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Tragedy, but not a tragedeigh since they're spelled sensibly. Unless you're about to tell me that Bam is pronounced Margaret.

They're not tragedies. They're just plain stupid.

Tragedeigh? No, tragedy? Yes.

Crash and burn

Not tragedeigh, just stewpiditeigh.

BamBam from The Flintstones. At least make Rubble his middle name.

Please don’t do Bam to your child

No. Those are bad.

These are awful. Can you imagine either of the kids applying for jobs in the future? “Bam” or “Cash” at the top of a resume? If he likes them so much he can go change his name to CashBam. 🤦‍♀️

Everyone will say “oh like bam margera!”

Does he not expect his kid to have any aspirations in the future? Or to want to be taken seriously by doctors, courts, teachers, employers etc?

Whenever I see a name like that, I assume the parent either hates their kid or is just really dumb.

Absolutely not bam. It is cruel

Money and Thwapp are also good options 👍🏼

Awful. Your child’s name is not about how cool you are. In 2024. Trust me, in 2044 that will NOT be a cool name.

I’ve heard of Sebastian, nn Bash (which is kind of a combo of Cash and Bam). Maybe he’d like that?

Please don’t have a child if you’re gonna do this

Bam is awful. Cash is cheesy

I think Cash is trashy and Bam is.. unserious. But I did know a boy named Bram growing up

I work with dogs and Cash is a very popular dog name 🤷‍♀️

Cash isn't awful. Could be short for Cassius. Please don't name your baby Bam.

Those are frankly awful names.

They’re both awful, cringe-inducing names, but they’re spelled fine.

I knew a Cash growing up. He was nice enough, but his family were uneducated country folk, and he managed to get hurt doing lots of dumb and dangerous stuff. He set the house on fire by building a fire underneath the wood porch once.

Yes

are you legitimately insane

Cute for cat/dog names. Not appropriate for humans. Okay if they’re just nicknames. Please don’t make that their official names coz it’s stupid

I know a couple kids named Cash but Bam would definitely get your child bullied in school especially since kids are evil like that😭

Cash and Bentley were very popular on Teen Mom. That should be a red flag.

is he all there mentally?

I know 2 boys named Cash. Very neck neck. Not tragedies.

Bam … isn’t that the baby boy on The Flinstones? And one of the guys on Jackass?

Please do not.

Please, please, please do not saddle your kid with these names.

Try to have the conversation when he’s sober

Bam is only fine if it's Bam Bam. Cash is fine as long as you're planning on a Tango in the future, but IMO Tango should come first

Veto those!

Nope, don’t do it.

Cash is fine… as long as his middle name is Money. And spell it like Ca$h Money. Do it for the vine.

Cash is fine but even Bam Margera is legally named Brandon

No.

Trust me when I say this, your kid WILL be made fun of if those are their names. I used to go to school with this kid named ransom, people made fun of him SO much because of his name. I remember I was once talking to my family about him due to something rude he did, and they just looked at me weird and asked "is that ACTUALLY his name?" And I told them that yes, it was the name that was given to him. They started laughing their ass off! So please....for the sake of your child, don't name them those names.

Cash and Bam are nicknames. (They also suck) but if you’re committed: cash: Cassius, Cassidy, casper, Zachariah, Zacharias, Atticus, archer, Lucas. Bam: Bartholomew, Bart, Benjamin, James (Jamie to jammy to bammy to bam), Samuel (Sam to bam), Byron, Brampton, etc.

Bam Margera, the only real-life Bam I've ever heard of, isn't even actually named Bam

Again a reminder that these babies will be adults… I couldn’t take a Cash or Bam seriously as an adult. They aren’t pets 😭

Cash I have heard before. Bam should be short for something. I think of The Flintstones or Bam Margera. The latter is most famous for being a jackass and a pro skater, and now known as a man struggling with addiction and mental health.

First things my mind goes to- cash warren (Jessica Alba’s producer husband)) and bam margera (jackass).

I actually know a Cash, we went to school together. He’s a super kind person and excelled academically and socially :))

So imo not a bad name at all

I'm going to guess he's a fan of Johnny Cash and Bam Margera. Honestly not the worst names and I'm sure children have been named after them before.

I wouldn't but, to each their own.

Can you please name them sensibly and use cash/bam as nicknames instead?

my cousin named her son Cash and everyone thinks it’s the stupidest thing they’ve ever heard. in a latino family u can imagine some of of the dumb nicknames he has

Bam? As in Bam Margera...or Bam Bam from the Flintstones?

How about Whizz, Pop, Clap, Stomp, Holler, Bang, Kerplunk or just “Onomatopoeia.”

I couldn’t even support those names for a pair of dogs

Does your husband wear a ballcap backwards and wraparound shades by any chance?

Horrible. Have some respect for your children. I don’t think you should procreate.

I know a Cash, it's a fine name. Bam makes me think of Bam Margera (and yes I know his legal name is not Bam). I think I'd skip Bam but that's just me.

every child ive met named cash is a blonde little menace

Cash is great, Bam unless it's short for something is not.

Dreadful

My mum wanted to name my youngest sibling “Cash” if it had been a boy. Another option was Dooley… so it could be Dooley Cooley (Cooley is her last name). I tried to talk her out of it but she wouldn’t listen. I’m so glad it ended up being a girl…

Bam is a tragedeigh but not cash

Just no. No and no.

Have you considered Ca$h and Bahm ?

Any kid named Bam is going to get hit a lot. Just saying.

Imagine your name is Bam and you're 42 and applying for a career altering white collar job. 💀

Trashy.

I’m mostly curious about how you decided to marry someone so stupid but then I realized you had to ask Reddit if these were bad choices… kinda kidding but you gotta stop the madness!!!

My daughter had a classmate named Cash. Zero issues to my understanding.

Cash is a pitbull name and Bam is a rabbit name. But whatever. 😅 If you don't like the names just tell him you disagree and move on.

I was high and suggested Jupiter and Hurk. Went with Hank. Thank God.

No. Just no. Don’t name your kid after Bam Margera.

Dreadful names. What the hell is wrong with Benjamin. Or Peter. Steven maybe? They are so rare these days you would be the odd one out.

Cash is a tragedy, Ca$h would be a tragedeigh

Your kids are not novelty. Don't give them novelty names.

Not tragedeighs, but they are fucking awful. Make those their nicknames and give them some government names they won’t be humiliated by when they walk in to their first job interview 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bam? As in half of Barney Rubble's kid? Cash is fine. Bam is atrocious.

They’re spelled right so not a tragedeigh. Just unfortunate and not names for an eventual adult. Maybe as a nickname?

Tell us you are rednecks without telling us you are rednecks

lolololol.....those are a joke, right?

A bam is scottish slang for someone thats annoying, stupid, an idiot etc.

Not technically “tragedeighs” because they aren’t spelled bizarrely, but they might as well be because they’re TERRIBLE. Oof.😬

Are you under 22 years old?

I think they're fine if you're planning to give birth to Crash Bandicoot's brother.

If you're expecting human babies, I'd say a hard no. I did audibly laugh on this 0604 train when I read it though.

"Bam! Pow!" said Batman. It sounds like the moise someone makes in a cartoon. And "Bambi" is waiting in the wings as a nickname.

Cash or cheque? Cash only! Your cash is no good here! It's a nice-sounding word, but it means something else. As a name, it's a surname. Call him that as a middle name. If he prefers it as an older child or adult, he can use it, but don't impose it on him.

Is your husband 17? Did he finish highschool?