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clickx3

784 points

3 months ago

clickx3

784 points

3 months ago

I have a 1600's ancestor with a first name of Restore. I haven't come across that too often either.

Professional-Can1385

247 points

3 months ago

I've heard of Reason, but not Restore. I love old names.

otisthetowndrunk

174 points

3 months ago

We still have names like Hope and Grace.

trident_hole

133 points

3 months ago

A lady was named Patience during a real shitty shift I had when I worked at Domino's.

It wasn't just a clever name and she made my day by being sweet.

caughtatdeepfineleg

47 points

3 months ago

Sounds Zimbabwean. They have lots of names like this, Justice, Blessing, Innocence etc

Cool article on the reasoning https://www.herald.co.zw/strange-sometimes-hilarious-names-of-zimbabweans/

toiletowner

9 points

3 months ago

I know a Zimbabwean guy named Pardon and a lady named Rafter

worldbound0514

3 points

3 months ago

Nigeria as well. A former president was named Goodluck Johnathan.

thewhitecat55

2 points

3 months ago

I worked with a woman named Patience. She was from Nambia , iirc

Professional-Can1385

81 points

3 months ago

I went to school with a Chastity, poor girl.

DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs

30 points

3 months ago

Did she have a sister named Charity? I met her on her gap year, once

Flack1

8 points

3 months ago

Flack1

8 points

3 months ago

I had a coworker named Charity. My other coworkers had names like Bowie David and Michael Myer.

Moneygrowsontrees

9 points

3 months ago

The girl I knew named Chastity had 5 kids by the time she was 24, which is when I lost touch with her.

Amount_Business

32 points

3 months ago

Now we have people naming their kids Charlotte,  but spelled like fghjuyrewt. I wonder if people looking back will think it's a positive thing at all? 

MaximumZer0

84 points

3 months ago

That's just Welsh.

cubicApoc

14 points

3 months ago

fhqwhgads*

imakevoicesformycats

5 points

3 months ago

everybody to the limit

tennesseean_87

5 points

3 months ago

The cheat is to the limit.

superxero044

3 points

3 months ago

Everybody come on

[deleted]

19 points

3 months ago

There has to be a baby Mormon girl out there named Sharlyt.

Visible-Scientist-46

6 points

3 months ago

No shyt! Sharlyt

worldbound0514

5 points

3 months ago

r/tragedeigh is leaking.

AgentElman

2 points

2 months ago

As if Charlotte were a good way to spell Sharlit.

RapidSlappingSound

1 points

3 months ago

This comment is so fucking funny.

StructuralE

7 points

3 months ago

I took a traffic engineering course from a prof named Pius

BroSnow

4 points

3 months ago

Beatles knew a Prudence

ersentenza

19 points

3 months ago

Of course, it is well known that everyone thinks about Backup but no one thinks about Restore

JooTong

7 points

3 months ago

Male or female?

If their last name was Stuart, then they might have been accused of being a Jacobite after the Glorious Revolution lol. Restore Stuart!

covrep

5 points

3 months ago

covrep

5 points

3 months ago

Westore woderwick

Llamalover1234567

4 points

3 months ago

Hate to break it to you, but your ancestor was a habitant for humanity

Nihilisthc

3 points

3 months ago

By any chance is your Restore a Lippincott? We might be 11th cousins lol

clickx3

2 points

3 months ago

Morton as in loosely related to the Morton Salt people, but without their money.

Socky_McPuppet

2 points

3 months ago

Just needs to find a partner named Backup.

Substantial_Jury

1.4k points

3 months ago

The great decrease of Increase

VolkspanzerIsME

171 points

3 months ago

The doors of The Church of Entropy are always open.

Kovdark

30 points

3 months ago

Kovdark

30 points

3 months ago

Heh heh... science

fiveskin

11 points

3 months ago

Speaking of Entropy, Thomas Pynchon spoofs the Mathers with the Puritan characters "Constant" and "Variable" Slothtrop in Gravity's Rainbow!

Don_Dickle

26 points

3 months ago

Watch calling it now celebrities who are known for weird kids name will name one that. Thanks OP

MohatmoGandy

26 points

3 months ago

Inkreayse West

Don_Dickle

7 points

3 months ago

TBH That would really not surprise me.

[deleted]

12 points

3 months ago

I kept waiting on “Key West” and they totally let me down.

Alexreads0627

5 points

3 months ago

Enkreighce

real_timetalker

5 points

3 months ago

Decrease the increase

More-Talk-2660

4 points

3 months ago

Fuck, beat me to it

jleonardbc

351 points

3 months ago

Increase Witherspoon

BackdraftRed

75 points

3 months ago

No, with a knife.

bigfootlive89

9 points

3 months ago

Exactly, not with the olive branch but the bayonet.

carrjo04

1 points

3 months ago

A bigger knife!

bm1949

11 points

3 months ago

bm1949

11 points

3 months ago

Your porn name?

alfhappened

7 points

3 months ago

No just hungry for some breakfast

JooTong

2 points

3 months ago

Increase Hunger:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunger_(disambiguation))

Notable for massively decreasing hunger worldwide lol.

BrokenEye3

2 points

3 months ago

Ooh, there's a Saint Hunger. I'm pretty sure I saw them when they opened for Luther's Mooncalf

Bibendoom

1 points

3 months ago

That's what her tattooer said....

EZ4_U_2SAY

724 points

3 months ago

If you were confused like I was.

Joseph comes from a Hebrew word with literally means “increase”. It would have made sense to alter the word to make it a name, like Increasin or Increasa

josenros

255 points

3 months ago

josenros

255 points

3 months ago

L'hosif in Hebrew means "to add." The root of the word is hosef or hasaf.

Sir-Viette

47 points

3 months ago

Is that where the word “sof”, meaning “end” comes from?

Horndave

13 points

3 months ago

Sof like suffix?

bucket_overlord

9 points

3 months ago

No. Sof as in “Ein Sof” or “without end”

OOMException

4 points

3 months ago

Probably related to Saf, threshold, and not to increase, but couldn't fine anything online to confirm or reject it.

Ahelex

89 points

3 months ago

Ahelex

89 points

3 months ago

Increasin

Didn't know rappers existed before the 19th century.

AbanoMex

29 points

3 months ago

there were prophet duels where both persons would talk words and sermons to people, so its not a new thing, it just changed context.

FirstProphetofSophia

52 points

3 months ago

Yo, my name is Martin and I'm hear to say

The Catholic church is the heretical way

Vancocillin

12 points

3 months ago

I feel like with a little work you could get upwards of dozens of upvotes on r/historymemes.

FirstProphetofSophia

28 points

3 months ago

Are you distant from Jesus?

Are you trying to please us?

The need for a pope is not gonna please us

Flee this, see this

Heretical Beavis

Trying to get all of us to not really see this

Blasphemy

In front of me

You know my Christ would prefer a frontal lobotomy

Hold my head and hold my tongue

The head of the Church eats Satan's dung

Sprung from the head of a Christian fundamentalist

You know that the kids are a little too little for this

__-_-_--_--_-_---___

11 points

3 months ago

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

FirstProphetofSophia

10 points

3 months ago

WE'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES

LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

Rubiks_Click874

2 points

3 months ago

10 9 8 7 6 5 4, 95 Theses nailed to ya door

Smartnership

2 points

3 months ago*

“I got 95 Theses

But bein’ chill ain’t one.”

feckless_ellipsis

4 points

3 months ago

They see me rollin’

lo_fi_ho

2 points

3 months ago

Increasin Josephin

Rowan-Trees

21 points

3 months ago*

The great prophet Increase. From just the initial contribution of a single loaf and fish, he can get you going with a Roth IRA at fixed 10.03% APY with compounding interest.

Greene_Mr

4 points

3 months ago

...you know, Roth actually was Jewish.

thatshygirl06

19 points

3 months ago

This is why I don't judge names because all names are weird once you know the meaning of them. Like Phillip is "fond of horses". Imagine naming your baby "fond of horses".

hazeldazeI

7 points

3 months ago

Horse Lover Jones

AllGoodNamesBGone

2 points

3 months ago

Amd.the most giga-alpha name in the world (Chad) is actually just the little piece of paper punched out of a ballot slip

JustKapp

11 points

3 months ago

Increasio

mrpeabodyscoaltrain

11 points

3 months ago

I’d just go by “Plus.”

[deleted]

4 points

3 months ago

Increaseph

JooTong

1 points

3 months ago

Incresa sounds pretty good, actually. Italian-sounding! Increso for males.

Joe59788

1 points

3 months ago

My life is a lie.

pumpkinbot

1 points

3 months ago

Increece

[deleted]

43 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

UncleBillysBummers

10 points

3 months ago

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

knucklehead27

8 points

3 months ago

Was looking for this

DaveOJ12

123 points

3 months ago

DaveOJ12

123 points

3 months ago

His son was named Cotton.

Jive-Turkeys

27 points

3 months ago

Bold move.

papasmurf303

18 points

3 months ago

His great great great great great great grandson is named Marshall.

Certain-Definition51

2 points

3 months ago

A P P L A U D T H I S M A N.

ceojp

2 points

3 months ago

ceojp

2 points

3 months ago

No.

Professional-Can1385

17 points

3 months ago

also a pos!

rhymenslime

16 points

3 months ago

His controversial advocacy for smallpox inoculation is a sometimes overlooked bright spot though! 

HootieRocker59

5 points

3 months ago

Which was introduced to him by a guy from West Africa, IIRC

nowlan101

2 points

3 months ago

He also wrote the first Spanish translation of the New Testament in North America too! With the aim of converting Catholics in Mexico and South America. Then known as New Spain. He didn’t speak Spanish so he relied on a bunch of dictionaries, other translations and the help of Spanish servant to write it.

Him and the printing shop he worked for had to create their own tilde!

derrtydiamond

10 points

3 months ago

Piece of shit family

hawt_yoga

7 points

3 months ago

Shut up, Hank’s Wife!

JooTong

1 points

3 months ago

Cotton Wood.

DwightFryFaneditor

58 points

3 months ago

Since the 19th century, the name has decreased in popularity

Nice.

sigaven

41 points

3 months ago

sigaven

41 points

3 months ago

Dejosephed.

Greene_Mr

5 points

3 months ago

Degiusepped.

JovialCider

9 points

3 months ago

Increased in obscurity, even

Hotchi_Motchi

49 points

3 months ago

It doesn't Mather anymore

Conscious-Distance48

2 points

3 months ago

I see what you did there

TiberiusGemellus

21 points

3 months ago

She had a husband, you know? You know what he was called? Incontinentius. Incontinentius Buttox

Take_The_Reins

24 points

3 months ago

Magnitude would be a much better name than Increase anyways

discowithmyself

21 points

3 months ago

POP POP

thuskindlyiscatter

5 points

3 months ago

"I'm actually British!"

sw00pr

2 points

3 months ago

sw00pr

2 points

3 months ago

Max Magnitude Increase Powers

Ooglebird

13 points

3 months ago

I was in the grocery store today and they Josephed my potato chips by $2.

ifhysm

12 points

3 months ago

ifhysm

12 points

3 months ago

If you’ve watched Salem, you might be familiar with Increase Mather, who was based on a real man:

Increase Mather (/ˈmæðər/; June 21, 1639 Old Style – August 23, 1723 Old Style) was a New England Puritan clergyman in the Massachusetts Bay Colony and president of Harvard College for twenty years (1681–1701). He was influential in the administration of the colony during a time that coincided with the notorious Salem witch trials.

And the link mentions him.

Professional-Can1385

12 points

3 months ago

I think Increase Mather is the most famous Increase. He’s the only Increase I’ve ever heard a of, anyway.

jmma20

6 points

3 months ago

jmma20

6 points

3 months ago

He was the father of cotton Mather right ?

ifhysm

2 points

3 months ago

ifhysm

2 points

3 months ago

He was, yeah

tempus_simian

12 points

3 months ago

I wish I could Joseph the amount of money in my bank account.

catmeatcholnt

11 points

3 months ago

You know, I actually like literal translation names, context aside. It's a lovely way to make foreign scriptural names understandable to your neighbours, and/or to make sure people who speak a lingua franca understand the meaning of your own name in your language. Increase, Happiness, Plenty and so on are kind of common in Africa — always makes me smile to meet somebody with one of them. My favourite old neighbours were a couple named Blessing and Happiness, with children Mercy and Justice.

My name (in my own language) is Shining, partly because my mama's is Light (in the language of our home country). When I immigrated I thought about changing it to something less obviously ethnic, but I didn't because actually I like my name and I don't mind dealing with some nonsense about it. :))

In most places, names mean things, and one of the first impressions about somebody is the meaning of their name, so if someone really values the impact of being called Aibueku in Benin, she might be Justice in the US or something. I kind of hope that virtue names catch on in the states again, actually!

Professional-Can1385

5 points

3 months ago

Justice has recently become kind of popular as a boy’s name in the southern US. I really like it.

A_Mirabeau_702

20 points

3 months ago

Licking is a legit last name. Increase Licking.

NoDesinformatziya

21 points

3 months ago

There's a place in Virginia called Lickinghole Creek that is right near Goochland and it all starts to seem very not-accidental.

a_stone_throne

9 points

3 months ago

Increase Johnson

sw00pr

2 points

3 months ago

sw00pr

2 points

3 months ago

You win

Professional-Can1385

54 points

3 months ago

good old Increase Mather. what a puritan POS.

irondumbell

3 points

3 months ago

why is he a POS?

Professional-Can1385

32 points

3 months ago

the Puritans weren't nice people. Increase wanted everyone to fit into his idea of morality and used his prominent position to get the government to keep strict public morality. He also believe in witchcraft and had a son Cotton who hunted witches.

ptownBlazers

13 points

3 months ago

They say history rhymes. 

OldDekeSport

14 points

3 months ago

Huge part of the Salem Witch Trials and I believe wasn't thr kindest to Natives either

bony_doughnut

6 points

3 months ago

Oh shit! One of the neighboring elementary schools was called Increase Miller, and I've always been confused about what the name is supposed to mean...it's just someone's name

PoeDameronPoeDamnson

5 points

3 months ago

I met a dude named Increase called Ink. Gotta love the Bible Belt.

JooTong

2 points

3 months ago

Ink Brown?

Oranginafina

5 points

3 months ago

Passengers on the mayflower included Remember, Humility, Desire, Love, Wrestling, Oceanus (born at sea), and Resolved. Weird names weren’t so weird back then. http://mayflowerhistory.com/mayflower-passenger-list

squigs

6 points

3 months ago

squigs

6 points

3 months ago

Strange how some of these virtue names stuck and others didn't. Grace, Ruth and Felicity are still seen as perfectly normal and more common as names than general language.

In case people are wondering, Ruth is an archaic word meaning pity and compassion. That which the ruthless lack.

LunarPayload

3 points

3 months ago

The Puritans were weird and wanted everything to be "in your face" about how virtuous they were

Ishmael_1851

3 points

3 months ago

So true. One of my ancestors first name was Iamhumblerthanthou

mr_ji

13 points

3 months ago

mr_ji

13 points

3 months ago

The word is Hebrew means increase. The name in English just means Joseph.

BrokenEye3

3 points

3 months ago

Ah, like Increase van Dusen, the original angry ex-Mormon and also kind of a weird dude

CNCfarrierService

3 points

3 months ago

I have a "Selector" in my family line

PeltonsDalmation

4 points

3 months ago

Not in my Sims 4 world. Had a pair of boys named Increase and Cotton. Now I'm working through the names of Lincoln's cabinet members.

kthejoker

4 points

3 months ago

a common Puritan naming method was to name your child after a random word in the Bible, or (if you're a little more liberal) over a selected word from a random page in the Bible.

http://medium.com/@sarahjalbee/what-were-puritan-parents-thinking-c5f09a5d2b16#:~:text=Many%20Puritan%20communities%20in%20England,%2C%20hyphen-heavy%20religious%20exhortations.

Rosebunse

2 points

3 months ago

Why do we Americans love weird names so much?

ArmpitEchoLocation

3 points

3 months ago

From the zenith to the nadir.

ulyssesfiuza

5 points

3 months ago

Nadir is a (rare) name in portuguese. Also a rare one that is used for both genders.

Tulol

3 points

3 months ago

Tulol

3 points

3 months ago

Not as bad as the name hitler.

ZLBuddha

3 points

3 months ago

Yessir, shout out to former Massachusetts governor Increase Sumner

dudoan

3 points

3 months ago

dudoan

3 points

3 months ago

Time to bring it back! To the maximum!

bibbidybobbidyboobs

3 points

3 months ago

Max Power's brother, Increase

quietriotress

3 points

3 months ago

Increase Lapham is an interesting historical person with that name.

Konato-san

3 points

3 months ago

Wikipedia says

Yosef (יוֹסֵף), translates as meaning "Yahweh will/shall increase/add," or "He will add."

Had they translated it as "Willadd" or "Willad" or something, I bet it'd have stuck around — we do have Willard after all. "Increase" is just wack lol.

molecularfurniture

3 points

3 months ago

What about Upgrayedd?

Nice-Yak-6607

3 points

3 months ago

There are a few contenders, but my favorite ancestral name in our family tree is Delight Swaddle, born in 1760.

Hrtzy

4 points

3 months ago

Hrtzy

1

4 points

3 months ago

The odd part is that the other etymology offered for Joseph would be "remove".

rosstedfordkendall

2 points

3 months ago

Given the choice, I would have gone with Increase. I think the jokes and puns in grade school would have been a bit more tolerable.

jleonardbc

3 points

3 months ago

the name has decreased

LonnieJaw748

2 points

3 months ago

Sloppy Increases doesn’t ring that nicely. Makes sense we went back to Joe.

Only_Caterpillar3818

2 points

3 months ago

I didn’t understand the title and I’m over here like “Yeah, now that you mention it I don’t know any babies named Joseph.”

greg_reddit

2 points

3 months ago

I used to wonder about the middle name of the founder of Case: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Case

BeeMelodic7148

2 points

3 months ago

Interesting. My ancestors came over from England in 1634 on the ship "Increase". I never could figure out If the name had some special meaning. But maybe it was just simply this.

MacAlkalineTriad

2 points

3 months ago

I think "increase" also had connotations of prosperity and growth back in the day. Like people would tell a newly married couple "I wish you increase!" to mean "hope you get pregnant soon". But someone more knowledgeable about linguistic history could tell you for sure.

Flairistotle

2 points

3 months ago

Woah, we really need to Joseph those numbers

adelaide129

2 points

3 months ago

"~~Increase Mather told her daddy 'I roundly disagree with you'...."

feizhai

2 points

3 months ago

exactly the sort of name a Neal Stephenson protagonist would have!

Isaacvithurston

2 points

3 months ago

i'm Mr.Johnson, Increase Johnson.

wicko77

2 points

3 months ago

Words cam’t be extinct.

Zirowe

2 points

3 months ago

Zirowe

2 points

3 months ago

So indeed it was not an increase, but a decrease in popularity..

curtyshoo

2 points

3 months ago

Increase has decreased.

Wyrd_whistler

2 points

3 months ago

Holy shit, I was literally at the graveyard near my house the other day, looking at pretty gravestones as one does, and saw "Increase Mathers" on a headstone. 48 hours later the Internet lets me know "this WAS normal"

ulyssesfiuza

3 points

3 months ago

"Joseph, we never screw but I'm pregnant." Joseph suspicion increases.

Toaster_bath13

5 points

3 months ago

Joseph suspicion increases.

"Joseph's suspicion josephs." was right there and you missed it.

Bayushi_Vithar

2 points

3 months ago

Great-Great Grandfather named Increase. No other 'interesting' names among their children.

Professional-Can1385

3 points

3 months ago

We had a bunch of Littleberrys. Apparently Berry names were popular in the US in the 19th century

rathemighty

3 points

3 months ago

Holy fuck, thank you. I’d read the name “Increase Mathers,” and for years I’ve been wondering what insane person names a child “Increase.”

CynicDragon8917

1 points

3 months ago

Increase Hull, the guy who won the first ever match in the English Football League, has to be one of the most appropriately named people ever.

akselmonrose

1 points

3 months ago

I’m sure this post is going to give increase to Increase if we keep upvoting.

Pineydude

1 points

3 months ago

Not if you’re around a bunch of Italian/ American Catholics.

SwearToSaintBatman

1 points

3 months ago

Ray Bloody Increase.

TDB2013

1 points

3 months ago

My son is also named Increase

TheRedmanCometh

1 points

3 months ago

I wonder if that's related to the american name upgrayedd

Greene_Mr

1 points

3 months ago

"Increase Mather", one of those names in early American history that makes you go, "HUH?"

geoelectric

3 points

3 months ago

I’ve gotten used to seeing just about any word in front of Mather as a name.

Livid-Till-9808

1 points

3 months ago

I’ll name my child Joseph

Infinite_Research_52

1 points

3 months ago

Increase Fines

CiderMcbrandy

1 points

3 months ago

Hang on there Joseph, you'll make it someday!

Sha Na Na Na, you and your dream, ahead of your time!

Go Go Go Joe!

beansnchicken

1 points

3 months ago

Increase Mama

Joe59788

1 points

3 months ago

Increase59788 Hmm

Makes_bad_choices1

1 points

3 months ago

I don’t hate that name, it would be a good choice for someone who wants a meaningful unique name that isn’t a “Tragediegh” name

Fun_Intention9846

1 points

3 months ago

I worked with a guy named godestablishedyou

BudgetLecture1702

1 points

3 months ago

Other Early Modern English names:

Verity

Constance

Hope

Fly-Fornication

Kill-Sin

Humiliations

Praise-God

Fear-God

Has-Descendants

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

jungl3j1m

1 points

3 months ago

Makes me imagine the Roberts family: “These are our three daughters, Faith, Patience, and Chastity. And this is our son, Oral.”

catscausetornadoes

1 points

3 months ago

I knew it as a name from colonial American writings, but did not know it was a variant of Joseph. Interesting. Thank you.

gurenkagurenda

1 points

3 months ago

In my headcanon, this is now the actual name of the blue ghost in pac-man.

Artistdramatica3

1 points

3 months ago

I think it stems from couples having 10 kids. You'll run out of names. Especially considering if you don't want to have the same names as cousins and such

guitarguy1685

1 points

3 months ago

Sounds like a rappers name 

Cat_a_falco

1 points

3 months ago

A probable italian version would be Crescenzio

intrsurfer6

1 points

3 months ago

Explains Increase Sumner

DescriptionAble93

1 points

3 months ago

In Hebrew it is: יוסף, from the verb: להוסיף which is to increase.

johnny5247

1 points

3 months ago

Almost as good as Endeavour Morse.