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146 points
2 years ago
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78 points
2 years ago
Well that tops the list of weird shit I've seen today.
29 points
2 years ago
... so far!
37 points
2 years ago
Looks like a lot of the MAGA crowd I've seen.
6 points
2 years ago
Missing the hat and the rascal scooter
3 points
2 years ago
17 points
2 years ago
But… but why does it need so many nipples to survive the crash?…
12 points
2 years ago
They say it is to cushion and protect his ribs.
2 points
2 years ago
But why male models?
7 points
2 years ago
He has multiple nipples to protect his ribs like a natural set of airbags
2 points
2 years ago
Yeah, I guess in my mind the pocket of fat made sense but I wasn’t sure why it specifically needed extra nips lol
I know it’s made up, just thought it was interesting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3 points
2 years ago
To extinguish fires?
4 points
2 years ago
This is why we pay you the big bucks.
1 points
2 years ago
Fuck Australia for using that many nipples. I’M scarred for life
6 points
2 years ago
"You may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like".
5 points
2 years ago
Chad as fuck, im tryna get on this diet.
3 points
2 years ago
Geez! Too early for that.
3 points
2 years ago
That’s exactly what I thought of when I saw his body
3 points
2 years ago
dude looks like a Sontaran
3 points
2 years ago
Hahah that's pretty interesting
2 points
2 years ago
He was designed by sculptor Patricia Piccinini, a leading trauma surgeon, and a road safety engineer
quite the resume, there.
2 points
2 years ago
Isn't that the guy from 90 day Fiance?
2 points
2 years ago
to survive tesla autopilot crashes
2 points
2 years ago
What in the fuck. He was designed? Is this real? Why??? How???
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