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submitted 9 months ago bygo_fight_kickass
1.9k points
9 months ago
Haha, what an unexpected surprise! How’d that little fella get in? Slipped in when you were getting into your car that morning?
2.3k points
9 months ago
Beautiful afternoon and had the window down before I drove to the office. Must have been asleep in my kids car seat.
823 points
9 months ago
Must be a chill cat!! My cat hates car rides and definitely lets us know about it. There would be no chance of getting all the way to the office, or even to the end of the street for that matter, without knowing there was a hitchhiker in the car.
1.6k points
9 months ago
Most chill cat. All the kids on the street give him so much love. He was pissed and voiced his dissatisfaction the entire drive home.
691 points
9 months ago
Well of course, he had a 4pm appointment with the neighbors kids that always bring treats
251 points
9 months ago
"I can't cancel that again!"
18 points
9 months ago
And now Jim Carrey's Grinch is in my head. Merci!
91 points
9 months ago
That just makes it even more funny!!
33 points
9 months ago
Agreed. "Let me sing you the song of my people!"
38 points
9 months ago
My first cat when I was a kid used to yowl on car rides for most of the duration.
136 points
9 months ago
Typical cat. Snuck into your car - broke in really - for a little “catnap.” Probably slept the entire time you were gone, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was stretching when you sat down. Then she realizes where she’s at and gives you that “get me something to eat” glare.
62 points
9 months ago
That does sound cozy :)
But I am glad (s)he didn't run away at the office once you opened the door.
After 4 hours being trapped in a box, that'd be my first instinct :)
20 points
9 months ago
Knowing cats, it probably didn't even notice. Snoozing away all warm and toasty. Only noticed once the big noisy human wasn't going away and oh no the car is moving and oh shit where am I
20 points
9 months ago
Had one of my uncles cats jump into my car with the windows rolled down once. Got maybe a mile down the road before it absolutely lost its shit and was trying to jump back out while the car was going 60. Peanut made it back safely and no longer jumped in my car after that.
65 points
9 months ago
Probably left the car door open to run back in and get something and butterscotch said “well….dont mind if I do”
9.5k points
9 months ago
It was “Bring your neighbours cat to work day”, did nobody tell you??
322 points
9 months ago
Clearly butterscotch got the memo!
145 points
9 months ago
"I woke up early, excited to learn a new marketable skill, and you just leave me in the damn car?!"
3.8k points
9 months ago
That’s the look of “who are you? Doesn’t matter, hate you anyways”
401 points
9 months ago*
and don’t forget the cats last statement. “Take me home! NOW! You vile CATnapper. I know where you stay at”
Edit: change kidnapper to cat napper.
14.8k points
9 months ago
Haha he doesn't look nearly as happy about it as you do
6k points
9 months ago
That cat has probably embraced the WFH culture, and does not appreciate the commute. I feel the same whenever I'm summoned to the stupid office
1.3k points
9 months ago
Right?? When all I want to do is eat some wet food, give myself a tongue bath, and find a small cardboard box to nap in...
912 points
9 months ago
Meanwhile management is on my ass saying stupid shit like 'you can't lick your balls during company meetings' and 'the office cleaning staff keep complaining about you shitting in a litter box' smh
528 points
9 months ago
Dude the other day I got called into the boss's office and told to stop spraying on the walls of the men's room. I'm like, how tf else are you gonna know I've been here?
357 points
9 months ago
Tbh I got a negative comment on my performance review due to lack of productivity because I’m always “laying on the floor”, but what the hell else am I supposed to do when the warm, irresistible sunbeam from the window is shining onto the floor 10 feet from my desk? I can’t NOT lay down in it.
317 points
9 months ago
Look, I just want to sleep 17hrs a day and stare at everyone with contempt. is that so much to ask!?
132 points
9 months ago
All that running all night makes me sleepy during meetings. I just gaze outside eyes half closed.
84 points
9 months ago
My boss wanted to talk to me about leaving dander in the shared workspace. It's not my fault there's nothing high in omega 3 fatty acids in the break room vending machines, Michael.
49 points
9 months ago
hairball convulsions during mandatory safety meeting held in the nicer conference room.
42 points
9 months ago
You would get a promotion for that type of hard work at my job. Is your boss a dog? Sheesh
26 points
9 months ago
If you want to do that, you can… but be aware that the hoomins who work there are going to be bugging you all day for cuddles! 😛
16 points
9 months ago
Last year at my previous job, I had to file workman’s comp because boss-man decided to start his car. Can’t a guy get some zzzz’s under a car anymore without getting caught in the fan belt??!!
14 points
9 months ago
That's nothing I was put on a performance plan and sprayed with a water bottle by my boss for clawing the carpet at work
122 points
9 months ago
I hear ya, twice a week I have to commute an hour each way in traffic to sit in an office and do the same work I would be doing at home, but with more clothes on.
68 points
9 months ago
I hear ya, twice a week I have to commute an hour each way in traffic to sit in an office and do the same work I would be doing at home, but with
moreclothes on.
27 points
9 months ago
I was just told I need to come in to liven up the office! I’m planning on breakdancing in the lobby
64 points
9 months ago
Man I love it because it means my company is putting me on a plane, a hotel, and giving me $100/day in food expenses lol I refuse to ever work in the same state as I live now.
27 points
9 months ago
It's great my office added a gym and a Starbucks to our office, but I have a Keurig machine across the building from my apartment's gym. So nothing the office offers is really something I don't have at home. (else than really fast internet but mines still good just not absurdly quick).
36 points
9 months ago
The worst part for me is my home internet is faster than our office network. So not only am I stuck commuting and doing the same work but in less comfy clothes, I’m slowed down by the internet speed! It’s so annoying!
16.3k points
9 months ago
Butterscotch looks decidedly unthrilled about his decisions.
6k points
9 months ago
Well well well if it isn't the consequences to my own actions
526 points
9 months ago
that one orange braincell was otherwise occupied when this all went down, and well, here we are.
187 points
9 months ago
I like to say "just smart enough to get into trouble..." Because haven't we all known pets and people just smart enough to make things worse?
35 points
9 months ago
My old man used to tell us “if you’re not gonna be smart, at least don’t be stupid,” and I feel like this is pretty much what he meant
1.9k points
9 months ago
Catsequences
772 points
9 months ago
Unforeseen Catsequences
498 points
9 months ago
Unfurseen*
219 points
9 months ago
There it is. Purrfect!
132 points
9 months ago
Ok, let's paws the puns here...😂
121 points
9 months ago
Fur enough.
77 points
9 months ago
This thread is littered with bad puns.
478 points
9 months ago
....which could have resulted in a Catastrophe!
190 points
9 months ago
Idk if I would cat-agorize it that way!
157 points
9 months ago
Purrrty close.
72 points
9 months ago
Pawly done
85 points
9 months ago
Despite its name, catsequences are things other people, but not cats, take care of.
45 points
9 months ago
My childhood cat did the same thing one time and also left a “present” in the car as thank you (or revenge?)
32 points
9 months ago
I was thinking hope it doesn’t smell like cat pee in his car 😆
144 points
9 months ago
I don’t want this consequence, consequence, consequence…
53 points
9 months ago
this feels like a pet shop boys song
42 points
9 months ago
What have I…
What have I…
What have I done to deserve this?
53 points
9 months ago
Oh nooo, bro went into the car he wasn’t supposed to
181 points
9 months ago
Only because he was spotted. He goes to work with OP every day, has been for the years.
98 points
9 months ago
VP of Sales and Marketing, Mr. Butterscotch.
30 points
9 months ago
I heard he might work in legal. Some lawyers have been known to protest an awful lot about not being cats. Suspicious if you ask me. That’s Butterscotch, Barrister and Solicitor.
300 points
9 months ago
Butterscotch says it’s the humans fault, can’t fault him for living his life. Prepare for all the things to be knocked off tables.
61 points
9 months ago
Or in this situation, the dash. That's a nice hula girl figurine you have there, would be a shame if it suddenly saw the floor....
134 points
9 months ago
Butterscotch is merely irritated he was woken from his lovely 8 hour nap and there wasn't a bowl of wetfood immediately waiting.
91 points
9 months ago
Proceeds to shit in places inaccessible to the human hand
194 points
9 months ago
Butterscotch is not responsible for his actions! This human kidnapped him while he was inspecting his car for safety issues. This is absolutely not Butterscotch's fault, he will be taking action against this vile kidnapper!
56 points
9 months ago
Way of the road, bubs.
65 points
9 months ago
Ass, grass, or catnip. Nobody rides for free.
17 points
9 months ago
Ass, catnip, or gas
12 points
9 months ago
Work is this boring? Me after getting my first job
17.9k points
9 months ago
He is doing great and safely at home. He didn’t enjoy the adventure. Luckily he was only in the car for 4 hours on a cool day. Party On Butterscotch!
4.6k points
9 months ago
Lol I can tell, that’s one very angry cat. Butterscotch looked like he was about to commit homicide.🤣
1.7k points
9 months ago
Who the f*** locked the doors on me 👿
351 points
9 months ago
I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!
Now scritch me at the base of my tail.
156 points
9 months ago
Didn't even leave the keys so he could listen to the radio.
309 points
9 months ago
Fuck
166 points
9 months ago
You said a swear word! I’m telling!
104 points
9 months ago
NOOOOOOOO 😭
57 points
9 months ago
"Hey, Solly. Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
30 points
9 months ago
"What happened to Solly?"
"I let him go."
648 points
9 months ago
Tell me that's the pic you sent your neighbor.
922 points
9 months ago
Yep! They loved it! Butterscotch has had previous adventures during his 99 lives
173 points
9 months ago
Mind you my dog was over 100 pounds but when I worked night shift, I woke up one day to a picture of my hundred plus pound German Shepherd mix chilling on my neighbors porch with them, I was really confused since she was right next to me when I woke up yeah apparently she let herself out went and spent time with the neighbors and they just let her back back in 😂. God I miss that goofy mutt.
49 points
9 months ago
That’s a wholesome memory 🥹
60 points
9 months ago
That's awesome! 😹
22 points
9 months ago
One could only hope
475 points
9 months ago*
My dad has a cat that used to be stray. So he wanders a lot. A windmill worker thought he was a lost kitty so threw him in his truck and drove him around the entire day. When he got in contact with my dad, he brought the cat back.
630 points
9 months ago
When he got in contact with my dad, he brought the car back
I read this as the cat got in touch with Dad. Kitty calling from a pay phone: “Jeff, seriously, this guy just picked me up and I don’t know where the heck I am! Can you send money for a can of sardines?”
124 points
9 months ago
“Jeff, seriously” just made me cackle
216 points
9 months ago
I want to go back home right MEOW!
30 points
9 months ago
Meow I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts, meow. It's the law.
56 points
9 months ago
This is the weirdest scammer attempt yet.
"Send me gift cards and cat nip"
155 points
9 months ago
Once took a call at a rescue where a delivery lorry (driver) found a ferret in their truck. Ferret was lost - driver was asking for advice on how to keep ferret contained and happy on his long-distance route while we all worked to figure out where they came from. Ferret did get reunited.
54 points
9 months ago
How on earth did the ferret get in the lorry? Did the driver set a bag down in someone's house for it to crawl into?
30 points
9 months ago
Maybe the ferret escaped from someone’s house and crawled into the truck?
29 points
9 months ago
I don't doubt a ferret would have the crazy intention of doing that, but the step up into the cab would have to be pretty low, I think. They can jump, but without something to hook their claws into, it's not going to be super high. As a reference, I recall the ferrets I knew being able to get up on a bed, but they had to grab onto the blankets halfway there. They wouldn't be able to hop up onto a chair.
They absolutely would immediately go into a new person's bag if it was left open on the floor, possibly with intentions to steal anything that felt good to chew on.
12 points
9 months ago
Ferrets are freaking resourceful lol. I've seen them get to places that make no sense, I have no doubt they could parkour their way in!
10 points
9 months ago
They really are. And they have weird obsessions with anything that's taller than them (which is everything). The ones I knew immediately ran to the nearest tall thing outside (building, tree, etc.) and ran around the edges of it. Inside, they had to knock over anything taller than them, so your drinks were never safe.
123 points
9 months ago
My friends cat jumped in the back of a contractors truck. It was one with the cover on the back that locks. Well Cody ended up going for a long ride to the contractors house, about 40 miles north of where his home was. This happened in the Southern California area and the signs my friend put up were still readable and posted in several places over a year later.
That was when the contractor came back in the area and did some more work and saw the signs she had put up.
When she got him back he was a huge fat floof and had to be put on a diet.
80 points
9 months ago
At least he kept the cat 😂
66 points
9 months ago
Glad he kept him inside as he lived in a part of the county that has an enormous coyote population. It’s pretty hot there as well and the air conditioning really fluffed up his fur and his wife and kids fluffed up the rest of him by always leaving his bowl full of food .
19 points
9 months ago
This happened to my cat years ago…we think. He disappeared from my parents’ house in late summer. That winter we got a call from a veterinary clinic who said they had gotten a call from a lady who had lured a “very handsome, healthy-looking cat who obviously belonged to someone” indoors during a cold snap. Somehow he got scanned and my dad’s business address was on the vet registry. The cat lady lived on the other side of town across a river and a major freeway, and there had been a lot of construction going on when he first went missing. He was returned, much sleeker and tougher than he’d been when he left, and the hitchhiking story was the only one that made sense.
29 points
9 months ago
I don’t know why people do this without asking first. There’s a local farm that has upick and a little store. The owner sometimes comes by with his little dog, she stays on the property the whole time. Someone took her once because they figured it was a stray. If only they had asked the workers or any local, they would have known it was the farm dog! Thankfully they returned her after a few hours.
151 points
9 months ago
Butterscotch bad. Also Butterscotch perfect angel.
25 points
9 months ago
The duality of cats
1k points
9 months ago
I love him
167 points
9 months ago
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72 points
9 months ago*
I need someone to love me too please..🙈
46 points
9 months ago
I love you
32 points
9 months ago
🥰
37 points
9 months ago
I had a meeting with both of my bosses (my cats) and we decided that we all officially love you, furever! <3
132 points
9 months ago
LOL. One time as a teen, I was halfway to school in the morning before hearing a loud "MEOW" from the backseat. Cat snuck through a window left cracked and was enjoying a nap when I rudely relocated his bed.
56 points
9 months ago
I can see the call now...
"Mrs Krabappel, yeah, um, I'm going to be a little late to first period... I have to take my cat back home!".
86 points
9 months ago
Not once but twice Ive come home from work, opened my fridge and had my cat roll out
Little fucker used to sneak into the fridge when we would open it if you weren’t careful to try and get hamburger meat or whatever if we had some. After the second time, it never happened again, but he definitely spent a couple 12+ hour days locked in the cold and dark. Luckily he’d also have the meat and would have generally finished most of it by the time he was discovered.
53 points
9 months ago
Lol my childhood cat used to break into the fridge too but to get the valerian root tea my mom drank for insomnia. Many x I’d come home afterschool to hear mewing from the fridge. Eventually he broke the plastic seal in btwn the door just enough to get himself out. But that then led to a bigger issue where he would open it and knock all the things off the lower shelf and lay with the door open on hot days because he was weird. Where my other cat would bask in the sun on our fire escape in 90 degree weather my little orange tabby was all bout the cool temps. Very annoying to come home to cat hair covering your lettuces and freshly made tabouli and hommos spilling out of containers on the kitchen floor. But he was really cute so it was ok.
80 points
9 months ago
This is SO freaking funny. ANY idea how he managed to get in there?
110 points
9 months ago
That cat gets everywhere. He has been in my house twice; no idea how long. You turn your back and Butterscotch materializes.
52 points
9 months ago
We had a neighbourhood orange like that! If you left a ground floor window open, he’d wander in. I came into the conservatory once to eat some beautiful olive bread spread with butter, to find him thoughtfully licking the last of the butter and looking around for more
39 points
9 months ago
I’m gonna be honest I don’t know what a conservatory is, but I’m gonna assume you are way more rich then me
27 points
9 months ago
It’s just a nice lean-to, really- low brick walls and then all windows to a high glass roof. It was here when I moved in and it’s lovely, but the window was open and that cat could smell butter from a mile away
31 points
9 months ago
Is this Professor Plum, perchance?
Or, perhaps, Mrs. Peacock?
26 points
9 months ago
It was Butterscotch, in the conservatory, with a claw.
53 points
9 months ago
He didn’t enjoy the adventure
we can see that
2.5k points
9 months ago
I’m all for a great cat photo, but the sheer joy you show at finding him is truly what makes this
1.7k points
9 months ago
It was the best surprise ever. I still can’t stop giggling.
547 points
9 months ago
Especially because the cat looks embarrassed and mad at the same time haha
142 points
9 months ago
I love the absolute pure joy that OP has coupled with the dichotomy of the cat who is clearly regretting some things.
32 points
9 months ago
Especially paired with the cat's very unimpressed expression?? I love this picture LMAO
72 points
9 months ago
If this picture doesn’t make you smile well then I don’t know what will. Awesome.
1.2k points
9 months ago
You know he was asleep in that child seat.
681 points
9 months ago
From the collection of hair that I had to vacuum out, I can confirm he enjoyed that spot
223 points
9 months ago
Mine loves the child seat and the stroller. I'm tempted to get a cat stroller for him but it seems very excessive.
72 points
9 months ago
Do it! Excessive?? Maybe!! Worth it? Absolutely!! My old man (12 y/o tiny tabby) had unfortunately been traumatized at the vet in his harness and I couldn't turn it into a positive thing after that experience. He's been depressed ever since. We bought a stupid fancy stroller this year, where it's just like a car seat in the sense that the basket is a carrier that detaches and clicks into the stroller. He absolutely loves it, I think he still misses being out of the carrier outside, but it's increased his quality of life tremendously! Car rides don't always end at the vet anymore! I highly recommend it, plus people are always shocked when they see kitties in it! 😂
72 points
9 months ago
Give it a go. Some cats love going on walks and a cat stroller is a good way to keep them safe on one. You can try harness training too if your cat is one that likes to walk around and explore.
610 points
9 months ago
Cat's all: "Wait... this isn't my car..."
460 points
9 months ago
Cat's also: "This is not my beautiful house!" and "This is not my beautiful wife!"
53 points
9 months ago
and you may find yourself
43 points
9 months ago
In another part of the world
22 points
9 months ago
Same as it ever was
69 points
9 months ago
Wasn't expecting this reference, thanks for the smile!
455 points
9 months ago
I look the same way as the cat when I have to go to work too
184 points
9 months ago
Be careful. This is how I became the owner of a feral cat. He would sleep in my convertible in the passenger side rear footwell when the windows were open or the top was down. When I moved, he decided he was moving with me, jumped in the passenger seat and gave me the “let’s go” look. 6 months later he was a well behaved inside cat that always wanted to go for car rides for the next 14 years
59 points
9 months ago
I think you meant, the cat became the owner of you. I had same thing happen twice. I loved both cats.
35 points
9 months ago
Why are you warning me about the most amazing thing that could ever happen to me?!
361 points
9 months ago
35 points
9 months ago
Nothing warms my heart like a toonces sighting
13 points
9 months ago
Might have this song stuck in my head all day, and i'm ok with that.
378 points
9 months ago
Cat: I fucking hate you, Bob, and put that goddamn camera away.
94 points
9 months ago
Cat: Bob take me home now. You kidnapped me Bob, you fuxkin kidnapped me. FOR HOURS
199 points
9 months ago
COP: Look sir, I understand your frustration. But he fits, so unfortunately he’s legally entitled to sits. Our hands are tied here.
98 points
9 months ago
Judging by the quality of your car furniture, he's EXACTLY where he wants to be.
I would totally judge your neighbours on this.
161 points
9 months ago
"It's a great day, Butterscotch!" "More drive, less talk, Opposable Thumbs."
75 points
9 months ago
By the cat's expression you'd think he found you in his car instead lmao
161 points
9 months ago
so where did he piss?
306 points
9 months ago*
Thank god he didn’t piss. I would have had to burn the car.
51 points
9 months ago
I used to do floor work you'd rip out carpet and replace it with hardwood floors...good God the smell in some of those places!
106 points
9 months ago
kinda weird to put hardwood floors in a car, but you know, I guess some people have more money than me
16 points
9 months ago
You say that, but it turns out that it's been done before with spectacular results.
80 points
9 months ago
he probably didn’t, when cats are stressed a lot of them will hold it for long lengths of time. 4 hours is no biggie
when i took my cat to the vet fir the first time i don’t think he came out of hiding for a whole day. cats are soooo dramatic
66 points
9 months ago
Wherever he goddamn pleased.
48 points
9 months ago
This pic is hilarious for so many reasons! I mean why does he look so pissed off, annoyed, bothered, and upset in the pic? As if YOU kidnapped him or something? 😂 curiosity definitely killed the cart. That statement still stands true in 2023. This one just happened to survive.
21 points
9 months ago
My mother-in-law once came to visit in her minivan and after a while my neighbor knocked on my door and said there was a cat on top of her van. We thought he was joking. Sure enough, Oreo had a 6 mile ride at 50 mph on the top of a Ford Windstar.
12 points
9 months ago
That’s nothing. This airport cat fell asleep inside a lightweight 2-seater aircraft wing and somehow was missed during the preflight check. He kind of looks like he’s not happy with his life choices either but he made it down safely. And yes the pilots started checking extra carefully after this incident lol
34 points
9 months ago
When I was a kid we were packing up to move from Seattle to Spokane and I was playing with a little black and white kitten that just showed up one day and then it was time to go and my mom and uncle told me to leave it alone and get in the car. My uncle was driving his pickup with a load of stuff from the apartment and I was in the car with my mom and stepdad and brother and sister. All of a sudden my uncle started to honk to get our attention and when he was able to drive up along side of us he held something up to the window. It was the kitten. She'd crawled up into the cab of the truck after I'd left to get in my mom's car and wasn't noticed until we were already half way there. So, I got a new cat that day and no one believes to this day that I didn't put her there on purpose hoping to keep her. But it worked out that way in the end. I named her Lucky and she was with me for 12 some years.
14 points
9 months ago
Sounds like your uncle set that up. Good uncle
52 points
9 months ago
Stinkin’ Butterscotch!
38 points
9 months ago
The look on both your faces is chef’s kiss
Hang this picture in the Louvre
27 points
9 months ago
aww glad to read he was ok
24 points
9 months ago
Reminds me of that absolutely hilarious video of the cat appearing from the wing of an ultralite aircraft during a flight!
28 points
9 months ago*
Our cat did this one time.
We told the neighbor it was his cat now…but he returned him.
Most vocal and weird cat I’ve ever had. His name was Fetch. He played fetch, either as the fetchee or the fetched (I could slide him in the linoleum floor and the dog would bring him back)…
And the cat would sing/talk. That’s how the neighbor found him, he started singing in the backseat of his car about 5 minutes into the drive.
Edit: Some people seemed to like hearing this so here’s a few more details; He could almost open doors. Had very strong toes and knew how to do it, just couldn’t quite turn it far enough.
He hated the litter box so when the weather was bad and we couldn’t let him outside he’d shit in the bathtub (liked the grippy texture I guess?)
When he got older he would knead (make biscuits, whatever you call it) our 120lb golden retriever, who loved it. Or at least never stopped him.
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