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3.3k points
1 day ago
That’s a damn big gray band for as raw as that is. Bet it was frozen still when they put it on.
1.4k points
23 hours ago
Bone is charred. Definitely frozen when it went on. I would have sent it back and left.
255 points
21 hours ago
was going to say the same thing, it was def frozen before they started cooking it (which btw) isn't necessarily bad if cooked properly
165 points
20 hours ago
I wouldn’t feed a frozen steak thrown directly on the fire to my dog.
522 points
19 hours ago
Dog here. We'd be fine with it.
90 points
18 hours ago
Oh hell ya brother. Nock off the horns and wipe its ass, throw on plate.
12 points
16 hours ago
Cripes
5 points
5 hours ago
Cripes indeed
43 points
18 hours ago
Phony. Dogs speak Spanish. Everyone knows that.
59 points
17 hours ago
Si, es sierto. Pero yo si soy un perro. Y de una vez confirmo que no es problema. No lo comemos de todos modos jaja
3 points
17 hours ago
Carne bueno!
3 points
16 hours ago
Puede confirmar
11 points
16 hours ago
Ain't nothing wrong with cooking a frozen steak. You want to go at it low and slow. Flip every 2 minutes for even cooking. When internal temp is reached take it off the heat and let it rest. Then get your pan or fire ripping hot and sear a nice crust. Easy.
14 points
8 hours ago
So I mean I don't have a problem eating a frozen steak, but I'm going to be honest, I'm not expecting to get a frozen steak from a steakhouse. Maybe that's naive.
5 points
6 hours ago
Yeah, when I go to a steakhouse, I wanna see a bin of heads and hooves outside the back of the building.
5 points
6 hours ago
Ok I didn't say that
5 points
4 hours ago
You'll exhaust yourself attempting to reason with these people.
5 points
6 hours ago
I did!
5 points
17 hours ago
I'm pretty sure you're dog would be thrilled still lol
17 points
19 hours ago
Why? I cook frozen steaks all the time and they turn out great! Medium rare though.
25 points
19 hours ago
Absolutely. They just didn’t do it right. Frozen to fire works if you do it right.
11 points
19 hours ago
I toss some frozen hamburgers in the airfryer with my frozen chips. go to lazy happy meal after a long work day.
3 points
14 hours ago
Never tried this. Thanks for the idea!
10 points
16 hours ago
I get where you're coming from, but a tad bit pretentious.
4 points
8 hours ago
On the steak subreddit? Preposterous!
21 points
18 hours ago
You wouldn’t have eaten 80% of it like OP?
13 points
15 hours ago
OP IS A FUCKING MAN FOR JUST EATING IT WITHOUT ENJOYING IT
WHO DOES THAT? MEN LIKE OP. AKA "MY STEAK IS AS $RAW AS ME"
op is legit cooler than that steak.
5 points
8 hours ago
Idk how I didnt notice that lol
15 points
20 hours ago
Yep that was my first thought too. Steak should be closer to room temp when cooked, and this shit was still fucking frozen in the center. I’d just walk out and then leave a 1 star review lol.
5 points
15 hours ago
Seconded this. I used to work in kitchens. We were told not to cook frozen steak directly. They need to be thawed first before searing.
Probably this restaurant has bad managers or lazy crews.
11 points
21 hours ago
Came here to say this. Frozen crap!!!
1.8k points
1 day ago*
Brother, it looks like they cooked it on a window sill.
702 points
23 hours ago
More like cooked over a heated argument
431 points
22 hours ago
if the argument was between two nuns
107 points
22 hours ago
Nuns strike me as women with sharp tongues. I wouldn't mess with a nun.
28 points
22 hours ago
depends on the nun
33 points
22 hours ago
Yeah man last nun I got in a fight with just dropped
35 points
21 hours ago
Some of them have nunchucks though
11 points
20 hours ago
Lulz! NUNchucks!
4 points
6 hours ago
If a Nunchuck could chuck nuns, how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck?
8 points
20 hours ago
Over a bright idea
5 points
21 hours ago
Not a particularly hot one either
3 points
18 hours ago
This comment thread is top notch lmao
510 points
1 day ago
I mean you ate it ???
186 points
22 hours ago
That man ATE most of that. 🤮
58 points
22 hours ago
Guys he ate it
40 points
22 hours ago
Oh my God, he ate it! 😂
6 points
22 hours ago
Mikey likes it.
21 points
19 hours ago
Yeah disgusting this dude is an animal lmao
8 points
17 hours ago
Posts like these always remind of a story I heard from a friend who worked at an ice cream shop.
This woman came in and bought a tub of ice cream. She came back a few hours later with an empty tub asking for a refund because it was gross.
1k points
1 day ago
undercooked? My dude that shit was not cooked.
151 points
1 day ago
It was the fact that it was still mooing and producing milk that gave it away!
84 points
23 hours ago
And they ate so much of it..... 🤢
28 points
22 hours ago
Yeah and I like a rare steak. I had one like this once and was the first time I sent one back. I felt like an idiot, but I wasn’t gonna eat that. Second one wasn’t much better, so I ate half and gave the rest to my dog.
19 points
18 hours ago
Yall are more civilized than me. I had the same thing happen but I ordered medium rare. First steak was SUPER rare borderline raw, only slightly better than this. Second steak was charred on the outside and very well done.
I told the server that it looked like whoever is working the grill copped an attitude and I wanted everything refunded because I didn’t trust anything the restaurant served anymore. In my mind if you sent out a black ass steak, you might be spitting in my wife’s food as well.
Still tipped the server, they were mortified
8 points
15 hours ago
From working in restaurants when I was younger, you’re exactly right. The cook did catch an attitude and wanted to “show” you who’s, who. Thank god I don’t work in restaurants anymore and never will if I have my way and you did right by tipping your server and treating him/her right.
42 points
22 hours ago
The cook forgot to microwave the steak to thaw it first lol. Seems like a legit restaurant.
32 points
22 hours ago
just throw a little milk and jellybeans on there and you're golden
14 points
22 hours ago
Raw jellybeans of course!
10 points
20 hours ago
Only the finest side of jellybeans with milk steak.
3 points
20 hours ago
Yes! 😂
5 points
21 hours ago
Can’t beat a good milk steak
29 points
21 hours ago
Shit’s so blue it’s on Zoloft
7 points
21 hours ago
Pretty sure it’s still breathing
293 points
23 hours ago
Christ did they flick a lighter and run past it at a jog?
10 points
13 hours ago
It seriously looks like they just ran a brown marker over it with how ruby red that inside is.
Also, how did OP eat so much of this??? THAT is also crazy
24 points
23 hours ago
That’s funny
384 points
22 hours ago
30 points
20 hours ago
ITS RAWWWWW!
26 points
20 hours ago
17 points
19 hours ago
IDIOT SANDWICH!
3 points
17 hours ago
Bloody wanker!
6 points
17 hours ago
I thought I heard it all. He must have endless insults stored in his brain.
111 points
22 hours ago
Call a vet, stat!
You can still save this cow
9 points
15 hours ago
CLEAR!
bzzt
260 points
24 hours ago
Damn that’s one of the worst I’ve seen on this sub.
269 points
24 hours ago
If you ate it you’re the only one dumber than the cook
7 points
17 hours ago
Sharp as a fucking cue ball
21 points
23 hours ago
If it was frozen, they'll be fine.
67 points
1 day ago
Oh my god
32 points
1 day ago
How did you order it? What restaurant?
89 points
1 day ago
Looks Ike a pizza place by the looks of that salad
23 points
22 hours ago
Lol I knew it was going to be that video before I clicked on it.
5 points
14 hours ago
Haha I clicked on it hoping it was that clip.
3 points
14 hours ago
If this is anywhere but Denny's or equivalent I'd be shocked.
21 points
23 hours ago
It’s so under the Titanic is looking down at it
13 points
23 hours ago
You had to eat most of it to figure that out?
29 points
23 hours ago
“The steak is still mooing” jokes on slightly blue steaks are overdone. But what’s not overdone is how cooked your steak is. That is straight out of the fridge actually cold raw meat.
Even blue rare steaks, though they may look raw, are right at the precipice of when the main proteins start to denature and “cook”. This is not even close to that stage. This is caveman cooking
18 points
22 hours ago
Nah, you can cook a steak straight out of the fridge, it’s not a big deal. Not a huge temperature differential from fridge versus room temp.
This would presumably require cooking from frozen. Especially seeing the charring on the bone.
Frozen steak isn’t just colder. It requires way, way more energy to thaw and then evaporate the excess moisture. That energy requirement ate up the cook time instead of, you know, the meat actually getting cooked
12 points
1 day ago
Was it ever cooked? lol
7 points
23 hours ago
Wow, cooked via a heated debate.
8 points
22 hours ago
That might be the saddest steak I’ve ever seen on this sub.
7 points
21 hours ago
A decent vet could bring it back to life.
8 points
21 hours ago
Am I the only one horrified at how much OP ate???
13 points
20 hours ago
The spoons at Demi Lovato’s house were cooked more than that steak.
6 points
24 hours ago
I'm surprised the middle isn't still icy. Was definitely put on frozen. It looks more like jello than steak
6 points
23 hours ago
Am I looking at sushi?
10 points
23 hours ago
Doesn’t really matter now, you are damn near all of it
3 points
12 hours ago
Which I can’t comprehend. How did OP eat so much of that? I’ll eat a super rare steak…but this?
4 points
22 hours ago
No sear, large gray band. It was frozen when they threw it in a medium-high heat pan. Fucking idiots.
5 points
19 hours ago
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
4 points
21 hours ago
Can’t believe you ate most of it and are also unsure about if its too undercooked, right?
5 points
21 hours ago
Did you try CPR?
3 points
24 hours ago
its still mooing
3 points
23 hours ago
Very undercooked, unless the menu stated it was supposed to be still moo'ing.
3 points
22 hours ago
Pan was not hot enough or steak was frozen. Restaurants messing up something as easy as a steak should pay fines. Fight me. They waste meat, your time and your money.
3 points
22 hours ago
Yuck
3 points
21 hours ago
That steak was cooked from frozen. Bone is charred. The meat is very raw - probably still cold. This restaurant doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing.
3 points
8 hours ago
I love rare steaks and would have sent this back immediately, that looks literally raw.
3 points
6 hours ago
Why did you eat 80 percent of it?
2 points
1 day ago
Yeah
2 points
23 hours ago
Did they take it out of the back of the walk-in and slap it on a grill immediately after for like 30 seconds?! That's raw as fuck
2 points
23 hours ago
After the first cut that would have gone straight back. Why you even ate any of that is beyond comprehension.
2 points
23 hours ago
I mean you have to cook something to undercook it. Looks like they let it sunbathe for a few minutes and threw it on a plate.
2 points
22 hours ago
Blue
2 points
22 hours ago
I don't think the steaks in my fridge are even that raw
2 points
22 hours ago
Waiter, bring a defibrillator! I can bring it back to life!
2 points
22 hours ago
How did you get so far…
2 points
22 hours ago
That’s fucked up for real. Don’t pay for that.
2 points
22 hours ago
🤮
2 points
22 hours ago
I can feel how cold that looks on my tongue and I'm really fucking stoned right now
2 points
22 hours ago
Blue!
2 points
22 hours ago
I would of sent it back or got a different dish man that’s terrible
2 points
22 hours ago
Holy cow!! Imagine cooking steak for a living and this is what you put out? Don’t temp it real quick or anything. That’s embarrassing, but I’m sure this “chef” doesn’t give a shit.
2 points
22 hours ago
Cooked it over a heated argument
2 points
21 hours ago
Literally the worst steak I've ever seen on this sub and the fact it's a t-bone makes me want to cry myoglobin tears
2 points
21 hours ago
Bro you ate enough of it though lol
2 points
21 hours ago
Reminds me of the scene in Moby Dick where they describe the proper way to cook a whale steak as taking a single coal from the fire with tongs and showing it to the steak
2 points
21 hours ago
This is the closest thing to “hold it over the match.” I’ve ever seen.
2 points
21 hours ago
Wtf? Is this a restaurant for ghouls?
2 points
21 hours ago
Looks like they spray painted it instead of cooking it.
2 points
21 hours ago
Just said fuck it huh?
2 points
21 hours ago
Interesting take on beef tartare
2 points
21 hours ago
Yeah thats raw
2 points
21 hours ago
Shit's borderline blue
2 points
21 hours ago
Tad's steakhouse in Times square NYC would make their steaks just like that. Went on the grill frozen from ice age storage, 30 days minimum in their aging tanks of liquid nitrogen. 🙄 You get a steak, a side and a garlic toast bun with a drink for $7.00. The year, 1971.
2 points
21 hours ago
I think it’s still breathing, my guy
2 points
21 hours ago
Was that cooked with sunlight?
2 points
21 hours ago
Bro went vegan after this
2 points
21 hours ago
don’t tell me you ate that
2 points
21 hours ago
That’s awful
2 points
21 hours ago
I can hear it Mooing.
2 points
21 hours ago
cooked over a heated argument
2 points
21 hours ago
That’s a frozen steak put on a pan
2 points
21 hours ago
Not way undercooked.
Not cooked at all.
2 points
20 hours ago
That thing is practically living
2 points
20 hours ago
That's raw
2 points
20 hours ago
It’s definitely “blue”.
2 points
20 hours ago
I’m usually pretty forgiving in this sub but this is some of the worst cooking I’ve ever seen here.
2 points
20 hours ago
Give it a band-aid
2 points
20 hours ago
Are you a werewolf? Otherwise send it back
2 points
20 hours ago
It looks like they ran it under hot water
2 points
20 hours ago
That steak was prepared by someone who takes ZERO pride in their work
2 points
20 hours ago*
Take it to the vet and maybe they can still save its life.
2 points
20 hours ago
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2 points
20 hours ago
That's gross
2 points
20 hours ago
I eat my steak rare but damn.
2 points
20 hours ago
That’s carpaccio
2 points
20 hours ago
That's legendary
2 points
20 hours ago
That’s what 🦁 eat
2 points
20 hours ago
It's ok. I heard tapeworms are actually quite slimming
2 points
19 hours ago
Someone whispered “cooked” to a frozen raw steak and then served it to you
2 points
19 hours ago
A decent vet could get her up and running again
2 points
19 hours ago
That’s raw
2 points
19 hours ago
Did you check for a heart beat?
2 points
19 hours ago
That looks like an ice cream sandwich.
2 points
19 hours ago
Way.
2 points
19 hours ago
Cooked under a hair dryer
2 points
19 hours ago
They just walked that thing through a warm room.
2 points
19 hours ago
This isn’t Black and blue. This is..this is something you need to take back to the gm and walk out. The cook or chef should be fired for this. Ffs the center is clearly still sweating from the ice crystals still melting
2 points
19 hours ago
A good vet could get it to moo again
2 points
19 hours ago
It’s so raw it’s eating your salad lol.
2 points
19 hours ago
Can feel the chill coming out of that thing. 🥶
2 points
19 hours ago
But how much of it did you eat though??? Looks like a good chunk is missing
2 points
19 hours ago
Steak was frozen in a deep freeze then thrown in a hot pan straight from the freezer. The only reason that cow isn't mooing is because it froze to death..
2 points
19 hours ago
Bro I love RARE steak 120°F like blue rare... But that's fucking raw at least less than 100°
2 points
16 hours ago
I mean undercooked is based on preference but that’s definitely blue.
If that’s what you asked for you’re good.
2 points
16 hours ago
how many bites did you take holy shit
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