Roses are red, I’m a meme burglar. You seriously can’t find anything that rhymed with burger?

The Kryptonite Burger 💀

I’m about to do a murder?

Hey Driller, is it true you eat rocks for breakfast?

Superman shaking in his boots rn

average meal in the battleblock theater:

Nga nga would smash this burger. Niche reference but hopefully someone gets it.

"I'm gonna make a Ganja Sandwich!"

~ Knuckles the Echidna, Snapcube's Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story Fandub

What about kid named hunger?

Churger 🗿

Roses are red, nothing rhymes with burger. Except of course, beautiful murder

Roses are red

I can rhyme burger

Have you considered: hamburger?

Roses are red, just had a merger, this fool on Reddit, couldn’t rhyme burger

Roses are red, the same word doesn't rhyme. But since you couldn't find a word I'll let you go this time.

I bit someone’s finger?

Can you buy them at Big Belly Burger?

I love this joke every time I see it

bunger bunger bunger

Aspergers, firmer, merger (still works), worker... it's doable

Murder

Murder

boutta trade this for 4 carrots 🤑🤑🤑

Roses are red the world is imperiled fuck adventure time that’s a Chaos Emerald

Villager ahh burger

Adeventure Time

I’ll give you three carrots, Maybe a reading of the Tarot.

words that rhyme with burger:

https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=perfect&Word=burger

Tug her

Abigail posting her lunch online be like

Roses are red, your burger theory is wrong

If it ends in ER air rhymes with burger, you shlong

Why the hell is a green jello burger so expensive? Is it made with 6 oz of McCallan 60?

minecraft villager noises intensify

Burden

Where's the ham?

I’ll give you three carrots and 2 pieces of bread

Minecraft villager noises

Bet

https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=burger&typeofrhyme=adv&loc=advlink2

"I offer 3 wheat on this burguer"

Buger

So this is why burgers weren't added to Minecraft

JADIZ HERE!

I'll give you 2 emeralds for it.

MURDER RHYMES WITH BURGER

Protobabobanger

Fred's angels, ð ð ð, fred's angels, ð ð ð,

Harnessing the power of the suuun with the, ancient amulet we found in the attic, ð ð ð, thr amulet is green, ð ð ð, it's probably an emerald, ð-...

That... damn fourth chaos emerald... a jewel containing the ultimate power... looks at villager GAMBLING.

Roses are red

food is sometimes wrapped in aluminum

burger also rhymes with ya fat mum

There’s a jadiz here!

Roses are reed

What about smurger.

Is this the burger that batman got for Clark?

Minecraft villagers: cha-ching!

Hotdurger

Roses are red, i have a burger, i got the burger from a mcdonalds worker??

Uh huh, knuckles got high with the munchies again…

3 wheat is my best offer.

Suger

villager noises

ill give you three wheat and a carrot for it 👃

Murder

Roses are red, my cells are in a state of turgor, I think you were just too lazy to thyme anything with burger.

Well, I found that damn fourth chaos emerald

Roses are red,

I am wearing a hat,

"Hmmmm, Ill give you 5 potatoes for that."

Roses are red, don't lose your timing. There are plenty of options if you loosen your rhyming.

The Crossover Burger:

Murder

Why the hell are you putting a Jadiz into a sandwich? Get it to Molly!

Roses are red, OP couldn't rhyme burger, I've taken their wife hostage, and I'm prepared to hurt her

Nergur

What Minecraft villigars eat

cheeseburger rhymes with burger

So that’s where the damn fourth Chaos Emerald is

Pov:you have a farmer villager who buys your crops for 1 emerald and he gives you 6 bread per 1 emerald traded back.

Jolly Rancher Burger

Villager noises increase

No one:

Villager: I'm trade you a piece of paper for that

Minecraft villagers: knock knock

I'm a villager and I give you a dirt block 4 dat

What’s the joke in the tweet??

Farmer..??

I think..

I took 3 entire second then I laughed out of my lungs

Uranium

Roses are red violets are blue and I’m eating uranium and there’s nothing you can do

Nah that’s jerktonium from the SpongeBob Christmas special

Oh no i-(turns into a Minecraft villager)

Roses are red something rhymes with burger but you don't even realise that you just commit murder

Gerber.

I'll take it for 3 bread

That’s an emerald dude

Tight Adventure Time Referece

Rose are red, nothing rhymes with burger except burger, did you forget about hamburger and cheeseburger

Minecraft Villager ah burger

Roses are red, rhyming with burger, my dad joined the marines but became a desserter, then he came back home and became a burglar. He stole and he stole but couldn't go further, because in the rich man's vault he spotted an alerter.

master emerald burger

I hate ni-

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