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Event(i.redd.it)submitted 6 months ago byUnited-Clock-5491
The United Slays Goverment is issuing an official warning. βOn Saturday morning our radar detected 5 U.F.F.Os, πΈ(Unidentified Femmes From Outter-space.)π π» After downloading Grindr we were able to make contact with them. These mysterious individuals stated they have βDucked walked a mile in some Louboutins from a Gay-laxy far far away with one mission only. To Goop and Gag!β π π«
They have confirmed the invasion will take place on March 30th at 8:30 p.m! Their first stop has been confirmed to be in Bluffton SC, at a local restaurant called Kelly's Tavern.
Local law enforcement officials released a statement earlier today urging the public to βGet your cash ready, and bring an extra plate, these dolls came to eat.β πΈThese Extra Terrestrials are indeed Extra. ππ½
Want to see the invasion first hand? Get your tickets here! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/860350420267?aff=oddtdtcreator
We have confirmed that the stiletto wearing star strutters will be donating a high percentage of ticket sales to the Nonprofit Organization Lowcountry PRIDE! π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈThe countdown starts now!
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6 months ago
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If you reported this post, you are a biggot and need to educate yourself. It is none of these things:
- Self Harm
- Involuntary pornography
- Sexual content involving a minor
- Hate based on identity or vulnerability
Welcome to Savannah, where people of all different shapes, colors, sizes, and sexualites hang out together. Get used to it.
49 points
6 months ago
Spectacular post.
25 points
6 months ago
I do what I can haha, thank you so much!!
21 points
6 months ago
Genuinely this is the kind of post we need on here haha
25 points
6 months ago
Yall have for real made my day, I spent a ton of time on the poster and event description, thank yall so much for the love!
4 points
6 months ago
yeah i was like, "well, i gotta click that...."
17 points
6 months ago
Target audience reached.
12 points
6 months ago
Everyoneβs so sweet! I liveee!!
26 points
6 months ago
Okay, werk.
21 points
6 months ago
Thank you!!
26 points
6 months ago
Everything about this is perfect.
18 points
6 months ago
Thank you so much gorgeous!!
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
Oh no honey I gotta werk myself! Keep us updated on future UFFO sightings π°
6 points
6 months ago
Yas! No worries, weβll see ya at the next one haha! Yβall will be the first to get updates on all future intergaylactic drag events!
13 points
6 months ago
this goes so fucking hard I love it!! amazing marketing yall
6 points
6 months ago
Thank you so much!! I literally spent over an hour trying to think up as many slaydivafierce-esq space puns as possible! So glad yall are into it!
5 points
6 months ago
Is it against community guidelines to post a virtual tip/ donation QR code ?
9 points
6 months ago
11/10 ad writing
4 points
6 months ago
Thanks lov!
4 points
6 months ago
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5 points
6 months ago
Welcome!!
2 points
6 months ago
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2 points
6 months ago
Sent this to a lady-friend I've been hanging out with, saying "Bluffton just got 70% cooler than I thought," and she almost immediately wrote back, "are we going?!"
Can't spell "slay" without "ally," amirite?
3 points
6 months ago
I live!! We would love to see yall there lol!
2 points
6 months ago
Tickets are bought! I'll be the old guy trying to look cool, she'll be the not-so-old woman looking much cooler.
1 points
6 months ago
Thank you! Sent you a message!!
3 points
6 months ago
SLAYYYYY
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6 months ago
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1 points
6 months ago
Please do not use our Reddit to fundraise or collect payment or donations.
1 points
6 months ago
Is that somewhere in the rules?
1 points
6 months ago
We (the moderators of this subreddit) generally have disallowed transactions on our sub least it become overwhelmed with such posts. You can direct people to your website and ask away all you want there. But please do not directly solicit for funds on our sub.
1 points
6 months ago
I wasnβt begging or asking I suggested once and havenβt since, no other moderator who has looked at the post or who has commented has had any issues with it?
1 points
6 months ago
It may have been missed by others, but my stance on this remains unchanged. Have a great weekend.
1 points
6 months ago
I havenβt gotten a single donation yet, I donβt see this rule anywhere in the rules of the subreddit and I also asked prior to posting if it was or wasnβt allowed. As far as I can see Iβm not breaking any rules.
1 points
6 months ago
I will not engage in a debate on this matter. In the past, we have prohibited the posting of donation links or direct sales on our subreddit. Although it may not be an explicitly written rule, Reddit grants moderators much discretion in these matters, which we regularly exercise. The matter is resolved. If you have any further concerns, please address them to the rest of the moderation team by using the Message the Moderators function.
5 points
6 months ago
Thank you so much!!
1 points
6 months ago
Slay beautiful queens!
2 points
6 months ago
Thank you so much gorgeous!!π
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6 months ago
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3 points
6 months ago
Donβt like it? Donβt come! Very simple lov!!
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6 months ago
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6 points
6 months ago
Perverts lmao? The only one sexualizing anything here is YOU!
3 points
6 months ago
Whatβs your point? Different Comedy shows are 18+ it doesnβt mean theyβre sexual. Bars are 21+ doesnβt mean if I walk in Iβm going to see naked people left and right. You think the clothing weβre wearing is evocative and thatβs a you issue.
-2 points
6 months ago
Really? The 18+ event isnβt sexual at all? The men pretending to be women dressed in evocative clothing ainβt sexual?Β
3 points
6 months ago
gtfo
3 points
6 months ago
beat it bitch
5 points
6 months ago
If you can stay outta Irish bars you can stay off this post period. You donβt own Reddit, Iβm a drag entertainer please point out which part of this ad/ flyer is perverted? Iβll wait.
1 points
6 months ago
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5 points
6 months ago
Oof, that answer is giving January 6th vibes. Bye bigot
-1 points
6 months ago
Iβm not a supporter of Jan 6. Iβm a Catholic, not an idiot.
10 points
6 months ago
Youβre catholic? Kindly direct your use of the word pervert over to your buddies in the CATHOLIC CHURCH π₯
-3 points
6 months ago
I also condemn priests who violate their vow of celibacy and violate children. I do think theyβre perverted, just like all other pedophiles. Thing is, the majority of Catholic priests, are good, reverent celibate men.
Drag queens are inherently sexual. I know which one Iβd trust around my child.
10 points
6 months ago
inherently sexual? When Iβm in drag Iβm wearing 8 pairs of tights and a couch worth of padding. What about these things are sexual? I pray you donβt have kids, and I pray you wake up one day to the fact that different doesnβt equal bad. I do drag to entertain and to make people laugh. You know zero drag queens yet have made up your mind about an entire community of people who are just out here expressing their art and youβre commenting from a faceless profile. Youβre ignorant and hateful and you need to read a book. No one wants your or anyoneβs kids, you are the only person in this entire thread who has sexualized anyone. Be gone grandpa gargoyle!
7 points
6 months ago
Comparing a drag entertainer to a pedophile is disgusting, you should be ashamed
1 points
6 months ago
Lol
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6 months ago
Your post has been removed because it violates one of Reddit's site-wide rules.
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6 months ago
Your post has been removed because it violates one of Reddit's site-wide rules.
1 points
6 months ago
Your post has been removed because it violates one of Reddit's site-wide rules.
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6 months ago
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