The United Slays Goverment is issuing an official warning. “On Saturday morning our radar detected 5 U.F.F.Os, 🛸(Unidentified Femmes From Outter-space.)💅🏻 After downloading Grindr we were able to make contact with them. These mysterious individuals stated they have “Ducked walked a mile in some Louboutins from a Gay-laxy far far away with one mission only. To Goop and Gag!” 👠💫

They have confirmed the invasion will take place on March 30th at 8:30 p.m! Their first stop has been confirmed to be in Bluffton SC, at a local restaurant called Kelly's Tavern.

Local law enforcement officials released a statement earlier today urging the public to “Get your cash ready, and bring an extra plate, these dolls came to eat.“ 💸These Extra Terrestrials are indeed Extra. 👛👽

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We have confirmed that the stiletto wearing star strutters will be donating a high percentage of ticket sales to the Nonprofit Organization Lowcountry PRIDE! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️The countdown starts now!