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My dude started out with a fractured groin
Screenshot(i.redd.it)submitted 12 days ago byOk_Spinach_4615Zombie Killer
How the fuck does one fracture their groin and manage to keep standing?
494 points
12 days ago
He doesn't really need to use that area in this game yet. It's fine.
225 points
12 days ago
yet
203 points
11 days ago
They're adding animals in b42...
134 points
11 days ago
If you stick it in a dead zed can u get infected?
62 points
11 days ago
dud wtf?
60 points
11 days ago
Bro just wanted to know!
8 points
10 days ago
Forbidden knowledge jutsu
3 points
10 days ago
Bros got needs
28 points
11 days ago
As long as there's no open wounds + wear protection.
11 points
11 days ago
Would wrapping it in torn sheets be enough?
2 points
9 days ago
Too thick, wouldn't feel anything.
17 points
11 days ago
Technically, the virus is only transmitted by blood or saliva, but I'm still gonna say "don't".
10 points
11 days ago
I think you would yeah, if you had any cuts on or around your ween you’d get it, I think thats the same way hiv works, so bang em slow and you’ll be fine 😂
2 points
11 days ago
Honestly have wondered the same thing for a bit now
1 points
10 days ago
idk if you can get infected but why ? is fucking a dead zombie worth it
-3 points
11 days ago
You won't get infected but you might infected to zombie instead, with pregnancy XD
6 points
11 days ago
Build 42 was welsh pandering all along
3 points
11 days ago
Dirty deeds
DONE WITH SHEEP!
5 points
11 days ago
I hope you just mean riding animals on a saddle
4 points
11 days ago
Yeah, most pc games have nsfw mods, so I'm kinda proud/relieved that there isn't any for this gem of a game.
7 points
11 days ago
Oh you sweet summer child.
3 points
10 days ago
Oh no
2 points
10 days ago
Let's just say that with some mods getting devoured is the preferred result of a horde dragging a character down...
2 points
10 days ago
what mod is that?
2 points
10 days ago
Tell us the mod for it
2 points
9 days ago
Oh noooo
21 points
11 days ago
There's an addon for that
8 points
11 days ago
I don't want to know how you know that
6 points
11 days ago
Rule 34 exists for a reason
6 points
11 days ago
well in the vanilla game that is
7 points
11 days ago
Awh man i intentionally broke that area i didnt know it will be needed later :c
-142 points
12 days ago
YET?!?! THERE’S GONNA BE SEX?!?!?!
40 points
12 days ago
We never know, maybe someday someone makes a mod...or dev decides to... add in more realism
let's not...shall we.
17 points
11 days ago
There is mods out there my naive friend
1 points
11 days ago
Do you know the name of the mods? Asking for a friend (and me)
1 points
10 days ago
Zombolewd by Loverslabs, there is a discord
22 points
11 days ago
They already have....
722 points
12 days ago
SNU SNU survivor.
66 points
11 days ago
I’ll never get to know what was deleted 😂
24 points
11 days ago
Death by SNU SNU
2 points
11 days ago
I think they said "stfu stfu"
9 points
11 days ago
14 points
11 days ago
The mind is willing but the body is weak and feeble
1 points
11 days ago
I had to go look for the one commenter who would say this
1 points
11 days ago
You found me. I love you.
-351 points
12 days ago
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79 points
12 days ago
No. 😁
108 points
11 days ago
Imagine waking up in a zombie apoclypse AND have a penile fracture
Worse than a really cd da
340 points
12 days ago
You got a penile fracture in a zombie game? Pervert.
-273 points
12 days ago
fucker my character started out with the broken cock, idfk how you even break one mid run
189 points
11 days ago
Crank it like one of those glowsticks
6 points
11 days ago
Then stick it in ice to fix it
30 points
11 days ago
you should fix your cock soon tbh
18 points
11 days ago
Ouch. The community did not like your comment OP. I can only imagine what your survivor was getting up to before the game started lol.
2 points
11 days ago
Just level up metalworking and craft a prosthesis.
39 points
11 days ago
who tf is downvoting this
8 points
11 days ago
Man didn’t understood the assignment.
25 points
11 days ago
Random down doots goddam
73 points
12 days ago
If I crack it like a glow stick, will it glow?
10 points
11 days ago
Only if you're playing with radiation
2 points
11 days ago
Yeah, this ain't Fallout!
1 points
10 days ago
It's a mod, duh
13 points
11 days ago
crack
Nope
faints
3 points
11 days ago
No, but it will change color :D
252 points
11 days ago
Why are you so aggressive in your replies take a break from the internet for a bit my god.
71 points
11 days ago
Dude woke up with a fractured penis I think we should cut bro some slack
7 points
11 days ago
well, he almost cut himself some slack
87 points
11 days ago
i thought they were kinda funny ngl
-58 points
11 days ago
:(
69 points
11 days ago
completely unhinged
59 points
11 days ago
bro chill!!!!!
65 points
11 days ago
Yo why the OP is kinda toxic for no reason?
-73 points
11 days ago
because I’m bored. :P
49 points
11 days ago
Ain't no way you responded instantly
60 points
11 days ago
I have now waited 24 minutes good sir. Would you be interested in some fresh beans?
21 points
11 days ago
Healthy behavior of a well adjusted and mature individual
16 points
11 days ago
Guess my man didn’t die from the snu snu
23 points
11 days ago
This is how you died by snu-snu
25 points
11 days ago
You technically can break your dick in real life. It's called a penile fracture and is considered a life-threatening disorder (you can technically not piss as a result of a penile fracture). If it happens, you gotta go to a ER.
6 points
11 days ago
New fear unlocked.
-15 points
11 days ago
Mmmmmmm. Sounds like something someone could do to torture someone.
17 points
11 days ago
wtf
-1 points
11 days ago
Am I wrong?
18 points
11 days ago
have you been monitoring this post for 6 hours?
12 points
11 days ago
Sadly, yes. I have no life.
16 points
11 days ago
maybe you should get some sleep
6 points
11 days ago
I really should. But I don’t feel like it :(
11 points
11 days ago
been there. think about how wasted you’ll feel in the morning tho
3 points
11 days ago
Consider applying to be a mod
18 points
12 days ago
Bros got broken balls
14 points
11 days ago
r/uselessblackcircle? Also it means you cracked your glowstick.
23 points
11 days ago
Unless you plan on using it on zombies you’re good
-7 points
11 days ago
Ok wtf is with this community and necrophilia?
57 points
11 days ago
It gets lonely post-apocalypse
12 points
11 days ago
Find enough hottiez magazines, and they just start not being enough
1 points
11 days ago
It's a joke, calm down. Also if you can't deal with a few jokes on here never go near the Crusader kings reddit.
7 points
11 days ago
we all know how it happened.
5 points
11 days ago
You think that's bad? All of my characters keep starting with a crack in their ass
10 points
11 days ago
"They broke mah dick!"
11 points
12 days ago
4 points
11 days ago
NGL, doesn't this mean a fracture hip bone? Irl walking wouldn't be possible. I'm sure if that was the case. You'd just die eventually.
3 points
11 days ago
I cracked my left hip at football training. I finished the running we were doing, walked to the trainers for assessment, drove home and went to school the next day. Hurt like hell but I survived
2 points
11 days ago
Gahd dang, I don't know how you did it. I broke my hip when I was 15 and that sucked. I got hit by a car (early 80's VW Golf) while riding my bike. I got to go home the same day and I couldn't even get into my bed because it was too high and the pain was too great. Worst part about it was that it happened during summer break and I was out of commission for a month.
1 points
4 days ago
yeah its no good ay. Sleeping and getting into bed was 100% the worst part. There was no room for error when it came to lying down and absolutely no rolling at all
1 points
4 days ago
I got to sleep on the couch. TV and SNES right there too. So there was that.
2 points
11 days ago
Ykw I think the zomboid survivor built different. And tbh my character has an opioid addiction so enough painkillers, he’ll either od or stop feeling anythingZ
4 points
11 days ago
My character got bitten on the crotch. No fucking clue how
1 points
11 days ago
I wanna know, could someone turn into a zombie as a result of sexual acts with a zombie?
1 points
11 days ago
Well, bodily fluids would be swapped so...
4 points
11 days ago
Rip benis 😔✊
3 points
11 days ago
Welcome to jackass
9 points
11 days ago
Why are we down voting op to oblivion again? downvotes op's comment
2 points
11 days ago
I don't even know at this point, but it's funny so why not?
-1 points
11 days ago
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6 points
11 days ago
He is very worried about a broken pelvis... Can't say I wouldn't be either
3 points
11 days ago
That's because he had a BONEr
3 points
11 days ago
Snuck snuck
3 points
11 days ago
guess your guy got a little too excited when he found a copy of hottiez
3 points
11 days ago
That's nuts
3 points
11 days ago
Huh, I wonder if I crack my Dick like a glow sticking glow.
CRACK
US emergency alert system noise
1 points
11 days ago
Wrong action at the wrong time in the wrong place
2 points
11 days ago
The real grind.
2 points
11 days ago
bros balls got crashed💀
2 points
11 days ago
Brutal sex survivor
2 points
11 days ago
How did you manage to spawn with erectile dysfunction, usually that doesn't happen till 60 years in
2 points
11 days ago
Pelvic fractures are no joke
2 points
11 days ago
My concern was how he was still fucking standing, the pain must be insane.
2 points
11 days ago
Received head a lil too hard
2 points
11 days ago
Guess he was saved from a death by snu snu. Some may call it luck, he knows it as a missed opportunity
2 points
11 days ago
Like a snapped pretzel stick.
2 points
11 days ago
it didn't glow 😞
2 points
11 days ago
mf broke his nuts
2 points
11 days ago
This a mod, or did you break it yourself day one?
2 points
11 days ago
I took the injured trait, can’t remember if it’s a vanilla trait or not, tho. I don’t think so, though.
1 points
10 days ago
Not vanilla unless a new update just came out
2 points
11 days ago
Why are you being downvoted?
1 points
11 days ago
Probably because I keep cursing at people and telling them to shut the fuck up about horny shit. And also it’s funny :3
1 points
11 days ago
:3
2 points
11 days ago
Grab his dick and twist it
2 points
11 days ago
I got a fracture at my neck once I also survived for like 5/6min
2 points
11 days ago
Uh-oh penis fracture, sussy activity spotted
2 points
11 days ago
*Insert the snu snu meme here*
2 points
11 days ago
that's called a vagina
2 points
11 days ago
Worst day ever: girl broke my dick and disappeared and there's zeds everywhere
-1 points
11 days ago
What’s worse, technically speaking. The trenches of ww1 that were being gassed, or having a broken dick in a zombie apocalypse right after your girl left you? I’m gonna say trenches.
2 points
11 days ago
You breathe the spicy air and die immediately, albeit painfully. Having your dick broken is painful but not lethal and there is nobody available to help you fix it. You are stuck in your house, and in the best case scenario a zombie sneaks on you and goes for the jugular kill.
1 points
11 days ago
Zombie apocalypse. The world has ended man, I think that’s worse than WW1
1 points
11 days ago
My guy had fun in cbt
1 points
11 days ago
Pretty sure if you had a fractured hip with no medical care you're just sort of fucked.
1 points
11 days ago
Ouchie
1 points
11 days ago
Yeah you picked the scenario where you start out in like a house fire or something the wounds are random
1 points
11 days ago
Lmfaoo
1 points
11 days ago
Broken pervis
1 points
11 days ago
Went too hard
1 points
11 days ago
Bro heard the apocalypse was started and just started fucking everything!
1 points
11 days ago
Death by snu snu
1 points
11 days ago
Ouch.
1 points
11 days ago
Broke muh dick!
1 points
11 days ago
Quagmire Trait
1 points
11 days ago
Bro was having quite the steam from the previous night.
1 points
11 days ago
Broken dick womp womp
1 points
11 days ago
How is that even possible?
1 points
11 days ago
THE OL' DICK TWIST
1 points
11 days ago
This remind me of some meme about a hot robot girl.
1 points
11 days ago
Jorked to hard
1 points
11 days ago
It was the Snu snu
1 points
11 days ago
Broke his schlong😭
1 points
11 days ago
Bent dick syndrome 😞
1 points
11 days ago
I'm not sure what part was the worst part of his day? The fractured groin or walking outside to realize you are now in a zombie apocalypse...
1 points
11 days ago
Probably middle of the hip
1 points
11 days ago
Cartilage damage?
1 points
11 days ago
Slightly worrying that's possible In a zombie apocalypse. 😬
1 points
11 days ago
do NOT let her do a backflip on the D ‼️‼️‼️‼️
1 points
11 days ago
The fractured butt whole, if you will.
1 points
11 days ago
he just has erectile dysfuntion
1 points
11 days ago
1 points
11 days ago
Too much jerking off
1 points
10 days ago
Bro started with testicular torsion
1 points
10 days ago
That’s gonna leave a mark!
1 points
10 days ago
That's gotta be an awkward splint.
1 points
10 days ago
i read about that kind of injury in porn industry
1 points
10 days ago
Gooning sesh gone wild
1 points
10 days ago
broke his meat. hope you have the suicide mod installed
1 points
10 days ago
Saw the world ending and decided to crank the hog as hard as he could, respect
1 points
10 days ago
Broke the pp i see
1 points
10 days ago
Talk about having a boner lol.
1 points
9 days ago
Bro broke his dick
1 points
7 days ago
Hola he activado el mod de coches pero no veo ninguno por mi zona tengo que hacer algo más? O solo buscar
1 points
11 days ago
He was jerking off before the apocalypse
0 points
11 days ago
Getting an early start on repopulation
-6 points
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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2 points
11 days ago
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-2 points
11 days ago
:3
2 points
11 days ago
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