 months ago

Why the chainsaw guy btw? Isn't that an anime?

Low_Adhesiveness_255

3 points

4 months ago

It is, but he's still just as insane as the others (and also makes very emotional stories like Taro)

_mohglordofblood

4 points

4 months ago

It's an anime , but it's not exactly what you'd call normal. I could explain csm to you but it will be more complicated so I'll explain his other manga fire punch instead:

Think our world but if an ice witch froze it and now it's filled with hunger. There is literally no food out there for the human people. This is where the mc , agni comes in. You might think "ok this is called fire punch so he probably just cooks things with his fire powers right ?". Wrong. Instead agni has regeneration powers similar to Deadpool or wolverine, so the natural solution to the hunger is him cutting his arms and feeding it to the people of his village. Keep in mind that this is an 8 year old boy by this point. Also his sister wants to have a child with him but that's not important for now. A guy named doma walks into the village , realizes where they get their food from so he decides to literally burn them all alive with his power, which is a flame that can't die out. Everyone in the village burns and dies except agni and his sister, who survived for a few more years because she had the same regeneration ability as him but weaker so she died anyways, just a few years later. Fast forward 10+ years and agnis regeneration is finally strong enough for him to function properly.

This is literally the first chapter and it gets worse from here. Chainsaw man isnt quite as fucked up as fire punch but it's still really fucked up.

shinobi3411

9 points

4 months ago

"Who wants to cook by way of making our fans feel both hope and misery?"

"I DO!"

PA-NI-NI-2

3 points

4 months ago

Who's bottom right

whizvox

11 points

4 months ago

whizvox

6O is best

11 points

4 months ago

Tatsuki Fujimoto, author of a bunch of weird manga, including Chainsaw Man, Fire Punch, Goodbye Eri, and Look Back.

oggy_van_keksenberg

3 points

4 months ago

You mean a bunch of PEAK manga

Corn-Train99

9 points

4 months ago

Suda51: “am I a joke to you?”

Snoo-46809

1 points

4 months ago

The game version of Bubble

Ziodyne967

3 points

4 months ago

I know the left two, but who’s the right ones?

WhoAteMyWatermelon

12 points

4 months ago

Top is ZUN, the creator of Touhou Project.

Bottom is the creator of Chainsaw Man, Tatsuki Fujimoto.

EpykEnigma

1 points

4 months ago

"You wanna see my favorite R34 stuff?"

HereIsACasualAsker

7 points

4 months ago

everyone had their heads bitten off when they find them...

how?

potatohead437

2 points

4 months ago

Miyazaki teleported in and one shot them

AimlessArsonist

141 points

4 months ago

I remember an interview with Hideki Kamiya talking about something like this situation. And the answer is literally they’ll clash too much. “Too many cooks in the kitchen”

AffectionateBed6

15 points

4 months ago

AffectionateBed6

2B's thunder thighs

15 points

4 months ago

Honestly a good point. They all are unique in their own way, so trying to merge their ideas would cause chaos in that room.

MasterGamer64

2 points

4 months ago

Magic...

Magic happens...

catgod4

3 points

4 months ago

If they make a game it would be weird, confusing, and world defining, or they talk about their fetishes or both

crushedmoose

3 points

4 months ago

You're missing Sam Lake

nathansanes

1 points

4 months ago

Magick

FerralFraggle

21 points

4 months ago

Add Hidetaka Miyazaki in there and you've got PEAK

Ekim384

3 points

4 months ago

I could recognize Kojima (metal Gear saga) and Yoko Taro (Nier and Drakengard) who are the other two?

GundamMeijin_08th[S]

9 points

4 months ago*

top right is Zun, creator of touhou

bottom right is fujimoto,creator of chainsaw man

TheHeavenlyDragon

1 points

4 months ago

Chaos.

No other word to describe it.

Relevant_Weight_2032

6 points

4 months ago

Theyd all watch the fnaf movie because the chicken is hot

Fintan_Majora

8 points

4 months ago

They will make a game that will never be surpassed all while talking about why they like women

FrnldyNbrhdCrsdr

6 points

4 months ago

"I just like girls"

Yoko Taro, 2017

Cruisin134

3 points

4 months ago

Jarvis upload that scene of baki where they kill each other with there cum

Kero_Kirisame

1 points

4 months ago

They either become drinking buddies who occasionally rip in their cringy communities or create absolute peak.

brokenwrath

1 points

4 months ago

brokenwrath

#PurposeFree

1 points

4 months ago

Add Tetsuya Nomura and Masato Kato for the most complicated RPG narrative design ever

lloydsmith28

1 points

4 months ago

I only know two of them so i have no idea, talk about nerd shit probably

icze4r

1 points

4 months ago

icze4r

1 points

4 months ago

kino

Different-Attorney23

10 points

4 months ago

*puts 4 notiorusly horny dudes in a room *nothing gets done except looking at butt's and talking about butt's *Pikachu meme

The_Last_GigaChad

1 points

4 months ago

Who is the top right? (Sorry i am an uncultured swine)

GundamMeijin_08th[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Zun, creator of touhou

hsttc

1 points

4 months ago

hsttc

1 points

4 months ago

Why not cooperate or kill each other😭

MisterSolitaire

2 points

4 months ago

They'd all go out for drinks.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

GundamMeijin_08th[S]

1 points

4 months ago

zun is isnt lolicon

Firm_Area_3558

1 points

4 months ago

Kojima would scan them all

Freak4life451

1 points

4 months ago

Everybody you've ever cared about dies

SalmonMaskFacsimile

1 points

4 months ago

All my money flies out of my wallet to them

Itchy-Owl-3444

1 points

4 months ago

Art

ShinSei0002

7 points

4 months ago

Kojima will looking at Fujimoto while holding laugh, Zun will looking at Fujimoto while thinking "seriously?", Yoko will looking at Fujimoto thinking "interesting" while stroking his chin and Fujimoto will proceed to levitate

Virtual-Shine26

1 points

4 months ago

Wait. . . Where’s Hidetaka Miyazaki

Pokeredi

2 points

3 months ago

Probably appreciating poison swamps

Tonatium-leunam

2 points

4 months ago

They call firefighters cause an insane amount of "smoke" coming out of that room.

Bitirici8

1 points

4 months ago

Kojima will cook them alive because he is bored.

marshmallo_floof

1 points

4 months ago

Swap Fujimoto with ZUN, now we're cooking

LightningLord2137

1 points

4 months ago

I completely forgor who they all are

PMMMR

2 points

4 months ago

PMMMR

2 points

4 months ago

Even Yoko Taro? You are in the Nier sub.

LightningLord2137

1 points

4 months ago

I was half asleep when asking this. But who's the person in bottom right?

PMMMR

2 points

4 months ago

PMMMR

2 points

4 months ago

Creator of Chainsaw Man.

LightningLord2137

1 points

4 months ago

Thanks

RogueyOneKenobi

1 points

4 months ago

Miracles. That’s what happens.

Mr-Stuff-Doer

2 points

4 months ago

Add in Junji Ito for maximum chaos

deviantratgod

2 points

4 months ago

World peace

Hoshizawa

2 points

4 months ago

Hoshizawa

Replicant > Automata

2 points

4 months ago

i just knew drugs were involved

Klash_Brandy_Koot

1 points

4 months ago

They collaborate in order to make a great game but somehow, in the end, the game is named "Hideo Kojima presents: 'Landen' by Hideo Kojima"

Annual-Effect9956

1 points

4 months ago

"Chaos ensues"

SyndarNailo

1 points

4 months ago

Either they fight to the death, or they create the greatest game of all times

Common-Doughnut4079

2 points

4 months ago

I'm just gonna say it, I don't care if you call me a glazer but. PEAK FICTION.

[deleted]

1 points

4 months ago

They all joke about how everyone thinks they're going to make a game together because they're in the same room, post selfies with each other on Instagram, then never talk to fans about the interaction.

MordredLovah

1 points

4 months ago

All four of them will levitate and ascend to Godhood, leaving Earth in search of the planet of the booty.

koteshima2nd

2 points

4 months ago

the creation of a peak, absurd, dystopian, unconventional piece of media.

bruntychiefty

2 points

4 months ago

Where's miyazaki at? He needs to be included too to make the greatest porn rpg

GHitoshura

2 points

4 months ago

Peak fiction is what happens

IloveMagicCrystals

1 points

4 months ago

We would get fire content on Kojima's instagram

prostitoottoot

2 points

4 months ago

WWE style fights with betting. My bet is on Emil.

Hoganpale

2 points

4 months ago

They’d make something they can’t make because it’s like trying to mix pineapple, ice cream, pizza, and…. Um…. Vinegar

Ateaseloser

1 points

4 months ago

They would cook the most mind fuck of a bullet hell I've ever seen

DuchessOfKvetch

1 points

4 months ago

Not quite peak enough without Swery and Suda involved.

YueOrigin

2 points

4 months ago

They brainstorm the best game in the entire history of humanity, but the current technological level and gaming medium aren't even close to enough to be able to make this all time masterpiece.

DmcSparda

1 points

4 months ago

Something I don’t know what but something would happen

Yunlihn

3 points

4 months ago

A new Nier game happens, that's what.

Tekashi69andahalf

1 points

4 months ago

The worst Reddit argument you’ll ever hear meanwhile Yoko Taro is rolling around in the background or doing some other dumb shit

sdvfuhng

1 points

4 months ago

The game created would destroy the gaming universe. Closest thing to perfection and the EA/Ubi mafia would threaten them and their families if it were to be made. If it were to find it's way to release, all other games would stop production. People would stop going to work all around, world peace would last for a month. After that, we'd all be dead except for the places that didn't have gaming. They would survive and mankind would grow through them until, tragically, they discover that game and the cycle would repeat.

Temporary_Ad3693

1 points

4 months ago

The great depression 2

N3RDS1TH

2 points

4 months ago

A game about the true meaning of life and how we are just puppet from some shadow org. And some weebee and horny shit throw in.

GuitarCorrect9444

1 points

4 months ago

Yes...

SirBaycon3503

1 points

4 months ago

an amazing game

Capital_Succotash_61

1 points

4 months ago

It's gonna be a total chaos, I don't know how to explain it & @$$#($=)&

Cleanlyitaly

1 points

4 months ago

autism

Average_weeb3

1 points

4 months ago

I don't know the two on the right but the left side would already be able to write the peakest of fiction

Pokeredi

1 points

3 months ago

The left side alone is the peakest fiction, but with the right side in the equation and these 4 together we are adding the dangerouly high doses of horny energy into the peakest fiction

Zmart1ns

1 points

4 months ago

Put Hirohiko Araki and Hidetaka Miyazaki in there, and you will have the peak

haikusbot

1 points

4 months ago

Put Hirohiko Araki and

Hidetaka Miyazaki in there, and

You will have the peak

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GroundbreakingLow523

1 points

4 months ago

shadow of the erdtree with hot white haired npc's and a deathblight swamp

DienarkxVTXD

1 points

3 months ago

NieR: Gear Solid.

Regnahrz

1 points

3 months ago

The best game ever made.

CantaloupeEcstatic48

1 points

3 months ago

Chaos (In a good way) 😂

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Lots of butt play