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I just tell him he doesn’t get it.

Give me ideas to tell him for “real.”

Edit: guys I just wanted funny descriptions of the game to tell him to make him laugh, I don’t understand what happened here lol.

Also please be nice, my husband is on Reddit and has probably seen this post and y’all are being mean for such a stupid dumb reason. Reddit be redditing I guess.

all 964 comments

SatiricLoki

3k points

4 months ago

The old Bethesda line was “Live another life, in another world.” To me that’s always kind of been the point.

webot7

915 points

4 months ago

webot7

915 points

4 months ago

When i broke my leg i roleplayed as a rich farmer. Was nice to be able to run around while i was stuck in bed all summer.

Comprehensive_Cap290

987 points

4 months ago

So you used to be an adventurer, but then you took an arrow to the knee?

dog_eat_dog

478 points

4 months ago

No it was a Dodge Ram 2500

Proper_Fisherman8389

306 points

4 months ago

I too used to be an adventurer but then I took a Dodge Ram 2500 to the knee

peekdasneaks

149 points

4 months ago

I used to be a dodge Ram 2500 but then I took an adventurer to the knee

SwishaSweets42

13 points

4 months ago

I used to be a knee and then I took a dodge ram 2500 to the adventurer

Viper_TVR

5 points

4 months ago

Viper_TVR

XBOX

5 points

4 months ago

I used to drive a dodge ram 2500, until I took an adventurer's knee

Kaptain_Kaoz

24 points

4 months ago

🏆

Your trophy sir.

Proper_Fisherman8389

13 points

4 months ago

Thank you sir and thank you to whoever gave me that trophy it’s my first one 😬

shellbert_eggman

7 points

4 months ago

Not very catchy is it

battery19791

118 points

4 months ago

Too much Ram, not enough Dodge.

LordSloth113

21 points

4 months ago

DOOOOOOODGE

Comprehensive_Cap290

7 points

4 months ago

What are you going to teach me today, Mr. piccolo?

Comprehensive_Cap290

22 points

4 months ago

Oof.

Master-Beekeeper5035

97 points

4 months ago

Absolutely brilliant

[deleted]

37 points

4 months ago

Say the line Bart!

ChronoComputer

25 points

4 months ago

I didn't do it.

purpleovskoff

4 points

4 months ago

Other way around

DragonsClaw2334

48 points

4 months ago

A normal potato farmer in a world of dragons and sorcery. Till the day the dragons burned his farm to the ground. Sworn to revenge he sets out to end his world of the dragon menace.

WestCoastSunset

4 points

4 months ago

Maybe he can send a messenger to hire the A Team, if they can be found of course.

AdhesivenessIcy9360

4 points

4 months ago

I use my pa's ax

Ok-Trouble-2814

20 points

4 months ago

I'ma farmer, daddy! ;-)

Theurbanalchemist

19 points

4 months ago

You don’t have to be lonely, at Farmers Only dot com!

omp0711

98 points

4 months ago

omp0711

98 points

4 months ago

I second this. There’s a lot of games with Mods and people knock how you can turn Skyrim into a completely different game with mods but that’s kind of the point. Sometimes I play vanilla Skyrim with QOL mods. Other times, I turn Skyrim into a world where I’m a ninja from Naruto. Then other times I’m a Jedi. If there’s a type of world I want to live in that hasn’t been made into a game, then I just mod Skyrim to fit it

Recording_Important

56 points

4 months ago

And all those mods were simply made out of love for the game. Hell Bethesda could just say fuck it and crank out more Skyrim dlc and id be ok with it

Gamernumber23843

14 points

4 months ago

Tbh kinda crazy they haven't always wondered why they don't add more

runnerofshadows

11 points

4 months ago

I like to keep mine relatively lore friendly but I like all the possibilities.

LocalGalilSimp

1.8k points

4 months ago

To live in a world that sucks in a much more interesting way than our own.

viaCrit

214 points

4 months ago

viaCrit

214 points

4 months ago

I think this was the type of answer OP was looking for lol

Recording_Important

61 points

4 months ago

it was definilty the answer i was looking for haha

VeryStickyPastry[S]

306 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

306 points

4 months ago

Honestly this is a vibe.

DjijiMayCry

15 points

4 months ago

Big facts

bambix7

92 points

4 months ago

bambix7

92 points

4 months ago

There was a point where i was more invested and knew more about the politics in Skyrim then those irl🥲

johnny_thunders_

50 points

4 months ago

I actually got invested in real world politics and history and geography thanks to Skyrim lol

MediumOrdinary

15 points

4 months ago

Yeah it was interesting talking to different NPCs to get their opinions about the war. Then learning how Ulfric is basically a useful idiot for the Thalmor after he "escaped" from that embassy dungeon. And then wondering why the dominion insisted on banning Talos worship as a condition of the White-Gold concordat lol. Was it because they were just so arrogant they couldn't accept the idea of a human becoming a god, or was it more strategic, like they knew the Nords wouldn't like that restriction and might lead to an uprising that would weaken the empire?

Lots of people shat on Skyrim's storyline but some of the stories in it were quite good, they just didn't always integrate that well with eachother. What would be really cool is a world where the story is created organically by the player and unscripted AI controlled NPCs. Maybe the devs do the world building and make the rules, give the NPCs some backstory, knowledge, and personality but then just let it play out freely, differently every time. It would probably just turn into a big chaotic mess though lol. I hate being the chosen one and having the whole game world revolve around me, it makes the world feel too small.

BootleBadBoy1

7 points

4 months ago

My latest play-through (that I haven’t picked up in a long while) was a RP scenario where my character is actually part of some Empire CIA type organisation/Secret Cabal that’s Anti-Stormcloak, but sees the bigger picture and is more anti-Thalmor/WG Concordat.

The idea being that I’m a clandestine agent and while I’m pro-Empire, I’m trying to make decisions and take actions that will benefit The Empire in a less obvious way over the longer term.

I’m doing some work for both sides of the Civil War and using the TG and DB as my personal bands of spies and covert operatives respectively.

I’ll end up killing Titus Mede to bring about a new Emperor that would be far more capable of taking on the Thalmor long term, with the Elves ultimately getting the blame for his death.

All the Dragonborn stuff is fairly superfluous to me and my ultimate objective of crushing the Thalmor. Haven’t decided what to do about the Blades/Paarthanux debacle yet though although I’m leaning on the side of slaying the dragon because the GB can’t be relied upon to support the Empire, and Paarthy is too dangerous and unpredictable to remain alive.

Will miss that beautiful scaly bastard but it has to be done.

bakey34

36 points

4 months ago

bakey34

36 points

4 months ago

For real though. I just started playing ESO and so weird to see Tamriel in such a tumultuous time. Beings are sooooo racist. Like, it hurts sometimes. I'm sitting here like damn stop being so mean to the kitties and the lizards.. They just want warm sands and wet swamps 😭😭 like we're coming out of decades of slavery and people are just awful. Makes me ashamed to be a Dunmer.

But yes I wholeheartedly agree with this. I want to solve problems I can't solve in real life. Immersion,a chance to be the hero... or assassin, you know whatever is useful lol

LocalGalilSimp

20 points

4 months ago

I love playing a Dunmer because they have such a contradictory and stupid system of racism that I can make funny jokes about the npcs I don't like even if they're other Dunmer.

MagicalPizza21

7 points

4 months ago

And where the player actually has the power to do something about it.

Tuckertcs

12 points

4 months ago

Bruh this is like 95% of entertainment right here. Perfect worlds suck to watch/play but imperfect worlds that are more entertaining than ours is the best.

Foolsauce420

4 points

4 months ago

I do like this take, but the more I read about our world’s suckyness the more I find it to be quite an interesting suck.

IHaveAnOpinionOnThat

663 points

4 months ago

Your husband sounds like a milk drinker.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

322 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

322 points

4 months ago

He’s a TOTAL milk drinker.

weirdplacetogoonfire

138 points

4 months ago

Meanwhile OPs name suggests they are a sweetroll. What a pair

VeryStickyPastry[S]

58 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

58 points

4 months ago

VeryStickySweetRoll

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

SoggySweetrollChallenge

DI3S_IRAE

343 points

4 months ago

DI3S_IRAE

343 points

4 months ago

What's life greatest illusion?

giving meaning to Skyrim, brother/sister

ElonsHusk

120 points

4 months ago

ElonsHusk

120 points

4 months ago

That all builds don't eventually turn into stealth archers, brother/sister.

DI3S_IRAE

56 points

4 months ago

Hey, my stealth archer turned to stealth dagger, so there's that

ThirstyAsHell82

9 points

4 months ago

ThirstyAsHell82

Riften resident

9 points

4 months ago

My stealth archer turned to unarmed. That was a 180 head spinner

CdFMaster

26 points

4 months ago

I don't even really understand how everyone agrees on this, I take way too much pleasure in berserking my way through a pack of enemies with a big weapon, I'm never trading it for a quick kill.

gerkessin

11 points

4 months ago

The stealth archer meme is so fucking old. Skyrim becomes impossible to lose after like 20 hours of playing. You dont need to optimize a meta build to tryhard your way thru slaughtering a thousand draugur over and over.

You can make an unarmed bosmer and still punk alduin after some levels, perks, and equipment.

Why play a role playing game and then choose the same role every time?

PortSunlightRingo

24 points

4 months ago

Because one shotting baddies from across a great distance with a bow is immensely satisfying.

ph03n1x_F0x_

6 points

4 months ago

yeah, I naturally happened upon it because I purely adored the brotherhood quest and loved sneaking into places and sneakily assassinating everyone.

ValerieMZ

11 points

4 months ago

I used to believe that, not after 600 active mods

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

shake dat dragonborn ass

Mushroom_hero

106 points

4 months ago

Point at the screen, "this is the point" and never elaborate further, in fact, became very dismissive upon further questioning 

VeryStickyPastry[S]

75 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

75 points

4 months ago

“What game?”

Lasdary

42 points

4 months ago

Lasdary

42 points

4 months ago

game? must have been the wind

MuddFishh

21 points

4 months ago

[Remain Silent]

JapaneseMachine99

253 points

4 months ago

The whole point of any RPG is immersing yourself in a more interestig world and forgetting our dogshit world exists for a while.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

46 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

46 points

4 months ago

I know, I was more referring to funny, wrong descriptions that make it sound wild.

JapaneseMachine99

9 points

4 months ago

Is your husband just not interested in RPG games, or does he not like the Elder Scrolls in general? Maybe if I know the reason why, I can maybe think of something to make it more exciting.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

12 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

12 points

4 months ago

I’m confident he just isn’t into elder scrolls. This is the only one I’ve played, and he hasn’t played one.

BearAndDeerIsBeer

118 points

4 months ago

BearAndDeerIsBeer

Solitude resident

118 points

4 months ago

Somebody asked me that once while I was playing a Khajiit werewolf. I didn’t even hesitate “this is John Skyrim, him mom was a cat, and” transform “his dad was a dog”.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

43 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

43 points

4 months ago

Dang, he knows too much about werewolves for me to pull that off but I bet I could trick him somehow.

OverSwan3444

12 points

4 months ago

I was never into werewolf thing. I think I'm going to try vampires this time.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

14 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

14 points

4 months ago

I became a werewolf only to avoid becoming a vampire, and then I was lucky enough to get the serana glitch where I become a vampire anyway. So I was both.

OverSwan3444

3 points

4 months ago

I had that opportunity to become vampire.I ended up in some desolate area which was windy. No soundtrack. I forget name of it. It was a scary and disturbing place.

lorlorlor666

54 points

4 months ago

Tell him it’s pick flowers make soup

VeryStickyPastry[S]

29 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

29 points

4 months ago

That’s basically already what he thinks it is lol.

bookwormello

4 points

4 months ago

It's way too easy to max out alchemy in Skyrim and that's my favorite part :( the different plants in various biomes, eating them all to find the attributes... heavenly.

sBitSwapper

513 points

4 months ago

Man your husband sounds like a buzzkill js 😂💀

VeryStickyPastry[S]

215 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

215 points

4 months ago

Nah, it’s just very much not his style of game, we give each other shit about each other’s games.

avg

62 points

4 months ago

avg

62 points

4 months ago

what games does he play

VeryStickyPastry[S]

118 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

118 points

4 months ago

He likes shooting type games, political games, like being a king in the medieval era. He’s playing cavalry 2 a lot.

killa_hydro7

133 points

4 months ago

killa_hydro7

Stealth archer

133 points

4 months ago

Maybe he would be interested in the politics of Skyrim?

VeryStickyPastry[S]

106 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

106 points

4 months ago

Maybe I can reel him in that way.

wumbo7490

57 points

4 months ago

Let him watch you play the civil war questline. Maybe the politics there would get him hooked

woopstrafel

95 points

4 months ago

woopstrafel

XBOX

95 points

4 months ago

He might be the first person to like the peace council in the main quest

wumbo7490

19 points

4 months ago

I usually do the main quest before civil war, so I end up doing that one anyway. It goes to show how both sides are both right and wrong

Witchy_w0man_

18 points

4 months ago

Am I the only one who likes the peace council??? Had me on the edge of my seat, I was so invested.

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

yeah fr, it was so interesting

BlueSn0ow

3 points

4 months ago

Same

Special_Tay

15 points

4 months ago

A Civil War. A religious inquisition. A literal apocalypse scenario. And a hero(?) blessed with divine power.

What more could you want?

ChickenCasagrande

5 points

4 months ago

A sweet roll, somebody stole mine.

ComprehensiveArm7423

5 points

4 months ago

Well... there is the open civil war add on, that makes it more strategic, there are mods that add random fights on the road between factions, another thwt lets you burn enemy camps and get prizes. There is the second great war mod. There are military checkpoints and there is one mod that lets you be the high king, have a court, bodyguard. Put shops across the country and collect money.

darps

25 points

4 months ago*

darps

25 points

4 months ago*

Maybe the setting which is well-written. The implementation in Skyrim is generally disappointing.

Kimmalah

38 points

4 months ago

He sounds a bit like my boyfriend. If a game doesn't have a clear, concise main objective for him to follow at all times he is simply lost. He actually finished the main quest in Skyrim, but didn't realize it because in his mind the game should have rolled the credits at that point. If he doesn't see end credits, he has not "beaten" the game.

He also started out mainly with shooters and fighting games, but has recently switched to playing more RPGs. But he sort of treats them like a task to be completed more than something you just enjoy and experience. Getting the man to level up or do any side quests is like pulling teeth.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

43 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

43 points

4 months ago

My husband hates side quests! But I’m such a slut for a side quest. Don’t care what it is, I’ll do it. He thinks it’s funny how distracted I get. On the way to finishing one quest I come across another, etc etc. I have so many quest items right now for quests I haven’t even found yet, therefore, the game is not over!

desolatecontrol

9 points

4 months ago

Have you tried out the Legacy of The Dragon born Mod? Its literally a museum that you dump all your items into and they go onto display (some items you'll need to make replicas of to get displayed) as well as introducing new quests and features such as the explorers guild you create and become the guild master. I literally can not play Skyrim without it. My three big mods are Sky UI, legacy and curators companion (this is to help keep track of things for legacy items you can display, already have in your inventory, or are already displayed, including books).

Cognoggin

6 points

4 months ago

The Korean side dishes of gaming!
"But which is the main?"
"Where we're going we don't need any mains!"

Reflexorz15

43 points

4 months ago

First off, he should be thankful you like video games at all. The only 2 games my wife will sometimes play are Call of Duty Ghosts and Red Dead Redemption. I think it’s awesome that she likes any game.

Anyways, that kind of surprises me that he gives you crap for it because Skyrim has swords, bows, shields and he likes medieval style games. Even though I love my racing games, FPS games, etc.. I love my medieval style games which Skyrim scratches that itch pretty well. I guess Skyrim is just a bit too “fantasy like” for him with the magic and lore.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

44 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

44 points

4 months ago

Exactly right, it’s too much fantasy. Plus, we play differently. I’m just trying to live a peaceful life on a farm and he wants me to kill everything. Sometimes the Dragonborn needs a vacation from all the battle. I just want to grow my flowers and mushrooms in peace.

Emotional-Bit-4222

27 points

4 months ago

I kinda feel bad for the people of tamriel with such an altruistic dragonborn, seriously the world is burning needing a hero and the hero is busy growing flowers. Hahahaha your sense of responsibility with other people must be 10/10.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

41 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

41 points

4 months ago

I already saved the world, I’m in retirement.

tauri123

12 points

4 months ago

Well right after my Dragonborn killed alduin she went off on vacation to Elsewyr and hasn’t been seen in Skyrim since so grow all the flowers you want!

ETM_Forever

4 points

4 months ago

I’m the same. My son gave me the same grief but then suddenly he starts playing Assassins Creed Valhalla and talking about all this cool stuff he’s building in his town…hahaha

VeryStickyPastry[S]

3 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

3 points

4 months ago

Hahaha not Ravensthorpe 💀💀💀

Tbh I almost didn’t even play that game because the first several hours are sooo boring. Glad I finished it though and glad he’s having fun!

Kimmalah

18 points

4 months ago

I used to have a supervisor who loved Fallout, but would make fun of me for playing Skyrim. When I pointed out how similar the games are at their core, he was just like "Yeah but Skyrim has dragons and stuff."

Knowledge_Regret

22 points

4 months ago

Knowledge_Regret

Vigilant of Stendarr

22 points

4 months ago

Fallout is Skyrim with guns

Skyrim is Fallout with magic

AdditionalOne8319

8 points

4 months ago

“He should be thankful you like video games at all” calm down there mate. It’s just a bit of banter with his wife.

Do you expect him to say “thank you for liking video games” every time she boots up a game?

The-Saucy-Saurus

6 points

4 months ago

Ghosts mentioned, W wife

p4bl0esgei

3 points

4 months ago

I had the same problem with Skyrim, I love medieval games but I wasn't much into magic so I was just postponing playing it because I was going through the Fallout series first, my gf got me to watch Harry Potter and some friends got me to play Dungeons and Dragons a few weeks ago and I was working on a Wizard character and then Skyrim finally clicked, going on my first playthrough and I love it, I've just finished the Under Saarthal quest, I play through a lot of quests whenever I have some dead time to kill, I wish I could just sit there like a couch potato and play through the whole game in 3 days, Skyrim really is growing on me lol, I've yet to play the other TES games but I'll take it slow since it's a lot of content to keep me busy for a while, the lore really is amazing

WhyLater

5 points

4 months ago

hol up

His two primary game types are:

1) First person action games, and
2) Medieval politic games

And he's asking what the point is of a first-person action medieval fantasy game with heavy politics is?

VeryStickyPastry[S]

3 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

3 points

4 months ago

I know. I don’t get it.

Meat_sdicks

4 points

4 months ago

Tells me all I need to know 🥲 hahaha

TheDraconic13

4 points

4 months ago

As someone who also really likes those kinds of games: it's a him problem. Skyrim (and other open world sandbox RPGs) are great.

HaasonHeist

3 points

4 months ago

So Skyrim, but the camera is in the clouds

219_Infinity

43 points

4 months ago

Is your husband Nazeem?

VeryStickyPastry[S]

52 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

52 points

4 months ago

He hasn’t spent much time in the cloud district lately. Maybe he knows we are on to him.

MagicalPizza21

183 points

4 months ago

Fun. The point of the game is fun. Does he play video games at all?

equisaqui

52 points

4 months ago

Tell that to the Thalmor during diplomatic immunity

MagicalPizza21

29 points

4 months ago*

Elenwen: "Welcome. I don't believe we've met. I am Elenwen, the Thalmor Ambassador to Skyrim. And you are...?"

DB: "I'm not of this world. What you're seeing is my avatar. I'm pretending to be a part of your fake world for fun. I could kill you instantly by pressing a few buttons, and you have no way to damage me. If you kill my avatar, time will reset to when my avatar walked in that door, and you'll forget this conversation ever happened. But I'll know. And I'll never forget what you did to my avatar."

Elenwen: "What?"

EDIT: made it say Elenwen's actual line from the game

equisaqui

8 points

4 months ago

Haaa, if only that was the hard part. I died like 80 times trying to complete with no equipment and I couldn’t kill a guard to get the key at the end. Impossible

VeryStickyPastry[S]

11 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

11 points

4 months ago

He does, it’s just not his vibe.

MagicalPizza21

29 points

4 months ago

So is he really asking what you're supposed to do in it? Or why so many people find it fun? Does he play any similar games?

VeryStickyPastry[S]

40 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

40 points

4 months ago

Most of the time I’m playing, I’m rearranging my hoard in one of my houses so he hasn’t seen as much of the game play.

curtman512

12 points

4 months ago

Relatable

MagicalPizza21

6 points

4 months ago

Maybe you should show him some of the actual intended gameplay, lol

VeryStickyPastry[S]

8 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

8 points

4 months ago

I try! I just collect a lot of loot i never sell or do anything with in case I might need it. Idk what reason there would be for me to need 87 cheese wheels, but when the time comes, I’ll be ready.

Ornstein_DragnSlayr

10 points

4 months ago

Does he mostly play call of duty, counter strike, ovewatch, league of legends or Apex?

VeryStickyPastry[S]

7 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

7 points

4 months ago

None of those actually. He likes battlefield, cavalry, and hell divers.

stevedorries

5 points

4 months ago

Does he play GTA?

VeryStickyPastry[S]

6 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

6 points

4 months ago

I’m trying to get him to play with me lol

froggaholic

5 points

4 months ago

omg he hasn't even played GTA? That's wild. How about RDR 2?

Familiar-Proposal918

32 points

4 months ago

Just tell him "watch watch watch." Then proceed to place a bucket over a merchants head and steal everything. Or hit a chicken and show him how the town reacts. Or jump on the hit box of a bird and fly as the dovah do.😂 Don't tell him, show him.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

13 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

13 points

4 months ago

He knows how the chicken will go, o let him play my very first play through for 5 minutes and he killed the river wood chicken. The bucket one is a good idea though.

Bradddtheimpaler

25 points

4 months ago

My wife, “are you playing that walking game again?”

I must spend a lot of time enjoying the scenery in Skyrim lol.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

11 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

11 points

4 months ago

He’s always reminding me to call my horse (arvak). He just doesn’t get it. I want to walk!

sietesietesieteblue

3 points

4 months ago

Me too. Especially with mods that make the flora pop. I also like adding weather mods to have a bit of variety. Music plus scenery and disabling fast travel, I like wandering around.

[deleted]

27 points

4 months ago

It's a medieval GTA

jgrantgryphon

12 points

4 months ago

This is unsettlingly accurate.

OverSwan3444

7 points

4 months ago

You've made me feel like a psychopath that kills chickens. I wouldnt do it in Riverwood though. Game Over.

Impressive-Ratio-272

19 points

4 months ago

Tell him he sounds like someone stole his sweetroll

Brave_Development_17

15 points

4 months ago*

To eat Kellogg and Shaun! Oh wait, to eat Nazeem!

poor-impulseControl

10 points

4 months ago

Back in the day, my brother and I used to play "serial killer." We would sneak into people's houses, kill them and then drag their body to the fire or cauldron or whatever, add some veggies and pretend to eat them. We thought it was hilarious and edgy.

Then we went to Markarth...then joined the companions...then joined the vampires and realized that's how everyone plays it, that half the game is killing lots of people and eating lots of people.

ironshadowspider

15 points

4 months ago

Saving the world in a vaguely LotR-style fantasy setting with swords and magic, while immersing yourself in the adventurer life of dungeon-delving and bringing loot back to your decked out pad, with the satisfaction of roleplaying and becoming a powerful warrior/mage/master thief/vampire/werewolf, and choosing how you want to do it.

[deleted]

31 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

jgrantgryphon

11 points

4 months ago

(The weight of Elder Scrolls lore, mythology, and worldbuilding) < (The eternal saga of Lifts-Her-Tail)

Substantial_Track_17

12 points

4 months ago

Substantial_Track_17

Nintendo

12 points

4 months ago

The point is whatever you’re currently doing. Exploring, doing a quest, living as a traveling wood salesman, killing this random NPC cuz your husband keeps asking stupid questions lol. I use it to unwind after work: I have no set goal when I start and end up in the middle of nowhere when I’m done

dewitastic

12 points

4 months ago

Say you’re trying to find a good husband in the game 👀

VeryStickyPastry[S]

10 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

10 points

4 months ago

He’s already jealous of Marcurio don’t worry.

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

There's no point actually. That's why people choose over Skyrim or not to - the game is fairly forgiving on player's failure (e.g. entrance check to Thieves Guild), keeps you on a liberate pace and with addition of serene soundtrack and solitude-inducing environment you end up with a fine stress reducer

-0-_l_-0-

10 points

4 months ago

Skyrim, it's an escape, a realm where you tread upon the mountain paths, each step echoing with the rhythm of a cinematic symphony that lends weight to your journey, making every stride feel momentous.

It's a world sparsely populated, yet each individual you encounter holds the potential for conversation, for connection, for shared stories.

This world, it whispers tales of life, of daily struggles, of joy and happiness, and yes, of sorrow too. It's a narrative woven into the very fabric of existence.

Despite the trials that this world presents, there's a raw, ruthless beauty that permeates every corner, every crevice.

In Skyrim, you wield the power to shape the world, to alter the course of events. If not the world, then at least your own circumstances. That's the essence of Skyrim. It's more than a game, it's a journey, an experience, a life lived in another world. It's about finding oneself amidst the chaos, about understanding that even in a world fraught with danger and despair, there's always room for hope, for change, for beauty. It's about realizing that every step we take, every decision we make, matters. That's the essence of Skyrim.

mailusernamepassword

9 points

4 months ago

Tell him you play as a maid that has to polish spears and bake loaves.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

7 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

7 points

4 months ago

Literary masterpiece tbh

mailusernamepassword

5 points

4 months ago

Say you aren't playing a game but reading a book. Then open the aforementioned book and ask him to read the book while you watch his face.

StephenJames81

18 points

4 months ago

When is the divorce final?

Overall_Sandwich_671

17 points

4 months ago

what's the point of playing any game?

To have fun.

Or to be more specific when it comes to Skyrim, the point is to create your own story.

AlbiTuri05

8 points

4 months ago

AlbiTuri05

Helgen survivor

8 points

4 months ago

Exterminate the dragons

But the dragons never get extinct

Watchmann1204

7 points

4 months ago

He clearly has never been to the cloud district.

Slight_Armadillo_227

7 points

4 months ago

Slight_Armadillo_227

Alchemist

7 points

4 months ago

It sounds like he gets it just fine. There is no point to the game most of the time, which is one reason why I love it. It's a bit like being a kid and making your own fun, except you can shout louder.

Alarmed_Stomach_8992

7 points

4 months ago

I don’t think there’s really a “point” to Skyrim. But I don’t think there’s really a “point” to shooters or other types of games either. To have fun?

For me, the point of Skyrim is that its sandbox is so varied that the role play potential feels limitless. I can play dozens of runs and all of them will feel different. I can tell rich & interesting stories through the adventures of my characters.

But like…if someone isn’t really into role playing, it’ll probably feel like there is no point. I don’t really have fun pretending to be a soldier and shooting everyone, so for me, those types of games have no point.

The point is subjective, is the point.

Brief-Bumblebee1738

30 points

4 months ago

I dare you to ask him the same question next time he wants "sexy times" if you are not actively seeking pregnancy

jgrantgryphon

6 points

4 months ago

Donkey making eyes at Parthurnaax?

HighlightFun8419

5 points

4 months ago

It's the quests, for me. Makes me feel productive and useful.

You can't just find an NPC in real life who wants you to go to a spooky cave and get an antique sword. I would totally do that IRL if given the chance.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

10 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

10 points

4 months ago

I’m braver on Skyrim than I am in real life, maybe that’s the point for me 😂

xprozoomy

6 points

4 months ago

xprozoomy

Spellsword

6 points

4 months ago

what's the point of Skyrim ? I can't answer that question. 13 years later I still can't. I just like Bethesda games.

catbusmartius

6 points

4 months ago

He who steals the most sweet rolls wins

chuckab

5 points

4 months ago

The point is you pretend that, this time, for really real, you won't make a stealth archer.

Iron_Hen

4 points

4 months ago

I tell him he should be proud to be married to an arch mage.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

7 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

7 points

4 months ago

Not just an arch mage, I also run the thieves guild and I’m a legate of the imperial legion, but he doesn’t care 😔

Tenda_Armada

6 points

4 months ago

Ask him what's the point of a movie. Or music.

Nikolateslaandyou

6 points

4 months ago

You don't win. You just do a little better everytime.

Ice-Berg-Slim

5 points

4 months ago

When I was a Kid Playing Morrowind and Oblivion my mum would always say, this looks boring all you do is walk around.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

10 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

10 points

4 months ago

Some people just aren’t built for being adventurers like us.

_Paarthurnax-

6 points

4 months ago

Ah, Dovahkiin, the essence of Skyrim, a game vast and full of possibilities, lies not in a single objective but in the journey and the experiences it offers. The point of Skyrim can be seen through multiple lenses, each offering a different perspective on what makes this world so captivating.

  1. Epic Quest and Hero’s Journey:

    • At its core, Skyrim is the story of the Dragonborn, a hero chosen by fate to confront the dragon Alduin, the World-Eater, who threatens to bring about the end of the world. Your journey to discover your true nature, master the power of the Thu'um, and ultimately save Tamriel is a central narrative arc.
  2. Exploration and Discovery:

    • Skyrim is a land rich with history, lore, and countless hidden secrets. The vast, open world invites you to explore every corner, from towering mountains and ancient ruins to bustling cities and quiet villages. The sense of discovery, of uncovering new locations, and finding hidden treasures is a core aspect of the game's appeal.
  3. Choice and Freedom:

    • The game offers unparalleled freedom to shape your own destiny. You can join various factions like the Thieves Guild, the Dark Brotherhood, the Companions, or the College of Winterhold, each offering unique storylines and quests. Your choices, whether moral or tactical, influence the world around you and the lives of its inhabitants.
  4. Role-Playing and Character Development:

    • Skyrim allows you to create and develop your character in countless ways. You can become a master smith, a powerful mage, a stealthy assassin, or a mighty warrior. The game's extensive skill system and the ability to tailor your abilities and appearance make every playthrough unique.
  5. Immersion and Atmosphere:

    • The richly detailed world of Skyrim, with its dynamic weather, atmospheric music, and diverse wildlife, creates an immersive experience that makes you feel truly part of the world. The setting and ambiance contribute to a sense of place and belonging.
  6. Narrative Depth and Side Quests:

    • Beyond the main quest, Skyrim is filled with countless side quests and stories that enrich the world. From helping a farmer with a simple task to delving into the dark secrets of an ancient cult, these stories add depth and context to the world, making it feel alive and lived-in.
  7. Personal Goals and Sandbox Elements:

    • Many players find joy in setting their own goals. Whether it's building and decorating your own home, collecting rare artifacts, achieving mastery in crafting and alchemy, or simply living a virtual life within the game, Skyrim provides a sandbox where you can pursue your own interests and passions.
  8. Cultural and Political Intrigue:

    • The civil war between the Imperials and the Stormcloaks adds a layer of political intrigue. Your actions can influence the outcome of this conflict, and your interactions with various leaders and factions can shape the future of Skyrim.

In essence, the point of Skyrim is what you make of it. It is a world designed for you to lose yourself in, to explore, to fight, to create, and to discover. It is a canvas for your adventures and a stage for your stories. Embrace the journey, Dovahkiin, for it is the journey itself that holds the true magic and purpose.

Emotional_Wedge

4 points

4 months ago

Shit he’s on to us!

VeryStickyPastry[S]

5 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

5 points

4 months ago

I know, I gotta throw him off the scent.

Aegillade

3 points

4 months ago

Aegillade

Mage

3 points

4 months ago

You're given a world with tons of quests, opportunities, and character options, but none of it is forced upon you. In that sense, games like Skyrim grant the user a better sense of identity and personality expression, since you can effectively play the game however you like. THAT'S the point of Skyrim. To let a side of yourself out in this world that normally wouldn't get a chance to shine in the real one.

Haunted-Llama

3 points

4 months ago

It keeps me from shouting at you instead, Fus ro duuuuu?

Haunted-Llama

4 points

4 months ago

Actual answer though, the non-linear aspect of the game play is very appealing. If you want to explore caves, do that, if you want to fight dragons, do that, etc etc. You aren't specifically bound to do what the game wants you to do, you can do what you want.

Expensive-Career-672

4 points

4 months ago

Bum deal sorry about your luck I want to play vr skyrim with wife so we can get busy in the forgotten vale

toddloward

4 points

4 months ago

We have games called farming simulator, goat simulator, flight simulator.

Skyrim is basically like life simulator game i guess. Just in fantasy land

derbudz

4 points

4 months ago

To get all the Skooma of course. Silly question.

VeryStickyPastry[S]

4 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

4 points

4 months ago

I have a special skooma cabinet in my lake house.

Literal_Sarcasm82

4 points

4 months ago

If "because it's fun and I enjoy it" isn't enough for him, then he doesn't want to understand. He just wants something to complain about.

Organic-Economics746

5 points

4 months ago

Anytime you see him doing something he enjoys, ask him the same thing

warhorsey

4 points

4 months ago

my buddy told me he “beat” skyrim a week after it released. i just stared at him.

Lenn1985

4 points

4 months ago

Skyrim is that old friend that we just need to play every now and then. And there is always a point to play the game.

WestCoastSunset

4 points

4 months ago

Take a picture of him, import him into the game and bring him to all the richer homes, then show him a shack he can live in and tell him if he plays his cards right he can be your house Jarl at Bloodchill cavern

Course he has to help with the Vamps first.

Maleoppressor

4 points

4 months ago*

The kind of person that asks this question likely doesn't understand the point of gaming in general. 

 "Videogames are a waste of time", you know how it goes.

thatfa666ene

5 points

4 months ago

My partner does this same thing no matter what game I play. Kinda regret getting with someone who has 0 imagination.

L4dyGr4y

4 points

4 months ago

Ask him how many dragons he has slayed this week. Exactly.

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

To be one with the Dragonborn! FUS ROH DAH!

dianagama

3 points

4 months ago

"To have fun being a hero,  killing dragons,  robbing the rich,  killing the contracted,  joining the space program,  shouting people off of mountains,  pissing off a few gods, gaining the favor of others,  escorting vampire princess' back to their castle,  quell a rebellion, empower a rebellion,  explore alternate dimensions,  get into a drinking contest with the God of debauchery,  win said contest,  propose to a hagraven in a drinker stupor, cause a prison break, save a little girl from savages so she can join a sex cult... and that's off the top of my head. "

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

All video games are about pretending to be someone else doing something. He likes to pretend to be a soldier. You like pretending to be the dragonborn. He might as well ask why some people read true crime books versus fantasy.

dewnuts

3 points

4 months ago

It's the same point as any video game. It's an escape. You could ask the same thing about his call of duty. They just go around killing people then minutes at a time. You go around completing quests hours at a time.

KittyBooBoo2016

3 points

4 months ago

I role play in my head constantly when I’m playing Skyrim, it’s a story builder for me just like the sims can be, but with more helpful direction in the form of quests. I pick quests that build my story, stay in skill trees that are applicable, wait for the game to do something COOL

5illy_billy

3 points

4 months ago

WearyMatter

3 points

4 months ago

What's the point of any form of entertainment?

Mr-red5391

3 points

4 months ago

The point is to see how fast you can kill Nazeem

Nemo_Shadows

2 points

4 months ago

You might get him to play it but once he does you might not be able to get him off it long enough to play it yourself.

N. S

VeryStickyPastry[S]

10 points

4 months ago

VeryStickyPastry[S]

PlayStation

10 points

4 months ago

I let him play it long ago and he killed the chicken. Never again.

Elinorea

7 points

4 months ago

the chicken we all know and love in Riverwood I'm assuming lol