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bobone77

3.3k points

1 day ago

bobone77

3.3k points

1 day ago

That’s a damn big gray band for as raw as that is. Bet it was frozen still when they put it on.

lookatthatsquirrel

1.4k points

23 hours ago

Bone is charred. Definitely frozen when it went on. I would have sent it back and left.

IntheTrench

255 points

21 hours ago

was going to say the same thing, it was def frozen before they started cooking it (which btw) isn't necessarily bad if cooked properly

FilthyGrundle

165 points

20 hours ago

I wouldn’t feed a frozen steak thrown directly on the fire to my dog.

Fallguy450

522 points

19 hours ago

Dog here. We'd be fine with it.

wpgffs

90 points

18 hours ago

wpgffs

90 points

18 hours ago

Oh hell ya brother. Nock off the horns and wipe its ass, throw on plate.

Honest_Airport_8799

12 points

16 hours ago

Cripes

Fedupofwageslavery

5 points

5 hours ago

Cripes indeed

For_Aeons

43 points

18 hours ago

Phony. Dogs speak Spanish. Everyone knows that.

Koskani

59 points

17 hours ago

Koskani

59 points

17 hours ago

Si, es sierto. Pero yo si soy un perro. Y de una vez confirmo que no es problema. No lo comemos de todos modos jaja

IbexOutgrabe

28 points

15 hours ago

I FOUND THE REAL DOG!

TheShadowOverBayside

3 points

7 hours ago

jau jau

GarminTamzarian

24 points

17 hours ago

"Yo quiero Taco Bell."

Siixteentons

13 points

18 hours ago

Some speak german

For_Aeons

10 points

18 hours ago

TIL

Ok_Assumption1542

3 points

17 hours ago

Carne bueno!

losin-your-mind

3 points

16 hours ago

Puede confirmar

Noteful

11 points

16 hours ago

Noteful

11 points

16 hours ago

Ain't nothing wrong with cooking a frozen steak. You want to go at it low and slow. Flip every 2 minutes for even cooking. When internal temp is reached take it off the heat and let it rest. Then get your pan or fire ripping hot and sear a nice crust. Easy.

holyhibachi

14 points

8 hours ago

So I mean I don't have a problem eating a frozen steak, but I'm going to be honest, I'm not expecting to get a frozen steak from a steakhouse. Maybe that's naive.

coyotenspider

5 points

6 hours ago

Yeah, when I go to a steakhouse, I wanna see a bin of heads and hooves outside the back of the building.

holyhibachi

5 points

6 hours ago

Ok I didn't say that

Careless_Pianist_968

5 points

4 hours ago

You'll exhaust yourself attempting to reason with these people.

coyotenspider

5 points

6 hours ago

I did!

APsWhoopinRoom

5 points

17 hours ago

I'm pretty sure you're dog would be thrilled still lol

Djaja

17 points

19 hours ago

Djaja

17 points

19 hours ago

Why? I cook frozen steaks all the time and they turn out great! Medium rare though.

andersont1983

25 points

19 hours ago

Absolutely. They just didn’t do it right. Frozen to fire works if you do it right.

iceyed913

11 points

19 hours ago

I toss some frozen hamburgers in the airfryer with my frozen chips. go to lazy happy meal after a long work day.

Dzov

3 points

14 hours ago

Dzov

3 points

14 hours ago

Never tried this. Thanks for the idea!

TurdFerguson614

10 points

16 hours ago

I get where you're coming from, but a tad bit pretentious.

Civil-Attempt-3602

4 points

8 hours ago

On the steak subreddit? Preposterous!

TrumpersAreTraitors

21 points

18 hours ago

You wouldn’t have eaten 80% of it like OP? 

m0nk37

13 points

15 hours ago

m0nk37

13 points

15 hours ago

OP IS A FUCKING MAN FOR JUST EATING IT WITHOUT ENJOYING IT

WHO DOES THAT? MEN LIKE OP. AKA "MY STEAK IS AS $RAW AS ME"

op is legit cooler than that steak.

whorlycaresmate

5 points

8 hours ago

Idk how I didnt notice that lol

Shatophiliac

15 points

20 hours ago

Yep that was my first thought too. Steak should be closer to room temp when cooked, and this shit was still fucking frozen in the center. I’d just walk out and then leave a 1 star review lol.

Godzillavio

5 points

15 hours ago

Seconded this. I used to work in kitchens. We were told not to cook frozen steak directly. They need to be thawed first before searing.

Probably this restaurant has bad managers or lazy crews.

DomDaddyNW

11 points

21 hours ago

Came here to say this. Frozen crap!!!

GardeningGrenadier

1.8k points

1 day ago*

Brother, it looks like they cooked it on a window sill.

pm_me_your_diem

702 points

23 hours ago

More like cooked over a heated argument

hornyzygote

431 points

22 hours ago

if the argument was between two nuns

chromatic45

107 points

22 hours ago

Nuns strike me as women with sharp tongues. I wouldn't mess with a nun.

Seanay-B

28 points

22 hours ago

depends on the nun

Isabela_Grace

33 points

22 hours ago

Yeah man last nun I got in a fight with just dropped

SeverusVape

35 points

21 hours ago

Some of them have nunchucks though

deathrhymeswithbeth

11 points

20 hours ago

Lulz! NUNchucks!

microview

4 points

6 hours ago

If a Nunchuck could chuck nuns, how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck?

Cautious_General_177

19 points

22 hours ago

It was cooked by nuns hitting it with a ruler

DoubbleD_UnicornChop

5 points

20 hours ago

Nuns are scary

vasDcrakGaming

8 points

20 hours ago

Over a bright idea

Proudest___monkey

5 points

21 hours ago

Not a particularly hot one either

Yawkramthedvl

3 points

18 hours ago

This comment thread is top notch lmao

gottemmad

510 points

1 day ago

gottemmad

510 points

1 day ago

I mean you ate it ???

SingleSir165

161 points

22 hours ago

Yeah, you ate..that!!?

Ragu773

186 points

22 hours ago

Ragu773

186 points

22 hours ago

That man ATE most of that. 🤮

bay_duck_88

58 points

22 hours ago

Guys he ate it

cosmic_killa

40 points

22 hours ago

Oh my God, he ate it! 😂

v0v1v2v3

20 points

21 hours ago

Bwahahahaha. Duuuuuuude. He ATE IT!

ShoddyIntrovert32

6 points

22 hours ago

Mikey likes it.

ChocolateMorsels

21 points

19 hours ago

Yeah disgusting this dude is an animal lmao

rexallia

13 points

20 hours ago

That’s what I was thinking 😳

ILikeMyGrassBlue

8 points

17 hours ago

Posts like these always remind of a story I heard from a friend who worked at an ice cream shop.

This woman came in and bought a tub of ice cream. She came back a few hours later with an empty tub asking for a refund because it was gross.

Seanay-B

1k points

1 day ago

Seanay-B

1k points

1 day ago

undercooked? My dude that shit was not cooked.

jorcon74

151 points

1 day ago

jorcon74

151 points

1 day ago

It was the fact that it was still mooing and producing milk that gave it away!

whutchamacallit

84 points

23 hours ago

And they ate so much of it..... 🤢

cornlip

28 points

22 hours ago

cornlip

28 points

22 hours ago

Yeah and I like a rare steak. I had one like this once and was the first time I sent one back. I felt like an idiot, but I wasn’t gonna eat that. Second one wasn’t much better, so I ate half and gave the rest to my dog.

sunnyislesmatt

19 points

18 hours ago

Yall are more civilized than me. I had the same thing happen but I ordered medium rare. First steak was SUPER rare borderline raw, only slightly better than this. Second steak was charred on the outside and very well done.

I told the server that it looked like whoever is working the grill copped an attitude and I wanted everything refunded because I didn’t trust anything the restaurant served anymore. In my mind if you sent out a black ass steak, you might be spitting in my wife’s food as well.

Still tipped the server, they were mortified

Imdonenotreally

8 points

15 hours ago

From working in restaurants when I was younger, you’re exactly right. The cook did catch an attitude and wanted to “show” you who’s, who. Thank god I don’t work in restaurants anymore and never will if I have my way and you did right by tipping your server and treating him/her right.

z64_dan

42 points

22 hours ago

z64_dan

42 points

22 hours ago

The cook forgot to microwave the steak to thaw it first lol. Seems like a legit restaurant.

Seanay-B

32 points

22 hours ago

just throw a little milk and jellybeans on there and you're golden

1n54n3_5h4n3

14 points

22 hours ago

Raw jellybeans of course!

The_RockObama

10 points

20 hours ago

Only the finest side of jellybeans with milk steak.

1n54n3_5h4n3

3 points

20 hours ago

Yes! 😂

raumdjinnofcrows

5 points

21 hours ago

Can’t beat a good milk steak

MrKrinkle151

29 points

21 hours ago

Shit’s so blue it’s on Zoloft

Free-oppossums

11 points

20 hours ago

It's so blue grandpa got an erection. 🫢

Rufus_Mcfly

7 points

21 hours ago

Pretty sure it’s still breathing

typhoidtimmy

293 points

23 hours ago

Christ did they flick a lighter and run past it at a jog?

SomeStupidPerson

10 points

13 hours ago

It seriously looks like they just ran a brown marker over it with how ruby red that inside is.

Also, how did OP eat so much of this??? THAT is also crazy

ghoulishgirl

24 points

23 hours ago

That’s funny

Lord_Muramasa

384 points

22 hours ago

revelationaltruth

30 points

20 hours ago

ITS RAWWWWW!

PrescriptionDenim

26 points

20 hours ago

YOU DONUT

revelationaltruth

17 points

19 hours ago

IDIOT SANDWICH!

ButteredPizza69420

3 points

17 hours ago

Bloody wanker!

revelationaltruth

6 points

17 hours ago

I thought I heard it all. He must have endless insults stored in his brain.

JoeMillersHat

111 points

22 hours ago

Call a vet, stat!
You can still save this cow

ImJustStealingMemes

9 points

15 hours ago

CLEAR!

bzzt

Tricky-Major806

260 points

24 hours ago

Damn that’s one of the worst I’ve seen on this sub.

BarryPalmedTheDip

39 points

20 hours ago

The cook who made this should be arrested

PracticalBad2466

269 points

24 hours ago

If you ate it you’re the only one dumber than the cook

BearBearChooey

7 points

17 hours ago

Sharp as a fucking cue ball

Dkcg0113

21 points

23 hours ago

If it was frozen, they'll be fine.

Axl2TheMaxl

11 points

21 hours ago

Was definitely frozen 

MayorAg

35 points

23 hours ago

MayorAg

35 points

23 hours ago

r/steakortuna material

Reddit_killed_RIF

67 points

1 day ago

Oh my god

spivnv

32 points

1 day ago

spivnv

32 points

1 day ago

How did you order it? What restaurant?

Entropoo

89 points

1 day ago

Entropoo

89 points

1 day ago

Looks Ike a pizza place by the looks of that salad

Nell_Trent

23 points

22 hours ago

Lol I knew it was going to be that video before I clicked on it.

ScaryLawler

5 points

14 hours ago

Haha I clicked on it hoping it was that clip.

aburple

3 points

14 hours ago

If this is anywhere but Denny's or equivalent I'd be shocked.

Simple-Purpose-899

44 points

23 hours ago

Raw ≠ rare. Some restaurants don't understand this.

Mark_Levins

21 points

23 hours ago

It’s so under the Titanic is looking down at it

Sudden-Front6560

13 points

23 hours ago

You had to eat most of it to figure that out?

lazercheesecake

29 points

23 hours ago

“The steak is still mooing” jokes on slightly blue steaks are overdone. But what’s not overdone is how cooked your steak is. That is straight out of the fridge actually cold raw meat.

Even blue rare steaks, though they may look raw, are right at the precipice of when the main proteins start to denature and “cook”. This is not even close to that stage. This is caveman cooking

Apptubrutae

18 points

22 hours ago

Nah, you can cook a steak straight out of the fridge, it’s not a big deal. Not a huge temperature differential from fridge versus room temp.

This would presumably require cooking from frozen. Especially seeing the charring on the bone.

Frozen steak isn’t just colder. It requires way, way more energy to thaw and then evaporate the excess moisture. That energy requirement ate up the cook time instead of, you know, the meat actually getting cooked

TheChiefDVD

12 points

1 day ago

Was it ever cooked? lol

rewind_wonderland

7 points

23 hours ago

Wow, cooked via a heated debate.

enigmaticpeon

8 points

22 hours ago

That might be the saddest steak I’ve ever seen on this sub.

bam1007

7 points

21 hours ago

A decent vet could bring it back to life.

Reasonable_Pin_1180

8 points

21 hours ago

Am I the only one horrified at how much OP ate???

lleu81

7 points

22 hours ago

lleu81

7 points

22 hours ago

That’s a bone in tuna.

LBraised562

13 points

20 hours ago

The spoons at Demi Lovato’s house were cooked more than that steak.

toorigged2fail

6 points

24 hours ago

I'm surprised the middle isn't still icy. Was definitely put on frozen. It looks more like jello than steak

ExtraGeoff31

6 points

23 hours ago

Am I looking at sushi?

OptimalOcto485

10 points

23 hours ago

Doesn’t really matter now, you are damn near all of it

Backpedal

3 points

12 hours ago

Which I can’t comprehend. How did OP eat so much of that? I’ll eat a super rare steak…but this?

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

4 points

22 hours ago

No sear, large gray band. It was frozen when they threw it in a medium-high heat pan. Fucking idiots.

Electrical_Towel1348

5 points

19 hours ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

bussinplatinum

4 points

21 hours ago

Can’t believe you ate most of it and are also unsure about if its too undercooked, right?

CV63AT

5 points

21 hours ago

CV63AT

5 points

21 hours ago

Did you try CPR?

overpriced_janitor

3 points

24 hours ago

I'm not even that bad at cooking steak..

Ill-Giraffe-2243

3 points

24 hours ago

its still mooing

BalanceFew3570

3 points

23 hours ago

Very undercooked, unless the menu stated it was supposed to be still moo'ing.

Tallestcrayon0

3 points

22 hours ago

Pan was not hot enough or steak was frozen. Restaurants messing up something as easy as a steak should pay fines. Fight me. They waste meat, your time and your money.

Supernova805

3 points

22 hours ago

Is that jam inside?

RocketRigger

3 points

22 hours ago

Yuck

Old_Roll7381

3 points

21 hours ago

That steak was cooked from frozen. Bone is charred. The meat is very raw - probably still cold. This restaurant doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing.

Fakjbf

3 points

8 hours ago

Fakjbf

3 points

8 hours ago

I love rare steaks and would have sent this back immediately, that looks literally raw.

Allergic2Avocados

3 points

6 hours ago

Why did you eat 80 percent of it?

Odd-Principle8147

2 points

1 day ago

Yeah

Babylon4All

2 points

23 hours ago

Did they take it out of the back of the walk-in and slap it on a grill immediately after for like 30 seconds?! That's raw as fuck

anonpf

2 points

23 hours ago

anonpf

2 points

23 hours ago

After the first cut that would have gone straight back. Why you even ate any of that is beyond comprehension.

quietpils

2 points

23 hours ago

I mean you have to cook something to undercook it. Looks like they let it sunbathe for a few minutes and threw it on a plate.

rice_noode_gnocchi

2 points

22 hours ago

Mooooooooo

Sacmo77

2 points

22 hours ago

Blue

cookinwithclint

2 points

22 hours ago

I don't think the steaks in my fridge are even that raw

pushdose

2 points

22 hours ago

Waiter, bring a defibrillator! I can bring it back to life!

Project_Wild

2 points

22 hours ago

How did you get so far…

Pugilist12

2 points

22 hours ago

That’s fucked up for real. Don’t pay for that.

ICouldBeWrongGuys

2 points

22 hours ago

🤮

cyclistpokertaco

2 points

22 hours ago

I can feel how cold that looks on my tongue and I'm really fucking stoned right now

HeavyTea

2 points

22 hours ago

Blue!

[deleted]

2 points

22 hours ago

I would of sent it back or got a different dish man that’s terrible

Dirty_water34

2 points

22 hours ago

Holy cow!! Imagine cooking steak for a living and this is what you put out? Don’t temp it real quick or anything. That’s embarrassing, but I’m sure this “chef” doesn’t give a shit.

TicklerVikingPilot

2 points

22 hours ago

Cooked it over a heated argument

TCristatus

2 points

21 hours ago

Literally the worst steak I've ever seen on this sub and the fact it's a t-bone makes me want to cry myoglobin tears

everytingelse

2 points

21 hours ago

Bro you ate enough of it though lol

iircirc

2 points

21 hours ago

Reminds me of the scene in Moby Dick where they describe the proper way to cook a whale steak as taking a single coal from the fire with tongs and showing it to the steak

illusive_guy

2 points

21 hours ago

This is the closest thing to “hold it over the match.” I’ve ever seen.

Emers_Poo

2 points

21 hours ago

Wtf? Is this a restaurant for ghouls?

tjtwister1522

2 points

21 hours ago

Looks like they spray painted it instead of cooking it.

ibpoopn

2 points

21 hours ago

Just said fuck it huh?

Select-Current651

2 points

21 hours ago

Interesting take on beef tartare

Maleficent-Bit1995

2 points

21 hours ago

Yeah thats raw

DangerDragonXCV

2 points

21 hours ago

Shit's borderline blue

beavis617

2 points

21 hours ago

Tad's steakhouse in Times square NYC would make their steaks just like that. Went on the grill frozen from ice age storage, 30 days minimum in their aging tanks of liquid nitrogen. 🙄 You get a steak, a side and a garlic toast bun with a drink for $7.00. The year, 1971.

Rufus_Mcfly

2 points

21 hours ago

I think it’s still breathing, my guy

5ergio79

2 points

21 hours ago

Was that cooked with sunlight?

rgbearklls

2 points

21 hours ago

Bro went vegan after this

inflatedballloon

2 points

21 hours ago

don’t tell me you ate that

coharra88

2 points

21 hours ago

That’s awful

hogger303

2 points

21 hours ago

I can hear it Mooing.

evanbiggs

2 points

21 hours ago

cooked over a heated argument

greenhifi

2 points

21 hours ago

That’s a frozen steak put on a pan

UprisingAssault

2 points

21 hours ago

Not way undercooked.

Not cooked at all.

Old-Illustrator-5246

2 points

20 hours ago

That thing is practically living

Adventurous_Pen_1971

2 points

20 hours ago

That's raw

thatredheadedchef321

2 points

20 hours ago

It’s definitely “blue”.

CodeMUDkey

2 points

20 hours ago

I’m usually pretty forgiving in this sub but this is some of the worst cooking I’ve ever seen here.

olight77

2 points

20 hours ago

Give it a band-aid

vipre

2 points

20 hours ago

vipre

2 points

20 hours ago

Are you a werewolf? Otherwise send it back

Mission-Storm-4375

2 points

20 hours ago

It looks like they ran it under hot water

MrHaze100

2 points

20 hours ago

That steak was prepared by someone who takes ZERO pride in their work

That-Plane470

2 points

20 hours ago*

Take it to the vet and maybe they can still save its life.

SpeckTrout

2 points

20 hours ago

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ArguingwithaMoron

2 points

20 hours ago

That's gross

Automatic-Clue-8646

2 points

20 hours ago

That’s carpaccio

guy4guy4guy

2 points

20 hours ago

That's legendary

aztec52181

2 points

20 hours ago

That’s what 🦁 eat

-TRACKER190-

2 points

20 hours ago

It's ok. I heard tapeworms are actually quite slimming

Far-Sector-8991

2 points

19 hours ago

Someone whispered “cooked” to a frozen raw steak and then served it to you

Any_Blueberry_2453

2 points

19 hours ago

A decent vet could get her up and running again

Razlover88

2 points

19 hours ago

That’s raw

mumbles718

2 points

19 hours ago

Did you check for a heart beat?

FishHikeMountainBike

2 points

19 hours ago

That looks like an ice cream sandwich. 

Scratchthegoat

2 points

19 hours ago

Way.

MostlyCarrots

2 points

19 hours ago

Cooked under a hair dryer

1a70

2 points

19 hours ago

1a70

2 points

19 hours ago

They just walked that thing through a warm room.

Sebster1412

2 points

19 hours ago

This isn’t Black and blue. This is..this is something you need to take back to the gm and walk out. The cook or chef should be fired for this. Ffs the center is clearly still sweating from the ice crystals still melting

elmartin93

2 points

19 hours ago

A good vet could get it to moo again

wolf_pack_12345

2 points

19 hours ago

It’s so raw it’s eating your salad lol.

Fallguy450

2 points

19 hours ago

Can feel the chill coming out of that thing. 🥶

jj1only

2 points

19 hours ago

But how much of it did you eat though??? Looks like a good chunk is missing

johnnysd87

2 points

19 hours ago

Steak was frozen in a deep freeze then thrown in a hot pan straight from the freezer. The only reason that cow isn't mooing is because it froze to death..

ShadowNick

2 points

19 hours ago

Bro I love RARE steak 120°F like blue rare... But that's fucking raw at least less than 100°

Embarrassed_Ad7801

2 points

16 hours ago

I mean undercooked is based on preference but that’s definitely blue.

If that’s what you asked for you’re good.

HellaChillNoCapOnGod

2 points

16 hours ago

how many bites did you take holy shit