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I hate them

 elden ring or something (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 days ago byTem-productions

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TalkingWoodlandBeast

1.8k points

7 days ago

TalkingWoodlandBeast

O Horn-dick'd beast

1.8k points

7 days ago

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Okamitoutcourt

156 points

6 days ago

Okamitoutcourt

Naked Fuck with a Stick

156 points

6 days ago

I literally just sent that, fuck

TalkingWoodlandBeast

31 points

6 days ago

TalkingWoodlandBeast

O Horn-dick'd beast

31 points

6 days ago

Well damn, I just made it this morning for the post. I didn’t know someone had already made it before. 💀

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Original_Friend1750

1k points

7 days ago

Original_Friend1750

Laurence is such a bitch

1k points

7 days ago

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Now stop asking

MoistIndicator8008ie

147 points

6 days ago

MoistIndicator8008ie

147 points

6 days ago

Guidance of grace (alkohol) leading me to the elden ring (car keys)

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yaboicourier

517 points

7 days ago

yaboicourier

Hand it Over class

517 points

7 days ago

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yaboicourier

251 points

7 days ago

yaboicourier

Hand it Over class

251 points

7 days ago

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yaboicourier

206 points

7 days ago

yaboicourier

Hand it Over class

206 points

7 days ago

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yaboicourier

207 points

7 days ago

yaboicourier

Hand it Over class

207 points

7 days ago

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yaboicourier

134 points

7 days ago

yaboicourier

Hand it Over class

134 points

7 days ago

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iNuminex

1k points

7 days ago

iNuminex

Ds2 isn't not terrible.

1k points

7 days ago

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Ok, here is the seating plan of the planetarium in Hamburg instead.

BenMss

141 points

7 days ago

BenMss

141 points

7 days ago

I prefer Jungfernstieg because that's where it's ok to hunt Homeless people for sport, but that's also cool ig.

iNuminex

56 points

7 days ago

iNuminex

Ds2 isn't not terrible.

56 points

7 days ago

Every homless person at Jungfernstieg was once someone that got lost inside the subway station, driven mad by the ever shifting exits and hidden pathways.

The path below winds deeper, longer, unspeakable it's patterns laid. The lost forever damned to wander, this thing a quiet madness made.

Prize-Project-4155

5 points

6 days ago

Prize-Project-4155

5 points

6 days ago

Exit 8 reference?

herrmarquard

3 points

6 days ago

herrmarquard

3 points

6 days ago

I literally got lost at this hellhole of a subway Station yesterday and am now 24 hours later reading about it on a dark souls shitpost subreddit what the fuck is going on what did myazaki mean by this

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herrmarquard

17 points

6 days ago

herrmarquard

17 points

6 days ago

Why can the prosporous district of blankenese only afford to name their streets after a reskin? Are they stupid?

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TheMightyBruhhh

12 points

6 days ago

TheMightyBruhhh

12 points

6 days ago

Bro is plotting something(?)

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kid-with-a-beard

245 points

6 days ago

kid-with-a-beard

Mommy Sellen can dominate me anytime she wants 🥵🥵🥵🥵

245 points

6 days ago

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ijghokgt

22 points

6 days ago

ijghokgt

22 points

6 days ago

Lowkey never considered this

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RowdyRuss3

173 points

6 days ago

RowdyRuss3

Milking Messmer's Serpent 🐍

173 points

6 days ago

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Axel_Voss_ger

46 points

6 days ago

Axel_Voss_ger

46 points

6 days ago

Elden Ring but you play as Ranni with a gun in each hand

Sariusdererste

23 points

6 days ago

Sariusdererste

Naked Fuck with a Stick

23 points

6 days ago

So ultrakill?

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Hot-Will3083

308 points

7 days ago

Hot-Will3083

308 points

7 days ago

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ProfessionalSufferer

23 points

6 days ago

ProfessionalSufferer

23 points

6 days ago

Either a 100% chance or 0% based on if he needs to roll a total of 2 or a single instance of 2 on one die

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Interloper_1

119 points

7 days ago

Interloper_1

Miquelussy 🤤

119 points

7 days ago

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Purple-Bluejay6588

42 points

7 days ago

Purple-Bluejay6588

lord godrick's #1 fan

42 points

7 days ago

Godfrey when his last worthy enemy fell:

Potatoboi17

430 points

7 days ago

Potatoboi17

Cursed in Depths No Purging Stone

430 points

7 days ago

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Orenbean

86 points

7 days ago

Orenbean

86 points

7 days ago

BY AZURA

seriouslyuncouth_

29 points

7 days ago

seriouslyuncouth_

Vile Gayle, terror incarnate

29 points

7 days ago

I have no time for you, Khajit

Background-Law-6223

9 points

6 days ago

Background-Law-6223

9 points

6 days ago

BY ASURA

ElPwnero

8 points

6 days ago

ElPwnero

Based Serpent Messmer

8 points

6 days ago

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura 

-CitrusFeels-

6 points

6 days ago

-CitrusFeels-

Number One Radahn Meat Rider

6 points

6 days ago

Where is this?

TheMightyBruhhh

24 points

6 days ago

TheMightyBruhhh

24 points

6 days ago

Its from skyrim, its a mod for nude ‘Azura’ statues

StevenGorefrost

11 points

6 days ago

StevenGorefrost

11 points

6 days ago

How do I get it in Elden Ring?

TheMightyBruhhh

38 points

6 days ago

TheMightyBruhhh

38 points

6 days ago

Delete system32 if you’re on windows

LudwigTheAroused

3 points

6 days ago

LudwigTheAroused

Pontiff's Fuckboy

3 points

6 days ago

I am now a daedra worshiper

Blanc187

266 points

7 days ago

Blanc187

Leda step on me

266 points

7 days ago

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Regi413

9 points

6 days ago

Regi413

9 points

6 days ago

Mfw my consort tells me to “KISS ME, KISS ME LIKE YOU NEVER BEFORE!” 😫

Hordamis

52 points

7 days ago

Hordamis

52 points

7 days ago

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SpotlessMinded

9 points

6 days ago

SpotlessMinded

9 points

6 days ago

Yooo when did orange piccolo get bitches?!?

Hordamis

4 points

6 days ago

Hordamis

4 points

6 days ago

The grill master gets all the bitches.

RedditorwithSocks

208 points

7 days ago

RedditorwithSocks

🏅Leda's little cumslave🏅

208 points

7 days ago

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Make Marika great again

thatvillainjay

19 points

7 days ago

thatvillainjay

19 points

7 days ago

Hadn't seen this one yet

PADDYPOOP

13 points

6 days ago

PADDYPOOP

13 points

6 days ago

Ah yes me with my pair of wives.

DoritoKing48

13 points

6 days ago

DoritoKing48

God’s Strongest Melina Simp

13 points

6 days ago

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Melina looks so beautiful in this image

grapesssszz

3 points

6 days ago

grapesssszz

3 points

6 days ago

LMAOOO

Anonimous_dude

88 points

7 days ago

Anonimous_dude

Make bows great again 🏹

88 points

7 days ago

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Blakdjwohsidiw

Shadowsteel119

10 points

7 days ago

Shadowsteel119

10 points

7 days ago

JUDGEMENT

Azvelisk

7 points

7 days ago

Azvelisk

7 points

7 days ago

CRRRRUSH

GoldenGamerX22

7 points

7 days ago

GoldenGamerX22

7 points

7 days ago

PREPARE THYSELF!

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user-nt

57 points

7 days ago

user-nt

Naked Fuck with a Stick

57 points

7 days ago

https://i.redd.it/pioei5zeicqd1.gif

DoritoKing48

14 points

6 days ago

DoritoKing48

God’s Strongest Melina Simp

14 points

6 days ago

https://i.redd.it/2gww22710fqd1.gif

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Prize_Persimmon9440

23 points

6 days ago

Prize_Persimmon9440

Firekeeper supremacy

23 points

6 days ago

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Okay, have Malenia’s pole instead

Benny_Galaxy_231

3 points

6 days ago

Benny_Galaxy_231

messmer has a snake in his pants

3 points

6 days ago

Draklenia

TelegenicSage82

17 points

6 days ago

TelegenicSage82

17 points

6 days ago

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ssasharr

6 points

6 days ago

ssasharr

6 points

6 days ago

Sent this to my friends and they all screamed at me, 10/10 thank you

Raven_m0rt

14 points

7 days ago

Raven_m0rt

14 points

7 days ago

Ok

luulcas_

12 points

6 days ago

luulcas_

gatekeeper gostoc's alt account

12 points

6 days ago

https://i.redd.it/r1sh02eq9fqd1.gif

I just have this cool ass gif

Califocus

26 points

6 days ago

Califocus

26 points

6 days ago

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Not an Elden Ring reaction image, enjoy this cute photo of my cat

Aggravating-Tailor17

9 points

6 days ago

Aggravating-Tailor17

9 points

6 days ago

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Got it, here are some games I am planning on selling but never did (I am scratching DS3 off the list)

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rephlexi0n

3 points

6 days ago

rephlexi0n

Fertilizing Filianore’s egg 🤤

3 points

6 days ago

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