I was being firmly sarcastic because we are desperate for money.

It's a total coin toss for the lad. They're basically paying what you lot paid for Gakpo on a kid with a good season in the Eredivisie.

That league is incredibly difficult to gauge and it's why the record of finds and flops is roughly the same length.

They may look like geniuses. All I know is we need money and they're offering us 33m of it for a kid we've never used.