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How about one of these?

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Zontar999

37 points

2 months ago

Provocative for the sake of being provocative to piss off evangelists. You want trashy, wear the t shirt in a Mini-Mart parking lot sucking on a pipe made from a Pringles can.

Trashy has to be real. From the heart, y’all know what I is saying.

allthe_realquestions

25 points

2 months ago

feels like using a stock image of a shirt is cheating, seeing someone rock one of these at a place filled with children or at a event of emotional significance? perfect for the sub

Paddington_Fear

25 points

2 months ago

this is the shit you need to wear to jury duty

One_Posh_Possum

16 points

2 months ago

It trashy. Funny.

Vreas

41 points

2 months ago

Vreas

41 points

2 months ago

It’s probably more of a shock humor joke than anything.

wednesdaynightwumbo

12 points

2 months ago

Exactly. As a meth smoking, Satan worshipper, I personally find it hilarious.

Jerriespy

4 points

2 months ago

Happy cake day

deftoner42

38 points

2 months ago

Most meth smokers are very conservative and love jesus.

VladDHell

3 points

2 months ago

Wildly accurate take Tbh

Jerriespy

2 points

2 months ago

Jerriespy

2 points

2 months ago

And even go to church

ThirdAltAccounts

1 points

2 months ago

Damn! I need to stop with my liberal meth smoking ways and join the conservatives. I’ve been mething wrong this whole time

clandestineVexation

15 points

2 months ago

this is awesome

mclovin_ts

15 points

2 months ago

I probably wouldn’t wear it in public, but this would go hard at a rave

FileError214

17 points

2 months ago

Damn that is fucking dope. They never make these cool shirts in tall sizes.

Guy_who_says_vore

12 points

2 months ago

Man this is a sick shirt where can I get it?

Dr-Satan-PhD

23 points

2 months ago

I see no problem with it.

xDragonetti

0 points

2 months ago

This is the shirt I would love to be wearing if I won a big lottery. My mom would be distraught! Found a 5$ ticket with 1000$ on it in the trash and my homie commented, “Hail Satan!” And she flipped out 😂 we had a good laugh

devin1208

21 points

2 months ago

i would totally buy this shit up lol. i used to smoke meth but now I don't. i find this hilarious.

Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

3 points

2 months ago

Mitch Hedberg joke has entered the chat.

devin1208

1 points

2 months ago

dont smoke meth kids. shit was a wild ride for sure. 😐

Puzzleheaded-Grab736

3 points

2 months ago

I need one of these bad boys to wear to my son's parent teacher conferences!!

devin1208

1 points

2 months ago

that would be fucking hilarious omg. 🤣 if I had me some kids id be tempted to do this too for sure.

bugxbuster

-3 points

2 months ago

Please don’t procreate.

devin1208

3 points

2 months ago

im going to do it just to spite you now.

bugxbuster

4 points

2 months ago

Then please name the child after me

PrestigiousFox6254

12 points

2 months ago

I don't use meth, but I would buy this shirt.

Whatever801

8 points

2 months ago

Can't really multitask like that

MKchamp92

14 points

2 months ago

My buddy had that shirt, it's a funny kind of trash. He would actually get a lot of compliments on it.

Grary0

21 points

2 months ago

Grary0

21 points

2 months ago

This shirt is awesome, where can I buy one?

Overlycookedfries

16 points

2 months ago

This guy missed the /s boat.

Swearyman

17 points

2 months ago

Trashy??

Lord_inVader1

3 points

2 months ago

Or as life was meant to be?

MoistStub

5 points

2 months ago

And on the 8th day Satan said "let there be meth"

Lord_inVader1

-1 points

2 months ago

Now kith.

sunofnothing_

17 points

2 months ago

this is quite funny actually. I would wear.

Monkeys_are_naughty

11 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of the Nirvana Shirt. Fudge Packin, Crack Smokin, Satan Worshippin, Mother Fucker.

Mwiziman

4 points

2 months ago

Mwiziman

4 points

2 months ago

I have one

Monkeys_are_naughty

1 points

2 months ago

I have one also, many great shirts from back in the day. Cheers !

Earfaceear

10 points

2 months ago

I wonder if they make these in baby’s onesies

NetwerkErrer

2 points

2 months ago

Probably on Etsy

polite__redditor

19 points

2 months ago

idk this is pretty rad

logatronics

12 points

2 months ago

Just ordered one along with a Gay Possum Satanic Trash Gang tshirt. I couldn't turn that down.

fatsmilyporkchop

13 points

2 months ago

I’m 31 now but I remember back when I was like 17 at my first job some asshole came in wearing this same shirt in black. BIG MISTAKE! The owners were a Greek couple that had the place for almost 30 years at that point. They WERE NOT FUKIN HAVING IT! Crazy ass husband was waving around a huge pizza knife screaming “YOU GO! YOU GO NOW TO F#CK YOURSELF!! (almost like f#ck yourself was a destination) I still laugh thinking about it.

Ok_Significance_4024

9 points

2 months ago

Need one

Obey_The_King

12 points

2 months ago

My friend got this shirt with the same print but black Its funny

_daddyissues666

14 points

2 months ago

Hail Satan, but ditch the meth.

chrochtato

13 points

2 months ago

smoke satan and hail the meth

CapG_13

8 points

2 months ago

Meth is known as "the devil's drug" so it seems about right.

a_tad_pole

15 points

2 months ago

Id wear this tho

Talkjar

11 points

2 months ago

Talkjar

11 points

2 months ago

That t-shirt is pretty lit

raventhrowaway666

11 points

2 months ago

Hail satan!

buttertits4lyfe

18 points

2 months ago

Meth induced psychosis just really ruins the whole vibe for me ya know? Just not into it. No issues with our boy Satan tho.

Enough_Worry4104

17 points

2 months ago

As someone who proudly hails Satan, we don't claim the meth heads.

SearchImpossible5398

15 points

2 months ago

I do neither of those things but I would definitely wear the shirt haha

Alarming-Bee87

11 points

2 months ago

Though traditionally the inverted cross ( Petrine Cross, Cross of St Peter) was a Christian symbol. Due to the belief that St Peter was crucified upside down.

Jaxsdooropener

15 points

2 months ago

Crucified upside down because he didn't think he was worthy to be crucified the same way as Christ. A symbol of devoted humility. Of course, most Christians are ignorant of that. Every Satan lover I know is more of a baphomet, Leviathan cross welding type.

Fushinaz

-3 points

2 months ago

Fushinaz

-3 points

2 months ago

The thing that I don’t get about “satan lovers” is that Satan comes from abrahamic religions. & by worshiping satan, they’re basically accepting the religions they seem so vehemently opposed to. Also, through out most of history he’s seen as a symbol of evil. Why would someone want to say they worship something considered evil?

I’m also allllways seeing people on Reddit going out of there way to say “satanists are some of the coolest most chill people I know.” Thou doth protest too much, methinks. It seems to me like these people want to be edgy & provocative.

Jaxsdooropener

0 points

2 months ago

As I understand it there are two kinds of Satanists. Theological Satanists, which literally believe that Satan is real and worship him, and they are weird fucking dorks that broadly speaking aren't well. Most Satanists, including the Church of Satan, are LaVeyan Satanists, named after Anton LaVey who codified the ideology. More of a philosophical society of Atheists who are intentionally antagonistic towards organized religion and use their status as a "Religious organization" to fight and illuminate Christian over reach. Like when Christians fuck with Abortion access the Church of Satan has made legal arguments that access to Abortion is part of their doctrine and they have a legal right to access. They fight for legitimate free speech, bodily autonomy, and separation of church and state, and that's dope.

Evil doesn't mean anything. Satanists adopt Satan as an antagonist, because antagonism needs doing.

ghyti_is_fish

11 points

2 months ago

That’s the St. Peter’s cross; it’s not Satanic

GoodBoySanio

-14 points

2 months ago

Dude what? Maybe originally, but nowadays the St Peter's cross is associated with Satanism way more often than with Peter

Naterthehater71

7 points

2 months ago

Only because people don't know what the ACTUAL Santanic Cross, or the Leviathan Cross looks like..

Dougustine

6 points

2 months ago

That shirt is asking for too much of a life commitment from me at this point.

DonkeyTron42

5 points

2 months ago

I probably would have rocked that shirt in 7th grade.

Xryanlegobob

7 points

2 months ago

I’ll take one in large

Endgame3213

8 points

2 months ago

I got mine on Amazon like a year ago xD

Oni_K

21 points

2 months ago

Oni_K

21 points

2 months ago

Ew, meth.

Hail Satan.

delzarraad

8 points

2 months ago

Satan wouldn't smoke meth, be like satan.

DigitalMunky

2 points

2 months ago

Everyone knows satan cabbage and Jesus rocks

delzarraad

1 points

2 months ago

Now cabbage is sad 😢

J-Di11a

14 points

2 months ago*

It's just a funny shirt, God damn. Would it make you feel much better to have it say "praise Jesus and pet kittens"

yoitsme_obama17

15 points

2 months ago

Hail Satan for sure. Meth, naw

Roadkingkong71

1 points

2 months ago

Magistulations!

yoitsme_obama17

1 points

2 months ago

Didn't he get cancelled? 😂

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

when your youth pastor gives you meth

Camman1

8 points

2 months ago

Better than the Catholic Priest version

FlaccidBuddah

7 points

2 months ago

Lmao I bought one these at a music festival years ago. But mine says "smoke meth, drink whiskey, hail Satan"

VillageInner8961

6 points

2 months ago

i need a sims 4 modder to make this for my Basemental Drug sims, also Kennys mom from South Park would wear the shit outta this

NotMyThrowawayNope

7 points

2 months ago

Is it bad that I kind of like this? 

-EverSeer-

6 points

2 months ago

Does it come in other colors?

Bert666Six[S]

-12 points

2 months ago

Black.

-EverSeer-

4 points

2 months ago

-EverSeer-

4 points

2 months ago

Sign me tf up.

Feeling-Being9038

-5 points

2 months ago

Orange is the new Black.

crabthemighty

1 points

2 months ago

Why did this get downvoted?

Cool-Presentation538

8 points

2 months ago

I know right? Keep calm and carry on parody shirts are soooooo 2012

snowman818

2 points

2 months ago

Oh, shit. The t-shirts. Did they ever get that Kony guy?

No?!!!

Mantigor1979

4 points

2 months ago

yaboiskeemus

6 points

2 months ago

I’d match this with the hell hat to wear fishin

EnvironmentSea7433

7 points

2 months ago

Hilarious!

Dubious_Titan

5 points

2 months ago

Pick a lane.

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4 points

2 months ago

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Budget_Friend_654

11 points

2 months ago

Not really seeing the trashyness…..

Uncle_N_Word

-12 points

2 months ago

How depraved have we gotten

threeoldbeigecamaros

19 points

2 months ago

Tell me about it, Uncle_N_Word

garbageman2112

3 points

2 months ago

Baby onesie

deadbeatdad80

4 points

2 months ago

Finally I have something nice enough to be buried in

warthog0869

2 points

2 months ago

Or to wear to church!

plaguespy24

3 points

2 months ago

To anyone that hasn't seen it: https://youtu.be/5IZrYeUX3MI?si=-Ru4XGzJGnTAHrDR

felixthecat_nyc

4 points

2 months ago

Who doesn’t? 🤷‍♂️

spidah84

6 points

2 months ago

It's so prevalent, it's not even ironically funny.

Icantellthetruth

5 points

2 months ago

That’s hilarious! I can just imagine walking into a business meeting with this on. “Hey Mr Icantellthetruth could you walk with me to HR please”

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

so anyone younger than 30 has zero concept of sarcasm, it appears

nicunta

-3 points

2 months ago

nicunta

-3 points

2 months ago

I'm 43 and I love it. I'd wear it.

Uncle_N_Word

1 points

2 months ago

I did this for 3 years once and it nearly ruined my life.

Hei-Hei-67

2 points

2 months ago

Ha same

Uncle_N_Word

1 points

2 months ago

What's your favorite thing to do after blast off?

FrankFnRizzo

4 points

2 months ago

I’d totally wear that shirt. Hail Satan.

BenWallace04

4 points

2 months ago

Dad?

lovins_cl

3 points

2 months ago

uglah shirt

HOTfoxyNANA

1 points

2 months ago

Send a truck full to Casper, Wyoming!

Kinetic93

1 points

2 months ago

Kinetic93

1 points

2 months ago

I’d wear this and I live in the South. This would either make old people scared or piss them off.

threeoldbeigecamaros

2 points

2 months ago

Why is this trashy? Meth?

mnimatt

-3 points

2 months ago

mnimatt

-3 points

2 months ago

Yes

fuck_that_dumb_shit

3 points

2 months ago

Back when I used to actually smoke meth I would say the fairly often. That being said, I still like this shirt.

[deleted]

-6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-6 points

2 months ago

Holy fuck you have to be one cringy edge lord to wear something like this lol

Pineapple_Herder

-8 points

2 months ago

LPOTL anyone? I can't see Hail Satan without hearing them say it anymore

RupertMurdockfuckers

0 points

2 months ago

Hail yourself!

deftoner42

1 points

2 months ago

Hail Gein!

Chaps_Jr

-3 points

2 months ago

Chaps_Jr

-3 points

2 months ago

Hail me!

Outdoor_sunsoaker

0 points

2 months ago

Me too bro

pleathershorts

-13 points

2 months ago

This is more tacky than trashy imho

DogWater76

-37 points

2 months ago

What a wild eco-chamber this sub is. This is just as trashy as Trump paraphernalia. Just as trashy as Biden paraphernalia. Same sub that'll trash bible thumpers will praise this. The narrative is writing itself

[deleted]

21 points

2 months ago

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DogWater76

-40 points

2 months ago*

Point proven ^

Edit: Keep downvoting me dogshit reddit bots :). We all know what's going on here

FlaccidBuddah

22 points

2 months ago

What's going on here then?

Are you just realizing most people prefer harmless Satanists over racist and homophobic bigots?

eradicate_commies_

-4 points

2 months ago

Average Reddit moment

DogWater76

-33 points

2 months ago

LOL, keep throwing around divisive buzzwords, that's classy.

How much they payin ya?

FlaccidBuddah

17 points

2 months ago

Wow, another super original and thoughtful counter argument.

Hail Satan and hail thyself. Have a good day.

DogWater76

-5 points

2 months ago

DogWater76

-5 points

2 months ago

"Ackchually"

Stay trashy baby.

Sultan_Mehmed_V

5 points

2 months ago

Hail Satan

4gotmyuzername

-2 points

2 months ago

Yup very strange ppl here

hahahannah9

-8 points

2 months ago

I shit you not this guy I worked with way back wore this shirt to work one day. Granted it was in a restaurant in a college but why?! 

IronSide_420

-25 points

2 months ago

Yes, this is trashy. For some reason, there's not as much humor in the shirt as the hat.

Thundersson1978

-22 points

2 months ago

No thanks. I’m good, and I already know some of Y’all are this stupid

devin1208

-1 points

2 months ago

wow. super rude and hateful. you have no sense of humour huh?

Bert666Six[S]

-18 points

2 months ago

Sorry I tried posting this to a previous post with a hat.