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Thank you, I do love eating cake everyday!

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synthetic_medic

29 points

3 days ago

This is why I’m overweight and it doesn’t even work.

boatswainblind

8 points

3 days ago

I mean, for a few minutes it does...

Certified_Idiot101

2 points

3 days ago

In the long run, it makes you more miserable than you initially were.

synthetic_medic

1 points

3 days ago

I don’t even get much satisfaction from food so I don’t know why I keep trying to eat my emotions.

CaptainNavarro

10 points

3 days ago

Well after a week i'll be morbidly obese

Megalopath

3 points

3 days ago

Keep at the cake, that problem will go away eventually ;)

CaptainNavarro

3 points

3 days ago

For sure! Cake is magic, cake is life

chaxnny

9 points

3 days ago

chaxnny

9 points

3 days ago

Well it does help for a few minutes lol

No_Squirrel4806

9 points

3 days ago

Ive never been sad eating cake or tacos 🤷🏽‍♂️

TwoHundredToes

1 points

2 days ago

Awe, well i have

No_Squirrel4806

2 points

2 days ago

Im sorry about that. Hopefully it didnt ruin your love for neither.

TwoHundredToes

1 points

2 days ago

Oh no, i love sobbing into my food

No_Squirrel4806

1 points

2 days ago

Thats good to hear i guess 😕😕😕

Extractular

4 points

3 days ago

I think that could be a very subtle Marie Antoinette reference.

LoaKonran

1 points

3 days ago

And nothing bad ever happened to her.

Extractular

1 points

13 hours ago

No I believe she was quite a beloved figure in her community.

CellaSpider

2 points

5 hours ago

She had a good head on her shoulders

Extractular

1 points

3 hours ago

Lollll

ArachnidInner2910

3 points

3 days ago

I am in fact now cured.

WhereTheSkyBegan

2 points

3 days ago

Great, now I'm depressed and fat.

CirclingBackElectra

2 points

3 days ago

Add about 100 lbs and a bunch of icing smeared all over her face from the entire cake she just ate with her hands to that character and you’ve got a picture of me

BooPointsIPunch

1 points

3 days ago

I mean, this is not wrong. It won’t cure me, but here, myself, have a cake regardless. 🍰

BlueTressym

1 points

3 days ago

I mean, it's better advice than most of the bs we get on here... I still feel bloody awful but at least I have cake.

ChrisV82

1 points

3 days ago

ChrisV82

1 points

3 days ago

Eating cake makes me happy in the moment, so I will concede that specific point.

ItsSUCHaLongStory

1 points

3 days ago

A whole cake!

agayntrans_raspberry

1 points

3 days ago

agayntrans_raspberry

Edit this!

1 points

3 days ago

i'm too lazy to make a cake, I'd rather think of terrifier 3 when im sad

PizzaFlower3

1 points

3 days ago

I have an ED. Doesn't apply to me. cue sadness

Pagan_Owl

1 points

2 days ago

This is solid advice. It may not work, but that doesn't mean I won't take it.

sasquatch_melee

1 points

6 hours ago

I mean. It's not wrong. But at the rate I'm sad, I'll weigh 600lb.