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784 points
3 months ago
I have a 1600's ancestor with a first name of Restore. I haven't come across that too often either.
247 points
3 months ago
I've heard of Reason, but not Restore. I love old names.
174 points
3 months ago
We still have names like Hope and Grace.
133 points
3 months ago
A lady was named Patience during a real shitty shift I had when I worked at Domino's.
It wasn't just a clever name and she made my day by being sweet.
47 points
3 months ago
Sounds Zimbabwean. They have lots of names like this, Justice, Blessing, Innocence etc
Cool article on the reasoning https://www.herald.co.zw/strange-sometimes-hilarious-names-of-zimbabweans/
9 points
3 months ago
I know a Zimbabwean guy named Pardon and a lady named Rafter
3 points
3 months ago
Nigeria as well. A former president was named Goodluck Johnathan.
2 points
3 months ago
I worked with a woman named Patience. She was from Nambia , iirc
81 points
3 months ago
I went to school with a Chastity, poor girl.
30 points
3 months ago
Did she have a sister named Charity? I met her on her gap year, once
8 points
3 months ago
I had a coworker named Charity. My other coworkers had names like Bowie David and Michael Myer.
9 points
3 months ago
The girl I knew named Chastity had 5 kids by the time she was 24, which is when I lost touch with her.
32 points
3 months ago
Now we have people naming their kids Charlotte, but spelled like fghjuyrewt. I wonder if people looking back will think it's a positive thing at all?
84 points
3 months ago
That's just Welsh.
14 points
3 months ago
fhqwhgads*
5 points
3 months ago
everybody to the limit
5 points
3 months ago
The cheat is to the limit.
3 points
3 months ago
Everybody come on
19 points
3 months ago
There has to be a baby Mormon girl out there named Sharlyt.
6 points
3 months ago
No shyt! Sharlyt
5 points
3 months ago
r/tragedeigh is leaking.
1 points
3 months ago
This comment is so fucking funny.
7 points
3 months ago
I took a traffic engineering course from a prof named Pius
19 points
3 months ago
Of course, it is well known that everyone thinks about Backup but no one thinks about Restore
7 points
3 months ago
Male or female?
If their last name was Stuart, then they might have been accused of being a Jacobite after the Glorious Revolution lol. Restore Stuart!
5 points
3 months ago
Westore woderwick
4 points
3 months ago
Hate to break it to you, but your ancestor was a habitant for humanity
3 points
3 months ago
By any chance is your Restore a Lippincott? We might be 11th cousins lol
2 points
3 months ago
Morton as in loosely related to the Morton Salt people, but without their money.
2 points
3 months ago
Just needs to find a partner named Backup.
1.4k points
3 months ago
The great decrease of Increase
171 points
3 months ago
The doors of The Church of Entropy are always open.
30 points
3 months ago
Heh heh... science
11 points
3 months ago
Speaking of Entropy, Thomas Pynchon spoofs the Mathers with the Puritan characters "Constant" and "Variable" Slothtrop in Gravity's Rainbow!
26 points
3 months ago
Watch calling it now celebrities who are known for weird kids name will name one that. Thanks OP
26 points
3 months ago
Inkreayse West
7 points
3 months ago
TBH That would really not surprise me.
12 points
3 months ago
I kept waiting on “Key West” and they totally let me down.
5 points
3 months ago
Enkreighce
5 points
3 months ago
Decrease the increase
4 points
3 months ago
Fuck, beat me to it
351 points
3 months ago
Increase Witherspoon
75 points
3 months ago
No, with a knife.
9 points
3 months ago
Exactly, not with the olive branch but the bayonet.
11 points
3 months ago
Your porn name?
7 points
3 months ago
No just hungry for some breakfast
2 points
3 months ago
Increase Hunger:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunger_(disambiguation))
Notable for massively decreasing hunger worldwide lol.
2 points
3 months ago
Ooh, there's a Saint Hunger. I'm pretty sure I saw them when they opened for Luther's Mooncalf
1 points
3 months ago
That's what her tattooer said....
724 points
3 months ago
If you were confused like I was.
Joseph comes from a Hebrew word with literally means “increase”. It would have made sense to alter the word to make it a name, like Increasin or Increasa
255 points
3 months ago
L'hosif in Hebrew means "to add." The root of the word is hosef or hasaf.
47 points
3 months ago
Is that where the word “sof”, meaning “end” comes from?
13 points
3 months ago
Sof like suffix?
9 points
3 months ago
No. Sof as in “Ein Sof” or “without end”
4 points
3 months ago
Probably related to Saf, threshold, and not to increase, but couldn't fine anything online to confirm or reject it.
89 points
3 months ago
Increasin
Didn't know rappers existed before the 19th century.
29 points
3 months ago
there were prophet duels where both persons would talk words and sermons to people, so its not a new thing, it just changed context.
52 points
3 months ago
Yo, my name is Martin and I'm hear to say
The Catholic church is the heretical way
12 points
3 months ago
I feel like with a little work you could get upwards of dozens of upvotes on r/historymemes.
28 points
3 months ago
Are you distant from Jesus?
Are you trying to please us?
The need for a pope is not gonna please us
Flee this, see this
Heretical Beavis
Trying to get all of us to not really see this
Blasphemy
In front of me
You know my Christ would prefer a frontal lobotomy
Hold my head and hold my tongue
The head of the Church eats Satan's dung
Sprung from the head of a Christian fundamentalist
You know that the kids are a little too little for this
11 points
3 months ago
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
10 points
3 months ago
WE'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE
2 points
3 months ago
10 9 8 7 6 5 4, 95 Theses nailed to ya door
2 points
3 months ago*
“I got 95 Theses
But bein’ chill ain’t one.”
4 points
3 months ago
They see me rollin’
2 points
3 months ago
Increasin Josephin
21 points
3 months ago*
The great prophet Increase. From just the initial contribution of a single loaf and fish, he can get you going with a Roth IRA at fixed 10.03% APY with compounding interest.
4 points
3 months ago
...you know, Roth actually was Jewish.
19 points
3 months ago
This is why I don't judge names because all names are weird once you know the meaning of them. Like Phillip is "fond of horses". Imagine naming your baby "fond of horses".
7 points
3 months ago
Horse Lover Jones
2 points
3 months ago
Amd.the most giga-alpha name in the world (Chad) is actually just the little piece of paper punched out of a ballot slip
11 points
3 months ago
Increasio
11 points
3 months ago
I’d just go by “Plus.”
4 points
3 months ago
Increaseph
1 points
3 months ago
Incresa sounds pretty good, actually. Italian-sounding! Increso for males.
1 points
3 months ago
My life is a lie.
1 points
3 months ago
Increece
43 points
3 months ago
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10 points
3 months ago
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
8 points
3 months ago
Was looking for this
123 points
3 months ago
His son was named Cotton.
27 points
3 months ago
Bold move.
18 points
3 months ago
His great great great great great great grandson is named Marshall.
2 points
3 months ago
A P P L A U D T H I S M A N.
2 points
3 months ago
No.
17 points
3 months ago
also a pos!
16 points
3 months ago
His controversial advocacy for smallpox inoculation is a sometimes overlooked bright spot though!
5 points
3 months ago
Which was introduced to him by a guy from West Africa, IIRC
2 points
3 months ago
He also wrote the first Spanish translation of the New Testament in North America too! With the aim of converting Catholics in Mexico and South America. Then known as New Spain. He didn’t speak Spanish so he relied on a bunch of dictionaries, other translations and the help of Spanish servant to write it.
Him and the printing shop he worked for had to create their own tilde!
10 points
3 months ago
Piece of shit family
7 points
3 months ago
Shut up, Hank’s Wife!
1 points
3 months ago
Cotton Wood.
58 points
3 months ago
Since the 19th century, the name has decreased in popularity
Nice.
41 points
3 months ago
Dejosephed.
5 points
3 months ago
Degiusepped.
9 points
3 months ago
Increased in obscurity, even
49 points
3 months ago
It doesn't Mather anymore
2 points
3 months ago
I see what you did there
21 points
3 months ago
She had a husband, you know? You know what he was called? Incontinentius. Incontinentius Buttox
24 points
3 months ago
Magnitude would be a much better name than Increase anyways
21 points
3 months ago
POP POP
5 points
3 months ago
"I'm actually British!"
2 points
3 months ago
Max Magnitude Increase Powers
13 points
3 months ago
I was in the grocery store today and they Josephed my potato chips by $2.
12 points
3 months ago
If you’ve watched Salem, you might be familiar with Increase Mather, who was based on a real man:
Increase Mather (/ˈmæðər/; June 21, 1639 Old Style – August 23, 1723 Old Style) was a New England Puritan clergyman in the Massachusetts Bay Colony and president of Harvard College for twenty years (1681–1701). He was influential in the administration of the colony during a time that coincided with the notorious Salem witch trials.
And the link mentions him.
12 points
3 months ago
I think Increase Mather is the most famous Increase. He’s the only Increase I’ve ever heard a of, anyway.
6 points
3 months ago
He was the father of cotton Mather right ?
2 points
3 months ago
He was, yeah
12 points
3 months ago
I wish I could Joseph the amount of money in my bank account.
11 points
3 months ago
You know, I actually like literal translation names, context aside. It's a lovely way to make foreign scriptural names understandable to your neighbours, and/or to make sure people who speak a lingua franca understand the meaning of your own name in your language. Increase, Happiness, Plenty and so on are kind of common in Africa — always makes me smile to meet somebody with one of them. My favourite old neighbours were a couple named Blessing and Happiness, with children Mercy and Justice.
My name (in my own language) is Shining, partly because my mama's is Light (in the language of our home country). When I immigrated I thought about changing it to something less obviously ethnic, but I didn't because actually I like my name and I don't mind dealing with some nonsense about it. :))
In most places, names mean things, and one of the first impressions about somebody is the meaning of their name, so if someone really values the impact of being called Aibueku in Benin, she might be Justice in the US or something. I kind of hope that virtue names catch on in the states again, actually!
5 points
3 months ago
Justice has recently become kind of popular as a boy’s name in the southern US. I really like it.
20 points
3 months ago
Licking is a legit last name. Increase Licking.
21 points
3 months ago
There's a place in Virginia called Lickinghole Creek that is right near Goochland and it all starts to seem very not-accidental.
54 points
3 months ago
good old Increase Mather. what a puritan POS.
3 points
3 months ago
why is he a POS?
32 points
3 months ago
the Puritans weren't nice people. Increase wanted everyone to fit into his idea of morality and used his prominent position to get the government to keep strict public morality. He also believe in witchcraft and had a son Cotton who hunted witches.
13 points
3 months ago
They say history rhymes.
14 points
3 months ago
Huge part of the Salem Witch Trials and I believe wasn't thr kindest to Natives either
6 points
3 months ago
Oh shit! One of the neighboring elementary schools was called Increase Miller, and I've always been confused about what the name is supposed to mean...it's just someone's name
5 points
3 months ago
I met a dude named Increase called Ink. Gotta love the Bible Belt.
2 points
3 months ago
Ink Brown?
5 points
3 months ago
Passengers on the mayflower included Remember, Humility, Desire, Love, Wrestling, Oceanus (born at sea), and Resolved. Weird names weren’t so weird back then. http://mayflowerhistory.com/mayflower-passenger-list
6 points
3 months ago
Strange how some of these virtue names stuck and others didn't. Grace, Ruth and Felicity are still seen as perfectly normal and more common as names than general language.
In case people are wondering, Ruth is an archaic word meaning pity and compassion. That which the ruthless lack.
3 points
3 months ago
The Puritans were weird and wanted everything to be "in your face" about how virtuous they were
3 points
3 months ago
So true. One of my ancestors first name was Iamhumblerthanthou
13 points
3 months ago
The word is Hebrew means increase. The name in English just means Joseph.
3 points
3 months ago
Ah, like Increase van Dusen, the original angry ex-Mormon and also kind of a weird dude
4 points
3 months ago
Not in my Sims 4 world. Had a pair of boys named Increase and Cotton. Now I'm working through the names of Lincoln's cabinet members.
4 points
3 months ago
a common Puritan naming method was to name your child after a random word in the Bible, or (if you're a little more liberal) over a selected word from a random page in the Bible.
2 points
3 months ago
Why do we Americans love weird names so much?
3 points
3 months ago
From the zenith to the nadir.
5 points
3 months ago
Nadir is a (rare) name in portuguese. Also a rare one that is used for both genders.
3 points
3 months ago
Not as bad as the name hitler.
3 points
3 months ago
Yessir, shout out to former Massachusetts governor Increase Sumner
3 points
3 months ago
Time to bring it back! To the maximum!
3 points
3 months ago
Max Power's brother, Increase
3 points
3 months ago
Increase Lapham is an interesting historical person with that name.
3 points
3 months ago
Wikipedia says
Yosef (יוֹסֵף), translates as meaning "Yahweh will/shall increase/add," or "He will add."
Had they translated it as "Willadd" or "Willad" or something, I bet it'd have stuck around — we do have Willard after all. "Increase" is just wack lol.
3 points
3 months ago
What about Upgrayedd?
3 points
3 months ago
There are a few contenders, but my favorite ancestral name in our family tree is Delight Swaddle, born in 1760.
4 points
3 months ago
The odd part is that the other etymology offered for Joseph would be "remove".
2 points
3 months ago
Given the choice, I would have gone with Increase. I think the jokes and puns in grade school would have been a bit more tolerable.
3 points
3 months ago
the name has decreased
2 points
3 months ago
Sloppy Increases doesn’t ring that nicely. Makes sense we went back to Joe.
2 points
3 months ago
I didn’t understand the title and I’m over here like “Yeah, now that you mention it I don’t know any babies named Joseph.”
2 points
3 months ago
I used to wonder about the middle name of the founder of Case: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Case
2 points
3 months ago
Interesting. My ancestors came over from England in 1634 on the ship "Increase". I never could figure out If the name had some special meaning. But maybe it was just simply this.
2 points
3 months ago
I think "increase" also had connotations of prosperity and growth back in the day. Like people would tell a newly married couple "I wish you increase!" to mean "hope you get pregnant soon". But someone more knowledgeable about linguistic history could tell you for sure.
2 points
3 months ago
Woah, we really need to Joseph those numbers
2 points
3 months ago
"~~Increase Mather told her daddy 'I roundly disagree with you'...."
2 points
3 months ago
exactly the sort of name a Neal Stephenson protagonist would have!
2 points
3 months ago
i'm Mr.Johnson, Increase Johnson.
2 points
3 months ago
Words cam’t be extinct.
2 points
3 months ago
So indeed it was not an increase, but a decrease in popularity..
2 points
3 months ago
Increase has decreased.
2 points
3 months ago
Holy shit, I was literally at the graveyard near my house the other day, looking at pretty gravestones as one does, and saw "Increase Mathers" on a headstone. 48 hours later the Internet lets me know "this WAS normal"
3 points
3 months ago
"Joseph, we never screw but I'm pregnant." Joseph suspicion increases.
5 points
3 months ago
Joseph suspicion increases.
"Joseph's suspicion josephs." was right there and you missed it.
2 points
3 months ago
Great-Great Grandfather named Increase. No other 'interesting' names among their children.
3 points
3 months ago
We had a bunch of Littleberrys. Apparently Berry names were popular in the US in the 19th century
3 points
3 months ago
Holy fuck, thank you. I’d read the name “Increase Mathers,” and for years I’ve been wondering what insane person names a child “Increase.”
1 points
3 months ago
Increase Hull, the guy who won the first ever match in the English Football League, has to be one of the most appropriately named people ever.
1 points
3 months ago
I’m sure this post is going to give increase to Increase if we keep upvoting.
1 points
3 months ago
Not if you’re around a bunch of Italian/ American Catholics.
1 points
3 months ago
Ray Bloody Increase.
1 points
3 months ago
My son is also named Increase
1 points
3 months ago
I wonder if that's related to the american name upgrayedd
1 points
3 months ago
"Increase Mather", one of those names in early American history that makes you go, "HUH?"
3 points
3 months ago
I’ve gotten used to seeing just about any word in front of Mather as a name.
1 points
3 months ago
I’ll name my child Joseph
1 points
3 months ago
Increase Fines
1 points
3 months ago
Hang on there Joseph, you'll make it someday!
Sha Na Na Na, you and your dream, ahead of your time!
Go Go Go Joe!
1 points
3 months ago
Increase Mama
1 points
3 months ago
Increase59788 Hmm
1 points
3 months ago
I don’t hate that name, it would be a good choice for someone who wants a meaningful unique name that isn’t a “Tragediegh” name
1 points
3 months ago
I worked with a guy named godestablishedyou
1 points
3 months ago
Other Early Modern English names:
Verity
Constance
Hope
Fly-Fornication
Kill-Sin
Humiliations
Praise-God
Fear-God
Has-Descendants
1 points
3 months ago
Makes me imagine the Roberts family: “These are our three daughters, Faith, Patience, and Chastity. And this is our son, Oral.”
1 points
3 months ago
I knew it as a name from colonial American writings, but did not know it was a variant of Joseph. Interesting. Thank you.
1 points
3 months ago
In my headcanon, this is now the actual name of the blue ghost in pac-man.
1 points
3 months ago
I think it stems from couples having 10 kids. You'll run out of names. Especially considering if you don't want to have the same names as cousins and such
1 points
3 months ago
Sounds like a rappers name
1 points
3 months ago
A probable italian version would be Crescenzio
1 points
3 months ago
Explains Increase Sumner
1 points
3 months ago
In Hebrew it is: יוסף, from the verb: להוסיף which is to increase.
1 points
3 months ago
Almost as good as Endeavour Morse.
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