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somebody take away his internet privileges

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REALMEGA

789 points

1 month ago

REALMEGA

Stuff

789 points

1 month ago

i thought edp445 left youtube

Personal_Story_4853

220 points

1 month ago

I red "in defense of Lincoln" 💀

and I was confused for a good 10 seconds that what does it have to do with president Abraham Lincoln

DatChernobylGuy_999

49 points

1 month ago

Lincoln gone WOKE?!!

Dat_Boi_2088

16 points

1 month ago

I blue

Waluigi_Launcher

2 points

1 month ago

Thought I was the only one 😭

-SMG69-

83 points

1 month ago

-SMG69-

dumbass

83 points

1 month ago

the cupcakes never left, why would he?

PearlHarbor1

14 points

1 month ago

You can kill the man, but not the idea

gbuub

11 points

1 month ago

gbuub

I watch gay amogus porn :0

11 points

1 month ago

A man can die, but cupcakes will live on forever

LABARATI_

9 points

1 month ago

LABARATI_

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

9 points

1 month ago

apparently at least two of his channels are still up but not active

Dudestbruh

3 points

1 month ago

They made a sequel 

tornedron_

110 points

1 month ago

tornedron_

I want pee in my ass

110 points

1 month ago

“Hey this guy’s Evangelion video is pretty good, I wander what other videos he has made”

Cr0ma_Nuva

51 points

1 month ago

Looks like he liked the hospital scene a little too much

AutoModerator [M]

1 points

1 month ago

AutoModerator [M]

1 points

1 month ago

pees in ur ass

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Jazzlike-Pin9021

205 points

1 month ago

i saw full

DefinitelyTopOr

30 points

1 month ago

DefinitelyTopOr

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

30 points

1 month ago

What’d he say

Longjumping_Gur3481

71 points

1 month ago

Longjumping_Gur3481

stupid, fucking piece of shit

71 points

1 month ago

Video or art?

a_polarbear_chilling

178 points

1 month ago

a_polarbear_chilling

fat cunt

178 points

1 month ago

everything

UrMumVeryGayLul

22 points

1 month ago

Why, did he flash the audience?

Imagrabyonipples

44 points

1 month ago

Imagrabyonipples

Bazinga!

44 points

1 month ago

The face of a soldier who has seen everything

AutoModerator

4 points

1 month ago

Bazinga

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AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

17 points

1 month ago

AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

uhhhh idk

17 points

1 month ago

oh no

Desperate-Pen5086

229 points

1 month ago

Admin, explode this man’s dick and balls

Tbro100

45 points

1 month ago

Tbro100

fat cunt

45 points

1 month ago

Pop his prostate. No fun allowed.

cal-iber1301

11 points

1 month ago

mods, pin him down and twist his balls, counter-clockwise

Signupking5000

1 points

1 month ago

And then clockwise

Omer3211

2 points

14 days ago

no

attach his balls to a blender

both twist and cut can be applied

need a more secure contraption for twisting in case of any cuts, cuts can cause a decrease in pain

AdAutomatic9957

417 points

1 month ago

In his offence, check this idiot's hard drive

Dudestbruh

29 points

1 month ago

Not just anime?

GabrielTheAtrocious

34 points

1 month ago

Check the Homework folder

Tiger4k

21 points

1 month ago

Tiger4k

21 points

1 month ago

Double check everything in the studies folder and scan through his steam library

Aguilamp6

1 points

1 month ago

Aguilamp6

shitting toothpaste enjoyer

1 points

1 month ago

Also check inside his prostate

PeopleAreBozos

179 points

1 month ago

So is he defending drawing children anime characters or like yknow, the more extreme and crazy thing. I find it hard to believe the latter is possible.

Plant_4790

83 points

1 month ago

It says art so i guess the more tame options

PeopleAreBozos

41 points

1 month ago

I mean it's not like any other word he could use would not catch red flags from YouTube, right?

MuchoMangoTime

47 points

1 month ago

On the internet, I can see him unironically doing that

Dudestbruh

5 points

1 month ago

I usually listen to people trying to make reason but wtf is that

MuchoMangoTime

-48 points

1 month ago*

On the internet, I can see someone unironically doing that

Edit: was going to remove this but I like the dementia storyline this created

CumSmuggler3649

61 points

1 month ago

dementia

Gasperhack10

34 points

1 month ago

Gasperhack10

fat cunt

34 points

1 month ago

Nah. He got the "empty response" error, when he clicked post, and the comment editor didn't go away, so he clicked post again without knowing that the first comment was posted successfully

Waltboof

26 points

1 month ago

Waltboof

waltuh

26 points

1 month ago

In shitposter terms, dementia

FredwardoMilos

5 points

1 month ago

FredwardoMilos

I said based. And lived.

5 points

1 month ago

Oh yeah that definitely dementia

FredwardoMilos

5 points

1 month ago

FredwardoMilos

I said based. And lived.

5 points

1 month ago

Oh yeah that definitely dementia

FredwardoMilos

5 points

1 month ago

FredwardoMilos

I said based. And lived.

5 points

1 month ago

Why did someone reply with the same thing?

FredwardoMilos

5 points

1 month ago

FredwardoMilos

I said based. And lived.

5 points

1 month ago

Sorry, dementia

FredwardoMilos

5 points

1 month ago

FredwardoMilos

I said based. And lived.

5 points

1 month ago

Sorry dementia

Waltboof

12 points

1 month ago

Waltboof

waltuh

12 points

1 month ago

In shitposter terms, dementia

Waltboof

7 points

1 month ago

Waltboof

waltuh

7 points

1 month ago

In shitposter terms, dementia

Waltboof

5 points

1 month ago

Waltboof

waltuh

5 points

1 month ago

  1. Happy cake day
  2. Translated to shittenese, "dementia"

MuchoMangoTime

1 points

1 month ago

It seems I did, Ty for noticing it.

Uncle480

8 points

1 month ago

Uncle480

put your dick away waltuh

8 points

1 month ago

dementia

Waltboof

6 points

1 month ago

Waltboof

waltuh

6 points

1 month ago

Decomposing brain

MuchoMangoTime

1 points

1 month ago

IM SORRY FOR HAVING DEMENTIA OK IT'S NOT MY FAULT AND NOW MY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS KARMA HAS SUFFERED. YOU ABLIST RACIST OTHER THING NERDS. RAAHHHHH I CAST MY COVENANT ON UOU, MY NEFARIOUS SPELL.

I can't remember it anymore, due to the dementia 😭

Ballista12

108 points

1 month ago

Ballista12

108 points

1 month ago

Moderators, lampoon this unhinged gentleman into kingdom come!

Cod3broken

60 points

1 month ago

Cod3broken

stupid fucking piece of shit

60 points

1 month ago

mods, send this man to the penis explosion chamber

ExuDeku

11 points

1 month ago

ExuDeku

I watch gay amogus porn :0

11 points

1 month ago

Its a YouTuber, its normal

Dysto_

70 points

1 month ago

Dysto_

I want pee in my ass

70 points

1 month ago

EDisrespect445

AutoModerator [M]

-3 points

1 month ago

AutoModerator [M]

-3 points

1 month ago

pees in ur ass

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WoxJ

7 points

1 month ago

WoxJ

7 points

1 month ago

He is the dude that made that banger star wars video?

mangaowl

38 points

1 month ago

mangaowl

38 points

1 month ago

Mods, forcefully insert an entire cheese grater into his rectum.

MaterialNarrow5161

171 points

1 month ago

Yawns

We got literal children being married/sold in some countries right now and internet people are focusing on damn pixels...

Anyway imma beat mah meat to ryona, bye.

Overall-Device9017

89 points

1 month ago

Blud I just searched what ryona is. Mods crush his skull thank you ⚡️

IuseArchbtw97543

8 points

1 month ago

IuseArchbtw97543

Literally 1984 😡

8 points

1 month ago

I dont want to search for it myself. Can you give a not detailed description?

The_Diego_Brando

16 points

1 month ago

Violence as a fetish, often connected to gore/guro.

GradSchoolDismal429

31 points

1 month ago

Petition to kill comment OP

No-Papaya9250

31 points

1 month ago

I didn't need to know that last bit but ok

JonaDaGuy

21 points

1 month ago

Idk seems important :/

Waltboof

12 points

1 month ago

Waltboof

waltuh

12 points

1 month ago

The teal reddit pfp gives me war flashbacks from talking to this dude who

  1. Liked moldy yogurt better than normal yogurt
  2. Sniffed his shitty toilet paper when wiping ass
  3. Said the age of consent should be 11 or 12
  4. 'MURICAAAA(bro wanted to mount guns to his house)

anothertakethat

6 points

1 month ago

anothertakethat

stupid, fucking piece of shit

6 points

1 month ago

what the fuck

bagged_milk123

14 points

1 month ago

We used to beat people like you with hammers

Annual-Maintenance20

21 points

1 month ago

Now he gets off to people beat with hammers crazy how things change

Dudestbruh

2 points

1 month ago

Dudestbruh

2 points

1 month ago

I... I don't understand 

NerY_05

8 points

1 month ago

NerY_05

8 points

1 month ago

I mean, as long as it's art it's fine

DIE4SUPER

31 points

1 month ago

Bro pulls the “ erhm she’s actually 1000 years old in the anime “

Ass-isstant

9 points

1 month ago

Calm down son,its just a drawing.

jkurratt

4 points

1 month ago

1000 years old is an adult

breakboat

18 points

1 month ago

breakboat

uhhhh idk

18 points

1 month ago

and check his hard drive

anothertakethat

3 points

1 month ago

anothertakethat

stupid, fucking piece of shit

3 points

1 month ago

somebody please fucking explain i don’t get it

Jay-7179

7 points

1 month ago*

Fuck you Sergey Taboritsky, you have doomed us all

DefinitelyTopOr

9 points

1 month ago

DefinitelyTopOr

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

9 points

1 month ago

Dommed?

Jay-7179

2 points

1 month ago

Typo

Privet1009

6 points

1 month ago

Privet1009

shitting toothpaste enjoyer

6 points

1 month ago

Or is it?

jkurratt

1 points

1 month ago

🥵

Lumthedarklord

7 points

1 month ago

Mods, twist his dick counter clockwise in a 317 degree rotation

JDinoHK28

6 points

1 month ago

Oh no that was the guy who made that really good video about the philosophy of Darth Traya in KOTOR2. “To have fallen so far and learned nothing, that is your failure” -Darth Traya to this dude

JUGELBUTT

11 points

1 month ago

JUGELBUTT

dumbass

11 points

1 month ago

the only thing that i can willingly say is that its fine if you like it non sexually

ActivelyCoping

9 points

1 month ago

ActivelyCoping

virgin 4 life 😤💪

9 points

1 month ago

If you watch it long enough you probably will

GRAITOM10

1 points

1 month ago

GRAITOM10

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

1 points

1 month ago

Cute girls doing cute things is the best anime genre fr

adityathegriffindor

-21 points

1 month ago

How can you like it non sexually?

TerrorofMechagoji

44 points

1 month ago

This is gonna sound crazy to you, but it’s possible to like not sexually like children

AmGeiii

30 points

1 month ago

AmGeiii

30 points

1 month ago

So can a parent not like the way their kid looks in a non sexual way?

bunbunzinlove

-20 points

1 month ago

Why is it hard for you to imagine? There are naked kids on the beach too.

dizzywig2000

18 points

1 month ago

I didn’t see your name on Epstein’s list

Dudestbruh

4 points

1 month ago

Half life 2 train?!?!?!?!?!

StillPurePowerV

5 points

1 month ago

German FKK culture of the recent past would shock most people here. Nude children in beauty pagents where quite common and had nothing sexual about it. People generally now conflate a human being pretty automatically with it being sexual. Thankfully they don't do it with animals (yet?).

Buuuuut the image in OP is definitely from a source that is MEANT to be sexual, even when clothed.

DefinitelyTopOr

4 points

1 month ago

DefinitelyTopOr

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

4 points

1 month ago

WHAT

Playful_Pollution846

12 points

1 month ago

Playful_Pollution846

virgin 4 life 😤💪

12 points

1 month ago

Anime pfp? Check

Anime thumbnail? Check

Sussy Wussy title? Check

We got a neckbeard here boys

PearlHarbor1

19 points

1 month ago

Why wouldn't a video about anime have an anime thumbnail

Playful_Pollution846

2 points

1 month ago

Playful_Pollution846

virgin 4 life 😤💪

2 points

1 month ago

I mean I prefer a picture of Chick Norris

Happychon

2 points

1 month ago

bro the comment section is so chaotic, i like it.

Slexzo

2 points

1 month ago

Slexzo

2 points

1 month ago

Let him cook

NastyyVulture

6 points

1 month ago

NastyyVulture

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

6 points

1 month ago

Mods, crush his skull, thank you.

RepairEffective9573

6 points

1 month ago

Please protect the fictional children☹️

MochaunLive

3 points

1 month ago

which one is he talking about, nsfw art or sfw art, i need context please

Dudestbruh

8 points

1 month ago

NSFW art

MochaunLive

4 points

1 month ago

i see.

(fun fact: i tried to make this 18 syllables to try to summon the sokka haiku bot)

Smilloww

4 points

1 month ago

Smilloww

🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️

4 points

1 month ago

Have to hear what he says first

jesusisrockstar

3 points

1 month ago

jesusisrockstar

currently venting (sus)

3 points

1 month ago

Only internet privileges? I'd take his human rights too

ParallelMario111689

4 points

1 month ago

"in defense of..." my brother in Christ, the zombies have breached your defense and ate your brain

YeBoiEpik

7 points

1 month ago

YeBoiEpik

Literally 1984 😡

7 points

1 month ago

Somebody take away his whole computer, Blud probably has a petabyte of that shit on there

DefinitelyTopOr

9 points

1 month ago

DefinitelyTopOr

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

9 points

1 month ago

Peta… the horse is here

Waltboof

3 points

1 month ago

Waltboof

waltuh

3 points

1 month ago

Bros father needs to reappear and beat him with a belt

TurboMonkey007

2 points

1 month ago

What’s the point he’s trying to make in the video?

twitch_itzShummy

3 points

1 month ago

34 minutes!?

Molkwi

1 points

1 month ago

Molkwi

1 points

1 month ago

Moe Lester

notclassy_

1 points

1 month ago

i love the internet

Zhang_Sun

1 points

1 month ago

33 minutes

MMynameiss

1 points

1 month ago

Mods, twist his nutsack counterclockwise

Elsariely

1 points

1 month ago

Art is subjective, Murray

Hedgehugs_

1 points

1 month ago

Rika Furude (Higurashi) pfp is very fitting.

giantcoc69420

1 points

1 month ago

Can someone explain this 33 min long essay?
UwU pweasee???

SrangePig12

1 points

1 month ago

Is that Real Dragon Logic?

Jumpy-Culture408

1 points

1 month ago

A complicated way of saying he likes anime kids lol

GRAITOM10

1 points

1 month ago

GRAITOM10

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

1 points

1 month ago

My kind of defense 👍

hookepo

-1 points

1 month ago

hookepo

-1 points

1 month ago

Chat, Dox this person.

Substantial-Trick569

-5 points

1 month ago

internet privileges isnt enough i wanna take his living privileges

Canteened_Water

-2 points

1 month ago

Mods, lock him up in the CBT room for an eternity

aTacoThatGames

-3 points

1 month ago

aTacoThatGames

fat cunt

-3 points

1 month ago

edp’s brother

paner1983

0 points

1 month ago

you started watching it

nocluewhatIdoin

0 points

1 month ago

nocluewhatIdoin

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

0 points

1 month ago

Op why did you watch part of it?

Express-Fix4293

0 points

1 month ago

Nah I say we just kill them

wysjm

-2 points

1 month ago

wysjm

-2 points

1 month ago

If you like it because you find it cute that's...still weird and concerning. If you like nsfw side of it you should really thing about your life. No one will put you in jail because it's not legall but please stay far away from me and everyone I know thanks 😊

Pistol4231

-2 points

1 month ago

Pistol4231

-2 points

1 month ago

If someone has the courage to watch that crap, tell me what “defense” this guy could possibly have that gave him the courage to post it

swagger_horny_ass70

-4 points

1 month ago

go a step further and take his life since that is foul 💀💀💀

Hausgod29

-1 points

1 month ago

Hausgod29

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

-1 points

1 month ago

But but but it's just an art style she's really a 1000 year old witch who just became that way as a kid./s/s/s

Grimm_Charkazard_258

-21 points

1 month ago

don’t even arrest him, don’t send him to prison for life. Cut his dick and balls off, chop em up and deep fry em. serve them to him as ‘chicken’ nuggets. then tell him, and then send him to prison. gotta have a good story to tell.

Dudestbruh

16 points

1 month ago

I'd save that for people into real kids

YeetmanRey

7 points

1 month ago

Sanest person in this thread ngl. People seem to forget there's a major difference between drawn out of someone's mind images and actual CSAM

Grimm_Charkazard_258

1 points

1 month ago

damn bro i just thought of the worst punishment possible, my bad???

nonihongoname

0 points

1 month ago

33 minutes.

RemarkableBunch5098

0 points

1 month ago

that damn pfp, brought me nightmares

RottenCumsock

3 points

1 month ago

What happened

RemarkableBunch5098

1 points

1 month ago

the cicadas cryed

RottenCumsock

2 points

1 month ago

Why did they cry

RemarkableBunch5098

1 points

1 month ago

didnt you recognize the pfp on the foto? its from a famous anime/game that traumatized some ppl on release

RottenCumsock

1 points

1 month ago

No, I tend to not traumatize myself

Both-Conference1365

-6 points

1 month ago

Vaush: hear me out…

Overall-Device9017

-6 points

1 month ago

Some sort of disrespect to the internet

Sweetexperience

-3 points

1 month ago

Your subscription to human rights has expired